The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1920, Page 20

By BIDE SN KELLWR, appearing in Vaudeville at the Palace, has | arrasged to bdcomo ac srith jazz music through the | of Sophie Tucker. Though she} @eaf and blind, Mivs Keller will the words of Miss Tucker's by placing the fingers of ove over the singers lips. She will the music by resting the other on the piano and getting the Thus she will mies only Tucker wigsie, and that, of | 48 more of an embellishment NELLIE REVELL IMPROVING. iv R ent’s Hospital suffering with spinal |“ # - trouble, writes us sho is improving. fome time to come.” Nellic is an expert in tho use of — Sutoobile slang. She used to own |! | (& four-wheeze fivver. , HERE'S SOME NEWS. From a Chicago despatch in a New ore Sunday newspaper we glean the astonishing news: orrow, likewise, will mark the sy al of ‘Sometime’ at the Stude- ir. The play is sponsored by Ed- Ward H. Sothern and Julia Marlowe. 7 the menurbers of the cast are johnson Young, Rudolf Friml, Tinney, comedian; Carolina Le White, Mildred La Gue, ld lurray and De Haven and y ‘will come as a surprise to Mr. Miss Marlowe, Miss Young aud Mr. Frimi. + HONORING M'CLOoY. » McCloy, press representative the Columbia Burlesque interests, ‘tf @ happy man. Three hundred of bis gave bim a testimonial dinner the Rits-Cariton Saturday night my. Mr. MoCloy was given silver. It was all a fine has offered a allver cup in a Peabody one. bang Poe test Dance to-morrow evening. ROBERT GREIG HERE. the Australian theat- man, arrived in New York fan associate of Hugh J. Mo- arranged for Ga mon! celved. “I was on the George Washington m President Wilson crossed the @ the first time,” replied the . “We gave a vaudeville show . Next day the Phen iid) on stage. Just my disc the navy and here I am. Do : Morton. And y rit Class Machinist Will- ey fan became a member the." Ploredora” chorus.” the month, I'll be a little late at the office to-night”—— Mr. vegan. “Oh, why make that eame old excuse?” said Mrs. Jarr, breaking in “ypon what her husband was saying. _ “Hold on, old lady!" replied Mr. laying a restraining band upon ‘her shoulder. “I was going to add ‘thet if you will meet me some place dowiitown we'll go to some lively res- taurant and bave dinner together. Jobn Barleyoorn is dead, but jazz still _ Mrs. Jarr was taken aback some- what. “I think you just sald that last be- qmuse I started to object—the worm Regan to turn at last!” "Oh, yes, 1 know!" replied Mr. Jerr foed-naturediy; “v a long worm that bas no turning. But, put on your joy regalia, Kiddo"— “What do you call me?" asked Mrs. farr; “ ‘Kiddo!’ You shouldn't use tlang like that, The children pick it ‘WP # quickly.” But, nevertheless, she was pleased ft being called “Kiddo.” Celebration by Proxy. “It's the anniversary of the boss's | Mharriage,” continued Mr, Jarr, “Be- ‘ehuse lately we all have a lot of work “to do, he's asked us to take out our Wives to-night, take dinner, go to the » theatre and send the bill to him,” ") “It is nice of him to have remem- ) “Bered his employees in such a grace- ful way,” Mrs. Jarr remarked, “Do “you. think he'd raise your salary, "2 getting toward the end of dare “I hardiy think he'd go as far as “said Mr, Jarr, “So, as I say, put on your best bib and tucker, [Tl be through about 7 F. M. and YOU, BAY, At ‘®t, Croe- : { About Plays and Players A man and his wife were a happy Tilt on his coat she found a hatr; The hair was blonde and hers was Two nice black eyes he has to-day. fundamental principle of the | Telegraph, and there ia no reason to doubt its word, Capt. Belton of the | West 47th Street Police Station is TNellic Revell, who is in St. Vin- | terview “However,” adds Nellie, “I will be | “We've more musically inclined mem- Parked hore for tho greater part of bers of the department in thie aaion Bel ‘0. the re taxpayer. (a? ay lion to the inquisitive taxpayer wat 2 You wan WHY Do You ° ‘I KHow He “To SPREAD 4 house han any oer, ‘The oher day 1 More TAM — ¢ SAY THAT, MARY ; Has Nr ANY WHOLE Piece. counec hiry-ftve policemen playing WHY. You HAVE We HASN'T A— ON His PLATE. oF BREAD ¢ e time and he _— ——s plano runs full blast from curly morn A LOT 0 TAM Bir oF TAM ot “Kast is West” to-night, brunette will make up the dora” sextotte for the Saubert revival. has four plays ready for production next fall. ple Mask,” is writing the book of a! light opera. in quest of plays for the Messrs. Shubert. diate production a play by Lawrence Eyre entitled “Martinique.” 1919” has won the checker champion- ship of the Winter Garden. cast of “My Golden Giri” at the Nora Bayes Theatre. Night Boat,” Louise Groody has been engaged by Charlies Dillingham for another year. clown, will Family act in “Happy Days” soon. true employ. This doesn't include those man with a prominent nose usually affects big, black-rimmed glasses? A girl from Ohio. named Bunday The Jarr Family eer eens, _. }> Mrs. Jarr Takes Her Ease in Her Inn After Being Rather Uneasy. By Roy L. McCardell. Copyright, 1920, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Eveaing World). COMIC PAGE MONDAY, MARCH 1, 1920 THAT LiTT?CS ACCIDENT HAS SPOILED MY APPETITE. THM SO AFRAID THE POLICE VALE | WAIT SAM- TCU} ASK THE Bossi To MAKE You OWE - HE HAS, THE CHICKEN. ON THE = MR. GESSITT - THERE'S A POLICEMAN OUTSIDE - AND = HAT IN THE BARBER SHOP BY MISTAKE, la. 1 KNow AGuy wHe WAS ARRESTED A STUNT UKE THAT ONCE ! DUDLEY SANDWICH - . TM HALE Starven ? ‘TWAS EVER THUS Joseph Fasano of Not 91 Franklin Avenue, after assuring ua he is a married man, slips us a nifty Kttlo poem as per follows: potr gray— HARD LUCK, CAP! If one is to believe the Morning ongue-tied. An excerpt from an in-| sith the Captain, taken from | he Morning ‘Telegraph, follows: | “That's rcal music,” remarked Capt. LITTLE MARY MIXUP ing untli midnight.” | seal | GOSSIP. | Frederick Howard will join the cast Yer — BN ALs PLATE Four blondes, one red-head and a! “Floro Rachel Crothers of “He and She" | Leo Ditrichstein, star of “The Pur- Gustav Amberg has gone to Burope He will be away six weeks. Waiter Hast has accepted for imme- Dick Rath of “The Passing Show of Gerald F. Bacon will place “Princess irtue,” a new musical comedy, in Glenn Anders will Helen Knight has been added to the WHY Sou WALK STRAIGHT ENOUGH ! FAR WeETHS aTHAR - BE Because of her success in “The Poodles Hanneford, the Hippodrome put a new Hanneford Irene Frankin, of “Always You.” at Terrace Garden penne. the year 1919 A. H. Woods id $1,933,244.52 in salaries to actors who received less than $1,000. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. YW: . H—See Mr. Stacy, Bel- Helen of Troy—Photograph An excellent likeness! A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Why to it that a Mttle, bald-headed re- FOOLISHMENT, THIS 1s NORA'S NIGHT OUT AND \ S'POSE ILL HAVE 77 CLEAN UP ALL THE DISHES WE. CLEAN ‘EM . MUVVER Would never eat oysters on Sunday. Baid she: “I believe In a ome-day reprieve, But gosh! how I eat’em on Monday.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | Jarr, “Do you think I could go to a Place like that with the clothes I have? I'd be ashamed My old dress” “Don't wear your old dress, Put on that new one you look so fine in,” advised Mr. Jarr, “You'll look as good #nd most likely much better than any woman you are likely to see there.” Mrs, Jarr contradicted this state- ment, but finally agreed to meet M-. Jarr at the place he appointed. She was there ahead of Mr. Jarr, and, having waited ten minutes for | him, was, of\course, aggrieved at this | tiresome vigtl. | “I don't think it's right of you to| keep me waiting for hours and hours | like this!" she began, | “That's all right,” said Mr. Jarr soothingly, “I'm sorry to have kept | you svaiting. You look fine!” “Oh, that's easy enough for you to way!" wuld Mrs. Jarr. “But 1 know better, Let's go!” | “Why, we are going to dine here!” said Mr. Jarr, “I thought you'd like it. 1 took my dress clothes down to the office. And, see, I have them on.” “A man looks ail right in his evo- ning clothes, but it’s different with a woman who hasn't something new to wear,” said Mrs. Jarr, “Come on tifen, let's go home!” replied Mr. Jarr testily “Can't you walt a moment?" said! Mrs, Jar sharply. “I want to sec that mandarin blue costuine there, Just come in. It must have cost 4 little fortune, but it isn't draped right, | and look at those other two gowns!” “Aw, come on!” sald Mr. Jarr. “Gracious! Can't I at least } the io?” asked Mre. “What's your idea in dragging me off after getting me to come here? If 1 can't have nice clothes mynelf I like to see other women who have them! ‘There they go into the dining room. Well, aren't you going to take me in? oy she, baring “bee in” Yevery- eine taken in beret TMha's RIGHT! “TURN UP YouR Nose !! “Hat's Th way WITH You WOMEN — NEVER. BELIEVE ANYTHINS “TILL Y'SEE tT, AN' EVEN “THEN YOU'RE SUSPICIOUS tit (T CERTAINLY “TOOK A BIG LOAD OFF MY MIND WHEN 1 SOLD “TH'CAR “TO CASEY ! 3 WISH “TH'sNOW WOULD GO SO I CAN DELIVER (T “tO Him! T WISH You'D 0 THAT LITTLE THING, JOE — GOSH~ MY WIFE IS KIDDING ME AWFUL! SHE WONT BELIEVE. I BouGNT A_GAR ~35 WELL THEN LISTEN} WHY NGT WRITE ME “TH' CHEK an' sHow \T To Y‘wire - St8?- (LL sHow tT "my wire AN’ 4 “hav'Lt, SHUT 'EM BOTH uPt! SWELL LISTEN = 1 “THINK “TH'SHOW WILL MELT INA WEEK SO 1 CAN GET \T OUTA TH GARAGE AN" BRING ‘ f TFA To SEE fF \“TuAT YOU SOLD MT. WHERE'S “THE MONEY? i HOW WILL “THEY ay ty KNOW THE RIGHT PLACE TD GO WHEN " 2 WEY Ge 7 nog A es A POWVER FOR MY HEADACHE ~— A PEWET FoR MY STOMACH AND A CAPSULE FOR