The evening world. Newspaper, April 19, 1920, Page 20

ee ee About Plays By BIDE and Players DUDLEY New Jersey wins. The most dim- oult trick limerick we have yet of- fered for solution has been worked out by a New Jerseyite, too, Hereto~ fore New Jersey has been noted prin- cipally for mosquitoes and Gov. Ed- wards. Now its fame has been ex- tended by a man from Hasbrouck Heights. He is E. D. Conover, a very quiet, unassuming ‘fellow, with real brains. Here is the completed rhyme: Said May: “I must rush to the doo tor,” ,,| Right after a trotley car knocked her. ‘Milton will, direct the rehearsals. | “THE DOC SPILLS ONE. Dr. Royal 6 Copeland, the Health toner, was heard telling a recently. Dr. Copeland fre- goes to theatres, go hie story ‘@ right to appear in this column. smalt boy was hoeing potatoes,” Dr. Copeland, “when a man and asked what he got for , it, “ ‘Nothin’ if 1 do it, replied the ) ‘ama h—1 if I don't” A BIG EQUITY SHOW. Actors’ Equity Association an atrorete agg rongaeed Metropolitan Opera evening, May 9. A thousand iat sar ee et tn the theatrical Hupiness, recetpts will form the nucleus @ fund with which the Equity te build and endow an Actors’ 8AM DIDN'T, "@ friend); tiie game ot draw ihe oe sat down he to a new suit of ‘nie cS Fall, 1 hope ‘ys “sot day the joined the overalls ‘THE CELLAR THAT FAILED. ‘of No, 280 Broome ‘Having in- he eica the to be a beauty. Griffin, interested in films, is by his father in Toronto. him, Jack. ‘Hazzard of “The Night Boat,” a lecture called “A Trip Cuba” recently, Sut not a ‘Was said about liquid joy. Joseph Parsons of the Hippodrome the proud father of a new boy. makes three for Joseph Parsons. yh vous Ns L Bayes Theatre, was a member he sextet in the London “Floro- Clifford Brooke sailed Saturday to “East Is West” in London, It epen on May 24, , “midnight matinee” will be staged thé Rivoli Wednesday night for ™members of the American News- Publishers’ Said he: “Your jaw's busted, It must be adjusted, Aw’ unk awppa uh der umph ia la.” Mr. Conover supplied the final Préposition ‘la la,” amd is hereby de- olared the. winner. Our campaign for the Presidency on the erick ticket is gathering force dally. Until last night we were rried over the question of drummer for the Dudley-for- ing for the dramcarrying privilege. With this request he sent a bottle of ‘bay rum and a gooseberry pie for the campaign fund. He sta’ that we may expect a check for $200 in the next mafl—in fact, we could axpect anything we wished. Mr. Scanlan ts herewith appointed drummer and when off duty may take charge of our Scandanavian Sniff Hound that locates. cellars. ‘Now to-day’s trick limerick, frienda, refers to something that in often black and often blue. It has often ‘been referred to as the window of the soul. Pretty th ht, eh? Find the missing word, send us $200 nnd three medium-sized Bermuda onions and you win. The rhyme: Said Mary Ann Mason of Rye: “To open a lemon I'll try.” She equeezed it, the goose! And some of the juice Bhot qut and went right in her ———. bp 9 Jot o¢ “now you wee St—now you "t" stuff pulled. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. A. M. 8.—See Otis F. Wood, No. 17 Street. Went Glen. ‘Write him care Dance Review, Gaiety Theatre Building. print it. We gor one like it in every mail, ‘A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Semneee. of economy, Josh Pettit of Wellsville announces proudly that he has worn out the third seat of his everyday pants. T love you in the winter, I love you in the spring, T love you in the summer, You poor, outlandish thing! Bhe. You make me chuckle, Percy, You're such a funny gent; We'd better send this poem To Dudley’s Foolishment, PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Wh; 7 aan” #o many old maids go to “Because of the hymns, I presume.” Sestich Gere Sasi The Timely Cider, & the guests sat down to din- ner the other evening a Kan- sas City host began the cus- tomary regret that, owing to ciroum- etances over which he and Mr. Wil- on seemed to have no control, the dinner would ‘hve to proceed without anything in the nature of cocktail or other so-called appetizer. Just as he had reached the point where his guests saw there was no hope, there! came from under a buffet a “plop!"— @ loud report which és made only by Uhe| the sudden departure of a cork from to-morrow will ‘be yell master, ‘The seoond Lambs Intimate Gambol ‘of the season will ‘be held at the Globe ‘Theatre next Sunday evening. Lincoln that the rant” and the other m- s ing.’ Mr. Bacon once sold Ed- Dann some weird land in Califor. pia. Vorsatile, oh? ‘The Wizards’ Club of New York will hold its annual Chinese VS a mietray at 4 Pell Street a pottte or jug. © host ‘blushed, and his guests looked at him in reproach, Their spite- ful glances—for they were sure he was concealing something from them smade the host look guiltier than he really was. But his wife came to his resous, as wives sometimes do, and said, “It's that jug of cider; it sounds as though it had improved.” And so it had—not much, but just enough to taste, and it served very well for the arg But the dis- govery. never wou ve been made bad the cider failed to announce it- self at the psychological moment.— Kansas City Star, THE EVENING WORLD OUIJA EDITOR ASKS eens Who will buy the gas for 3 limousines of the clothing profit- cers now that people are going back to common sense overalls? oT “Answers to Recent Questions. 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