The evening world. Newspaper, July 2, 1920, Page 24

aa ES a GS COMIC PAGE FRIDAY, JULY 2, 1920 About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY This Comedy Quadruped Has the Laugh on the H. C. of L.t + DON'TEN KEEPER, WHATS THE L SHOULD =| WHAT MAKES]@ WELL HE ONLY HAS A a] GOSH, WHAT THAT THINGY MOST REMARKABLE A SAY THE [a You THINK SLEEP ONCE A WEEK, T-\ HAs To LAUGH Aout PA ANIMAL Y'GOT LAUGHING FH Tuas 7 \A MEAL ONCE A MONTH, ba ar FoPe ~ = Here? S$ { uvenat [i> AN' A DRINK ONCE KA [i Carta Urite AN ESSAY ON “ANIMALS FOR NIGHT SCHOOL, SO I WALKED OUT To THis ILL T. SPAETH, who was with io Selwyns for years, has decided that the country another mi: 1 show. He nd recently that one ‘Lasses White, rly an Al G. Field comedian, at liberty, and "Lasses was the mn from which will grow the big rel show (Pretty littl: ‘imile, ch? Or is it a metaphor?) Well, anyway, the "Lasses White Ali- Star Minstrels will hit the trail in Hey st with Mr. Spaeth doing tho " worrying. There will be forty in the * pe, not including two press agents, | By Way of Diversion { My boy, while passing through this life, some rough old spots you'll find, Your troubles will, at times, be rife; to you they'll not be kind, A friendly word, @ amile that'a glad, will be like gold to you, But don't forget that others, lad, appreciate them, Zoo FoR Some Beats ME !! 7 e ‘ @ach of whom will carry @ big trunk for adjective! ne, i x “CHU” FOR WEST. Morris Gest has arranged to send thu Chin Chow” on a tour to Call- 12. Marjorie the role of ; it. There will be 275 people in _ the company, which will travel on a ‘special train. LLERS TO MEET. International Billposters the United tates and Can. will hold a convention at the tel Claridge during the week of 12, Jack Cohen is arranging the WEST FOR Mi OSTRICHE. Murial Ostriche and Garnette dabin _ ‘will leave for California about July 15, ‘% remain ten months, during which they will make Miss Sabin takes io § acting duck to water or a - Mewspaper humorist to home brew. THE C. & H. STAFF. * _ Since the announcement of the for- ~ Mal dissolution bf t¢ firm of Cohan & ‘Harris was made public, Broadway ~ has been wondering how the members ‘of the staff would be divided up. “They won't be,” said Mr. Cohan last night. “I am withdrawing from the firm; therefore, the staff stays with Mr. Harris. Frank Hope and with me,” “THE BAT” IN AUGUST, re eene and Kemper announce that they will present “The Bat,” a money play by Mary Roberts Rino- nd Avery Hopwood, at the Mo. ‘rosco ‘Theatre early in At t. “The Bat", was given a try-out on tour re- _ eently and made good. WE WIN HOLTZ’S COIN. Lou Holts, of “Scandals of 1920, ‘offering $10 each for verses for "Solo Mio" song. Here's ours, Lou. You don't need to send the ten down y messenger—just mail it. “I've got a dog,” said pretty Kate, _“I think he's an Expectorate.” ‘The man she spoke to had stax fits; You see, the dog was just a Spits, EDWARDS HAS ONE, TOO. Edwards is again vowing he'll luce revues for the legitimate Me auitil devil and itl soon a ing val LJ will soon in rehearsal “Gus 8 B.C. Hilliam will ly the lyrics-and Mr. Edwards | ,, music. As for the book—oh, | What's a book in a revue, _ &pyway? Last summer Gus started | erpoted &@ revue, but the w. strike landed on his temper: ital solar plexus and knocked him be back into vaudeville, A NEW HERBERT OPERA. “The Girl in the Spotlight,” Victor Herbert's new operetta, with book and by Richard Brude, will be pro- ‘by George W. Lederer at tho - SByoning World Poni ia UAD the weather's changed, aren't you? Too hot to write Ouija answers the first of the way. Bat inion DO SECRET MARRIAGES TURN OUT HAPPILY? se some of to-day's forty-seven Bo tar jike--What have the parents to say, anyway? They aren't , married, / ¥. H—They don't, The majority TD) poutivte dectolons,, Faure of past ce: bien ng : ; aes. that Teak cot asa | mind. The del-| sapades mr might : S el! party’ jaoemoat of the ers is ignored. rriage is sorious and complicated ~ enough at its best. N. H., New York City—I think not. uld advine any ¢ «~ Good Advice—1 girl never to get marticd sec: oniy once in = iifetime t "ean have the joy of buy! “pretty things ‘a girl so lovee ahd waik € to the altar with all your friends ie wisn yo An elopement is a I ied it once will regret it all the rest of my If you cannot come out in the >) open -nd tell the world you love the man and want te marry him then uu well, sad thing to me, _fon't go th 4. V. C., West Side—Why not tell world that you be proud of elt is E, ©. L-—1 am against secret, mar getting marrio. Bas they are not straightfor- d, 1 was married nearly three aA man my * | legiti [have learned to chirp Goppright, 1920, ty The Preve Publishing Co,.(The New York Brenine World.) 1) Bud this questio: as I oan see, yes, I ey do because I'm thinking of this very thing in the near fu- t hice she all the not do it secretly though you were ashamed of your- #60 to family ob- 4 to owing to a difference In re- We were married secretly, too, The sunshine in this world, my boy, you'll find 4 scarce enough. Of course, you'll get your share of joy, e’cn though your path be rough. But words and smiles when you are sad still mean a lot to you. So don't forget that others, lad, appreck ate them, too. = Knickerbocker Theatre on Monday evening, July 12. In the cast will be, Hal Skelly, James B, Carson, Ben Forbes, John Hendricks, Richard John Reinhard, William Camo- ron, Johnny Dod! June Elvidgo, Mary Milburn, Minerva Grey, Agnes Paterson, Jessie Lewis, Lucille Kent, Lillian Young, Ryby Lewis, Flora Crosbie, Evelyn Grieg, Gertrude Key- nolds and Jane White, . ta MISS NESBIT TO ACT. ‘Walter Hast has signed up Evelyn Nesbit for a role in a dramatic pro- duction to be staged in September, It may be called “A Daughter of Two Worlds.” Gossip, Mabel Withee will be prima donna in “The Rose Girl.” Lee Kugel is to make some more te stage productions, e “Honey Girl" girls will go to the races Monday, No matinee. Grace Ellsworth and Vera Roehm are now in “The Midnight Rounders.” They say the birds at the Century “Tell Me, Pretty Maiden Bil Quaid’s Oriental Gardens, on the roof of Proctor’s Fifth Avenue Theatre. will open to-tnorrow night. Beginning July 6 Hugo Riesenfela ‘will entertain 400 east side children ee at the Rivoli and Rialto The- atres, An order was received at tho Millingham offices yesterday from ry Rico for seats to “The Night at The new Woods Theatre in Atlantic City was opened fast night with Morrissey's “Buzzin'.Around.” This house was formerly the Cort. Fay Bainter sailed yesterday for Europe to have a vacation. She will return next mont in “East Is Wes: A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Optie tears that Wf Mee Gerard pots it’ hell make s movie out of It ' FOOLISHMENT. “Oh, Papa, dear,” said Jimmy Smith, “I am a gentle lad, would not shoot a Uttle bird, “I couldn't do it, Dad, “I would not shoot a pussy-cat, “Nor rate nor Uttle mice, “But I will shoot a nickel, Dad, “If you can get some dice,” to resume her role FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, ‘How, did he meet her?” “He just picked her up at a skating rink," Ouija EditorAsks but immediately after the ceremony we told them, Our marriage has beon lly successful and we attribute its success largely to the fact that we gach try to avoid the underhanded. wee to W read column, ; lyn—If a couple are wel mated and deeply in love the Pepys) pg hng juccessful whether it is secret ie Blake, Bronx—May I ask ae i aeoule ‘ be an insult 0 is i & week and tales out a ein astatag a sak to Beoept @ treat, such as a restaurant, in for his theatre seat?” Wa igi ay Bob, “The Bridge”—In answ ‘Mins Common-Senso, I'll say vias right. You win a pair of crocheted eon ates. (sic) for that snappy r ut one~pi A piece bathing Note—We thank the man: hi have written in about one-pi Sheet id t that we cannot Editor, ———— as Or os Fors Nailer Wottanise O 1 How many years previous to this year have yacht racos for the Amer- jon's Cup been held? 2 What State ia noted for its mules? 3 In what sound is the Island of Vancouver? 4 How old was Bryant when he wrote Thanatopsis? 4 6 What is the name of the troc from which raffia is secured? 6 Who wrote “Col. Carter from Car tersville?” 7 Who went to Africa to find Liv- - | ingatone? 8 What was the most famous say- ing of Patrick Henry? 9 What.jis the maximum weight of a middleweight? rhat ia the home city of Senato Harding? if ee 41 What large city in Michigan nas grown most rapidly in the last cr years? 12 What is the outer layer of the skin callod? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 10, Marion, O. mis, ish JOE’S CAR Carin 88. Prom Pabiing Co. IM. 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