The evening world. Newspaper, June 11, 1920, Page 32

Eurning i and Players. DUDLEY Thore’e nothing Uke tt any- where—the good old hearty laugh. It drives off worry; light ons care—the good old hearty laugh. 'Twill push the clouds out of your esky; ‘twill bring you foy that cash can’t buy.. When trouble comes, my friend, just try—the good old hearty laugh. Tf popular you'd be, just use —the good old hearty laugh. ‘Twill oure 'most any case of Ddinee—-the good old hearty laugh, TT makes one foyous through and through and others Uke to hear it too, Resides, tt doem't cost a sou. Bo get busy end laugh your head off! eee Sr ee and the Veterans of Foreign Wars, COMIC PAGE FRIDAY, JUNE 11, 1920 BT ITS NOTHIN’ To LAUGH ABOUT. A IF A MAN WERE To SIT ON YO * .[ > LNEW STRAW WHAT WOULD HAW - HAW you say? I'D SAY HE WUZ A SILKY OLD STUPID - -{f- mat: GIRL AN WHILE RIDING IN THE) AL SUBUAY “HE LAID HIS HAT ON JHE SEAT AN’ SOMEBODY JOE'S CAR HEY, ED! come over ERE Look ep! “Thiny Aow He VERY WeLe - see & Jog ? BOY. Y' Look Lue You'D LOST ALL YOUR MONEY AN’ GET A squint aT doe's Face! t's “WLast word COME ON - -- MUST SUFFER To GET A Face ON Him LtKe “THaT ! HAH -HAN~ HAH ff VMK This is FUNNY! “THAT GALLON 1 BREWED Lot of Good Things! — WELL - (Tt Got KNocKED OFF “THE SHEL@ ONTO “Th'CeLLat FLOOR “THIS MORNING $ A bill of headliners is promised, iN GRIER! “SEEING THINGS” SOON. Wagenhals and Kemper have ar- ranged to instal their new farce, “Seeing Things,” by Margaret Mayo and Aubrey Kennedy, in the Play> house on Thursduy evening, June 17. The coast indludes Frank Molntyre, John Westley, Dorothy Mackaye, Marion Vantine, Juy Wilson, William Wadewerth and Harry Liliford. gossip. ‘Theda Bara has sailed for Durope. William Rock's Revue will likely play the George M. Cohan Theatre in July. ng for Paria a a poor bo; erweRpADOTA. ‘he Storm” will reach its s00tn performance at the 48th Street Theatre to-morrow night. Copeland Townsend has engaged The Bird of Paradise Hawaiian or- chestra Roof, open- OR FRIENDS oR. sumpP'N! FOR “Tu! GINCH -- cee! T Hate TT stow MY Low MARKS "To FIeTY om sPeninc—? ForvY IN DEPORTMENT & Wty, MARY, You cant Pass INTO THe NEXT GRADE 1 YOU Don Gar HicHER MARKS THAN THis ¢ Te TEacHee SAID 6H Wourd NT HAVE Me IN WER CLASS ANOTHER YEaR- FOR NOTHIN”? @ tng. to ght. new “Ziegfeld aes ch oe pany will depart for Atlant ity morrow. The first performance will be given Tuesday night. 8. L, Rothapfe! will lead the Capito! a@rchestra to-night. As « musical ai. rector Sam is a lar Babe Ruth. Ooh! Listen! jeorge White has engaged Mile. Kiva La French artist, to paint the legs of the “Boandals” chorus girls, The Hoho Four will be with Joe B.A ‘3. tion of “The Little when {t goes on tour, Edith Lyle will play the American girl in the new Bugene Brieax comedy, “The Americans in France.” tors rien ave nin is big ‘s venue, ead a , | Vaudeville production next season, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Mrs. Lolley Prathor is the beat beer- Maker in the Welleville Literary Club, “Wellevite Optie. Aa on. Tm Gonna Pass Ale RIGHT! . AND BRING tr Back TOMORROW — FOOLIGHMENT. Dripping leaves, After the rain, thy window Prine thee pain, OMIGosH | ¢ hears the noise ry Beann'lt Anl thinks of thieves, Tit Sy rT When alt it is APLENW! BUT T Te dripping leaves, DESERVED iT! PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Old Jed Skinflint died last week.” “Wihat was the complaint?” “No complaint—everybody satisfied.” Ouija dttor Asks Coprrtgtt, 1020, by The Press Pubtiehing Oo. (The Now York Brening World.) ut him down as @ dead one, Me for the sippy guy! Mies Prim, Long Istand— Most fellows these days seem to feel rg if a girl won't kiss him, she is a prig. Well, I man to kiss tae. He'd get a siap he wouldn't forget in a hurry, Pea ere are many other ways of Sowing a gg and affection issing. 8 are sacred and wonderful when accompanied by true love. Don't treat them so light. ¥. 7 saving mine for the rigat Miss Victoria, Brooklyn—I firmly agree with Miss Billy. I'd like to any man who would take a gir) out after she had refused to let him | kiss ber. Severat opportunities have | been lost to me in that way, but I am growing wise to myself. Aces High, N. Y. C.—if a fellow escorts his irl friend home in a man- | ly way, and is polite and all that, why he shouldn't be ‘obliged to ask for a | kiss. She should offer him one or two or three or MORE. I know the girls are with me. Doo | WhnlA\asee? Copreigt, 1920, by The Prem tublinhing Oo, (The New York Dyening World.) 1 Who defeated the army of the bo} Midianites with 300 men? ‘4 2 What Republican Senator is thé Serer gn we ne #, kien party leader in Penmaylvania? where ror dy & hid bank | ,.3 Over what newly created country aan we did President Wilson want Americ. 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