The evening world. Newspaper, April 15, 1920, Page 24

Going Up! This Room is sero beh SAY, 1 DONT WANT A STUFF UTTLE ROOM LIKE THIS — (1's DARK AS NIGHT — — About Plays and Players LL DE DUDLEY Boy ! stow THis LaDy To NO.12 3 WALK IN, WOMAN - Ante shee Soe canes See : es % %. PLAY called “The Broken Wing,” written by Paul Dick- <3, has been put in rehearsal the author, It deals with a story am aviator on the Mexican border. new play that is to have a ‘out soon is “The Doctor,” which ll be staged by David Belaseo upon return from Europe. In the cast ii be Charlotte Walker, Janet the author of two more ‘We are pleased to acknowledge th. receipt of a check for $10,000 for our Presidential campaign fund from Harry G. Scully of Perth Amiboy, President of the Grave Diggers’ Happy Hour Club. Mr. Scully insists that we incorporate in our platform the following planks: The spineless cactus who leans on one in the subway will get five years’ penal servitude. All popular song writers shall be deported instantly as a menace to the supremacy of the Limer- ickers. All Limerickers shall be given the privilege to diagorge their sonnets whenever they seo fit. These planks will go in and we stand ready to incorporate others at $3,338.33 each. Send yor stituents, and we'll fram that will be a wonder. We have received an application Gen. Mahogany Wood of Broo! lyn for the second place on Limerick ticket. “He says he is quainted with Col. Ura Clam, who will Jead the Dudley-For-President parade on April 31, and refers us to him for information ag to his qualificatio If Gen. Mahogany Wood can see his nd clear to send us a new suit of hes and some watermelon rind pickles we may consider his appli- cation favorably. To-day’s trick, limerick, friends, is 80 difficult of sotution that we have ttle hope that you will find the miss- word. However, if you do, send it in with $200 and some French ry and you may win. The rhyme: ¢|4 Hackensack girl, Myrtle Blake, By crowds who flock there to be thrilled, “They go out wrecks, et Cnr yon ne Dy this movie queen, », tell me who can stay serene 49 llaapamnan he pirte take notes on every wile, fry to imitate hor style, tm ae resounding all the iintocet ie ERY on reper vi reaaipadies gebyed per ‘When Norma kisses. an a LISTEN), SATHNEY Joseph f Srermgy sihaooea ft geal ca fete “funeral,” has offered to write bim a play. Mr. Kiaw mys be glad to consider @ farce from Baer pen as he is inclined t/ it would “knosk ‘em dead.” the |your duties thoroughly?” sho said, after “My Lady y Theatre this nas guests of Hugo S*Adam and Eva" will reach ite performance at the Longacre tre to-aright. Te ee ie mance 0: jo. or former “Florodora” 4 e bundred of Public Schoot 1 will aint Igland” to- | her, afternoon a 1920, by Tho Prom Publishing Co, z (Tee New York Brening World.) 1. What mythological creature Bad the body of a horse and the Wunk and head of a man? » 2 What substance in milk cuuses {& to coagulate? 3. On what continent’ are zebras found? 4, What is the spar on a ship @alied to which the jib is fastened? 5. What is the most famous paint- te ‘of Lecaardo @ Vinci? ‘ oe wrote the poem “Ma- We kt what) American port on the Pacific Coast did the Prince of Wales om his way to Australia? - Over what country formerty a ‘of Turkey was the United asked to assume a protecto- Lay down for a nap by a lake, A playful young turtle Took after poor Myrtle, And soon had the girl wide —., suggests that all players who have in bedroom farces form a chub. John Cumberland ought to be elected its President. It ts announced that New York and Brooklyn shop girls will be engaged for the choruses of the four “Irene” Companies that are to be sent out next Rubi J nee Loretta Graven won the ‘B Evelyn sere silver Pow botue, fas oe 1 rtin!, close seconds, received ee J. N-28te Chamberlain Brown, is ) heme Aim publi. cation and sak ‘studios. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Ed Iron of Wellsville got so mad at Mike Fallon Wednesday night bat Fallon punched his * nose, a while the Iron was hot, as it FOOLISHMENT. Joe and Jennie, cunning poir; Put some glue tn father’s hair; Father tried to rake his dome With his newest rubber comd. What he said on striking glue You can guess and I can, too. Were not Joe and Jennie cute? Bure they were, you poor galoott FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “How shall we get’ more cemetery room ?"" “That's a grave question.” ———— Slight Misunderstanding. ITH a view to letting nothing escape her vigilance, Mra. Mug- gins crogs-examined the pros- pecttye housemaid, cook and genoral) help all in one. “You are quite certain you know deciding to engage her. “You will an- swer the door to visitors, and wait at table, and” —— “Oh, yea, mum,” said Mary Jane, “I'm quite sure I will know how to go about them.” Mra, Muggins was on the point of turning away ‘when a thought struck and sho suddenly swung around to the girl. “Oh, by the way, do you know your way to announce?” “Well, mam,” replied Mary Jane, in- nocently, “I'm not sure about that, but I think 1 know my weight to @ pound or #o."——Rehoboth Herald. (na ee Revenge on the Landlady. HE beach was crowded with hap- T py holiday makers, and the min- strels were so funny that some of the roysterers almost smiled. “Un- cle Eben” came round with the in- evitable tambourine, leaving his com- panion alone in the field to tell stories about boarding house ladies, Suddenly the black gentleman in search of coppers had his tambourine by a stern looking woman, who calm- ty swept all the money into her ik. “There, you impudent cork-faced e cried, returning the tam- ‘Tell your funny friend who much about lundladies that I'm the one be forgot to pay the lust time he was here!"-—-London Answers. ——- 'Y- N Irish political candidate who PN felt sure that a’ certain elector ‘was against him was surprised to have that elector call and announce man ee can het enown: Rapaies yoo wrote the line “To err is Re to forgive divine?” ‘What Gothic Chief at one time captured Rome? a. Ate whom was the month of ly named? ISWERS TO ‘ YESTERDAY'S QUESTIONS. a pees: t that he would support him to the limit, “Whin the other day yo called at Place and stood by the pigsty and ed for half an hour, ye didn't budge me an inoh,” suid ‘his visitor. “But after ye'd gone away, I got to thinkin’ how ye reached yer hand over the rail and scratched the pig’s back ruthlessly snatched out of his hand| = e » ty Ry Rd the pleasure of le wp my mind that whin eaters je as that wi fellow crathure, I wasn't Ehoy to wote agin him,’ QUARRELING. AGAIN 2 FLOWERS ‘ARE ALL STO SMALL JOE’S CAR Coit, Pr Petey Co OMY. Remand Wh lyr PooR SIMP WHO Jus’ PASSED ME MusT BE. DEAF! HE'S GOT A TERRIBLE SQUEAK IN HIS ENGINE ~~ (LL WARN Him ABOUT rt FOLLOW ‘TH’ GREEN LINE QUARRELING Bot I'4 Nor = Hey Tere! ‘Gor AN AWFUL ‘SQUAWK IN YOUR. MOTOR! Y'BETTER LooK AFTER’ “THAT — ~-- AFRICA WAS REMARKABLE! ~ IT Was OURING A GER WUNT “RAT I WAS FIRST Bb eae TL Wes FUCsT “0 ENCOUNTER TH’ Losi E! 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