The evening world. Newspaper, June 12, 1920, Page 12

By BIDE HE Theatre Guild announces Wat, by arrangement with ; Bernard Shaw, “Heartbreak ) House” will be introduced to the “American stage next season as ‘a Bi id production at the Garrick. Mr. . Ww didn’t know the Guild, but John W Drinkwater and st. John Ervine, after visits to New York, wrote hi enthusiastically of the organization's ‘Work and G. B. 8. consented to en- i “Heartbreak House” to the players at the ¢ “THE BAT” ALMOST READY. Mary Roberts Rhinehart, who has baen on the Pacific Coast supervising he king of motion pictures of “several of her storics, has returned York to attend the rehear: “T' a mystery play @ Avery Hopwood which fagenhals & Kemper are producing, The first performance will be given the Shubert-Belasco ‘Theatre, =, on Mondny, In the com- my are May Vokes, Effie Elisler, m Hynter, Sue MacManamy, ard, Kenneth Hunter, . Richand Barrows and n, “ANOTHER HARBACH PIECE. “Tickle Me,” with Frank Tinney as star, will open at the Selwyn y heatre on Aug. 16, under the direc- tion of ech od Hammerstein. Otto Siothart wif supply the music, FOR SHAME, GEORGE! George Spector has sent us a shyme. We're not going to give you his address, as we, always protect Our contributors. Bul just look here: Some folks dig for gold, Some dig graves, I'm told, Some fust want a hug, But look what Mary Doug. FROM A LADY. ‘ ‘Then there's Mrs, Florence L. of Coney Island. She has written an ef- fort, too. We'te going to print it, and if you don't like it you know what you can do. Look: There was a man in the East, He went to a very big feast, And when he came there He fell on the stair ‘4nd broke his hands and his feet. tHe “puxsury” cast. »/Phe Messrs, Shubert will produce the Claire Kummer comedy, “The Lights of Duxbury,” Monday out of town. cast is made up of Ann Nevil, Powers, Marshal) brecaape jam, J. K. Hutchinson, Oliver W. Hall, john O'Keefe, H. Burtram Les- ter, Blanche Friderici, Hazel Turney, Marcia Harris and Mattie Ferguson. OUR OV/N OUIJI SECTION. Question—Should a wife beat her husband because he upbraids her for ehéwing tobacco in front. of the chil- dren? O. U. Bugs, Lighthead Point, writes —No. my wife were to beat me for-any..reasun I should be quite wv . Mrs. Pretty W. writes—No woman ,shouldn't chew tobacco. If she does he ought to be called down. Let * beat him for some other reason. Bloise Pipky writes—To beat one's husband is wrong. I am ashamed to admit I struck mine once and knocked $utvall his front teeth, But he loves me still, although he looks rather jueer, Gossip. * "Phe usual concert will be given at the Winter Garden to-morrow night. Sherlock Holmes, a dog, fe to have @ part in “Don't Be Afraid. he Morrissey revue, | “Buzzin’ ‘Around,” may have to have a larger theatre than the Bijou. ‘An orehestra rebearsal of the “Cin- aérelia on Broadway” music was held #'l day yesterday at the Winter Gar- tie Darling, a “Night Boat” DUDLEY By Way of Diversion. It’s swimming time; it's swim- ming time, und youngsters every- where are hiking for'the water with their fingers in the air. They're jumping in from stumps and rocks the way we used to do, It's swimming time; I'd like to foin the gang and. jump in, too. IVs swimming time; it brings to mind how mother used to say: “My son, don't go down to the creek—you mustn't swim to-day.” It makes me hear her once again, as I reach home, declare: “My son, you haven't ‘minded me: There's moisture in your hair.” In memar'y I get a slap; J see myself in flight, but when the sun has set I find her kissing me good night. treat for me—the rarest of thb rare, could I but swim; then take the slap as mother felt my chorus girl, was born at Yellville Sta- tion, Ark, 'Nevortheless, she's a very quiet girl, William Harris jr. has been noti- fled by cable that “Bast Is West" is a success In London. Willlam Rock has changed the title of his revue to “William Rock's Silks and Satins." An Exhibition One-Step contest will be held at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace Tuesday night for a fine silver, cup. @ Art Hickman says his Z band isn’t a jazz organization. He says he doesn't need any skillet-beat Ing to charge the pulse with energy ust beewuse Miriam Collins of “Lasvie,” sews during her spare time, she is suspected of an intention to commit matrimony. Pshaw! We sewed on a button last night and we're married. Tom Egan, the Irish tenor and Greenwich Villager, will give a con- cert for the temperaments down that Way on June 14, at the Hotel Bres voort. John Golden has gone to Chicago to see “3 Wise Fools,” a show, not a collection of political’ leaders. ‘Before returning he'll go to “Heaven”, in Detroit. Doris Kenyon of “The Girl in the Limousine,” is back in New York after @ long season in that farce, Sho has terminated her film contracts and will begin rehearsing in a new spoken play 600n. a Cyril Maude has cabled Henry W. Savage for the manuscript of "Shav- ings” with a view of appearing tn the Beresford role In London next season, d Reo A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Tolley Whipple of Wellsville has a double voica which switches from bass to tenor unexpectedly. The other day he pounded on the Fire Chief's door and said, “Open up. his low volce, and “Let me in” in higher tones. “Walt a minuto,” re- led Chief Hookey, “and I'll let you 10 in," FOOLISHMENT, Sing a song of sixp\nce, A bottle full of rye, Four and twenty iron men’s What it cost to buy. When the owner finished it The dirds began to sing; Now, wasn’t that a costly jag? Tis y it was, by fing? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “We once kept a cook & whole month.” “How did you manage it?” “We were cruising on « yacht and @he couldn't swim.” a ee Eveningiorid Ouifolatne Asks Copyright, 1920, by ‘The Press Publishing Co." (The Now York Bvenivg World.) HE Ouija Editor was particu. y “larly fortunate in deciding upon such an interesting question to ‘ask bis Ouija readers this week, The mail is flooded wi.) sincere answers, Every letter is faithfully read, but sit is impossible to give space to all, ‘Watch for next week's question in Monday's paper. It isa “lulu.” This \ week's query is “SHOULD A YOUNG “LADY PERMIT HER ESCORT TO Ki8S HER GOOD NIGHT?” M, Myers, N. Y. C-—When-a girl gives a kiss, feeling that she can't fuse because the young man showed er @ good time, there is no “pep” thereto, BUT—when there is real affection felt, the recipient gets one of the thrills of a lifetime, Bee, Bronx—Would eay to rong, ‘Phere are many girls that ‘would not allow a fellow a good night kiss, They are very much alive, too, rd-bolled” egg, either. -Beay Brummel—Nine times out ten a girl will be angry if you kis her good night, but it’s ten to one that she will be angrier still if you ot don’ Miss California—Sure, she should permit her escort to kiss her good hight. She enjoys them as well as fellows, A kiss is the end of a lect day. , Neal of the Bronx-- don't like to ‘but I can truthfully suy that asked a girl for a good- Tt is not neceswary, Miss of Yorkville is right. Success ‘the Ouija column. Louis Ratzel, Brooklyn—I am nine- teen years old and #0 far I have utherford French dolls. by a girl and|by are you going to do about it? Travel- ing alone isn’t pleasant, Mae E. H., Long Island City.—n ahswor to thin woek's ELAN SS 1 Uke to meet Bevo Boy of N. Y, C., and I'd show him that I am girl to see how much a, man h his purse, ‘So long as he ts a man that is all that is necessary, Al of Jersey.—Miss Gertrude is correct, “A kiss is nothing divided by two.” So why not? L. E. Petsohe, Yonkers.—The man worth while likes to work for what he wants and the harder he has to work for,a kiss the more he respects the girl and the more*he will appre- elate tt wen he does get it, I know, _>---— Dolou know? Copyright, 1920, ty ‘The Proms Publishing Oo, (The Now York Brening World.) 1. What is a croms between a zebra and a horse? 2, What genus of mosquito carries the yellow fever germ? §. What name is given to men who work underground in caissons? 4. Who anointed Saul the King of Isracl? 6. Who was the author of "Queed?”’ 6. What are the two halves of a bean called in botany? 7. What was the real name of O. Henry? 8. 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