The evening world. Newspaper, June 28, 1920, Page 20

| COMIC PAGE | hak d bh dahl JUNE 28, 1920 Plays and Players BIDE DUDLEY euiclog his plans for tbe coming season. He will pre- John Galsworthy's play, WS. BRYAN GETS CAUGHT INA IN STORM ON HIS WAY To THE CONVENTION HALL: WE HOPE | PRESS ppt Ay DonT IM AS A “WET” DESCRIBE CUDIDAT Mf THAT HOBOKEN ASTROLOGER UHO CLAIMS THAT AGGRESSIVE AND IMPULSIVE PEOPLE HAVE BLACK EYES, |S CORRECT... IF THEY ARE NOT BORN WITH THEM, THEY MANAGE To ACQUIRE 'EM LATER THE FELLOW WHo CLAIMS To Have NOTHING BUT “PRAISE FOR THE NEW CHURCH MINISTER USUALLY PROVES IT WHEN THEY PASS AROUND THE PLAY Tue SK MERCHANTS WHO'VE BEEN FORCED To SELL THEIR AUTOS SINCE THE BIG SLUMPIN BUSINESS ARE NOW BACK ON THEIR FEET AGAIN ] The iterary Indigestion Wise Cad DITED BY KATINNA’S FROM BusTED COOKS’ UNION AnD SkuLLs READ By NO ONE | ee We BET THe PETITION THAT “TEACHERS OUGHT To BE GIVEN ENOUGH To LIVE ON" WASN'T ORIGINATED BY A SCHOOL Boy ————— THAT POLICE INGPECTOR WHo || WAS SENT To CLEAN UP A PRECINCT CARRIED OUT HIS ‘ORDERS. HE MADE ABOUT TEN THOUSAND IN TWO MONTHS No WoMAN CAN Get HER HUSBAND ARRESTED FoR Attention, Limerickers! | “An Ardent Admirer” (Gawn, you! | We've got thousands of 'em) has set forth in rhyme ‘some of the reforms Presidential Candidate Dudley will | bring about when he gets the chair. | Give a glance: | When Uncle Dudtey's Presi- | dent he'll show the reason why | REFUSING To TAKE HER OUT the profiteera take ev'ry cent On SULY FOURTH. EVE ld New York's gone dry. | ied + EVEN our oe ed tacaman theoreti || BL COURTS, wu UPHOLD His entf/ hound on the trail wiit — 4 go ahd seer viel hard; yeu bet? «| EL SADE CERDENCE | DAY His aim in life will by to show JOE’S CAR you. poor fish where it's wet, We know you miss your good old rz siids—#o say we all—awe're sore. Foe OO Oe Can ON mee rl Ther's mY New BATHING suit! YOU INSIST ON GON’ “To “THe So quickly grab this cart of Dud's. Be happy ever more. If SEA SHORE, “Tis YEAR ~ 50 \ WENT AN' GOT ME a surt! “Madame ect son im which Grace George will ‘Anna Ascends,” by Harry Ford, with Alice Brady as “Man and Woman,” by Ben- Glazer, starring Mary Nash} TINKA'S STORY ABOUT GOING ON THE ROOF fo HANG UP SOHE WASH WOULD HAVE WORKED \F OLD MAN GESSITT DIDN'T GETA Tip THAT THE Cooks’ UNION WERE HOLDING THEIR. MEETING UP THERE i So'S HE COULDN'T BUST. |||! —__IT_vP —- i 44 Cas of the Harvard School for bod i te an per- I'M NOT GONNA GWE UP MY “Tip “To “Tu MOUNTAINS, WITHOUT PUTTIN’ UP SOME. KIND OF A FIGHT FOR IT! \F Tits DON'T Have some. EFFECT ON HER ~ “THEN 1 DONT KNOW ueR! — HERE 1 come DEAR HEART, — PREPARE “To VIEW A VISION 4 cee | good old times you do not hate, just take a tip from Popper—vote Dulley's ticket; vote it straight, and do the thing up proper. New York will ne'er again be dry; dull gloom will meet its Fate. You'll get the good old rock and rye you've mis 40 much of late. For Dudley is a handsome ‘man—a great man, I declare. So sing as loudly as you can; “Send Oe ell nee cee Tai git| Dudtey to the Chair!” Playhouse to-night. Rest as- oi: stews young women’ will give | Allen, Allen Kearns, Marguerite Zen- nf der, Paul Ryman, Richard Kramer, Marcel Rousseau, Olga Mishka, Ivan Strogoff and Grant and Wing. HELL BE A BUSY MAN. E. Lyall Swete has returned to New Z ‘ York to stage “Mecca” for Comstock LO LAs ‘ ‘ g \ i @ Gest. He will engage people an bm. # Something “In Store’ for Mary! Wf also for “Chu Chin Chow" and “Aphrodite.” In all he'll need about ] ( OU TS CoS THE dg GRocERY STORE eR ¢ 1,000 people. Mr. Swete has opened an office in the Manhattan Opera HER -RicHT away % A CATASTROPHE. Most NOBLE AND ILLuSsTRIous Queen ¢ DONT cart ME MARY ® I'M THe Queen OF THe WORLD © YOu MusT cae ME — MOsT NoBLe AND MLLUSTRIOUS QUEEN ¢ YOuR MAW WANTS House Bullding. SINGERS COMING HERE. William Morris, just -back from rope, announces he has arranged with Sir Alfred Rutt for Sir Harry Lauder to appear at the Palace Theatre, London, next February. Mr. Morris also arranged to offer Joseph Hislop, Scotch tenor, and Tom Burke, Irish tenor, in concerts in the United States. In September Mr. Morris will bring Graham Moffat’s , comedy, | “Don't Tell," to New York: Most say | AND een | “Love's f alone on the stoop to-night, ts my Pretty to sight, more to address, ymore to caress, ’ gone, my memory to dlight. Um tHe QUEEN 'S hap hnel Bopveuard! The Century Promenade will not open until Tuesday evening, July 6. “The Surge” by Octavus Roy Cohen will be presented at the Shu- bert-Crescent, Brooklyn, to-night: ‘The Ziegfeld Root will open at 11 o'clock nightly hereafter. ‘Thus it is hoped the “Follies” and “Frolic” crowds will not conflict. Ernest Torrence of “The Night Boat" has’not missed a day's work we left me, alone in my plight. yh grerad it worth while? Paid him, Detroit: we're Buf- wo oe sip WANTS TO ACT. jodtrey, wi «real rough her ‘conto! fone is the through ifiness since 1907. THE Bia LITLE FAMILY ‘of musical pieces, now wants E. F. Albee and Percy G. Williams 7 i Ang. haye sent $1,000 each to Sam H. (ise, LKe — > ap Harris for the Nellie Revell benefit] |/, , eed = just act t e daylights | fund. Mac HEeNs 6 ne management may a Pega 4 EAKF/ her from the casf without no- A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Tid MoRNAN'! Mayor Oscar Blampkin is a very - says Dorothy, “that|proud man, He has had a bathtub t, not to wiggle, Oh, in bis Meibe a Bernhard! Optic. i “Tid MORNIN’ Me Eve — ITS | EVERY MORNIN’ ¢ WHY “I AINT MADE MY REGULAR “rain, | fl ONCE IN A MonTu! > —-~ AIS WoT I Sard @WPID’ —I WANT % q ALLRIGHT! ALLRIGHT Ted corer, (Zin woucr ver! LUKE “—GHES “TH Cook DONT, A VERW Live “THAT CAN ROUGH Cook HOLD UP _MY EATS — AN’ GET AWAY house,—Wellsville is — - SPRINGS A “JOE FLYNN.” Ata “Tickié Me” rehearsal the Ovher Miay. Arthur Hammerstein had towegect a ehorus girl because she | ting. : j Duet sad,” said Archie Sel- Mwhen « girl'finally realizes she ‘Bing. *Hub!" replied Mr. Hammerstein. | 's not half as sad as when she can't FOOLISHMENT. (By Mary O'Brien.) 1 cannot shoo the chickens, But I know what I'll do, I'll go and get a horse, And let the old horse-shoe. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. end doesn't realize it. she cast of this show, by the ‘will be Frank Tinney, Louise pf World Oulja Lanter Asks ae Copprtant. 1990, by The Press Publishing Co, (Tho New York Evening World.) T week's ouija question elicited many replies, and we trust that our readers will find this week's question just as interesting. i it is. Keep your answers short e's a sky pilot.” viator, eh Here and mail them to The Ouija Editor. DO.SECRET MARRIAGES TURN OUT HAPPILY? Canarsie—I think cute SRudrey Secrec week's question is just tgo ing. 1 am one of those little heeded the honeyed words of our marriage secret for 1 ;. 1am just as happy.as thougn @ big wedding, and, besides, not get a lot of impractical gifts. ® C.—Sure they turn out hap- . That's the only way to get mur- ‘Whose business is it when you married? You are the only one “Bay Ridge—It a couple are in love ‘Withywach other and their parents ob: thelr marrying I think they |, get married secretly, becavae ‘will never be happy apart. But ie no objectoin to their marry- it i9 perfectly nonsensical for wear them, but the majority of them look like freaks, and if they would only look into a mirror for a couple of/minutes they wouldn't have the nerve to prance up and down the beaches gust to show off, As to the girls who wear them for the sole purpose of swimming, why, I'm for them all the time. Maceo Bone, Bound Brook.—Why not let them enjoy the performance of an easy, unencumbered swimming stroke and freedom of body move- ment while in the wate —— Do You | Know? | Copyright, 1920, oy ‘The Prem {Publ rus Rew ‘Fork iereuing Workin be married secretly. » N.Y. C—Most marriages rebound to ex- or less, Some end in a and others just fizzle, And marriages are like other mar- only more so. are a few answers to last Hearte—I nope to tell you er the one-piece thing suits. law should be poset to gkinny dames Ke—Where does A-Ce-AM Virtuous Youth! I do not have long hair. And I am say that I will wear a one- 3 that I'can get away uccess to the Oulja Col- Say nothing, just read the on the front page of June 23, rare: au the way if ha one- Am-it-yeIt all de- 19 ighs 110 1. In what field of sport ts Walter} Hagen known? 2. What is the name of the settle- ment house in Chicago with which Jane Addams |s associated? 3. By whom was “Looking Back- ward" written? 4. 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