The evening world. Newspaper, April 1, 1920, Page 25

\ 1 Friend Husband, Take No'ice! * | APRIL 1, 1920 ni Training School All Your Own! This Will Solve the FRAINING School ‘bands! If not, why not? 9862 for Solving the Servant Prob- Jem, We used to hear about training » Then there “were no servants—and from various eduoational and uplift contres came the suggestion of training schools for might fast-vanishing arte of making pies and @ohools for servants. ‘wives, where they themselves in the turkeys. Somehow that made much of a hit—among wives, at least, Now comes the most revolutionary Plan of af, blandly insinuated into “an interview on the New Chivairy by Mary Fisher Torrance, writer, humorist, suffrage leade: When haven't @ maid, Mrs. Torrance says in effect, put your husband to work! If a husband must be handy about @e kitchen, surely the least we can @o ts to educate the poor man, open @ training school for him to attend @uring the days of his engagement land require a diploma to be presented when he makes his application for a Barnard = graduate. marriage license! “Any right-mindeq man,” Mrs, Tor ance points out, “who marries a col- Yege girl or a woman in @ons knows that she cannot enthuse over scouring the kitchen sink ™ore than he can, and that she can get no more inspiration than he can rom cleaning the gas range. Jest dirty, grubby, disagreeabie work, and when sometimes in these days of servant rebellion help cannot be pro- it behooves the ured at any price | Perplexing Servant’ Problem—Brings Joy to the Home. Copyright, 1920, by The Prese Publahing Co. (The New York Evening World.) for Hus-; and one-quarter hours, A tusband who is a quick worker could go over Suggestion | «tli dhe downstairs rooms with thé vacuum cleaner and the dust cloth, clean out the refrigerator, polish the stove and make his own twin bod, besides constructing a tasty break- | fast of bacon and egzs, corn-meal! muffins and coffee. He should serve breakfast at 7.80. ‘That will give him | tithe enoigh to clear the table and | wash the dishes. He should call up the grocer and} the butoher from the office and give | the daily orders. Of course it is more economical to do your marketing di- reotly, with a basket over your arm, but some allowances should be made for @ general houseworker who 4s also a business man, He must leave the office punctually at 5 and go straight home if he is to be in time to prepare dinner, But) why should he not go straight home? If the dinner-getting husband tires | perfect roasting idea never magazine and you he can start the roast to broil in the fireless cooker before leaving the house in the morning, .and find it! waiting, savory and hat, when he re- turns in the evening, x After dinner he merely has to wash the dishes, rinse teh dish towels, set | the table for breakfast, lay the fire | and perhaps put ome cereal for the morning meal in the fireless cooker. ‘Then there's nothing to do till to- morrow. On Sundgys the husband with a diploma from the domestic training school will clean the silver, polish the | hardwood floors, wash the windows, | put fresh flowers in the dining room, dust all the bed rooms, give the dog! a bath, scrub the kitchen wooawork, | do the week's mending, besides cook- ing the meals, Perfectly simpl ‘The Coroner's verdict may be, “Died of overwork and exhaustion.” But on his tombstone his widow will write, | “A very perfect, gentle Knight of thd the profes- “ny It is of the quick-brojting steak or chop, | ‘ * going to ait here and watch you strug- Inusband to pitch in and go 50—50 in getting the pesky little routine tasks out of the way. : “To me the highest cxpression of chivalry is a man's performance of the dull, disagreeable chores which every one of us wants to shirk but which he does to save a woman from doing them, The first hight we were without a maid, when [ stood up after dinner to wash the dishes, my hus- dand said: ‘You don't suppose T am New Chival ounce? gle through that mess? I guess that| %. What wi} be my job until a more capable} “"? dishwasher arrives. Like many this of Mrs. ‘Torrance 48 it goes. . ir wha helpful is good as far But does it go far enough? if one has such a handy thing about! priage open the house as a tame iusband, why| 8. From w stop with letting him clean the gas range and wash the dishes? What if he does: have to earn a living for the family? He leaves the! house, let us say, at 8.30, All that ia necessary is for him to set the old alarm clock for 4 A. M., daylight saving time, and he can get least four and one-quarter hours at housework before departing for his| office and still have fifteen minutes} 1. tm which to bathe, dress and eat) breakfast. ‘On Much may be accomplished in four Ra plan,| 6. 6, Which world? 7 In wh ® What p scent? AL 12. In wt Copyright, 1920, by ‘The (The New York Bveniug World.) 1, How many drams are in one 2, What is the present name of the ruling house of England? atomic weight? library in America? Who first used lightning rods? | paper made? Jare supposed to be of Mongolian de- i 10, Who carried the cross of Christ jafter he had fallen down? Who was the general in charze of the Prussian forces at Watorloo? in at} known as Sparticides? ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S Apples; 2, , 481 ft. ry. * De You || Know?! Press Publishing Co, metal has the greatest t city was the first public is the largest lake in the | at year was Brooklyn to the public nat material was the first eople of Northern Europe country are the radicals QUESTIONS. San Francisce Gulf of Me Baltimore , Sir Walter Fables for t By Marguerite Mooers Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New LADY Assistant District Attorney Has paused in the prosecution of OTHER To draw up « fifteen point indictment agai ‘To make a brief of fifteen reasons why their husbands dislike them And why married women fail. “Won't you"—comes « letter to me from “Indigna “Won't you print fifteen of the fifteen million reasons why wives dislike their | | HUSBANDS And why marsjed men ure flivvers? I myself can tell you at least 789,162 Without HALF trying.” very well—a woman dislikes her husband: 1, Because she never can TELL him anythin how to go tb Brooklyn, how to lead at “cataclysm”—he knows it ALL. 2. Because, although he is too lazy to get up wants to blow the roof off the dining room if breakfast doesn’t spirit itself to the table thirty seconds after he comes down- stairs. 8. Because he never says “I love you,” even if he means it. 4 Because he never does anything to-day which he can possibly put off till to-morrow—better alill, next week. 5. Because he says women are cats. 6. Because he is naive enough to take serio’ red-blooded fiction, professional baseball and professional ‘politicians, 1, Because he insists HE would have no troubl 8. Because his religion, his philosophy, his a soul are contained in one word of four letters—FOOD. 9. Because he thinks a house #uns itself. 10, Because he forgets to send his Panama to evening clothes to the tailor’s and then howls with rage when he wants to wear them aad they haven't been cleaned and pressed. n. even NOTICE them, ts on time for dinner, . Because his “moral standard” is too low, HIGH, . Because he tells too many naughty stories, tell any. hospitable, temperamental, jealous, extravagant, sus domestic, well dressed, éinotional, hospi clever, quiet ENOUGH, < ‘That's why husbands are failures, ‘That's why their wives dislike them Fer whenever his WIFE doesn't love Dr. Fell Always “there's a reason,” and she CAN tell it clever, Why, I've only just begun! of these reasons Because he criticises his wife's clothes, or because he doesn’t Because he seldom is on time for dinner, or because he ALWAYS . Because he is too masterful, jeslous, extr: Gocile, old fashioned, sporting, domestic, well dressed, emotional, quiet, ptible, docile, old fashioned, sporting, Marshall York Evening World.) erimin: nst wi als long enough | yes, | nt Wit @—never can tell him bridge, how to spell , when he is called, he usly moving pictures, je in keeping servants. rt and the joy of his the cleaner’s and his or because it is too or because he doesn't gant, susceptible, or not masterful, taible, temperamental, Wy 2 / ORKKIN A aabiaisiNeal WHY DON'T Yu LET THE QUIJA Eaans DISCOVER A FLAT For Nou, taeda OF READING THE ADS ? | ToLdD You SO! 1LL CALL. UP. THAT NUMBER Four Jolly IT'S Nor. iow York Eywning sty ts HE WOMAN WHO SOLD NE THE BOARD. SAID SHE DISCOVERED A HUSBAND THAT WA ppt DING BusTIT! THAT'S THE STATE NUT ASYLUM I mies Aue SCHMIOT "Wwanming HE Barnard girls are at it At what? Baseball again, practice, demonstrated Yesterday they could raise the elusive sphere over the fence with as much ease as they raised fonds for war drives, last few weeks they have been | content to boot the ball around | the college gym, but yesterday they gamboled about the green Whos PLA nOR Tipsy Dads shoe! Hie te | in the vicinity of Broadway and | 177th Street, Lithe of limb and | fleet of foot, they were! One of the pictures above shows two pretty members of the col- lege in action, Miss Eleanor, Tie- mann prefers catching the swift of Miss Schmidt, Miss Aldine Carter is at bat, and judging from the expression on Aldine’s pretty face, she is about to clear the bags with a mighty wallop, Aldine is captain the picture Miss Schmidt is putting a lot of stuff they | | Annie ones For the | In other on the ball, signailed for an outeurve and Annie can’t pitch curves, so will cross her with a sizzler right smack over the rubber, The third picture shows the aerial of Miss Lasley Frost, daughter of a col- lege professor Amberst, Mass., while reaching for a high one which the third basemen has winged over to cut off a runner sliding for the initial sack, All the girls are running true to form and the pitchers have ex- cellent control, 'tis said. Miss Tiemann has demonstration of Barnard College Girls in Action ee | A Jonah Thought. WN. LEONARD WOOD said a | bocket, | a dinner in Washington: was a place, a grimly merry place, long at the front, Dut I was long he ‘enough to see that. "TE remember 4 motto that scrawled over the entrance of a very wish to take his dangerously situated dugout When you're | Jonah. He eame ‘Washington Star. front down, out aul tee ‘ * mIRC ERGIT MeACrMace entrenchment and iaunched « polson| | gas attack ' Ray, lady," he sxid, “three of ———ee | thoge pel ee is bad.” and he pre ented three dubigus looking coppers | | from a supply he kept in his hip obtained trom frh is in the flot machine business, 1 | Mrs, Jarra merry aid of the allies, fi I wasn't | imitation lead pencil and turned ‘to It By Maurice Ketten I saw waids think ¢ right.’ Y, APRIL 1, 1020. ; ‘They Kissed the Same Babies: | While Campaigning for Vo bo Pout Does * ‘Lady Cynthia Curzon and Oswald Besley, M. Por . Now Engaged to Be Married. | re amSeoe Ane Cream Copyright, 1920, Publishing Co. (The New Yor World.) VER 90 many lovers have kissed E the same thibies—AFTER they were married, But here's a romance in which kis#- ing the same babies constituted the most important incident of the firat chapter instead of the last! For the love story of Lady Cynthia Curaon and Capt. Oswald Besley, M P., whose engagement has just been announeed In London, began when the second daughter of Lord Curgon of Kedleston and the Member of Phr+ The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardelt Copwright, 1920, by The Prew f' ing Co, (the New’ Yurk Kventigg World) 66 Mament and heir to hie father'@® netey were both campaighl Lady Astor, the first. woman i elected to Parliament. ~ An everybody knows, baby is oné of the most Important of an English election. By the’ ber, length and intensity of the bestowed on the Infant so daughters of the free and ind BKoglish voters; many a © snatebed victory out of the defeat. 2 Yet thers is a limit to the tory powers of any one man, prospective Mémiber of hee—of, In this case SEL of the baby kissing by. prox Among the earnest and kissers who worked for Lady @& in her constituency of Plymouth the lovely young Lady Cynthia, naturally took a keen interest A former Nannie Langhorne since Lady Cynthia's own | was an American, born Mary tol = 2LN9 B transfers ain't no good n dis line, lady," sald the street car conductor, regard- ing the Wansfers that Mrs. Jarr ten- dered, “I can't take dem “I'm not concerned whether you! ef Chicago, ¢ take them or not,” said Mrs, Jarry, Entered for the osculatory a with that air of aloof courtesy that the same campaign was Capt, H marked her intercourse with the i Resley, the youngest nrembor | House of Commons and ‘an masses, even since they have become young person.who in sald to beli@¥e im | the moneyed clusses, and she passed on into the street car, bearing with, “scrapping” all England's gtd her Master Willle Jarr, | Even in populous Plymouth he's But the conductor had long 480) ply of bables is not unlimited. wiven up the ght, His crogstow® urally enough, Lady Cynthia aad Gee line was patronized inainly by ag-|wald Besley not only kissed b ‘es gressive women dn bargains bent.! they kissed the SAME babjes! be “Didn't youse read un the transfer} sume pale, perhaps grimy, little dey ain't no good on dis line? Youse! was pressed tenderly by the-d 4 will have to come acrows wid de fures,|of the former Viceroy of India and | | lady.” |by the youthful M. P. ‘The babies of | '“T shall do nothing of the kind,"|the ply i Jae ttnte “te the trang. (the Plymouth electors yrteonagi ," | ot oud on this line they! Played the role of the rose in the | Besides, 1 have no A cupper-looking man sitting extended a gloved hand holdi | pretty-pretty romance — the " Pese, ” nee, “| which the heroine lifts gently to her | a é “4 dime toward the conductor, “it the; '*Y Nps and then drdps where Siig lady will permit me," said the dapper! hero will be sure to find it and Ife i, 4 inaividual, “I will pay her tare and! in turn, to HIS Ups, Uiat of the little boy." { Je or ‘ - ‘ Mrs, Jarr gave the dapper man algae be ip bef that the Kise@eetaay glance of cold hauteur and then ele work well in Plymouthy (Rca Cucned om him, | Lady Nancy Astor won her seat Among the strange and varied co! lection Of awjeete in mil bag was one of those le female sex is never without e pencils are of about the thickness of | Now we know that the infant tramse — | mitters of osculation wore algo theme | ,| Cushly effective, From kissing the 7 ame babies, Lady Cynthia and Capt 7 }a@ straw, with a little metal cap and) Oswald proceeded to Kisoingehy | Ting at! one end. to wich, flowy | well, anyhow, their engagem ; assel has at sume time bee emt ted. | been formally announced and | Mrs. Jarr regarded the pencil in-| present and future kisses are thelt tently. She seemed surprised, beaven | own affair ‘ a only Knows way, that 1 had no pant) yy “It this pencil was sharpened, I'd|, NOW that large numbers of Ammete lican wonen are about to make: | debut in po! will bayer! |vecome one of onr* popular | pastimes, and will politieal ro re m political oseulation? ee THE EVENING WORLD OUIJA EDITOR. ASKS oe Who Will Start a Fund for the Pitiful Landlords? your number and report ked to the now utterly subdued condi | "What tor?’ | plaintively. “When a g | man, and e Kuy to be give pence in coppers, When he already las 300 of dem, and de company don’t allow him to turn dem in and then a ts to be knocked to de company and lose h b, Just when a uy as been id off for ten days, when he got| | complained on by odder ladies! j | ‘Then a bright tdea occurred to him He advanced one more upon the foe's nductor 8 a gentl ten MW lurking behind | “IT beg your pardon," Some of the a Ouija question, the dapper man 8 newspaper wers to yest When Can We Ti said Mrs, Jarr sweetly, “have you a| Of Que Winter Heavies?” . penkmite to si Wa iad pened? 4] Wil B. Je-When the Hycomtag mpertinent feltow's|mer underwear goes down, number.” | Isabelle, Flatbush—-My Ouija But the conductor fled to the rear|that this warm weather ta platform, utterly disorganized, and for| bglated Jant #ix blocks he would not stop’ the car! will haves | for anybody | weather throughout May; ° * ’