The evening world. Newspaper, April 23, 1920, Page 32

COMIC PAGE FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1920 | About and Players By BIDE. FILLIAM A. BRADY, who re- turned from Europe yester- Gay, brings the news that American young women have 4 tremendous hits in London. are Peggy O'Neill In “Paddy, Next Best Thing”; Mary Nash in Man Who Came Back,” and | @Bdith Day in “Irene.” He states that in London most of the plays are not ‘worth sitting through, An exception “Atgar,” in which Alice Delysia is ing. Mr. Brady has signed her to appear in pictures in November. fe has arranged with Charles B. wh for the production in Amer- ofa comedy, just staged in Paris, titled “ite Dancing Wife.” He also arranged with ‘am Mof- author of “Bunty,” to produce & play called “Don't Tell.” Mr. Brady says the greatest oppor- r ity for development in the amuse- ment line in England is in motion He says the Britons realize “Whey are far behind America in the juction of films and are ambitious do better, Me has been commis- to purchase a million dollars’ of American equipment for Speaking from the standpoint of po- Mr. Brady says France and Britain are on the verge of a -up. Everywhere he heard the ion, “What is America go'ng to 4 ir” one, take, America, should take yy the horns and bring abowt lasting world peace. nd NEW SHOWS COMING. ‘The Messrs. Shubert announce new ons for the Booth and Casino tres for the week of May % A comedy of New York life by ir Richman entitled “Not So Long an engagement at the Casino. B. Smith Is the author of the Casino show and Hugo Riessnfeld the music. WAY OF DIVERSION. len just the other money,” he was to say. Bilkins’s hens got in it, up every seed, At the art of ng Father showed some speod. and the sprouts cow, busy; pup. rs face crimson; gosh, how he did scold! down in the cellar, drank all could hold. Once more Father ined, it; hopes were far from small. grew for Father but some I . Father quit his 3 left it in the lurch. Now he's repentant; he has joined HIS OTHER PASS. _, Marry Bulger, while out with a faow tn tae South, had a youns negro am errand for him, For his ser- the boy was given a pass to the » He scrutinised it and guid: Ah kain't read. What is to the show,” replied ‘hopes ft ain't lak de las’ ‘man gb me.” the matter with that much,” replied the @at all it had on it miggah out!'” WED JOIN THEM. the Commodore on mail at the Cecilian Anna Dooley and Nita says a card just received. H, Quaid, manager of es Fifth Avenue Theatre, is _DUDLEY Since the Overalls and Old Clothes parade to-morrow will be really the first public demonstration in favor of | bur candidacy for the Presidency, we | are to-day issuing the rules which, will govern it, Marchers who violate them will be put out of the procession and will be deprived of the privilege of voting for us. ‘The rules follow: 1. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt will be Grand Marshal, and his orders| must be obeyed absotutely. 2. Nobody must cheer for Dudley for President unless Mr. Nutt blows his whistle three times. 3. Col. Ura Clam wil give the bands their signals to play the “Dud- ley and Victory” march, composed by Elmer Bone Head. 4. Corpl. Waiter Kingstey will tell the lady marchers when to wave their kercbiefs, 5. When Jessica Plympton Nutt sings “Down With the Profiteers” at Broadway and 421 Street, the men must remove their hata. 6. Elmer Rudolph will be in charge of our Scandinavian Sniff Hound, and will start the dog on a cellar hunt after the parade. 7. Marchers will kindly avold eat- ing peanuts and nut sundaes, and will refrain from pointing out places that used to be saloons. 8. A collection will be taken up at Columbus Circle. Marchers are re- quested to bring money, oranges, figs, chicken patties and hot-dog eand- wiches for the campaign fund, Now, to-day’s trick rhyme, friends, refers to a small town nét far from New York City. If-you happen to hit on it, send it in, with a check for i $200 and a bean-shooter. Don't de- lay, please. The rhyme: Joe Smith loved Miss Evelyn Lester. One night he decided to test her. Said he: “Are you mine?” Said she: “Sure, you shine!” They married next day in Port —. putting his house attaches in over- alls and gingham. John Charles Thomas will continue in the principal male role in “Apple Blossoms” next season. Moe Mark announces that the prices of tickets to all the Strand Theatres will be the same next sea- gon as they are this. A. H. Woods has under consider- ation a farce by Rothvin Wallace of The World staff. It bears the title “All Abed.” Lubovska, the dancer, will give a farewell dance recital at the Green- wich Village Theatre Sunday night. She's going to Paris, Dotty Bryant has been added to the cast of “The Night Boat” at the Liberty. She is doing an impersun- ation of Frances White. B. H. Sothern and his wife, Julia Marlowe, have leased a home at Broadway, Warwickshire, England, where thoy will go after their en- ement at the Shubert beginning, londay. Moores and Vivian Tobin of “Shavings” yesterday strolled up Fifth Avenue wearing hats made of shavings, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. (Newcomer—Look in a weekly the- atrical paper for routes. H. J. N—He ts ongaging t number of stock contpanies * A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Wellsville has no colored baseball teams this year, It used to have two in the day@ when there was a keg of beer on third base, FOOLISHMENT. An amateur actress named Burton Was hit by a theatre curtain, Said she in a rage: “This life of the stage Is punk, it’s so very uncertain,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why is kissing a pretty girl like @ pup in an tee-box?” “Blamed if 1 know." “It's dog on ice.” Farrar Intervenes at Muzio Flower Fall. * ‘“ TDA,” strangely neglected this season, was presented a8 @ farewell offering: to ‘Thureday night subscribers at the tan Opera House last night. for Julia Claessens, who was the cast, which included was familiar, Florence Rudolph led ‘the taitet and Mr. Moranzoni con-| The performance moved thly and was satisfactory, and @udienge was large and enthusi- fie What 21? Good ¢racious. | © @e~ upon which to! ‘@ time, to begin tn the ed fasion, it was the custom present flowers before the foot- its to the star of the night. Ovca- lonally, if the enthusiasm of the lence was gufficient, a speech was ‘ie Good of times, eh, gtris? Fin ar Gatti; ‘the distinguished gentleman who became the impresario, interyened with a pro- Hiition of the diverting spectacle, web to the regret, not to say indig- (ihation, of gushing misses and senti- Fpental matrons. Rut Mr. Gatt! had 0 a the resources of one mem- of his compbdny, Geraldine Far- @ worthy rival, as once I said in ,| when the bouquet throwing at Miss By Sylvester Rawling. since) that remarkable young Amert- can woman was showered with bou- quets thrown at her from the audi- ence, But Claudia Musio, who wasn't born yesterday, sensed (how I hate that word) the situation and recently she too has had similar attentions feazed? Not a Wit of it! Last night, Muzio began, Miss Farrar, who was Bitting in the orchestra near to the stage, took a hand in it, and before long she, instead of Miss Muzio, be- came the centre of attraction and was forced, ever so reluctantly, of course, to ro Miss Muzio of her indi- vidual’ honors, Moral! 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