The evening world. Newspaper, June 21, 1920, Page 20

So -. About Plays REAT Scott! We've mad? a bad blunder—the first in our whole life, \Samuel Shipman, the playwfight, is not contemplating Dacking Wood for President. K was A! H. Woods he was talking about. Well, with twenty-one theatrical juctions scheduled for next sea- ‘who can say Mr. Woods wouldn't ave a show? (Yes, we've heard it before, too.) However, Mr. Shipman changed his mind about putting ir. Woods forward and will swing strangth to Woodrow Wilson. “The only man I would support for WPresident,” he writes, “with every Mar I have stolen from the mana- * #ad the public, is Woodrow Wil- ‘son. 1 know nothing of party poll- ‘Pics, but’! know a lot about grati- tude, When ‘Friendly Enemies’ was ~ Yproduged in Washington, despite the jusual roasts my plays get, President Wilson picked it as a winner. And how, despite the roasts President ‘winner of the Presidency.” > Mr. Shipman ought to light and ‘ptay iit. This changing of candidates ‘apt to ball things all up. ~ CUPID AND A CHICKEN. Daniel Cupid apparénjly just cannot Peep his hands off the “Irene” com- “pany, at the Vanderbilt. His latest ‘victim is Lilllan Lee, who plays, the je of Mrs. Cheston, She is to becéme ting and Mr. Horley sold her such delicious chicken that she-fell in Yove with him. Well; who wouldn't, In these days of cold storage fowls? he wedding will take place early tn tember, ‘They say Miss Lee still 5) has that chicken’s wishbone! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! There's a newspaper in Pennsyiva- nia that ought to buy a supply of ae small g's fof its linotype machine, yet according to'Dixie Hines, While going bY Wer some newspapers he saya he E tame across this startling announce- “Well known U.S. sop sin Burope.” y s r | THE MUMMERS ARE COMING. © Fourteen yong people, from varl- ous sections of the city, ha banded “together as The Mummers and will produce one-act plays. Edgar Schoen- o to sin “megotiations are on for a theatrd. ¢ uTO ' THE AU GLIDE. John M. Gregory, 1 Wall Street ker, ‘motored home from the Zieg- his auto turned three complete eeircles and skidded into the garage ‘mever could play music for that kind *et dancing. + STARRING HAZEL DAWN. A. H. Woods has placed in rehearsal ‘BR hew comedy by Crane Wilbur, en- i itled ‘The Winged God,” with Hazel | * Dawn starred. . “CINDERELLA” THURSDAY. ‘The opening performance of “Cin- - @erella on Broadway,” at the Winter Garden, scheduled for to-night, has een postponed until Thursday even- Ing next. GOSSIP. "phe Cave Girl” will be produced -night at the Shubért-Beélasco, Washington, by Comstock & Gest. _& Canadian has named a race horse HIS week's question is one which iJa, and mail your answers to THE OUIJA EDITOR, EVENING WORLD, NEW YORK CITY, N. Y. « WEAR ONE-PIECE SUITS AT » THE BATHING BEACHES? ‘Kathryn, Long’ nly—one-piece suit iM swim with flowing skirts? ~ Evelyn, Atlantio City—No one ob who have lived in the buck under their chins. why oan’t girls? EWilson ts receiving, 1 pick him as a| he wife of Peter Pau! Horley, who | ain meats and poultry, One day | it November Miss Lee went mar- - berg of No, 140 West 69th Street says | : Roof Saturday nigbt and en) ton two wheels. He says Art Hickman | —<—<—<—$<——<—S——— -_ op. TEvoming World Ouija LEatting Alstks Coprright, 1920. bs The Press Pufitaitne Co. (The New York Evening World.) te partioularly timely at this] rer itt er chance, He 5 season, when the sportive lads lor seventeen will understand tru 2 luswies “are hieing themselves to|if it should happen to come her w @ beaches, where they are wont to comp and play on the sands, Last! “p, i peat 4 . uck Risberg—Well, here's my cek's question appealed to the se-' wwer: A’ man should get mar minded people. Give a glimpse | about ten minutes before he d this. week's interrogation from en he'll only have ten minut h—Why cer- to girls’ one-piece suits, except | Soon. Lito, is w! all their lives—and tuck nap- and Players DUDLEY Atterition, Limerick: We were terribly provoked Republicans for not naming us 4 ‘their candidate for President. While you didn’t know it, Limerickers, ther was a plan on foot to stampede the convention for us, Had it succeeded we would have led you to victory on the Limerick-Republican ticket, Ii tailed, however, because Dr./ Nicholas | Murray Butler showed such strength | and, naturally two famous New York lars couldn't be considered without | stepping on each other s corns. But listen! It now looks as though | we'll be named by the Demo: | We noticed in The World interview | with President Wilson on June 18 the following “The President's appetite appeare be very good, and he was in | entertaining mood, He even atten |ed a limerick that was prevented b: a fortuitous interruption.” dent 19 a Limericker, He is assuming the reins that wii con trol the Democratic Convention. W: are a Limericker, Conclusion—the | Presidemt will swing the convention |to us. C@onfidentially, that's why | McAdoo withdrew from the race. A Limericker is needed to give this country a mubstantial Jazz Govern | ment, and Mr. McAdoo had to admit |he couldn't rhyme “baby” with “lady” to save his neck. So get ready, dear friends, “Send Dudley to the Chair —— ina = ‘for Ed Wynn. In its first race tnat week it won by @ nose. | “Don't Be Afraid,” a |comedy, will be produced byt | Mesars. Shubert at the Cr Brooklyn, night. R Pitkin has joined “FI succeeding John 'T. Mu ‘Cinderella on Broadway ivian Holt and Lillian Roseds y of “Hello Alexander,” are “The Midnight Lark” at the tury Promenade. A thocked Rockaway newapape: jman saw Peggy Parniee and Bather | Worth of “The Night Boat” dipping | their toes in the ocean Friday | Melanie Gordon will join the cast of “An IAnooent Idea" at the Fulton | to-night, playing the.pole of the girl reporter, | BABE WILL BE THERE. ‘The Yankees and the Boston team will be tendered a theatre party at the Fulton, on June 28, to witness a per- |formance of “An Innocent Idea.” Dude Harris is said to be behind the plan, ‘Babe Ruth will sit in a box. Gosh, |guess; we'll have to go A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | Why a middie name? We have one ut we keep it under cover for fear people will think we're an aristocrat FOOLISHMENT. 1 sat upon her father's porch One sunny night in June. Nearby was Rosalie, the cow, | A'barking at the moon | The dog was mooing to its eal. | A beddug said: “Oh, Gest \ That guy that's sitting on the ‘porch Is crazier than me.” | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | Man (at theatre box office)>-What'll |it coat me to see this show?'I've only |got, one eye. |""iMeket Seller1'll have to charge | you double the admission price. It'll | take you twice as long. girl marries any man who might want her after that age for fear she might Marguerite—Under twenty-five. ‘em young and train them there isn't could iniflu- pet names. But then again you can never tell, some day the right gir! will come along and I'll flop all over for the bachelor’s life. Bright Eyes—if you seo the righ twenty-one was too young. I'm only | ‘desire this month would not be toc hat you make it, -_ ‘Cooelia, Coney Island—Why isn't Do ou t mroper, 3 os pes con Lasilivens TKS ® Commonsense, Canarsie—Do girin| Cowriaht, 1980, by The Prom Publishing Oo, in bathing to get wet—or to djs- their charms. If the present girls were lem frivolous the me: (The New York bventng World.) =| 1, What American ex-Vice Presi m {dent killed Alexander Hamilton? ence me with her baby talk and her | | > \ f) Seine | Gy} ‘ a ; KEEP AWAY FROM THAT DOG ee y la \ THAT s THE Doe THaT BiT | R LITTLE OSCAR .MSINTYRE 4 , ' | | | | { T NOMINATE Sister SUSIE SLOPPS FoR PRESIDENT! ( | Fach person is, limited to five) her, But gol durn it, if I can help} Fe. t I'l never get married. 1 am no} IT PROPER FOR GIRLS.TO| sissy, put 1 am a good baseball player and 4 marathon runner, Mo oue grab him, What difference does can &/ ago make? | always thought under | twenty and if L can have my heart's | have ‘more reqpect for them.| > In what city was Henry Ward “em I not right? Miss Envious, Washington Heights Those giris who wear the one-piece its seldom go near the water. Maggie Prim, Flatbush—We should albolis Beecher a pastor for forty years? lution? ing one-piece suits | ine Cross” painted? ‘8 question: » Great Neck—I'm not twen- Nor am 0 married. A few jof Labor been held recently? years. And I'll be giad J tarried,| 8. Who is the owner of the race ee : ‘Ja Da"—Marriage all depends on the | borse Upset? Ne themselves, whether they be y or thirty. I am eighteen and |sTown in America? fiance is twenty-one, yet we are| 10. How many games does the American League schedule call for next sprit to be a success, folks? Remember |@uring 4 season? depends on the couple, and if they @ sensible ir (I wish to tell you |@a#e of honey be; are) th ve given the maiter rcaretul thought and have re- «@ what a big enter —) Bt their ages ts gol ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. 1, Aaroh Burr; Brooklyn; morperivenia: ¢ Rubens; 5, Robe R ust; 7, Montreal; . It is our duty to make the| 5, What Southern General did Pr 5 res bone safe for innocent men. Me |igent Lincoln offer command of | in a one-piecer? A thousand nevers! |tne Federal Army? i 6. In what oper the “Jewe Make he) pome Qaewers to nat laene's “ont ere | the “Jewel 7. In what city has the annual | megting of the American Federation 11, What is the most serious dis- 12. How many yards of wool yarn k? eS ae Whitney; 9, New York 10,2625, 12, Fou brood, 3. In what State was the battle of | Brandywine fought during the Revo- 4, By whom was the "Descent from | 9. 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