The evening world. Newspaper, May 24, 1920, Page 20

IDE HE new Kjaw Corporation, known as Mare Kiaw, Inc., in which Mr. Klaw and his two sons, Joneph uy Focated on West 46th Street and construction work will begin 7", for plays viait Norway, Sweden, G ny, Austria and France and he te tn Vienna he will hear Burope next week to look nd musical comedies. He England, Kalman operatta which his in-) intend to bring over here. The of the new corporation are mow located at No. 1451 Broadway. By POET CASAD. ‘Unéer the title of “Blasted Hopes,” poell B. Casad sends us a rhyme. @ays it’s original, but—well, here TAttie drops of water, Add some raisins, too, Then a little yeast cake, Just to make the brew; Place it in a warm place, There you let it stay, Try 4 on your neighbor, Throw the stuf away. » WHOLE SHOW STOLEN. © ‘Will Morrissy’s new musical revue, ' Around,” of which we told this column last week, is to go into Bijou. The other day while Will in the office some voices somebody swiped lyrica, music, scene plots in fact, everything but his bank- ‘Will is looking for the thief, to in jail or the show, — FEARED THE WORST. ‘Withur Cox met J. Osborne Clemson on Broadway last night and told bim story. ‘A negro, with a quart bottle of real ‘Whiskey in bis pocket, was crossing a it,” eaid Mr. Cox, “when an auto- mobile hit him. Immediately he felt & liquid trickling down his leg, A look of fear came over his face. “My Gawd!’ said the negro, ‘I IRISH TENOR COMING. + William Morris cables from Lon- that be has arranged for Tom soporte ia the. United Wtates concerts in nit tates % season. Mr. Burke will sing in York tn October. GLADYS, HOW COULD your sprinter named Gladys was in a at the Jamaica track recently. ‘was named for the wife of Will- production director ». | Gave one to the family dog, ot when her father grew provoked, of 1919” will Garden in two Susan Gtven has been made under- for Francine Larrimore in ‘Arrangements have been made of a music publisher ). DUDLEY —$<—$—$—$ f Attention, Limerickers! ] We are going to have to divide the reward for the missing words in our trick limerick of May 20. We find there are two ways of filling out the rhyme; hence the eplit prize. Hoho- kts Hop has sent in one correct solu- tion and Izzie Nutt and J.C, Pork the other, Just to be fair we're going to permit Hop to send us a check for $200 and accord the same privilege to Nutt and Pork. Here ts Hop's solu- | tlon: 1 know @ young woman named Es- merelda, Who went out to walk with a pair of crutches On seeing a man, She turned and she ran, Now, wasn’t she rather too much mustard? Nutt and Pork have solved the puzzle in this manner: T know a young woman named Jane, Who went out to walk with a cane, On seeing a man, She turned and she ran, Now, wasn't she rather too um bretia? From far away Lon Angeles comes the following encouraging note rela- tive to our candidacy for the Presi- dency: “Dear Sir: I take pleasure in in- | forming you your candidacy for Pres- ident on the Limerick ticket has been hilariously approved by the Los An- geles Home for the Weak Minded. You are earnestly requested to show ation by applying for in this Glub, Yours, R. Janitor.” Mark A. Luescher ts to lead the Preas Agent Division tn the great Dudiey-for-President parade on June 31. He will be followed by 100 mime- ographters and his new hetfer calf, from the Lueecher Farm at South- | port, Conn. Don't miss this parade, no_matter what you wurow. | whereby “Not So Long Ago” will re- main at the Booth indefinitely. Joseph McCarthy and Harry Tier- ney are to furnish several numbers for the new “Follies.” The Celtic Players will begin an en- gagement at the Provincetown Thea- tre, No. 183 Macdougal Street, to- night. \ “Adam and Bva” will close its eea- fon at the Longacre Theatre Satur- day night “Bast Is West” will be produced in London to-night at the Queen's The- atre with drie Hoey in the Ming Toy An eocentric one-step contest will be held at the Terrace Garden Dance oe ppp hp i Kahig Miedo i @ silver cup given by Evelyn Hubbel, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. i P, Martin—Bijou ‘Theatre, stage | | oor. O'Day—Write her, care Globe Theatre, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Never fear the future. It probably holds more good things than bad for you, FOOLISHMENT. | Kate came home from cooktng school, | Baked some apple pies, Soon caused his demise. Kate said: “Don't get sore, Now you haven't got to pay Dog tax any more.” <4 FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why is John looking so sober to- | night?" “He's drunk.” pe Ewing World Ouija laine Asks Coprright, 1920, by The Proms Publishing Co, (The New York Bvening World). 'E have conclusively settled the smoking question. The Ouija readers are against it about here's another 2) R, FLOWERS OR iv? Mail your answer Ouija Editor, The Evening World. answers to last “Should Women am a healthy young ath- “Gete and would like to say eomething “Theda.” Do you think that any clean man would think of ing & wreck of a woman, which | Ing always brings about? No! ‘woman who smokes is contemptible. thietios for a change, instead of oat in dance halis. You the desire to smoke I Reven't. A Smiling Jersey Girl—There are Plenty of pleasures for girls without Z., Jersey City—-Down with man who “plays around” with bad 4 and then wants to marry the kind afterward. / Just a Girl, Garfield, N. J.—Thr 5 for Bx-Tex! His was the da letter a man could write. I n't thought there were any “old- men left in the world. Bronx-—t am twenty years have been smoking "Sweets" four years. My aunt has been Nee Peniin her own for twenty years, in- gidentally, my employer always gives ' rp raeerette after lunch, jasm—Allow me to suggest it “Greenwich Village” take to a briar pipe. Her kisses would be “sweeter,” of Troy—-Why not? Let ‘em smoke cigars. Let the women smoke the men take to painting and illage—I see no harm do you ‘Ginger, “old and Ne pent me ot . |dance halla Then she wouldn't have “nerves,” and livé In Greenwich Village. Alao, 1 am very much in love with and en- to marry a regular fellow who smokes the same brand that I do. Fred L. C., Brooklyn—Most men re- |eret they ever started smoking; none gan explain why they atill do it. Women should stop parroting a dis- gusting habit. M. T. Bay Ridge—Miss BH. ont to be ashamed of herself, |. A. H» Long Island City—~The sixteen-year old uffer* should try sleeping nights instead of frequenting “nm! i Victoria—I Mked the letter of the Stevens man, and if I were not al- ready engaged should like to know him, There are plenty of nice girls for bim to find. Helen 8, the Bronx—4 should in- deed deem myself fortunate to know a man of Ex-Tex's calibre. Do ou Know? Copyrigit, 1920, by The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Prening Workd.) 1, Of what kind of hair were the original Persian rugs made? 2, What regulates the height gasoline in a carbureter? 3. Who is the Provisional President of Mex 4. What Ohio Senator is mentioned as a possible Presidential candidate? 6. What do Chinese use to write with instead of a pen? 6, What substance can be put on water to keep mosquitoes from breed- ing? 7, What substance used as a ferti- liger ig secured from Chili? & From what animal is sperm oll secured? 9, What is the tallest monument in the United States? 10. What color has the greatest value in photography ? liquid is spoken of of as 12. What @tate ts especially noted for its fine blue grass pastures? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. 1, Camel; 2, Float; 8, Huerta; Harding; 5, Brush. Ol; 7, Potas- swum Nitrate; 8 Whale ton, 1, {ano How are COMIC PAGE MONDAY, MAY 24, 1920. « SECOND SPASM = GE FROM FASHION News We SocULIsTS, WILL DOA BIE BUSINESS IM OS is WORN THis n ut q new BATHING Per HURRY OP KATINKA OR You WONT GET BL Lert MY FALSE IN THE Movies ASKING MY MADAM |S] Tee TH Home AN’ How 1 CAN'T SMILE! Indigestion The [terary ALS EDITED Between MEALS BY KATINK A’ CooKs' UNION ce 20 POUNDS, SO FRANCS, 1,000 May pads Pesos, of IS4IM AMEBICAN Honey WHEN YOUR HUSBAND Says Tyat ALL WOMEN ARE ALIKE = SUST WONDER HOW HE FOUND IT OUT THere's SUCH ATHING AS Being foo HONEST- SOME FELLERS NEVER EVEN TRY To STEAL A kiss CooKs MAY HAVE BAD Figures INTHE KITCHEN BUT Goob ones In THE BANK SOMEONE TOLD US A MAN 1s POSED To BE HAPPY WHEN 4) SuesTees - BUT YESTERDAY we Eaw OUR BOSS WHISTLE AT THe ~ Stour oF HIS WIFE'S DRESS Bue TF] \F HE DON'T WAIT FOR ME THAT GUY WILL Do SOME “MOVING AROUND HERE HIMSELF pint THE BARBE! STRIKE LASTS MUCH Ve Meer, MEN'S NECKWEAR DEALERS ? GO VT OF BUSINESS. WHy Wee A NECKTIE WHEN Your MERISKERS COVER IT UP ONE CAN SAY THAT THE NY. Giany AREN'T GAME LOSERS ~ THeyve Lost MORE GAMES THAN THE yu WON ‘THIS SEASON - Ti Me To GET THOSE Furs 6, 6 . WATTERS OUT OF a Pad || i O'°o Md JI oo a, KenKline—. THIS 1S THE FIRST “STEADY SOB TE HAD IN YEARS! CS Kay EK. Sa In Our Humble Opinion, Ed Should Be Hung! JOE, LISTEN- 1 Just SAW A COP OUT THERE. LOOKIN’ AT“YouR CAR! WHATTA, YTINK (S TH’ MATTER ? i AN OH ,.1T'S YouRS 15 17? or —- WELL... 1, WANTA “TELL You SUMPN’ HEY — wHo owns “THAT CAR STTANDIN' OuT IN FRONT? Aw BE A Goop FELLAH! IT'LL ONLY “TAKE. YOU & MINUTE , AN’ (TLL HAND HIM AN AWFUL SHOCK! LITTLE MARY MIXUP (T'S A MIGHTY NICE LiL’ CAR! T Kiow cousin ED. Has A BALD sPoT~ Bur tr WAS VERY RUDE OF You TO Point ouT oTHtee's Pecunarnies ? DON'T Do (TF ACS WHAT ARE YOu KIDS Lookut ? DONG DACK Here * Bard sPor! Are -e-He You MUST Nev R PoinT TO NoTHin’. Iv ‘s Rude — COUSIN MINNIE 4 Gad, i FAMILY Sorrento Prone Peathing Oe mY. Bring ee THE BIG LITTLE Luke’s Mad Enough to Whip Lissen !tHeyRE ¥ GOING, DowN ADI “4 CELLAR ¢ WELL ‘/'DoNT “THINK IM GoiN' DOWN “THERE AN RISK MY LIFE NoziR! 4 LeT ‘EM “Ake ‘Tl e'eerter “THAN TAKIN’ MY Lire! GET UP Luke! BURGLAR® IN THE House “THEY'RE “TAKING ALL THE SILVER, AND e ALL OUR Money “N'EVERW THING (6 PIAL Ls i6ub 4 Asse a) This Happens in All MATER ,"Sis’ %—WHAT'S. Hey ANT EATER HARRY L ‘STOO. BAD THE WORLD'S FOREMOST BONEHEAD WitL NOT BE ABLE YO COME! BuB, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE -1 TOLD You NOT To HOLD YOUR SPOON IN YouR LEFT HAND ee — YoU SHOULD EAT YOUR OAT- MEAL WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND YoE "RE LOOKIN? AT UNCLE ED'S ~PecuLiaRiTY - BUT WE AINT PoINTIN? AT LL tronesT— i= \\\ SRM-BRINKE More His Weight in Near Beer! DAWGoNE 'EM— ARE — are “Hey ! Well Regulated Families! 4 CLL (t2Ax if bed { { cuvesseue |