The evening world. Newspaper, July 24, 1920, Page 10

HH. |, Treasurer of the “Revell Testimonial Fund, re- teat $28,500 was raised As a the Now York and maces ‘This amount will “Harold Crane has been engaged for “The Rose Girl.” ‘Grace Hampton is now with “Not “i By Way of Diversion. When things fail to come your way, keep your head, They will come some other day—keep your head, When old Trouble makes you sad, don't get careless; don't get mad. Good is sure to follow bad—keep your head. When some wild man wants to fight, ‘keep your head. If you must, then whip him right— keep your head. Don't pive up unto the dines; just keep out of frete and stews. Keep a'ptug- ging; you can’t lose—keep your head.* So Long Ago” at the Booth. Aileen Poe wil) have a role in “The Poor Little Ritz Girl,” opening at the Central Tuesday. Two more Sunday concerts will bo given at the Century Promenade to- morrow night at 9 and 11.30 o'clock, A straight one-step contest for a fine silver cup will be held at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace Tues- oy oveniay. new “Nine o’Clock Revue” will be the Ziegfeld Roof in jating with Mar- Me Williams, formerly of Little Womens wat assume the role of TAly in.“ le" Monday night. Mme. of Paris, who is to meveral Dillingham shows, announced that John M. Ander- comedy will bo ‘built, = no ot “Laagie,” Is writing @ book on how tu diregt orchestras, Savoy and Brennan have been en- waged to head the cast. of the now “Greénwich Village Follies.” Kenneth Douglas has signed a long term contract with A. H. Woods. He will a ina new English comedy in October. , F. Ziegfeld jr. has engaged William A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Hard work will put @ solid founda- tion under many an alr castle, FOOLISHMENT, Willie hopped a street car, Did it on the fly, Now he’s always hopping— He is one leg shy. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. (By Henry Fisher.) Store Manager—I see you sold out all your stock of tinwart Saleslady—Yes, a jazz band arrived in town to-day and ran short of equipment. by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Rrening in, gang, and this several of our suggested; ‘Try HEIR x your Editor, The an hour for is Wortd.» Gladys, Glendale—How do they get way? As soon as one of those gene, cavernan weg otuer. i, Bronx—Say, lease from the Bronx, I'm not a caveman, but I'm wid. ‘Betty and Lou—Gure, we're just crazy about cavemen. We're off in pee cone now preg for some. vy st New York—Whispor some soft muchy stuff into their cars ane they flop over you. That's the etuft, goter, New York—You bet » That's Qo Ia ta, 5 Unkle Rastue—Did you ask me if women lke cavemen? Yes swh{ ‘Dey sure does. Ah abways was con- sidered d'mos popular man at any social function , wha: , Southern Artist—-it you treat ‘em ey don't WMike {it and if you sjare very nice and gentle they say it +H I'd like to on and take that ead. 0 the ted you are sow, 60 what are the poor men to do? Flatbush Fred--If you don't use n't her | caveman tactios on this bard boiled, half baked American girl she'll walk all over you, Adolph of Brooklyn--How can you play caveman with a girl who weighs over 200, oh? with Experienoe—Last year T was a kind, natured mamina’s boy and nobody cared for me. This {| year I treat ‘em rough, send them home alon ie an’ everything, and be- Heve me they all fall for me. Bae onl “Madeline Ethel—I winh there were told ) blonde and to ig he x. & seo me ve~ a ¥ medium between caveman and Willie boy varietios, HAR Omri EATS 1. To what range do the Adiron- dacks belong? 2. Who wrote “Home Sweet Home?" -| 3. What British general was never gu povaitea men defeated? bie convinced «i ‘Who wes the father of Canaan? }. What Greek ls eupposed te havo i? epecies of man | SUS! his wire in Hades 8, Who wrote “I Would Not Live an | Alway?” 7, What, French composer wrote KATINKA ANOTHER FELLOW To SEE You, KATINKA- DIDN'T 1 FORBID You |: To INVITE FRIENDS HERE | VLU “TELL “Ty'worLD 1 was LUCKY To TRapDE “THE. OLD “BUZZONI" IN ON “THIS LIL’ FlivveR — Now my CAR COMM OVER “TS DINNeR WSNiGHT a TAANK Goopness SHE WONT GET THe LETTER IN Time “TS come, THE. BIG LITTLE 4'SPH THe CLF TI WAS “Teerisve , "Sis" — I'M GLAD T DIDN'T STACT OFF WITH You AMD TH! FOLICS , THEN ! ONE, Boss - 1 DON'T EVEN WISH To (=) IE DOESN'T KNowW 1M THE Cook FAHERE - TELL HIM YOu'RE HY ASKING FoR MISS HUSBAND AN! HeKel=t * KA" = 2. WANT Get SCARED ts] ‘ ' You To UNDERSTAND ro eA SHe's HY WiFe! JOE! TELEPHONE! \t's Te PEOPLE You Gov THE CAR FROM : HurRY Joe — Gos — we've HAD A MAN HE SEEMS ANXIOUS! ON “THAT OLD “BUZZONI” FoR AN HOUR! How p You Get 'ER TO START? Gee! Ths 1s OR pee EDNA — Down 6 THe J LL Just TAKke ir Mai. Box. witA SvER AN MEGoY a ea Ry She‘ Gwe Me COME Over, TS Danek — Tit Go RIGHT Back wiri-|} YOu ‘Dae Fy win YOu Rud FAMILY TWAS SENT HERE To COLLECT ! NING ler ! Jus’ KEEP EVERLASTINGLY AT wt 6 CewiHAnl Lou Uses Her: Head Better Than Joe! HEAD INSIDE , THE WINDOW, That SAYS "NO SHOOTING ALLOWED" LE YOU DAMAGE WHE (On WORK OM THAT NEW Meiers