The evening world. Newspaper, June 26, 1920, Page 10

comic PAGE SATURDAY, JUNE 26, 1920 _ About P lays and Players rust Lose" Soop. at's cone Toll cessire Cos Ue HEARD Anus iy) = HAPPY SINCE t WHY, SHE TOLD ME = z tno, In A q RecotienpeD gs WHY, SHE TOLD HE i HEARD ABOUT By BIDE DUDLEY PHOTOGRAPHER: Ji, ME HERE | ‘uke Gane next Mer { . . z | (zeauriFier ! Ue 7 gy MONTH ! ¥] [)S0HARD G. HERNDON has ac- A Quired the musical ‘comedy, | “Little Miss Charity,” which| By Way of Diversion. Pree tried out successfully a couple ee go, ond will install it in My father's Win’ ‘round the Belmont Theatre early in August.| house, He says he's almost dead. Waward Clark wrote the book and| He vows there's somethin’ wrong . tyrics and 8. R. Henry the music, with him; stilt he ain't sick in bed. He merely sits an’ growls o Seer see des eutoce tnat| 2% Ricks about nis pains an! Saresld Daly has signed s contract to| Ses An’ holy smoke—you Sappear ina new play next season| °UDht to aoe the medicine he TEMA ihe Coban tnanagedent. takes! He thinks we ought to say “My, my! How pate an’ sick A CHANCE FOR SMOKERS, you look!” He likes to have the While at the races near London| neighbors say, “There's poor, Peoently, William Morris noticed that| sick Mr, Cook.” But Mom de- 79 & horse called Spion Kop was to run.| ares he's not 80 sick. She thinks JOE’S CAR ‘There is an estate bearing this name| pp ought to go to work an’ not be me «=| @Ajoining that of Mr. Morris in the + ey ee Adirondacks and thin fact moved him| %"NtHn' 'reun, eo doggone fult ey! take a chance on the horse, Spion| Of woe. My father cate tree SOE , HAVE YOU Made UP YOUR YGET AWM FROM THE Crowd Jot! you sain rast ear] “fare You “TH! PARTY “THaT's won and Mr, Morris inv meals a day—they're great big "RE ba STUFF Y— , ‘ Reabcaapaett curhts Wick epéard owes <ive, Whew Mons MIND YET , How You'RE GoING AND ALL THIS Jazz an YOU'D “TAKE ME "TO “THE ALWAYS ADVISING ME, “To ' ' ' cera pe arcun! RE, nee says. sick folke never eat, tt “To SPEND YOUR VACATION? LIL) TROUTIES IN m4 Leitede: : SEA SHORE “THIS dell GET MARRIED 2??? Patnar Builaing. shbbia: Mii, Wud clear through, - —7_Nou KNow-Taa’s “TH LIFE! WAVE You FORGOTTEN “THAT? ; “TD fe ” SURE ~ WE'LL DRIVE DALE WRITED A COMEDY. | Dien om wilt Roler, “Pohav! UP “TO SOME MOUNTAIN Alan Dale h ritten another play. . . . We calls it “Nobody's Fool," and nc-| You got the lazyitis, man." An’ CAMP WHERE ws QuieT ATS RIGHT ing to his own tement, it 18/ then they jaw and jaw. AN’ INEXPENSIVE! from all “problems.” It Is a com- : / ‘@dy devoted to a humorous exposition of family life. Augustus Pitou has ac-| formance for these unfortunates to be “handy aga starring véhicle for May |held at the Grand Street Theatre nm and will place it in rehearsal| Friday evening, July 2. ediately. ‘Nobody's Fool” is rrr to open in Stamford on Aug. GossiP. We assure Mr. Dale we'll do all in ae arts ot a dehy Clark, “Nobody's | dance in “Buzz! round,” Most ce vinsle of succsas, | Tessa. Kosta of “Lassie,” sang the peste i National Anthem for the Girl Scouts rs min Central Park this morning. i Eelanbolade “alse The Messrs. Shubert will produce W. Lederer's musical com-|Henry Hull's starring vehicle, id 7 i tons gg Pog teh “Greater Love,” at the Shubert-Cres- | cent, Brooklyn, July 5. daa” Mr, Lederer has engaged June| Ir.’Ziegreld Jr. received a letter yen- de: motion picture star, They|terday addressed to “New York's ? he tried to get. Odd McIntyre find Beauty Expe Walter Kingsley is | = - —— — “ai role of the handsome juvenile, | jealous f = AE: | ut found Odd couldn't sing. |" Wendell Phillips Dodge has en- | {{/ Y f UNCK BURA, WwHite I am Mom May T Go Quire NATURAuY | AND THs 15 we ‘Le Tost AVE 6 —— gaged Arthur Carew, a new tenor ING THIS BLe PHANT OvER AMD Pick ” WHAT MADE Go TS MAC GREGOR’S NEXT. from California, for his musical com- 4 STEW, WONT YOu ES OHEe 4 6H f MARY TiHoucHT HER “HN S CENTRAL Wagar J. MacGregor will produce “In|e4y L@rayne. rer Ms IN TAS JuNeus AND KILL SOME DATES AND THE WHOLE ‘So AFRICA WHERE WE Defense” next month. Tt 18 by! as "ine ‘Terrace Garden Dance Palace @ COUPLE OF LIONS 2 4 FEW "BUNCHES FAMILY WERE WONT NEED ‘ANY Marion Coakley, Vincent Coleman, | Tuesday evening Alexis Kosloff has | { WE HAVEN'T ANY MEAT OF BANANAS 2 GONG “6 tive CLoTHES ¢ iven a silver cup as the prize. ' < mi A) aes THESE Bucs. Vr Cos 75g ple Pm ate "Rose Mullaney, casting director for | j f OR BREAKFAST # ane ceed bs IN AFRICA — Pe Fi the Selznick film concern, has re- | - oF few > AFRICA — Awroe §T icant “DON’T WEAKEN” SOON, es Her doctor says she must | fk = N * a They WouLD NT STAND | rv ANY 1 Canprghe, 1998, Pree Pebthing Co IN Y. Eovning World a a long rest, “4 P ve px “Don't Weaken,” a now play by| Otto Harbach, playwright, ‘has : / " NW A, NEED ANY LONGER —_ les K. Harris and Adeline Lietz-|taken up golf. He has been slowed ; th, will be produced in Milwaukee|up considerably, however, by advice A —— = gr ns Pa 8S f =, CLOTHES AND ad in July by Sherman Brown.|from Arthur Hammerstein, if = . 4 J 7 Cound JusT Harris “Look out-that's —_— = ‘ i { ~~ 4 } A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Hl} ‘ 7 m Live LiKE An insurance agent tackled a C; ay, he ( Vi - SAVAGES Broadway dead beat yesterday and, } ~ YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE! [before he could escape, the dead beat ‘ \ es, ‘ b, ¥ ? rd i ) (ellie Revell writes us she has|had borrowed $5 from him. Me | _ 5) srayed fi ythii re pea X-rayed for everything but dan. FOOLISHMENT. Errol, stage incbriate, is the| Sam. Miller pulled a fiver, of a film comedy. It is appro- ae ye aside scélsese inte Ane said: “Please pull my tooth, It’s hurting like the devil, Quaid has promised to vote for cll the honest truth.” for President if we will have a me: Yale NO in our platform reading: "All! mne dentist pulled the wrong one, | -pits and miniature oceans to be ate if ished from golf pomreen.” Bill, it Which caused the man to moan: | GOSHAMIGHTY, | TLL Des ' “LUKE’—You DONT on, Doe! You've went and pulled a bone.” | “ Ye 4 aRlAN’ Ri . . ana * WANT, ANYMorE ! L Do ¢ TO AID A RUSSIAN FAMILY. prerere REE IS g : coe YoUD . BETTER ANY THIN’ (Letters written by the family of| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ONE. — MAYBE FILLUM : . . i] ' if Rogowich, a theatrical man, tell-| “It is the calopsus fasciata that CAP, House MAN Go HOME © WITHIN’ REASON: of starvation in"Korbin, Russia, | disseminates yellow fever germs.” AN’ 7TH! GANG \ f : fi isn't very bogey with the|“On, goodrese, doctor; goodness! nd puttie. Wve so impressed BH, F. Albee that he “Is that so? I thought it was the arranged to hold a beneftt per- | stegomya fusciata,” ARE IN THERE: | SBrontng Want Ouija ted dito Asks Copyright, 192°, by The Prees Publishing Co® (The New York Evening World.) | VERY one of the thousands of letters to The Ouija Editor this week has been read. We wish we could print them all, but Bide Dudley is so funny that it is only right to allow him half of the first two edlumns on the comic page. After a careful tabulation of all answers re- ne to thig week's question we wish to state that seventy-five per cent. the readers, male and female, voted for the one-piece garment for girl ers. Next week's question is: | DO SECRET MARRIAGES TURN OUT HAPPILY? +. "Those who slipped quietly away to be married should have some Inter- | ‘eating views on this question. Possibly some of the readers have friends " Whose opinions are worth print ae ae. ee Bea tos, mayp some af The Bivening | worn the one-piece aulta and men the| i: World ny contemplate such a) skirts, and I think our Ouija Cojumn Why? Send de answer to) would ve been a riot of fun, S-Let Oswald go sit P werct Weve - come IM some UTIE \ \SS LOUS = ‘W YORK cry. N.Y, Agty a Yorkville—Right for anc {- sop vou ‘BROUGHT. TATIST, AS Blue Eyed Dolly.—Take it trom me, | ity. Out in California ho one gives a 1 ‘ Rot trl who would Wear a cne-plece \thought to a git! In a one-plece sult. | Ore MOTHER: ALONG! ding suit ata pubsic beach hasn't |It scems tho coast ts ahead of us in} least bit of decency whatsoever | broadmindcdness ‘aed {s unfit company for all girls and| 0, F, G.—-"Give me the old-fash- Men wha wish to save their good joned girl,” that seems to be the cry | Feputations. of all men to-day, but when th¢ ques- Marie, Williamsburg—Am I for it?| tlon comcs up: Is ft proper for girls to @ never go bathing unless I can be} wear one-piece bathing sults? &c, *\gomfortuble and the only way to be|what do -the men answer? Oh, of| --@o is to wear a one-piece sult. Can|course, by gll means, yes, all written | you picture Annette Kellerman in|in capital lett | me of those long skirted, high-necked bathing suits? 1 think your column is Just st rea 1 Keep up the good work. Bronx—I believe in letting | Nx n( 6 girls decide for themselves. No| JO LOW am the beautiful girls will wear! " ® | one-piece suits unless they desire to Kkmow ? | hide’ their beauty. | All the girls who fhave expressed tiielr app: 1 are | Copyright, 1920, by The Drew Publishing Co, | @ither not pretty or very prudish {ite Now ‘York ‘Byening World.) | This country is already cluttered up| 4, From what opera is the soni with false modesty. Why have more| tha [ast Hone of Summ . eof it? 2. By whom was t DOWN, “Sheri- A Heartbreaker, Brooklyn—It the! dan's Ride” compose in one-piece bathing suits lead} 3, What Is the real name of Connle m Brewster and his poor male! Mac ack, manager of the Athletics? wethern astray, why look at, the| 4, What epangelist’s name is con- \ girlies in them? I bet F. X. W. and nected with ‘that of Ira .D. Sank + be Our little friend Oswald of Hartsdale |G. Of what. State was Melk inie Now, BUB, DON'T TOUCH BUT, MUWER, @re all beach warmers. Gove rhor previous to becoming Pr cate i it DE TILL 7 I DIDN'T . 7 Y. B. Peeved—i'm one who Goes pot} dent THAT LEMON ADE 1 GUESS VLL tuck a napkin under my chin and be-| 6. What naval office: led Gen. : eve women should sport a one-piece} Grant in the Mod ect eer T SQME BACK ; DET MY bathing suit. Yes, in Africa among! +7, At whose home was® the first SPONGE ( tthe cannibal: % “woman's rights convention” held? 7 ‘ Dot, From Rockaway Point—Zowie!| & What cereal is attacked by the 4 Corrupt the young men's morals! Oh,! Hessian fly? oy! If these mammas' boys don't What is the commercial name for enjoy looking at the beautiful sex in] zine? ) @ne-piece bathing suits they're not hu-| 10. At what Mexican port is bu man,: recommend smoked glasses,| bonie plague now prevalent? ") Tve never seen any fellow hide him-| 11. What was the most important gelf when a girl in a one-picce comes] !nvention of Joseph Joquard? ekipping along the boardwalk. What's| 12. What were the boats built by Seca celase bathing aull beiween| Henry Ford for the navy called? ? You tell ‘em! ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. Dean—Your Ouija Column is) 1, Martha; 2, Thomas Reed; 3, Cor- ® wopper, Ten to one I can guess the|nelius MeGlilicudd ; Moody; 6, and bachelors every time.| Onio; @, David D. Portér; 7 B. Cad “one-piecers,” ane La be- Stanton: Wheat; 9, Ppelteri era Crug; 21, Weuvi foal. 4, ing Loom, YOUR TORN, WUSTY