The evening world. Newspaper, March 15, 1920, Page 17

By Marguerite Mooers Marshall) Maxims of a Modern Maid 2 Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Fyening World). ee] CARB not," said the Cynical Wife, “who writes my love letters, be @o long as my husband writes my checks.” The gods sent romantic love to plague the heart of the world. ‘Then they relented and bestowed the gift of ironic laughter. ®\May the money a young man spends courting a rich girl, who turns & Bim down, be listed as “business logses” on his income tax return?” | ‘Awful thought for to-day: you may receive a postcard from some » happy creature in a bathing suit at Palm Beach, | MThe college widow gets her name because she makes every young man {i_of her acquaintance an A, B.—Bachelor of Adoration. © The woman who believes everything her husband tells her is either | wupremely simple—or supremely wise. | | WWhen a woman thinks she is too old for love affairs she begins to take | ‘absorbing interest in civic affairs. If you will live with the asspmption that the worst possible thing @lways happens you will be due for a few happy surprises, Add life's little ironies: the belief of almost any impeccable wife that she COULD be a Diana de Poitiers if she only would! Add life's little ironies: the conviction of almost any staid husband that he COULD put Don Juan in the piker class if he only would! ©The only creature more sentimental than a girl of sixteen is a mul- | tiple divoreee of forty-aix By Bide Dudley. Gooyrizht, 1920. by The Prom Publishing Co. (The New York Byening World). She Strongly Suspects One of the Cafe’s Victims of Dodging His Income Tax 68 CRAY,” said Lucile, the Waitress, | winner of the silver cup in the dippy as the Friendly Patron ex- | dialogue contest, amined his oyster stew in| “Did he leave you the dime?” asked he hope of finding an oyster, “this| the Friendly Patron, ‘ome tax thing is creating quite a| “He did not,” replied Lucile. fmrroar, ain't it” jnot only that, but “It is, indeed,” he replied |tumps of this so-c “It’s all the victims in there talk | Pocket about nowadays,” she went on. ‘“Do- | I've got a notion to hunt up the in- @ay, when I glide up to a fellow to|come tax and tell ‘em to adi ony duty, he gives me a dreamy |watoh that g If they don't, they'll tgok and says: ‘I got four children, |be finding the Government owes him That means $800 exemptation for|Money. Oh, he sure was a habeas me’ I'm astounded. What do Icare Corpus, or whatever lawyers call bout his children? So I just say: | 4 dead beat.” “‘It ought to give you a jolt in| se bank account.’ He comes to with | [ @ start. | “‘Lwas merely figgering on my in- | oume ttax. Every child cuts down! ‘the total,’ he says. | ‘and George Washington cut down | m’ cherry tree,’ I says. You see, I'm! “And he dumped six alled sugar in his and walked away with them. hustlers — Talks on Health and Beauty — fd says ‘Beans’ and away I go, tippy- | too to the kitchie-kitch. When I} came back he's dreaming again. +™T got $2,000 for being married,’ he mumbles. (Tue New York Evering World) Keeping the Figure Normal—I, Lucile the Waitress | The Day of Rest Copyright 1920, by The Prone Pritishing Oo, (The New York Evening Wort) By Maurice Ketten lA PIPE DO SONE WASHING .WE CAN'T GET A LAUNDRESS . I'LL BETHROUGH l— PLUGGING be G Vc BE WITH You SON, |-HAVE To Do Sone DAUBING CAN'T GET A HELLO Boss VM FIXING A LOCK . CAN'T Ger A LoctcsnitH No, | HAVE TO PuT UPA oud BE WORTH SOMETHING AT HALF THIS HARD JOHN. MONDAY, MA RCH 15, Should Women Do the Proposing?. Church Debaters Answer “‘Yes;”’ Don’t Ask Until Sure of Swain Two Brooklyn Churches Argue For and Against—The HOULID women propose? Hav- | ing given them the vote and everything else that they want, shall we grant them the right to select | We look forward soon to seeing Regi- |nald coyty blushing as Geraldine \pours forth her ardent entreaty of marriage? “Yes!” says the Kings Highway Congregational Churoh of Flatbush, | Brooklyn, “No!” saya Ocean Avenue Congre- gational Church of the sane “bush” {and borough | And the “yes aide” put it all over the “no side” and won at a recent de- bate. So staid little Brooklyn, the City of | | Churches, will go down as the first to give woman her jast right! these two churches alone share all the credit, for while the men of their cubs actually did the debating, the Al! Souls Church, the Matbush Con- gregational Chureh aud the Duteh | Reformed Church were present at the |all-stirring debate. Wives, sweet- hearts and daughters, to say fothing of husbands, lovers and sons, turned out in hordes to hear the subject |thrashed through from beginning to end. The Messrs Hartsook of th ‘Gilbert, Roberts and Men's League of the The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell. Copyright, 1020, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (Tae New York Evening World). JARR had been speaking about things in general, but he Nothing is the {replied Mrs, Jarr, absently. | Mr. Jarr was perturbed Jarr heard anything? Had any letter matter with me,” | their sparring partner for life? Shall) Nor do! Had Mrs. | | Only Unmarried Debater Believes There Would Be Fegeaz Divorces if Women Proposed. By Fay Stevenson Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Bvening World.) 4 Kings Highway —Congregatigpa Church were for the affirmative, end Messrs, Webster, Minchin and Whitety | of the Ocean Avenue Congregatidnal Church Men's Ciub for the Messrs, Gunnison, Wark and were the judges: “I suppose the affirmative site fiat quite a battle with the negatives? 2 sald to Willis Hawley, Chatrmam of the committee. “They did,” laughed Mr, HawWieg, “because Brooklyn is a pretty @pm | servative old town, but before the affirmative side got through ey even had the ministers on their sl@&"* “No wonder,” I snapped, takinged- | vantage of Mr. Hawley. “Ifthe women ever do the proposing “the ministers will do a far better business than they ever did before. Women make up their minds quicker tham men and it will not take then ad long to ‘pop’ the question as er tant” “AU of the men are married exene Mr. Roberts, who was on the af tive aide,” said Mr. Hawley and: a? that I hastily sought out Mr, Roberts, not with the intention of “poppliig? any question other than those which might be of interest to women.in general. “Certainly women @hould propoger* gvod-naturediy declared Mr. Roberts “We give them the right to votes give them the same privileges in business as men, we even allow tiiém t hold a strap upon thetr retucs from work and if a man can beatae woman to the strap we let het’ @o without any. We have given hep afl the rights of men, now why not.Jet her propose? — “Personally, I believe there wou? be fewer divorces if women did the always gruff with guys who try to > CAN'T GETA rin OFFICE IF e Baitoad that Mrs. parr was proposing.” ontisuet Mr. Robert side-track the main tissue in here. By P i silent. “What's the matter wi “Women seem ve more ntustbo ade nog sear rebcambiarlse ceen y Pauline Furlong. LUMBER ‘OU WORKED you?" he asked finally | along that }ine.” Gotta be, to save | conrraht, isp tes had shes SARL “Anyway, a wife couldn't fe wbout ail the men she MIGHT ey married,” said 1. a ‘Tixactly,” laughed Mr. Robgrtg } PADIERS who are undecided just that might be misconstrued to make | “and she couldn't blame her huspan@ “* Whi the idea” I says ‘Did what special exercises to prac- trouble fallen inadvertently into her] i¢ she didn't ike the way he! con \ ur wife's folks give her a dowdry? » to reduce or develop cer-| hands? | ducted his Business, came late fob ye “No, he says. ‘That's exempta- tain parts of the | dt would not be fair to say whether | dinner or remained at ithe club. Aa tden. And [ took off all my tips a body are invited to jor not Mr, Jarr had recently done | the husband would have to say tmsiness expense. Now, for insta write me and I anything wrong. If he had, he at! +weil, you picked me out, dear, jg {fT gave you a dollar tip last year it | shall endeavor to Heast felt pretty sufe in taking the |gilence would reign surpeme.” 3 | could haye come off | answer through my stand that Mrs, Jarr hadn't found it! phen you don’t believe in thedbak ="‘You ought to come off, I says columns as space out, So, noting she was still silent,| ne, caveman atuff?” I asked. Te "You never gave me a dollar tip. If permits he simply gave © snort of indignant | don't agree with the policy of ‘get ‘ ou put that in your tax paper you're T receive at injury and said: young, treat ‘em rough and tell uilty of treason.’ mane slat Aer ‘Oh, very well, then, if that's the! nothing? * , “‘Say, listen, lady says, ‘nny readers asking me| ete |way you're going to act!" and watked| «xo, indeed. I believe that wounn @atement has gone in, I'm just a POREMR, to outline a” tuil| out of the room and out of the door! hay come into her own, that she @ Shinking. it over, You don't flager 40) oorye in reducing or developing in at |The Sum and Substance of eran |and down to business without kissing | not quperior to man, but just quale ¥ ior ama, uel Betsonal letters and L-want to amar impses Newest Notes in |} rm. sare rooay. go meer ee $0 ne ary t that T smile, "No,’ 1 eald, but) these readers that this is not possible til Risids of Science i bi ae Home all iN Soot tins euch ae picking out her own maté Jove to tigger in your next ¢ Sie gahgetettalaal ‘ Po a Ids SCIENCE [fj ana tet himself in quietly and sat ; / i at Vitpeaca heiegioe aomriEre for the Fy Feasony outlined in my Into New York Shops e anda or. eOwA Ih. the Franti ce cok ihe [TURE Anon gs ote srw ba, oh 5 LYS last article. Either course is entirely : knows what she wants and she o' for dime, il e reduce } 0 " _ * i, 7 ye} >| = m J Sut iT 0 ie ee for a dime, It will help reduce) tog tensethy and every woman's body |¢ mm New vot Bale Woe By Sophie Irene Loeb. | A subterranean river in the Philip shal ; 3 us ee bh pi diceliede at to have the right to aay #0, be ‘total ; » entirely different that it natu OW is t tans teail the Copyright By The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Byening Word. ines is navigable by small bouts for oe ba A id inj dyn nae ae “Of course the negative said t! @ Satter. fouk ‘out, friend; says, |) Si y e a e wocnnnlind lan fron ita chow ywetween and the news of the da Better louk cu ten YS ally requires a hole series Pape sith ey wuswer to several requests of E Why 1s this? two and m mits mouth, | between thin an news nelGRY: | oe chectai eit Womkn ion a eaten ‘or you'll bankrupt this nation. Jal arigiey to ; cut goods departments of the passing through several large, stal What in © women, any den the be wi ; § nae) shops. Tables piled high with ning World readers as to an opin-, Because either one sooner or later AChte hun caverns way?" he sald ge! iy to himaelt, “| {at If sho proposed she would lowep with the bear AEN Re ae peatag he 1 um ting letters} ana sre prominent, In the dress ion of the Ruth Randall case it realizes the situation in connection haven't done a thing except work like | herself in man's estimation. They 4 Sat Ht, nei # ah from s outlinir zoud etions real bargains to | Would seem to me that the whole mat-| With the world at large, ‘Though they | AM inventor has equipped the hack |IMAven dane a thing eacobk Work Uke) vo asad how a father would! 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JFiaeahit ing be And all the thar jot Is a a Lemme tell you something—1 Ve} article sive blouse will be fashioned from the | And the lesson to be learned Is sim) oval though secretly, resents and | (lier sin Pidnere eed fo ne con t nobody speaks to me in my own |# Man, bewwing for his hand in mare yeu 20 cents to eat this junk forme, | ‘Phe most difficult. probler 4, | SK remnants secured by the discern- | PIY another instance of the usual end) sorrows over the disapproval of her | Yenlence ef one-armed pi house!””—the fact that Master Willie | "age ; "eewhy,’ I ask, ‘docs the food give te me in hating stent Went | ing shopper at one of these tables, | of the man or women who insists on| sisters ccording to an Malian scientist |Jarr was tugging at the papers ask-| “And thero i# the awful thoughy y! I ask, ‘does th sive! contronts me in hanc yut Women Metteaiase | Differences creep up between the A a an oe anita ; Fe siantinn: sides an Roemer yeu the exemptations?” their great desire fo: ste Some sho jo pot cari o! 7 i 4 and ther party realizes until it HO Ns Chum ned: 4 sO! ~|ing to see the “funnies the back | ie “Well, sir, he shut up like | x uaa Some shops do vot carry @ yard of) ephis woman believed in “free los too late that it is th Py Ske destruct « Suicides occur be- | page and wanting to know if he could | stand that?” [ asked ; n cup Whe | uousn vation and | dress is in next season, be-/ the most fateful failacy, built only on| their iiegal relationship that causes | (Wer! ue fifteen and twenty (eee aan The movies la iar Hut a woman wouldn't propomg jawa on a hunk of naw gum, and! ti. meas ae cause they have no storage fac Pe chaLnaiaal the asaaced x than at any other period of life jena she were eure of the TaAglt soon out he leaving me t Slee and) ix p duvoterthain monae |” : {you want to benetit b: altering this view H . r myetty soon » ous fat in ah Hes! in| tles and prefer to devote their spa If you don’t believe it, show leahap an The aaa tun ann A new microphone to collect sound, ‘Why, when did you come home?” | declared = Mr berts. “And she this manner usually returns just as!to movirfg stocks, Hence winter fab-| any “common, ordinary, everyda | must grotect + lara ek Foue and convey them to the ears of partly | asked Mrs. Jarr, bearing the volces| wouldn't get on her knees, trust dar ckly, providing, of course, the pa {rice are sa be ne eit Is Price one- | couple who have gone forth on this | actions faa ae at inviatple Wire lor the children and looking in \for that! She would simply realize [er ar ee le cia lee ees eae | ecto nee ake eee iaea p ca y and ““ived happy ever after.”'| 0. 22° any two moons to live ie, [Under ® man's necktie What do you care when | come in |"Phis is THE man, she always docs ple ruined p speedy re- | Stunces, It can't be done. The many expo-| caliy, ir they want exch other mudty —_—_ > f if Lever come in?” asked Mr. Jarr she always will, Sometimes) ® duction cx nd per ‘To wear with the tashionable low | nents of this destroying doctrine will| enough, the right way, the hono morusely n realizes, too, proposes and We | sistent method which }shoes there are the nice, warm] Point to two or three shining ex- way can ibe hove 1 My gracious! What the it a happy marriage, but too oftea as Rew ei wade Wend) | manent and wiways tures, among which the browns are| Mary Wolstonecraft or Sarah Bern- ‘und when. people, waive | [| omer 10a, 69 "e pea phi aoe llilindy in-wutgrian. Anviilne wecel in ee Ohh eacme At Sareea : ‘ ; ‘ me to @ prominent. Por women these are $1 but themselves, Nemes ; ||| | wrong at the office’ modesty forbids, he accepta anvelap 1. Who was the father of the go¢ pi ee ‘i . pair and the man can get a nice never take into vonsiderat DEAR NEIGHBORS: 1 want to Aw ave me ulone!” snapped |and they don't live happily ever in Scandinavian mytholo: Gani eo iesionie ax pair for $1.2 ihe dindemental task a ut say to you that the cause off | Mr. Jarr You know what's the ; wire: ply tines : Ksome and he fundamental fac ose Mr : ave more Daaer 3. Which political party known | the sta wally and Atraw for Southern wear are | Stellar lights had something else is unrest to-day is the great number sire pine 7 is an old | marriages? Give women the right te ag the G, OP. rb at y Na org | creatures | yeing displayed, which indicates that| give the world besides this theory went throw of errors in this world coming to] | pear,” suid Mra. Je ut {'m sitre | propose and I hellove we hall.” Reyes 9 OE INE ORES © consider exercises and | the straw hat will again take Its place! ‘They cannot be reckoned in thei! t a Ma heart f huwoand in ||[the surfuce, It is bard to believel| | that Ui not going to quarrel Will |” Jy this true? I wonder! brand ne rape Mont ib sc epsie bay Inatead of the fabrio hat, whieh really | S8me class with average humans love with another that we have lived formerly in ani vin y waniaet fou iuesk (to nie! aed 4, In what country did the Montes-| tnethods of livin in ary eae a between-season head-| Had they been everyday peop! And yet she deliberately took a man ||lage of wrong thinking, but such|] this morning?” asked Mr, Jarr, ‘THE EVENING WORLD feri system of education originate? | part of the daily routine of life—just | pear bans are again prominent. | to-day, in plain parlance away Wife and children, re Rise , | AVG Kate ipeaie tr vol ‘What was the name of the bu 3 i# the bat In major shapes hav } ; i . aliaing fully just what that wife would | || vs to be the case, for we now uvoN aie ne Y haa’ tn ane vou) be J couldn't get away with it a | You ‘did QUIJA EDITOR A in Oliver Twist? brims that roll abruptly away trom | ee tae asate we are born into | *ufeF when the truth was known to Jiuave Prohibition and things whieh|| | what wan the matter with you, and s “ the face. Sometimes this only ie pace bagel 0 | her, r ‘ ‘ou said ‘Nothing, " replied Mr, Jarr an Der amelie Sm ueene play across the front and then it may be|a world in which decrees and doc- | Her punishment came certain and |||Would never have been taken) ] Yel) Sill IvOtOtte rete one ihal, | ANIA nnn used? all around the brim, |trines have already been mi They ng befol the fat ul tragedy jseriously twenty years ago. Thisl}|ter, What should [ have said Are Collepe Undergraduates | Wiser. ‘What iacthe ‘ame of vhe boat! ate Routh Bath: “Biennale are. rred by | Were made in generations befor ie noted tave tat {fis not a comment on the affair Do you mean to tell me there was for Not Having Ki 8 What is the machine called in. th me fabrics uctive |they are here, right or wrong, and if “ rata root it out, and that]} | merne " n e ey are here, ‘ . ase we 11 i out, anc me or wouldn't speak to me svbich separat cotton seed trom woman should not haye | putt and are ment | you don't agree with them, the thing No love mal WE Hive) dane diacaterall bad’ @ headache,” sald Mre, TRY THISON mor seven hours’ sleep, Ww They have the cord and tassels and ni enoush to wi Wis \ YouR wee fife 59 to do is to change them. Bhi i rei se Jar a nae ' the t should have at least nine | sell at $5.25, : vite eriticiam of the | [the disease, and are now destroy-| Atte Soper V7 larepe rere hey a A) What country are most of the | 4. ufternoon naps when us Y t place | But the persons who try to disobey jewingly and wi Ratt wehe, and int rning Ov”) % eniatna hit 5 t Vmust W id] Bloomers hi prominent place | 4), ue an ca an eae Tia n such & Ge pie Tare a fay \ YH 0. W 1 ite of v 1] in present-« 6 and the new | the law of the land in which th The dive ease, han the] “You mist Fe ; NS howeve i : f ndid for| ones sre uctive, They are| elect to live cannot ever hope to con t man ev he woman | [\follo rm Anger, Hatred innit Hi Jarr. “And then 1, Wi xation | jor henwus i Lotion (of bright colored Jersey silk with an| tinue in that disregard without event é enough to demand of bit 4 Pe Ma ER ie pathy i pres cane sen < de entirely | of the art and blood a 1 pleated frill of satén In a] yay feeling some way, somehow, | that he sunct tre tay aman eek Mal W 1 RB Venge, Spite you walk i : a CH i puss > fin i ¢ ting color, 1 th fd y and|}/Venom and last, but not least,|}) ¥ithot mS Ir x won ard vale sant: ahi Pa tng color that they don't belong and becoming | 2 nd sats but not least} O vord, and you a ana | MUher en the crasenk § ard tite inate MUO A CYEEY, Among the suggemed gifts for utterly discontented with themselves | °"% skes in ma poset RED tind , A sushamed OF articles be back to 5 and 10c. 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