The evening world. Newspaper, May 13, 1920, Page 28

bout Plays BIDE D, ‘WILSON, COMIC PAGE |THURSDAY, MAY 13, 1920 and Players DUDLEY who im Canada with “att || Attention, Lime ickers! ) * writes ws he was in ad gash care acts when asked for 10 cents’ worth ‘The grocer sliced off a Baving in mind the high cost and began to wrap it up. stopped him, ame from the redekin. mear mise)n’ it that time,” 116 WARMING UP. for the ‘Presidency of the Bquity between John Bmer- Wilton Lackaye is warming Statement from the Emerson toe says that thirty-six prom. if players have withdrawn their re: nd supporters of Mr. Lackaye's . These players, it is stated, | for rawate when they signed the petition that Mr. Emerson ‘be nominatea on the regular It looks lke flreworks, but we We been assured that the Equity Buffer no ,ormanert injury as a of the election, since the dove , is all ready to swoop down 00 imwediately after the votes ited, . WELL, NOW! Stacy, Manager of “The Lit- ," went to a barber shop W to have his looks trimned. ‘thes operation was over the er asked him if he'd rare to have George replied in the nega- your hair needs it,” protested dad i it singed last week,” Pincers singed it did a said the barber. boss was working at the next ‘Consternation from the critical od Raunold, Wolf, Chairman of 8 committee in charge. of the Sill 54 formance, that they rm to assist at the Globe Sun- p nig te, May 28. it offers were relig te ed ey are Ivan , ries sme Schwurts, ix, Ry wi » e afer fehtie as _ SUPREME OP OPTIMISM. peaking of optimism,’ said Edwin of “Oh, Henry,” at the Fulton “I encountered it at its best Saterday. I went to see the Yankees nd the White Sox play at the Polo acoompanied by a young jcago, When the ninth began the score was 14 to 5 in of the Yankees and I induced to leave. By the time we got to; je the Box Kad two men out and/ third patter had two strikes. My o friend hun: on!’ I sald. till et Resttated. ‘Come on," 1 re- NELMES'S OLD WALLET. “Nelmes, ‘Treasurer at thé mont ‘Theatre, carries # leather st that was given him by his wife) they were married. It 1s so ft is disreputabié looking, yet he dt for luck: At least once a some friend who catches sight | Mallet slips off quietly and buys & new one. Harry accepts It inues to tole the old wallet. + on, gang! All you people ‘who are married, have been mar- ‘Tied, are going to be married. it have you got to say? ILD A MAN LET HIS WIFE . (OUTSIDE THE HOME) Skug, our Scandinavian Sniff Hound who strayed away from the kennel, has been found. Hector M. Goophus, of Providence, R. 1, ran across hith near Jack’s restaurant sobbing. Gooptrus recognized the dog from a newspaper clipping showing Skug’s picture. The visitor enticed the broken-hearted dog back to the kennel by singing “A Stein on the Table” to him. Goophus informs us that before the kennel was reached Skug wae actually smiling. »Now, to-day’s trick {imertck, friends, needs @ final word that is merely an indication of politeness. of PRs find it, send it in with a chbck $200, plus the war tax on rhymes, + ‘The The [Reracy In ys . sre oa, ormies Becepenre oe BLACK E' agi oe STOPS OFF AT We ANMUAL TOUR Tn cts we DUR Woe & Peewions sates SePPESENT Ut my JOE’S CAR ‘and there’s no telling what may hap- Coops, HR Pore Peiig Go (OY. Capeeng Wed” pen. The rhyme: Said stylish Miss Annabelle Pease: When trav'ling I always seek ease, Hn route to Fort Steele, I took every meal A la wagon, my dear, if you————— ————— “r've got eighteen new wallets up home,” he said last night, “but I'm going to carry the old one until it f ‘That time isn't far off, because, as Harry tossed the old wallet on a table, the dollar-bill fell out. Gossip. Claude Beerbohm ts sailing for Lon- don Saturday. gyno jumell is to be in “Page Helen Christie and Anna Schuyler have Join selnbe “Bets “Betty, Be Good.” jppodrome camels wifl gpend the winnie in Central Park. When the new “Follies” comes to New York next month Van & Schenck will be in the line-up. They say Marion Davies is studying law. Looks as though Portia surely did start something. The members of the “Lassie” cast take turns giving teas. But all they serve is tea. Frederick V. Bowers will ina: new play on August 20 ¢ Joho Cort’s management. The Jewish Art Theatre will close this week. The players will go on tour, ‘The Theatre Guild will give eet performance of “Dance of io the Garrick Sunday night. Stewart &. Morrison. are not “Wildfire” as a suse Piece. 1°, i er trom Strode, j the Went is visiting in New Yorx. She wrote “My Little Book of Prayer” and “My Little Book of Life.” W. C. Fields, of the Ziegfeld forces, will appear at the Serbian benefit Ee destitute children at the Theatre Sunday night. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘Way down in his heart almost every father is a bit disappointed if his son is regarded as a model student by the school teawher. FOOLISHMENT. | "A youth, as he sat by a miss, | "| gaid: “Mary, please give me a kiss.” Said she: “Mr. West, That's a funny request, Don’t ASK for such things after this.” PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. He—I consider the Anglo-Saxon race the greatest of all. She-—Which horse won it—Anglo or fiaxon? Guovriget, 1090, ty ‘Toe Prem Publining (Co, (The New Tort Ereaing Worl) I think it makes tham look ke a barber's pole. George Wood—I think thone paint- ed babies must have kept company with Capt. John Smith—they all look | liKe Indians to me. Barbara, H. N-—My ouija board | MARRIAGE? say they should. Some say wot to, Write your opinion it to-day to The Ouija Editor, ‘The Evening World, N. Y. C. are et recent letters to the /o R B., Staten Sen ‘should silow his wite «eee gly Mie n'y the old idea of a wife betag ite" is ridiculous, To suc- ghould help on a fifty-tifty said nope; the genuine for mine. &. 8. T., Yorkville—My answer is! NO, with @ capital N and a capital QO. I'm still waiting till I find the right kind of a girl; the girl with old- fashioned ways but modern ideas. Where have they gone to? Arthur F, Bay Ridge—I kissed many a girl who paintea her lips anu believe me it is good stuff. Ask dad, be knows! ——— Bi) O\ou oy: his) "portectiy tapby and} Know? and a half years, one of ) my husband served with the |. ¥. in France and I was com- to wor and I intend working Mi he is earning more and we are | to bixy our own home and not ut the rent problem and the of L. iter N. Y, C-—Cireum- yen alter cases. As with the ques- , Should a girl marry a man s Gome men Take advantage of their wife's to help make both ends ith others, it would heighten preciation of ther and really their comradeship. Wor such as these 1 would say, pet ‘what generations of conven- Wve demunded, and do the sensi- if you want to get married ees do i on $36 per if ure you love each othet'~ do your part toward making ph pe. and your happiness.’ Fail, true love is the only answer last week's ques- naa a with Ptr Now Fork Brea Wate 1, What Greek goddess was sup- ; Posed to be born from sea foam? 2. Who commanded the first vessel ove which the American flag was hoisted? 3, Who engaged Jenny Lind to ging for 150 nights at $1,000 a night? 4, Under what Roman Emperor was Christ crucified? 5. How often were the Olympic games held? 6. What are wooden masts on ships made of? 7. What fresh water fish goes to @ea to spawn? 8. How many vertebrae are in the sacrum? 9%. What European invented gun- powder? 10. 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