The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1920, Page 24

COMIC PAGE — TUESDAY, JUNE 15, 1920 [About Plays Whaddymean, Buy? What's a Book Store For, Anyway! > 7 S[NO THANKS - Lve Juste =: NISHED \T Noi Leite \ur "7 Stay Hore AND in? COUNTER SHE TAKES A Book AND STARTS To READ IT. TLL Fm Hea HIS By BIDE DUDLEY [Py sceus 4 By Way of Diversion. | Said Silas McGuggin, in Peo weepie's store: “We're mined up in pollyticke awful onct more. The G. O. P's tossed itgotd hat in the ring and soon Mister Donkey will do the same thing. _ 7 dunno who'll win in the race fm the fall, I wisht I was up fer the office, that's all. This country ds needin’ a head with some grit. If they'd ‘a’ named me, they'd ‘a’ found that I’m it.” “A head with some orit!” re plied Grandpa McGee. “Yer head's full of grit, Si—as full as kin be, You khow how you run fer Selectman that yearf You fin dshed "bout seventeen lengths in the rear.” “That's right!” came from Bilas, “Insult me, you fool! You ain't got the brains of a flea bitten mule.” And, as he stalked out, old Jed Peeweeple emiled. Bata he: “Keerful, Grandpa! You'll git the boy wild.” Carin, WN, Pome Png Co OH Y, Rening Wl LISTEN Joe - Do Y"TMINK YOUR WIFE wourd Ler You HAVE HER CAR AWHILE? IF so-WE'LL ALL .GO OVER AND SHoot A Foursome! Now Ger “WSs , You FELLA i — ANd (1 Comit OVER NUMAY LEARN SOMETHING FoR. RIGHT Nowt ¥ TLd You ''D NOT NEED “THE. CAR, “TODAY $ DONT GET SO You've dus’ GOTTA 1 gex IT! Jus’ ster KNow How TO HANDLE Tis way an’ seet will be inthe “The Midnight Round- "The Taming of the Shrew’ ought ” < _make @ Dicture,” sald Bios “"Brnest Truex has tho featured role 1” replied the film {fn the comedy “Don't Re Afraid,” doing’ e film if, w being at Philip Bartho- theres * de game for formas tor the Heamre: Shubert George Bickel plays a Bryan role in 0 “Scandals,” but he for Harding d Penton sends us the following |Deaune Né, alo, pinys a cornet. ‘the Astoria Star: ‘ Florence’ Finn; Irene Shirley, Vie- light horse for sale. Is known [tor Sutherland and ,Mary Kennedy over ral user, St.|*7e to be in “Crucible,” Henry Hull's I's Cemetery.” says the “ad” abso! The duced iain as che. bas ever med ane | “Tho. Lights of Duxbury at the of meeting the horse. ww Theatre, Brooklyn, SPLITTING THE SWAG. The St. Louis National ball team No.Ths «9 my Last CHocoraTe nnold Wolf recelved a check for | qi 20° an mate pacar fae eee | The players day it of the tgs 98 pert pares predioet} ly, the an who used to play oa Which @ road, impresario is | ‘The members of the West Point Harris, the original producer, 6 | €TAduating clage will noe “Tho Night trand divided the remaining $5 | Boat” to-night at the Liberty The- ch Poll atre, With their relatives and guests they, wil ocoupy about 800 sents. “Cinderella on Broadway” kok her sligyper into a capacity audience at the Shubert Theatre, New Haven, | last night. & big show. WELL ~ CIMME THe otter tare — A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Elwell was slain by 4 strangtr or by an acquaintance—Arthur Somers Roche, ‘sso ih the ps ner he Lg FOOLISHMENT, q WE Pogmitted him | 1 tMink I'M write a jingle About a man named Pringie, He didn't have a doltar; Oh, he didn’t have a dime, That's why he didn't mingle With ladies; he was single, T'd tell you more gbout him, LITTLE FAMILY But I haven't got the time, Z DAWGONIT EVERY ; FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. NIGHT “I Come “Why do poultrymen' sell dressed Home “THAT WomMAN ictfickeona fia the heads and sont on?” DHodTS A MILLION om ua . CURE OND AT "6 YouR HEAD ' Mas = DID You FALL 5 T presum 2 OuijaEatter , OR SOMETHING Alsks 22? i : * Copyright, 1990, by The-Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World.) Re you twenty-five years old? &, Vapor ef bento] her escort to ree y | kiss her ni , Are you married? Perbaps you |" “inn B.D. Providence, R. l—A irl who respects herself will dave] P er kisses ¢or the man she ts to marry. George Cook, Ridgewood, N. J.— Whevher you get a kiss or not, let me tell you a fellow of to-day is not taking a girl out and spendi his “darby” on ter for the love of it. If a girl can't at. least give you a kiss after that, she should get the “raspberry."* Audrey—Why kiss a chap after he + | has taken you out, when he is noth- BIT SOuRSELF ~BUT How CouLD Wou BITE YDURGELF ON 5 “WE FOREHEADS WHATS. HAPPENED ® Finnish_beauty, Pinar tty. opinion to OQUIJA EDITOR, -/ EVENING WORLD, y NEW. YORK CITY, N. Y. he question this week: marriage more successful betore i age of twenty-five or after it? Go you think of these an- ts received yesterday? - T. N. Yl hope my: wife t wee this but I'll say it is very h for a young man to wed until has at least reached his twenty- year. I married at twenty-two Laem making the best 1 boy if & had only ? Mildred V., Bronx—1 think it } wait until after twenty- or later before one takes Mie racst vital. stop in life. I have WO duughters one marriéd at eigh- the other married at twenty- ight. The girl’ who married at jleen has always been very un- Poy feeling that she was cut off vont the best times of her while the girl married at twenty. enjoyed her beau and good and was peady to settle down. Flatbush—We'll say it We were married at twenty-one twenty-two resepctively and been married a whole year, The ‘o-the trees have nothing over t happiness, G. B.—After twenty-five, peo- ¢ more sensible and more in- té take marriage seriously lan before twenty-five. Of course is does not apply to all persons. people have more sense before ity-five thi hers after, and wil never have any sense so as they live. Are fome kite-mall anewers to ja’ question: “should ing to you? Kissing is such a silly habit? Francis J. Kenney.—A kiss is symbol of love only when given to ° sweetie. Al) boys lie to be kissed. k Mits Bunny, Washington Heights. =sIf I liked the boy—and I must like him, otherwise I wouldn't accept his invitations to go out—why, then, after the evening’s pleasure the kiss js just another pleasure, It,is not his Dey: H, V.. Centerport.—The priviles» is only for engaged folks. Kepe Jack.—/Tuxi—show—supper— tax! again, ‘Mi-gosh, do you have to kiss ber, too? Dovou | mow? Popyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Oo, 1, What French heroine has recently Been canopised by tho Pope? 2 What is the approximate distance of the Marathon race? | 3 What were the first photographs called? 4. By what name are the Cincinnat! | Nationals known? 5. Who wrote “Inside of the Cup?" | 4 Who riade the Golden Calf for) the Israelites in the desert? | 7. What European King has recently | possible Presidential candid, 10, What island off the Massa-' chusetts coast was formerly a great whaling centre? MU. What number is designated by | the letter “Lin Roman numerals? 12, In what country is the Zuyder Zoot ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, tule tide, Mallen, 9% My (The Now York Kveniug World.) . TOO” WIFFEM 1S NOT . F HIMSELF, ANY MORE He wexs A LAD WHO ME WICH INA DAM — WOULDN'T YOu TAINIC HE'D BE RUSTY AND BUB Twwr pov | | aeT THE 5 7 Lookin! LOOKIN’ AT at wat ? YA HEAR He MARRIED A GAL WITH AN ‘ (INDEPENDENT INCOME ¢ WELL, YA TIN LOOK AT: &T HE MARRIED AN INCOME WITH ®N INDEPENDENT Gite !