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‘teen months at the Astor iter in the chief role, will end its iway run on Saturday evening, 19, Business is still good with ‘ attraction, but William Harris bas promised Miss Bainter a vaca- and sho |s to have it. She will aay Europe a few days. after y SHE OUGHT TO KNOW. ‘Two women, one an old maid; wore ing the murder of a man by actress recently. think every Woman who kills a should be executed,” said the ; @> you think that?’ asked eee use,” came the reply, “men too scarce as it is.” SEEING THE SIGHTS. ne atf” §Bhe saye he holds the curtain tilt she gite in her place an’ that she's got all dancers clean skinned to death fer grace. It ain't fer us to doudt her, but we ain't braggin’ none, While here she et a plenty an’ ‘that’s "bout all she done. She never washed no dishes; no rooms by her wus ewept. She jest says: “Pm too nervous.” An’ all she done wus slept. She sang some rag-time singin’ an’ powdered up her face. She smoked them cigarette things till we nigh left the place. She's got to quit that footin’ er she'll come home, Ma vows. We got a way to cure her —we'll put her milkin’ cows. Gossip. Ben Ali Haggin will create two liv- ing pictures for “The Follies.” Holbrook Blinn will appear for the first time in “Borderland” at the Globe Theatre, Atlantic City, to-night. Ruth Cloos, aged four, and Dolly Tigue, aged six, will join cast of “Honey Girl” to-night. Mr.and Mra. Victor Moore announce the dirth of a son. He arrived Juno 6. Messmore Kendall ang Robert W. Chambers now havo a film company which will make pictures based on tho Chambers stories, Mark Smith has been added to the cast of “The Cave Gin,” which Com- stock & Gest have in rehearsal. Alice Brady denies the report that she is to give up the spoken drama and act in films altogether. Arthur Hohl will go to London next season to play his original role in “Martinique,” now at the Witinge ere. “Tho Night Boat” will begin its nineteenth week at the Liberty to- night. The 160th performance was given Saturday, : Mark A. Luescher is leavi! this week for his farm at Southport, Conn., to hoe weeds, milk cows, saw wood and take a good rest generally. BDthel Wright has been added to the cast of “His Chineso Wife” at the —* for the New York engage- June Walker in the same play. Isn't it time to stop calling atten- thea’ oad gepceerice aia me b the war? It did its duty just as other professions did. * Phan myo & Jordan have placed the jan and South African rights to “Adam and Bya” with J. C. jamson, 14d, and the Australian rights to “Polly With a Past” with J. & N. Tait: Miller will take his Black and White. Melody Boys to Paris when their engagement with Ex. “Carnival” ends. 8 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A Gemi-taang of whiskey, a teacup of wine,, helps you to happiness wher- ever you dine.—Robert Rendel. FOOLISHMENT. “An oyster stew,” said Tessie Crater. “Not till Fall,” reli¢d the waiter. “Then,” quoth she, “an oyster patty”— Almost drove the waiter batty. “June ain't got no ‘R,’” he grumbled, But Miss Orater was not humbled, Smiling at the waiter, haughty, Bhe replied: “Oh, naughty, naughtyr’ ‘Wynn's FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. N.Y. "C-—Gome as irs them it to have tt all cut off’ ot Buster Brown style. is, Yorkville—Old Maids bob Give them 4 chance, it's Red Bank—Girls bob their the of fourteen it if you will, but for it bobbed ig mot the kind that a @ wife. Of course sometimes unavoid- Ie ail Tight for gitte to vr ee ey soe hee to the Ouija col- 4 thelr own ness. Ridgewood—Bobbed hair pest en children about four | enough without bob- air. Are there no 00: ‘lett? — Bay, nen got (™ Union for the Extinction of It you've got a bankroll fordham—Only flirts bob “One—Style rules the mod- not_ comfort. hair re- co Big » lipstioking and Decause it be the only way to interest men to-day. They talk about the ol-fashioned girl—where are the ‘men of long per “Peggy N. Groenpoint—Down with ‘Bab! [ bave my hair bobbed and Oh if I ever meet F. of Bushwick is he average girl of to- just the kind that Copreight, 1920, by (The Now Yor# Drening World.) ih Nha caused the waters of the jordan to separate for the chil of rs te children . By what name arc the Bt. Lout: Americano kaowet f y creat the charac! Phileas Fors? ~ 8 4. By whom was “Dixte" written? 6. What instrument is used to Measure the apeed of a ship's travel? ‘What insect destructive to crops is supposed to return every seventeen years? 1. By whom was the Koaba of Mecca supposed to have been built? 8. What ts the tendon at the back of the foot galled? What ts the color of an ermine 1 "Of what ‘what country is the turk native bird? . ada 11. What ‘5 a ship called which has rounded decks? 12, What two brothers are said to have founded Rome? 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