The evening world. Newspaper, April 17, 1920, Page 9

SATURDAY, APREL 17, 1920 ‘Train Girls Same as Boys, We Need Citizen Mothers,’ Urges Dr. H. Edwin Lewis Would Send All Between Eighteen and Twenty-One to Plattsburg Camps Under Army Officers SATURDAY, APRI Speaking of Table Mannerg; We Don’t Need Hoover for Food Boss as Much as Chés#? terfield for Table Administrator. on t a ‘ By Neal R. O'Hara isn Copgrisht. 1930, by The Pres Publishing Oo. (The New York Rvenine World.) argh ABLE manners are oné thing and Bradstreet in order to get u . the restaurants haven't taxed fod, but you don't have to be # a yet lionaire to know just how to eatiits: ogy, Any walter will tell you ‘thitt f A guy can still grapple with grape- na .4 polled egg is hard to ma : fruit under Marquis of Queetaberry’ whether it's in a shell or a dress suit. rules, and he can still deal a roast So far polite feeding goes,\ a’ guy?” turkey according to Hoyle without that's made a million has also being penalized on his check. Table @ million mistakes. Plenty of manners are apmething that haven't edge gents that can. cover #3500, increased in Ameriea. Some folks draft at the bank aiso cover Can You Beat It! — xw#ttha ; and Matron. , WHATI'S THIS MESS ? Pricake A WHY ota sis we Pee Scie oe ae Ou SAID WE WERE WON'T YOU COOK Eee Straw-foot! ‘Shun! Sips dts. 1 Haha GOING %o HAVE FISH THE FISH For TEER 4 Khaki-clad squade of American girls obeying these commands FOR DINNER * swiftly and easily, living in camps, hiking, swimming, learning the use of gmail arms—above all, learning to be well and strong, going into training for their work as the citizen mothers of the State, just as young men should be trained to serve as its citizen soidiers—that is the proposal of a well- RABBIT A bunch of our best eaters use a knife for everything except MAM 5 their teeth, ” even claim they'te on the decline. chests with a four-foot napkin alge Many a gent that can stow away @ banquet—and get away with it! ° nine-course dinner should take an ‘The regson they don’t have they ; extra course in table tactics. There speaking till after the coffes's been are still living an awful mob drumk is so that you can hear the, of men that mistake a table knife for speaking. ee ‘one of those combination corkscrew- Children are taught to be seen and! saw - compass - and - hammer affairs. not heard, and a lot of grown-ip They tirink all forks are for tuning guyé could beAaught the same thing)* pianos and all spoons are for meas- during the soup course. There are. uring medicine. very few masters of mastication, apd” * A bunch of our best eaters use a Old masters are practically extinct. knife for everything except picking A guy that gets his training in @” - their teeth—-when the good old fork one-arm iunch i¢ apt to ? comes into its own, The main differ- crippled at. & banquet table, whererr ence between the restaurant rough- the knives and (orks are thicker that! necks and the vaudeville sword swal- the steak, Of course, the manners lowers is that the sword swallowers of a bird who eats all his meals Pretty English War Worker on jeview, Smart American Girl in War Service. known New York physician, Dr, H. Lewis, “although the physical work Hdwin Lewis, editor of American required should be somewhat less Medicine strenuous, \W/HERE DID You ! KILLED ) wt only perform twive a day. ‘The the oae-arm joints aren't likely to” In the current issue of his magazine “Girls would benefit greatly by the roughnecks perform three times a be noticed till he pinches the pie Dr. Lewis points out that the great outdoor camp life, the early rising ‘ GET THE RABB/T ; THE CA 5 day--at breakfast, dinner and sup-, from bis pext-arm'i neighbor, ‘but #> improvement in health and vigor and retiring, the plain, simple food. /°, which military training is supposed ‘They should have the regular army GLADYS acl CATS per. guy that ‘dines out” is @ diffenent to give to boys is needed even more drills, by all means; they would gain we ; eee A. knife, fork. and, spoon cause case, If a kid-can be taughs towable) ®y girls and could be effected by immensely in muscular co-ordination, 4, more trouble for some folks than without falling down i dos pee Ang m practically the same methods. When poise and grace. They should go on love, honor and obey. It only re- if older birds could be taught to 1 talked to him in his office at No, hikes—although not as far or as fast quires a little thinking to choose the without falling down too. } 18 East Forty-first Street, Dr, Lewis as young men go. Water sports, es- right tools, but a lot of thick-necked To-day we don’t need a Hoover for oe Somes uD bis platform in two sen- pecially swimming, should be pro- epicures still eat with their hands. a food boss so much as a Chesterfield tences vided for the girls wherever possible. ead of their head, t svg \for-a\table administrator, With all “There should be wniversal com- And I see no reason why they should : puleory military training for girls, not de instructed in the use of small It wouldn't be such @ raw idea if the food shortage, table manners are just as much as for boys arms, the rifle and the revolver. In the walter served directions on nn Frond hope ae aa “The State needs citizen mothers England, especially since the war, to use the silverware as the first dinner table—only the problem's a even more than it needs citizen sol- rifle-clubs for women are becoming course of every meal, For the loteasier. For table manners can be diers and almost the same methods exceedingly popular. can be used for making both groups “The searching physical examina- strong, well trained and efficient.” tion given each registrant at such a “What I would like to see,” con- camp, and subsequent classes in per- tinued Dr. Lewis earnestly, “would be sonal hygiene and in child hygiene, sterling silver articles are still a raised at home! And we'd be a race” thrice daily puzzle for a lot of mil- of John Drews instead of swi lionaires. Which unveils the thought swallowers if table manners would.) that you have to be featured in Dun only begin where charity does. @ Federal law prescribing even as would be the most valuable features -— -- -————— = = Mittle as four months’ military train- of the whole arrangement. Thou- : 2 or. ? Why Cowboy Get Hair Cut, a for all young persons of either sex Sands and thousands of remediable ° f ween the ages of eighteen and defects were found and cured when ces St tener aaa Sort aa mee te @ O @lllnl o Show Refinement be consecutive, Quite as much probably there is an even larger num- Ibe i* WN ce oO fa OADWAY, Fred Lanhat over the cute little box office.” would be accomplished by ber of physical imperfections needing Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) Iby = ade sg tai er , sis ty it . " ° ° . . The Ringling Brothers Barnum ning, every summer, all oyer the attention among our young women. F Copyright, 192, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Worl was wailing for a dime mu. & Bailey Shows, Mr. ms bays intry, Plattsburgs for girls, Platts- “We do so much,” ' Been P seum all the time and didn't without smiling, have not hurt. the concl ry ¢ % Be errant ai (ue gece amin: tor Abs HEE eta | Mr. Jarr’s Friend Stryver Is Driven to Revolt Mr. Walker, by Unjust Force of Circumstance, sea Gare Peace te. ee ee een ahaas Lanham is the young man from Square Garden, he thinks, rs before manhood and woman- Nd of our schoo} children, but what and Automobile Prohibition Beco, Involved in a Wet vs. Dry Action Akran, ©, who took ovel Mam Dols State } each girl and boy could spend 40 we do for our youmg people on the ¢lamwwrnnnnnennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrnnnnnnnnnnnnanannnnnnnnnnit f nes in ry g } ilvers! tumnous Globe Cate at (7th ipht@ What, have. they gol’ down ponth annually. threshold of maturity? Searcely any- ¢¢ “OME around and look at my noon—and, anyway, he was broke and i Street a few days after Prohibition opinion the feature of the thie he word ‘military’ need not be ap- thing. Such training as I have sug- automobile,” seid Mr, Stry- had to go to work. si AYOR Cyrus Perkins Walker, ficer was knocked down four times d to the training; it might be called S@Sted has been applied successfully ver. “It's an advanced model ‘But now what happens?” Mr, of Delhi, is very angry over However, he succeeded in subduing fell and at the cost of a few dollars’ year is Zip the What Ia It. We had Stryver went on excitedly. “The f turned it into the first museum, sido “1P,'0,bere Uwe wea an ply ‘universal training,’ if tha, during the war period not only to with spectal built body. I have ét working man finds he is denied his what he terms “a trick to in- his man by offering to set ‘em up to nthe Curio is wo . how or dime show the Big Street Id win the acheme more friends, eM Dut to women at the Chey around here in the gurage getting the personal liberty, and he hus money JU" me In my raco for recelection” ginger gop. It developed Tater that HUM A) TT Aen, OM Awallower an uraniees, woman wig I would.have the camps in contro) Chase camp, at Long Island camps Sburetor adjusted. and no theadache Monday morning. which involved him in an embarras- the boys had been pestering Miss not only threads the needle.@ut sews, Mr. Jarr welked around to the so he realizes his wrongs. He asks sg: "| 2 © tury er - = an 3 e4 5 sing mix-up last night. He blames Chase and she was laying for them with her teeth, a tattooed lady, a rmy officers—with, of course, suit- “24 elsewhere. If the training were garage with his wealthy acquaint- himself why should he work and slave -'® Pp et Be y out this morning fight among the best theatres and human. ostrich, the thinnest man e matrons for each girls’ camp. ™&d¢ compulsory for ail, those who ance and found several mechanics simply to make money he cannot |! OM the anti-Walker Democrats, al- The Baxoo cas fine spirit of military discipline "ed {t most would be sure to receive Working on the new car. waste—and there you are!” though, so far ay anybody knows, with a long account of the affair, Me” ARB ONE oat tortie tat, Mr. Stryver got in the car and And as he gaid, “And there you only a few small boys were involved heading it, “Walker Rabuked ‘for the physical regime of military ‘And saan the Government jregped the electric starter. The are!” Mr. Stryver’ stepped on the jn) eying to eater Home Of Ann wien pps should be maintained,” be more than made up in the engine turned over with @ whirwing throttle by accident and his new aut- rs aaa nig ag 3 Do you mean that American giris (PCTet#ed Physical ability and sta- sound, but did not start. Again Mr. mobile, in which he was wittins, The Mayor, who is a kind-hearted Chase me mix-up hes set the ‘ bility of the milliong of women em- Stryver operated the self starter, and darted into action—now having @@80- man, was wa lewild ‘Whole town talking. 4 and should be treated exactly 1 vai inauetry and business, and yet aeuid. There was no respo y Yine—and bowled over Mr. Jarr and Query dleegisind slong Tene! he There is much indignatio American rookies?” 1 asked in the healthier mothers and healthier wle,costly high powered motor. the garage mechanic as it dashed into Avenue early last evening when he as 2 in many respects, yes," replied D1. babies of the future.” isn’t any gas in the tank!" the cried. the doorway and smashed the radi- came upon a small boy who was —— pas = doe Bd Lindht “[ know there is no gas in the tank!” ator. crying. “Sure, boss, there ain't no gas in Mr, Stryver jumped from the auto ‘ ° 4 e the tank,” replied one of the me- red in the face with anger. hat'a the matter, my litte lad? Do Yow @ chanics.” We must have used it all “What good is my liability and col- asked Mr. Walker, @ testing the carburetor, but your lision insurance?” he roared i “My mother’s im this house and Ixmoy ¢ By Marguerite orders was not to touch anything gives me no compensation for the ; ean't knock on the door hard else.” {ime my car is out of commission! enough to get ‘em to nit,” re- Copyright, 1920, by The Prem Publishing ( E , you see!” growled the ex- Well, this settles it! I'm going to © o Be ope! e- ou, by pi z HE world is divided between those who have sold themselves to the Then he whiapered. “That's what's can get booze in Bermuda and auto- The Mayer @uiled and, steppin 1, What bird of the ostric 1 making Bolshevism run rampant mobiles are prohibited there!” » _ pPing found im Australia? devil and those waiting until be offers a sufficiently high price a ftoyei Thats the spirit of suaietnt~s to the front door of the home of Ann '# found in Austral Almost any man is glad to have a dog or child about the house— that we meet with every- Eliza Chase, pounded on jt vigorous- What are the two bones of the he has only the fun of petting them while his wife does the work ‘Then he turned to the me- THE EVENING WORLD At that the boy's tears disnp- forearm called? whe chame and asked how much gas was ‘amily The One and Only Gorgeous Aggregation. most prominent hotels of New York, alive and Babe E |, who weighs 630 1 out where the lights shine brightest, Pounds at the age of twenty-two and 3. What ie the third mast of a mull 9: Y they make. 7 7 e he ran away shouti oe ae sp expects to grow up to be quite a gal, ym tosday. , OUIJA EDITOR ASKS ad ond be an ear ioutlns) a eee among the wisest Wisenheliners in att eon Tae at OF refinement,” Fred nce Prohibition is responsible for imcreased sugar cousumption, which _ The Mechanic soowled and told him. ms y P. hee 4 the world, the man from Ohio pitched Lanham said as he looked them over . pulling vavbrel “axice canta on the © Chane will ie oats 4. What Color of Ie ARECETUID BIR eae ne eee ane ee upponed: With a repair nce that eee |), ' turn is responsible for the threatened shortage, why shouldn't the price of the liquid because he dida't Will the New Woman Move- ’ off the least heat? ne ; Pv : World. “Observe that the thinnest Bi rest of us prohibit the Prohibitionists trom using any eugur at ail? like Mr. Stryver anyway. ment result in woman's earning Sal Meyer Syaionnies 97. wee coictt no, Wrote, the detective story ee eee enna esd the Man alive Is in evening dress. Ph . a A “Ign't it enough ¢o make a man $ the family living while th prise, stood stock s Suddenly the culled “The Leavenworth Case?" @ must be crazy,” sai the ‘gray ‘pate on ie HUaseenia ae he sirle of 1920 are wearing old-fashioned organdy and blue ribbons, but leave this country never to return if § Oye s4ynwy wal Onda the babe? ¢ door opened and a bucket of water 6. At what angle of clevation will Wisenheimers, passing the new front lecturer, ©, their behavior is still in accordance with the best (raditions of the he knew any place on earth he oF a cann) why, ) shoot furthest? id gri “Refinement everywhere. judge of Israel sa arate i bea ‘“untit he When E hired Texas Cooper of 10 er to fulfil a vow? Ath) Ord be ecep ne nul he Ranch to go on the door J insisted 1] was killed Puts up some of those side show can- that he get his hair cut. It broke his r? vases. Al Smith will order out the heart but he went through.” ae one eee cnt ginwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna Was dashed all over him, Then the he “had on earth?” snarled Alr. TRY THIS ON,-S door slammed. At that moment half y enough to make people believe a lie, but a female _ Stryver. “When I put through my a dozen boys appeared in the street 8 : : George Wash feet big deal 1 wasn't maced out of rificed Wh UK What famous Adini ) baby vamp. st " and r ri t the battle of Trafal imston couldn't make them believe she had a preferential engagement most of it, and yet the first deal I ~ : Re lint > mee wie happened at, she Bartle ol Paibes Weal uande acres If the best comes ta the best, and tu lunch with her own husband. put through wag simply piking. I tell 0 be DAMOE AAuEned t00. Me called which had a horn in the mid- the United States Supreme Court de Mayor was furious. “But | knew better than to put up eide: you, it is time we ®usiness men went Sam Dolliver’s way, the good, dle of hia f dship is like a wife; each stands the test of failure better than the on ‘strike. Well, they would have “What Co you mean by laughing — 10, What did the three jittle kittens canvases in Broadway,” red Lan oe f be Cate ought to be open as test of success. Prohibition, and I hope they are eat- ai ee Me Yo demanded of tone according to the Mothe han says, “and T knew better than to Ye well’ seahcoeca Attins of tye, real reason why Circe turned those men into swine was because she “Sto Jarr wondered what Prohibition bho. men Phy meet | what book Is the opera Powe. barker at the door, or spring Living Curio Palnes are the eames ew tired of entertaining persons more interested in their food than had to do with Mr, Stryver’s troubles Answers to Recent Questions. Free bath, eh, Mayor?” replied the 114 Traviata” taki # dallyhee between angwar eee ee adieeee ae 7S their howtess--acd ao married woman oha'biknos hart with his new automabile and his in- P. G. L., West Farme—My oulja fellaw, who proved to be Hopper jz, What length bouts are provided No, sir; says I to myself, ‘the par covered with a maple. flooriny come tax, so be mildly murmured: said; “Straw hats willbea la profiteer, King, an anti-Walker Democrat rin the will recently passed by the thing to do here is to give everything and topped with @ green velvet ear- docs a chicken cross (he roud? To show her new silk stookings, of “How #07” all right, but not if you wear last ‘ephis is a plot,” shouted the Mayor, Now Jersey Legislature? an air of refinement, and then charge Pet: ‘ . “course, stow sor’ repented Mr. Stryver. yeurs ons \ 0 ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S tanta OTE Hut nobody is thinking of the. bar. #4) “Why, look here! When the work- ANN W., Brooklyn—d asked my Just then Constable Pelee Brown them twenty-five cents,’ If 1 sald Certainly not Fred Lanham. s Presidential “pols” are talking their loudest, and cach parrot utter- ingman sould aot bis Sauer he could ouija Wwhettior the wearing of patches came along. The Mayor addressed QUESTIONS. ten cents’ to Broadway, Broadway “They roll up to the door in I ‘. a es : a spen e fe every would reduce the cost of elothes and him. 1, Peter; 2 Portland; 3, Oxalic: 4 would have q : ines,” the young boss of Broadway? ance amounts to just this: “Pretty Pol! Poll wants a cracker! Saturday night. ‘Then he'd have a it @aid: “Try, just for luck. Have g ee or Nevada: 6, Pumpkin ‘whell: 6, at, Would have sald "Nothing doing” 80 Mies showy aye, “and. step owe tah! bthess the Lord could have made a better alibi for Jersey husbands than 3!€K, headache over Sunday and be suit patched and presued and cleaner treat that man, Telec! Petersburg: 7, Britlwh; 8, Brazi! 9% @ sEaving d ¥- dress suite’ Few of them go 4 4 eager to go to work Monday in the at your tailor’s and then look at the The Constable flew at King and a Qyimet; 10 th to the inch: 1, Al. ve edpts, and rushing up with its without saying thank your the railroad etrike, but dowbtiows He never did. . hope he'd feel vetter along toward ill, Al's cheaper to buy @ new oge.” ght followed in wh! wey YH of dacors, 1% Weehipston. quarters Broadway almost knocked way was waiting for wa’