The evening world. Newspaper, June 8, 1920, Page 21

‘When Rich’ Couples Separate —— a . Like Mr. and Mrs. D. G. Reid’ Queer Squabbles Follow Wife Now Has: | She Still Wants: 70 Pairs Shoes, 2 Automobiles, 18 Lace Nighties, 2 Clocks, 15 Evening Gowns, ~- |2 Chairs, 21 Dozen Pairs Stockings] Tht Silverware, 10 Tailored Suits. The Pekinese Dog. King George a Landlord Sublets Flats in St. James’s Palace _to Members of Royal Family ° T. Jefferson Google, the ‘‘Cruller King,” Imparts the Commercial Innovation to Horrocks, and Di- lates'on the Possibilities of Faulty Plumbing in ‘Apartment 3E. ae By George Buchanan Fife. Coprright, 1990, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) 66] SHE they've got a new title for George,” observed Mr. T. J Google, “The Cralier King,” as he lowered his newspaper and at Horrocks, Every now and then he permitted himself these: unbendings toward Horrocks. They served, h ‘ed, to, aocentuiite mubtly the difference in their positions, Horrocks Believed #o too. * “Yes, air; quite so sir, thank you, sir," replied Horrocks with crane veay high indeed. “You've read about 4%, sh?" persisted the cruller magnate, Moking & ry WHEN | GET BIG WU BUY AHouse “FoR DADDY ~ BEFORE THey ARE HATCHED’ LITTLE INCOME .. ‘Husband Has Already Given Wife $200,000 Cash and $30,000 a Year—But End Is Not Yet. By Marguerite Dean, x Copyright. 1920, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) HEN a woman divorces her husband, does she also divorce the W family furniture and the family flivver? When a man is divorced by his wife, is it a part of the penalty :/ &hat he shall be compelled to buy new sheets, salad forks, saucepans and ‘ “@rass beds—at the present outrageous prices, too? speck from the sleeve of his made-to-order suit, HOLD FAST INCOME | , ( VLLHELP dy tAM JSUIPPINGy INCOME ! “Oh, no, sir,” said Horrocks, speak- ing as from a great distance, He was window. “Read that!” | ae Just catching hix breath after finding He handed the paper to Horrocks | the Google spoon sticking up in the with a fine flourish, but quite inter. Google coffee cup, although be had fered with the reading of the coughed at it three times, graph by declgiming “Then what do you know about “Tt says there that the K! it?" T. Jefferson looked at Horrocks with a superior eye, “Quite nothing, sir,” was the reply. “A ttle, I belleve you sald, sir/* flats, at 8 guineas a week is fie "Il say so," announced Mr. Google, room flate for 6 guineas, He's mas to throw in the breakfasts, but the SHOPS * 4 Copyrigtt, 1920, by ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Drening World.) Fruits are « favorite trimming on ; the spring, hats, A small patent I! ean Wogtish money? be de- leather sailor in one shop waa manded suddenly. trimmed with usters of small fruit “About $41, I believe, sir.” WE Got You Cro0d NIGHT AT LAST HOUSE For PA | ! : | Goop NIGHT LITTLE INCOME ! BLNVER Foe HA | .se¢These questions are suggested to us “one yellow, one. small white,’rdne cxall by papers just filed in the office large white, one black’“real lace pil- Met the County Clerk by Daniel G. low, silver toilet sets, bonbon boxes, 7 “Tin Plate’ King” and multi- clocks, and six linen sport shirts. wer@millfomaire, dnd Margaret C. Reid. According toy Mr. Reid, he is not in '& former Casino favorite, who recently possession ofthe articles listed in “Sivecelved an interlocutory decree, jof-Schedule B—which is so fortunate, for ‘and the effect was exceedingly pretty. 1 it? ‘Then where does he gota “absolute divorce from him. if they were tied up with legal red In the family circle something in “t any figure like that?” oe 4 aevoMr., Retd and his former wife are tape they'd be all out of style before the line of wearing apparel ts always “Get off, sir? Why, he gets aff ©Moth, it seems, careful souls, wlio anybody could use them. The list of en acceptable gift. A dainty time be wants, str, % aeWant all that’s coming to thom. Al- them throws an interesting spotlight camisole would be pretty. Tlien there Such etupendous ignorance was in-~ Fe. are those ilk pantalettes that can be Comprehensible to Horrocks. “But had in all colors, either plain or ip you said something about « tithe, air, - combinations with bright contrawupg if I remember.” though she has received a lump sum on w Of $200,000 and will get $30,000 a year or pi muetS long as sho lives, Mis, Reld has |! ouMiled suit for the recovery of manv @ multi-millionatress wears -- of it. instance: Seventeen pairs of s ghteen lace night dresses, two woollen night dresses, fifteen evening tones. ‘These are 1OF fi might “Sure I did. JANYTOR! And items of pergonal apparel, furniture, gowns, fifteen sweaters, twelve pettl: be a pair of crepe de dhine Bloomers youve sure got.{t on us, Hi “works of art and bric-a-brac, left at. coats—linen and silk—nine pairs new tn lorrocks. We've wot janitors over here who are One shop is Sentpeule the ritbhon kings, but, believe me, you've got the or col oad, - e fashion able colors are represented anda nice Né know anything about plumbing?” one can be had at 96 cents, Another _ “Oh, #ir, I should rather fancy mot, mop is displaying these in Roman gi)» strped ribbon, finished off with Orien- aa the residence she shared with M1, @nd-made stockings, three dozen silk : stockings, all colors, nine pairs white beReld at the time of their separation, Cashmere stockings, eight afternoon & @nd valued at $325,000. frocks, two sport dresses, ten tailored I Mr. Reid's answer is divided—like Suits, six crepe de chine skirts, tweivo atin tariffs inito. achadules, real lace and embroidered waists, four By Roy Le Cardelli. Pubiuaun vant dozen eighteen-button French gloves, vy Schedule A is a Nest of the things six cluny lace ng PRIS, ‘ b underwear sets, six Copyright, 1920, by The Press Co, (The New Xork Kvening World), * Copyright, 1¥u0, by The Iress Puvlishiag Co, (The New York Ky.miug World.) tal beads, ‘They are new and age re- “Then he'll make a dam: he admits are owned by Mrs. Reid, bibe luce undarwoar sets, nine coats ¢ ¢ TLLIE, here is fifteen cents. “Mamma, gun I go out on theatreet ¢ ¢rrazzAT's queer,” sald Popple, the i¢ you ever consulted that sort of a ceiving mach admiration, Janitor; they never know anything band ‘to whioh he sayg she is welcome Of ail descriptions and six dressing °% Run down to the corner @Md play?” asked the boy as soon as huis Sek Uhink ua aece* being About It ‘They tell me he's «food jackets, twelve corset bags, corsets eR. Oa his father had returned. shipping cle! looking §=up Q Black jet ornaments are bn wat, Hi but jast "wait | 5.89, the flowers of avring any time 4, an conditions, pew and old. and get. papa a package Of “exo you cannot,” said Mr. Jarr. from his newspaper. “Here's “Just @ minute, pleuso!” said shown in great profusion, “Novel democrat, Horrocks, bu + She wants ‘em. Ife hag not the sligtt- But. Mr. Reid, like Cousin Egbert of smoking tobacco like this,” remarked . 7 “You've got an injured kne Red Gap, “can be pushed just so far.” Mr, Jarr, extending a crumpled and «j+ don't hurt now,” whined the redule C he itemizes the prop- empty tobacco bag. boy. “Mamma, can’t’ T go out?” race. 24 est desire to harbor her black ge Sette afternoon frock, her blue velvet laces are prominent. The jet ¢ill the old lady in 3H calle down the @ Jockey who wore a straw hat lm & gpvoner, the mild little bookkeeper, Necklaces are | pro i ad eathe u Ze “Lat's try to be pleasant this morn- Precelot, "Geeidedly bya tive ‘Then @umibwaiter’to say that there isn't | my -4 ny hot water, and the window shade e ass " " Ville yarn, "C > out, "4 ‘i hi "ing. I wrote a song last night. I therg are ull sorts of Jet pins and any 5 ‘ cape, her fur collar lined with old Op ne eeaeres: Minit (5! otgran, Sani grumiled LA pian ps Pen Pca cap yo wie ney On ERTS DOOee oes Sui ae Big ‘Troe in Our Front ornaments for hats and dresses. The in the hall bedroom won't works and fore. "her blue velvet dress embroid much household furniture; two "Can't somebody elve go? father! Doesn't want the child to “Vwi “utes ieee. demanded Yardl’ Peter es elrcially attractive, Any 4° they let people play the pheno 9@red in silver 1 and pearls, six autemobiles, each worth $12,000; two “I want you to go,” said Mr. Jarr. have fresh air. Wants him to stay oa tl “Poplar 90, eh?’ said Bobbie, begs Chen yl acceptable graph after 11 o'clock! That's when ang me, tt ae : $5,000 clocks; wiamp with a shade of “I don't wanna go!” whined the in this stuffy place and get sick!” Miss Primm, private secretary to the oplar song, + of these woul gifts " : BRE: OF, Arc OG sR DING OF Rend Ee! FS EAL caidery valued ar on tees Li Lag So Willie went out gleefully. He poss, teatily, grinning. especially to the woman wearing he'll have to put the scepthe im the pagtade etéckings, six Daina of wool Givelin tupostry worth $15,007 a pir POY: “t gotta wore Loot. stayed out. and an hour later nO a- “on “not replied the toy, “It's a “Pay no attention to him," sug- mourning. Canton flannel bag and get ou€ the stookings, fyur ostrich feather fans— Thomas Lawrence portrait, $30,000; “YOu haven't @ sore foot, and I guishea gidince ‘trong the front win- “Ob, no!” repl 7: eat. gested Misa Primm, “How éoss the ‘The. new striped silk guimpes are old monkey wrench and beat is yp to ———S— = === two lange chairs, $2,500 each; also one Want you to go!” repeated Mr. Jarr. dow revealed him. little thing that site on the hond. Re oni aa) waaeade tl PicnNy dleetelnas Wik’ blouses and 4B, And way, walt till he gota fi tated Pekinese dog—theso ttle trifles, ac- “I don't know where the cigar store, Mr, Jury was sent In haste to find “And thb head site on the boy who Gl go Mr. Spoonert’ preeticenr ean tatia to whee nies M agp i ‘+ “Woman Appointe cording to the “Tin Plate King,” be- on the gorner is," whined the boy. him: Suppose he was kidnapped? sits on the horse,” came from Miss = “Thr e Gocidehy compile, te, MANE TUE powder gun chasing water te i long to him. They all fre claimed, — ,, ‘ J f per toll Suppose’ he had been run over? Mr. Tillie, the blond stenographer. “Am { ‘Te of course,” chuckled the boy. 6 si Lan ae citteative antiaaie AaA bugs from under the sink—oh, boy!’ Assistant to Attorney however, by Mrs. Reid, and her law- "YOU do know well enough where it Jarr met up with Guasie Bepler, the shown in very bas 5 “That boy ought to be in the mule ‘ ha yer will not ewen agree to a referee to ‘8 It's right next to the candy butcher's boy, and asked him if he "ght? wae er eens On Wes of aad con be pad ab Sit decide who is to get the $16,000 lamp store,” said Mr. Jarr. ‘And you go!” had seen Willle Se re eee eee eciseseal menbia’ WRG dant 6 and who the Pekinese, TS SHU Ph ARC A Tn, ee., THINA O¥e6 beh BOvOecn Vaoint 16t nighth Gala’ Foote, < *meltan estat a Why don't P What ehould a husband give back : etd running a Marathon,” said the (Sorte one b you go to Missouri and be a m' to his wife when she divorces him? ‘*& !" at this moment, butcher boy. “I seen him half an bein ee aise driver, kid? Missouri stands at the @ Is there any general rule? “Ll wamt him to run to the cigar . is that snapped hour ago and he was nine laps ahead . Beattie “alking mules? When ho marries her, of course, he store on the corner aud get a of Johnny Rangle.” ‘ Tillie. “Well, you'd waste your time ‘« Ps Ree dceiacens OSes NA, “That's the safeet place to. stand,” Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Bvening World), vendows her “with all his worldly package of this tobacco for me," and ey oprright, 1920, by The Pree se ‘ lied Bobbie, Mise Tillie laughed. goods.” But sho, also makes certain ugain Mr. Jarr extended the mney A Chic Appealing Evening Confection replied a Ne | Mies Fille Mina I el Gan ce Loe ce eae ae yy , But Horrocks had fainted. 44_ General Palmer promises, and when a marriage 5 4 ‘* a pidivarce .oourt: all yows fg. 1) STONE. Minty. \ehapm ‘“Not while there's a law against not guilty" of perjury, or theft, é. “Well, rent ys tl ng! - Us easy to decide that éach should = prea’ you Se aelriah Shing cruelty © children,” chirped the boy. or murder? Ud Asking (ut poor child to run out and ' ha Miss Primm was furious. “Let's 414, ao those heroines in popular nes, gilts, family heirlooma, Bue Set Feu tobweco?” crivd Mrs, Jure, bi talk of somothing he knows nothing 5°" 0° "N08 Un Pape its, family he! . “And. 1 ” et at “ : on keep charming who has the better claim tb wained the soy, © Se {00% mal about,” she suggested. “I was read the leather-cushioned Morris chair, the “And he has a sore foot! Which one is it, dear?” asked Mrs, Jarr. “This one,” snifted the boy, indi- cating a totally. dificrent one from the one he had shows his father “Lot me see it. Let mamma gee.” gatd Mrs. Jarr, kneeling down by the suiiferer. “No, it's me knee, this knee!" ing a book last night on Bodom and caught in thunder showers, in fits of Gomorrah, where vice ran rampant poping in tempers—and in uni- bs . and"—— forms? I HIS delight- “"“stice?” asked Bobbie, feigning deep It’s nearly zero hour for the pulpit ful little con. aes, shock troops to charge the 1920 fection designed “Oh, | thought you sald mice.” bathing eult. ‘I only hope," snapped Miss Primm, ‘The gort of woman who begins to by a famous ughat Bobbie springs one of his punk a. gent ps a enn oh French woman jokes on Mr. Snooks and gets fired, Wonder audibly A A here's @ nice little boy named Ike doing” when her husband brings her is prjamas and jiving next door to us who would like gowere deserves about as yoany of aboudoir cap of fo have bis job. E think Til try 1 88 them ay she usually gots! pale rose satin “You: mean Ike Gibbons?” asked Hint for the feminine social climb- : : Bobbio, ers; Husbands shoyld be #een—ooca- batiste trimmed P°7"G6, He's not omy nice, but he Sr*igiy gun not heard with malines 197 8 lot does," came from the For a woman there are only two lace. As will be boy. “Yesterday he told me you wus really happy lives: contented celibacy forty-five years old, and I said you noticed the pa- © wum't.” or rapturous marriage, In marrying When wifie ie golden oak set in the dining room, the embroidered sofa pillows? low husbands and wives, when they come to the parting of the ways, need to fight over the possession of $25,000 cars or $15,000 tapestry. The wife might base her superio: right to them on the ground that, be- ing a woman, she would maintain ® whimpered the boy. “You cant sve home and need {ts furnishings, while anything, but it hurts awful when 1 her divorced spouse could hive at his walk on it.” club. But suppose HE also wants & “Gee whiz!” cried Mr. Jarr. “I home—amith Wife No, 2, ‘Then—<s- want some tobacco, and why can't pecially if he knows anything about 7 ask the boy to get it?” the present price of tables and table- — “He doesn't feel well,” replied Mrs, cloths—he’s going to hang on to what Jarr, “and he’s growing and he he has. shouldn't be running up and down ons anuesre, I leave the question of which— those stairs. I won't have. his SISSKETS husband or wifeyowns the French strength exhausted. You should he clock, the sectiofal bookcases, the ashamed of yourself to ask it,” sald bouillon cups, the ice cream freezer, Mrs. Jarr. Ms ANNETTE ABBOTT t, Evening World readers, Tam not “All right—all right!” said Mr, ‘ ts “Well,” said Miss Primm. ‘I shall it is NOT true that \gif @ loaf is always 1 ADAMS of Gan Francisco, enough of a Solomon to decide it. But Jarr. “I thought that once, at least, Jama pants are vito his mother about this, I hope better than no bread. t , United States District Attor- I'l tell anybody who wants to cut] might be able to lay off and rest a slightly abbrevi- you told him the truth . Shaving is a man'Mperpetual alibimhe either hasn't done it or he’s ee fi District of Cali- the divorce rate that the easiest way bit, but I'll go get it.” . “I did. I eaid you fifty. -. ney for the Northern Distric! to do ft Is to make all house fur- “I knew you were just dying for an ; just going to do it whe his wife asks him to go anywhere. ated. contiae Primm Aree. a rietcheeced Gracelem wincerity may make'a hit with the Recording Angel, that As the door s¥mmed behind her, gracious tact is a far more valuable qualification in the eyes of the fornia, has been selected to fill the nishings the inalienable property of swacancy of First Assistant Attorney General. Mrs. Adame will have charge excuse to go owt and stay out,” cried BAND! Why, Because most Mrs, Jarr. “But you need not have are got by women, And. tried to blame it on the child!” Bobbie remarked: woman. wi ee re 7 y leaning out the furna putting on the screens, pul to many a woman elving up. a mere ‘atch how long I stay out!" raid uw Gosh, I gotta be careful or some of What with c «Tgnif the enforcement of tax and custom hoguant partakes: of the Rature of Meee Ber ne vetaraea anon and these days I'll make Miss Primm up the awnii painting the front steps, mowing the lawn, fixing taws, the war risk, pure food, quaran- farce-comedy. bu giving up her Irish again took bis ease on the sofa ind Adamson aots, and also gi Mnen tablecloths and her Chippendale an time with the added solace of pipe. ty vision over Federal p: chuirs is tragedy not tc be bornel maa.” curtain springs, it woulk be hard to se axings. tbe subacbas. husband, ‘4 th aughed and bit into a mow, that his name is not Cinderella, the Househo! ' and then he jaug! 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