The evening world. Newspaper, March 6, 1920, Page 10

piiand oss fm “The Rise of Silas Lap! a which he appeared Garrick TT SLT EWUMIN. SCC COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, MARCH 6, , | send, MacKeliar, ward Arnold and Sidney take Max Mitzel’s role. HACKETT WILL TOUR. i James K. Hackett is golug on tour! SMOKE UP! When troubles seck you, listen, weg | Just light a good cigar; ‘The chances are in smoke they'll end—| * Just light a good cigar. H day. t Smoke up, and work will be as play, | And slip me one of the cigars, WEIRD MITTENS. jediy he gazed ‘t in the car while he tried to Suddenly he real- across from him, "wrong, ladies a ” replied with another te, “omly Sn never be ‘able to tens." Jooked down. He was trying to on a pair of black cotton socks. MEIR WIT IRKED HIM. mail clerk, @ young woman. over a freshly received ‘of letters at the Hotel Ma- she came to Jest nite nor, eile, id dl <4 ts t 4 j it ilet "1 i trSt ib; ge: it al I i < Be 5 West Hoboken, N. Bibeet Plavs and Players | Terry MoGovern were actors. | “Here's a letter for a Mr. Poison.” ‘Isn't that a killing name? “I presume,” said Copeland Town- “that when he leaves we'll have to get him out of the house with a stomach pump.” “You probably won't like him, Mr. *d ventured. a “Why—do you know him?” was asked. “No, but Poison never agrees with anybody,” said the boy as he ducked for the bench. Just then a tall, stern-jooking man, who had been near up. “I'll take that letter, if you lense,” he said. “1 Mr. Poison.” | It broke up party. MOBBING THEDA. . It took nine policemen te open a way for her auto to move off. Re- minds us of the good old days when John L. Sullivan, Jim Corbett and i CONGRATULATIONS, JULIUS! | Jultus Krigsman of No. 215 Throop Avenue, Brooklyn, has svlved our limerick puzzle of Wednesday. Here's | his solution: j The theft of a pie he confessed One day in @ town in the Wes? A cop said: “Me hearty, Yer such an old smarty, \PU just place you under lock and key.” “APHRODITE” LEAVES SOON. | “Aphrodite” is to be presented at) the Century Theatre but four weeks | more. Comstock & Gest have ar-| ranged to keep the big show where it ig unt April & although Morris} Gest’s lease on the Century will ex- | pire March 13 and the house will pass into the control of the Messrs. | Shubert. No attraction has been an- | nounced for the Century after) April 3. Gossip. “Greenfields” will be played at the Jewish Art Theatre about April 1. | Abraham Levy has placed the! Stuart Sisters of “The Little Whop- | per” under a long-term contract. | Bill Quaid is thinking of discon. | tinuing his restaurant at Proctor’s Fifth Avenue Theatre. He didn't, know actors eat > ag | 8. The Morrisan! A. character of fete aeece oske in “Fiagee Dawe” at scene in apPpy al the Hippodrome. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Ryan—Lew Fields played it. R. S.—Write some film magazine. NUTT A SONG-WRITER Jeff Nutt has written a song. He calls it: “He Kissed the Maiden's Tears Away; Likewise a Lot of Paint.” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The Welisville Optic is complaining because the people of Wellsville do so | much complaining. i FOOLISHMENT. | Johnny ate some pie one day, | Got some on his ear, they say. \" am now @ pic-on-ear.” | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “I'm going to give up cigars.” “Good! I've never seen you give up one yet” HEY? ARTIST? —"SCREEN !!" the stage he will be called J. Conway Arthur. i Just to tickle John Barrymore and Arthur Hopkins, the | Richard IIL. K AT INKA MY LESSONS, Mom !— WHar ‘s THe IDEA -: J Have TT" Do someTHiN? Now - GAT THIS Fee, DING ONIONS { I'm ‘Aways ONION — I Tau 4 le Your Poor So I can yeu wheres | Teena owed | Livre Brother? j Me ISN THE DARW & ° Him on THe er a oe oe “MR. STEW PIDD"= HE PRoPoseD “O OUR" LOTTA” AN’ OveS - BUT HE L_ “TLD HER HE'D SEEN You SEVERAL “Timed OF A FLITTER = We RE “HAVE A @ON- IN-LAW * aT LAST? Sue TELL HIM Te See ME ( HE LoveD HER { DUST THE Same! RUSTY AND BUB here ~ JOE’S CAR Coote, Prem Ping Ca OMT. Kming Wel MR. JINKS TALKING -—YEs -- sffu RECALL aT T SAID ID LET YOU SELL ME ONE OF YOUR “TNKLE “TOURING” CARS? WELL, HERE I AM~~ AND WHEN CAN You DELWER tT? LETS SEE NoW- CaAsEY witt PROBABLY PAY ME FOR “TH'cAR IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, AN' IF ITORDER A NEW ONE Now Vit GET (1 ABOUT “TH’ TIME I HAVE: “THAT DouGH! iy ‘iii OH ~ ABOUT “TH'MIDDLE OF AUGUST -- IF \ NOTHIN’ HAPPENS ! ) LOU S HARRY SAYS JACK 1S THE KIND OF FELLOW WHO PATS YOu ON THE BACK BEFORE YOUR. FACE — AND WITS YOU \M WE Eve BENIN YOUR BACK $—FUNNY RO Wess Carre Teo) GOOD NIGHTS WOMEN ARE A ag ayn % Te Co TN, OU MEH ARE ALWAYS “WUGGING" SOME DELUSIONS