The evening world. Newspaper, May 10, 1920, Page 22

Plays and Players The Cooks’ Union Meets Monda'ys to Discuss Topical Events! WELL, LOOK AT THIS Cos eke SEEseY Pere Age UNFAIRT Took GIRLS THERES IT Wis HE'D Teva mc MAN Ais Geen tates SteARy seth gad g HOw HE HADE MONKEYS ; ~14 ARS An! BiG HEADLINE THEY} GAVE A PRIZE FIGHTER # 8,000 CONFESSES THAT UM OVTA THE POLICE Force - ONLY ATE BREAKFAST WATH HER HAD ON May Day BEATING ONE MAN AN! MY ereer Mgt (T SAYS HERE THAT JOHNSON HE KNOWS ALL OF \_ Zt STUDYING To BE rz HUSBAND TWICE A WEEK AIN'T SO c w GOT GHONTHS FOR BEATING FIVE COPS )|-SWEPT” CALIFORNIA AND Wood! 'SJPD-_ A MAGICIAN! J of. (GREAT ™ Uy MissUS Anes For “Gag eRe ! TTY RieDe ENDIANAL eS — E THOSE Two. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES PORTERS ? Se a ate an ei Meee: BCIL B. DE MILLE, who used | ‘to produce plays in New York, gore years to the work of making motion pictures. He came to New York from Los Angeles to confer with lpi Zukor and Jesse L. Lasky and yesterday on the return trip, Be- ‘boarding the train Mr, Do Mille Cn tie) Charles Dillingham has decided to help us out in our campaign for the Presidency on the Limerick Ticket. He has a show called “The Girl From Home” at the Globe Theatre and in it ere nine giris who sing Mmericks. Now, he wants some new rhymes for these girls and has offered $100 in cash prizes for fourteen, graded Trom $60 down to $1. Campaign Manager Jefferson Shrewabury Nutt, aftor due consideration, has suggested that we give our permission to those of our followers who wish to compete, The rhymes must be sent to “Limerick Judges,” Globe Theatre, New York, before June 1, Besides the cash Mr. Dillingham offers to let the successful rhymesters hear the girls sing their jingles. He is generous in the mat- ter, of course, but we're going to go him one better. Rhymesters, men- tally sound, who send us the twenty ‘best limericka will be permitted to make absolute donations of $500 each to our bank account and we will moet | them in Carnation Hall and SING; ¥, H ‘The contest to-day, friends, ited to web-toed Limerickers. affidavit showing that the competing rhymester is eligible must be sent with the solution of the puzzle Jingle, as well as the usual check for $200 and | a bottle of ear-acho cure for the cam- | paign fund, Here's the trick ehyme: There was a young woman named | Bore, { Who learned how to dance on her) One day she kicked high | And damaged one eye And mussed up her dea SS len, George Bickel, Lioyd Garrett, Jack Rose, James Miller and Mr. . | White. E s ei: z fiat Hite é : z 1G. f te efit Hh eltices cf Pygeeat Tiel te seat aH et Capyriaht, 199, by Tho Prow Publishing Co, (Tho New York Evening World.) here’s the question for this SHOULD A MAN LET HIS WIFE WORK (OUTSIDE THEIR HOME) AFTER MARRIAGE? ‘Come on, fellow contributors, get your anawers in right away. Mall your opimion to-day to The Ouija Editor, ‘The Evening World, 'N. Y. C. ere are gome of the answers to ast week's question, Should a Girl i Home Girl—Yes, t along on $35 a week if Rot @ spendthrift and the | Poles. GOSSIP. ‘This is the final week of “ Days” at the Hippodrome. W. C, Fields, the juggler, wili be in) the new Ziegfeld “Follies.” | Lionel Barrymore has begun ecting in 5 film version of ‘The Sfaster, Mind.” \ A hundred orphan children were | guests of William Fox at the Audu- ‘bon Theatre on Friday. Nance O'Neil and the “Passion Flower” Company will leave for Montreal Saturday night. “Mrs, Jimmie Thompson” will be married the fiftieth time at the Prin- | cess to-morrow night. Phe annual election of officers of the Actors’ Fund will be held at the Hudson Theatre, to-morrow at 2 P, M. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. L. P. Wheeler—You're right, Thanks. Kiinghoffer—Care N. T. Granlund, Marcus Loew offices, Putnam Build- ing. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The man who knows It all wouldn't be so bad if he didn’t insist on tell- ing it. FOOLISHMENT. In the country, a city girl when The eggs were brought in by the men, Baid: “I'd like to know If eggplants you grow, | Or if you are keeping a hen.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “He belongs to thirty lodges.” “He ought to run for President.” “why?” “He appears to be the logical can- aidate” from the personal viewpoint, but it is little short af criminal in view of our duty toward the race. Such marri- ages lower the standard of living, and tend toward decadence. Mr, W. H. B. N.Y. C—d don't know whether it can be done on $35 ‘@ week or not, but I do know that I am trying todo it on $25. Anent Veteran Rutherford, he would prob- ably be happier if dead. anny, tne Married, N. Y. C.—Bvi- dently Veteran Rutherford is 10 re- sive no American girl will have im. Friend “Spike” of Waldrich, N. J., is right. It cam be done if you get together and laugh at your little troubles. I've had two years’ experi- ence. I am young and happily mar- ried, It is hard for me to convince people that I am married; they all say I'm too bappy. poh a da MES ) ONO) Know? Copyright, 1920, by The Prem Publishing On (The Now York Brenig World.) 1. Who wrote “The Rise of Silas Lapham?" 2. What tile was conferred upon Benjamin Disraeli, tho English) statesman? | 3. What force causes an object to weigh less at the equator than at the = 4, What Irish patriot was hung in 1803? " os, 5. What was the name of the twin brother of Jacob? ¢. What Greek mathematician is known as the “Father of Geometry?” 7. What Is the date of “Bastilo Day” in France? . What American League team is referred to as the “kindergarden?” 9 What Presidential candidate is a mining engineer? 10, In what State was the first eaterpiliar tractor made? 21. What chemica] put on manure will keep flies from breeding? 12. What kind of fish is best known for its roe or eggs? ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS. 1, W. D. Howells: punt Bea-| consfield; 3, Centrif 4 Emmet; 5. Esau; 6. Wuelid; 7 3 Athietion | (Pulladel pind; wover; 10. California; 11. Borax; Coppin 0, Pome Pang Co (HY. Coeag Will This suspense 1S GETTIN ON MY NERVES! IF WE'RE GONNA GO-TO "BOARDING 1 WISH SHE'D HURRY ART FIND A PLACE “THaT's GOYA DECENT GakaGe! | AUNT EDNA, may T use Your TELEPHONE & PLANTED 4F BUSH: OF SEED, HUH — How MucH, DYE . EXPECT To HARVEST! GOrite Peavy Faw cen ON Cx, WORD THERETH A N FOUR YEARS! HE'S IN ng SAu. Kentlinc--{ rrr Hk vee ing OO UY, Reming Ws Yea?. Fine? 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