The evening world. Newspaper, February 23, 1920, Page 12

“yas ee a a ae 7 = S¥iliie Jerr micht run into the Rangie * Jarre evidently thought Mr. Jarr had By Roy L. Copmigat, 1920, by The Peeve Po FTER he'd finished his dinner, Mr. Jarr intimated that he wanted to walk around the block for @ breath of fresh air. Mrs. Jarr insisted he must take an ‘umbrella, ax it looked like rain, But he bad lost his, she wouldn't per- him ‘to carry her best one. As had an eagle's claw of silver ing an imitation turquoise and the umbrella itself was dive silk with a white stripe it the edge, Mr. Jarr was -ather re- Heved, He felt he'd be somewhat con- @picuous toting it around, even in the rain. However, Mra Jarr suggested that if § fiat, some doors below, and borrow an umbrelia from Mrs. Rangle., “Then it won't matter if it's with you,” Mrs. better be so chape-oned while taking is walk. Reaching the front of the Rangie flat, Mr. Jarr and little Bmma Jarr waited while Master Jarr ran up to bprrow the umbrella, When he made his ersand known Mr. Rangle re- marked that he thought he'd take a Uttle walk also. Umbrellas and Umbrages. “Well, keep an’eye on the bretia,” whispered Mrs. Range, bring it back with you, for,” she add- ed, “I'll wager anything Mrs. Jarr has ‘fa whole cleset full of umbrellas, I've bought our children two school um- brellas this winter, and where are they? The other night you went out and lost an umbrella, I wouldn't be surprised if you Jet it out of your ‘hand and that man Jarr took it. You are a regular softy about umbrellas. Nobody is honest about umbrellas, and that's why I always take one whenever I find it. But wait"— She closed the door on little Wille darr and ‘left him standing in the hall to mak® sure By BIDE Everybody Loses Umbrellas—But to Lose the i‘ Confidence of Trusting Wives, Ah! McCardell Evening World.) for whispering strains a lady's “Suppose this is an umbrella belongs to t c continued, “Then 1 will ne wet it back. So many people are so incon- siderate about those things. I'd scorn to keep anything belonging to any one else, even if it were my own, No, I remember now, this was one Mrs. Terwilliger loaned mo nearly a year ago, I put it in the closet when she called and forgot about it afterward I wonder if she'd recognize it? “Better let Mr. Jarr carry it till you get past Mrs. iiger’s house. She is so inquisit always at the win- But [ibe looking out and her as you pass, and that rmct her attention, For of coures, that would he inet Hke Mra Terwilliger to create a scene about a cheap old umbrella, that perhaps don’t even beong to her So be very careful with it, and if it should rain you can go back to the house with that man Jarr and say at the door, *“On, by the way, I'll need the um- brelia!’” So, thus advised by his good wife, Mr. Rangle took out the umbrella and with Willie Jarr joined Mr. Jarr and) little Emma Jarr upon the sidewal “Where's your chiidren, Rangle asked Mr. Jarr, ‘They might havo come along with us.” Screened by the Movies. ( Mr. Rangle, without thinking, re-| plied: “O, we let our kids go to the moving pictures an hour ago!” | At this Master Willie Jarn and| little Emma Jarr set up a how! in unison, as though they had been wait- | ing for the cue, after being carefully | rehearsed, to howl in the same key. “We want to go to the movies! We! want to go to the movies! Bagh! Yow! Yow.” howled the dear little Jarr children, “Let them go, I know a place—" whispered Mr. Rangte. “Give ‘em the umbrella in case it rains, and we'll meet ‘em when the show's out, They won't tell!” And they wouldn't have told either, if, in childish forgetfulness, they had not left somebody's umbrella behind them, That brought questions, ques- tions brought feeblo explanations— and now both Mra, Rangle and Mrs, Jarr are anxiously ‘waiting for wood alcohol symptoms to shatter their husband's constitutions, & DUDLEY is @ pleasant little sur- prise ahead for the Captain of the Imperator. On his trip <eut March 6 he will have as a pas- senger Arthur Hammerstein, the the- atrical manager made famous by Joe Flynn, the press agent rescued from ten-a-day vaudeville by Arthur Ham- merstein. The theatrical producer - will visit several of the large cities of Burope in search of stage material and will, at the same time, try to swap some he will take with him,! It is hinted, also, that Mr, Hammer- tein may think @ little about grand opera while abmad, The grand opera ban on the Hammersteins ex- pires on April 26 and there's no tell- ing what will happen in musical cir- cles here after that date, The an- mouncement of Mr. Hammerstein's Proposed trip. states that he will be accompanied by his wife and A. H, ‘Woods. His wife will go, undoubt- edly, but we'll never believe Mr. ‘Woods has gone until we see him Xbrowing kiaes from the hind end of the ship. He plans to go abroad every week, but something usually happens to put the trip off just after the messenger boys have delivered .the steamer smokes and fruit baskets, DRINKWATER TO READ. At the request of William Hurris ry, producer of “Abraham Lincoln," ut the Cort, the author, John Drink- water, will read the part of the Chronicler at Wednesday evening's performance. Mr. Drinkwater is an experienced actor. During the Lon- don run of Abraham Lincoln" he played practicaily every male role, even that of Lincoln, NEW ROOF SHOW SOON. The new “Nine O'Clock Revue,” the second of the series, will be disclosed to the public on the New Amsterdam Roof on the evening of March & The roof will be dark for the week pre- ‘ ceding to enable the Ziegfeld seenic artists to redecorate it, Ned W. burn has staged the new show. 1 songs are by Dave Stamper and Gene Buck. WHO'LL WED THIS GIRL? Ime De Loser, an Elizabeth, N J., gril, has sent inthe cor finish our puzzle rhyme printed Saturd She sends, also, the customary check fer $200, Incidentally, Miss De gays she hopes some nice man, r ui izing how skilful puzzles, will marry her and le help him solve the high cost of li + ing puzzle. She writes such an enter- taining lett permit her to send us 4 nice watch and a of rifbber Here's the rhyme as complete Miss De Loser He went ina s for a collar Aud let out a terible holler, The price “I nocked him dead.” But the collar man said: “I really should charge you a plugged dime.” A DILLINGHAM usical comedy, will be hi Giobe Theatre Thursday morning, Gnd everybody in the Dillingham em York will be invited to »| Whitehead, Julia that we have decided to REVIVALS WANTED. Lillian C. Allen of No. 320 St. Nich- olas Avenue writes us to indorse the suggestion that “Wang” be revived. She wonders who could take Della| Fox's role. George Dale of this| city suggests that 2" and “The! Pearl of Pekin" be staged again. What would you like to have revived, dear reader? Why not name it? It probably wouldn't be revived anyway, GOSSIP. Corone Painter has been added to the cast of “What's In a Name?” John Golden's comedy, “Howdy, Folks,” is rehearsing at the Gaiety. The Blaneys have added Frances Neilson and Doris Fellows to the cast of “The Unwanted One.” Joseph L, Kelley, formerly publicity man for Frank G. Hall, has accepted a similar position with Gerald F. Bacon. George M. Cohan’s “Forty-Five Minutes From Broadway” is to be filmed, with Charles Ray as tie star, Cecil Lean, in “Look Who's Here,” will open at the 44th Street Theatre Maroh 2 instead of March 1- “Stand From Under,” a farce by W. A. McGuire, will be produced in Stamford to-night. Mabel Griswold, of “The Passing Show of 1919," who has been ill, re- turns to the Winter Garden cast to- night. To-night will be Rochester night at the Liberty. ‘Thirty residents of Rochester will see “The Night Boat.” Kathleen Brenon, a niece of the late Algernon St. John-Brenon, will join the chorus of “Apple Blossoms” at the Globe to-night. Louise Groody, of “The Night Boat,” has given a silver cup as the prize in a straight fox trot contest to be held at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace to-morrow night. Cortez and Peery, of “Always You,” at the ° dance Puddles. "They it will refute the contention that the town isn't wet. Edwin Emery is rehearsing “Twinkle 'T In the cast are Denman Ma Frank Doane, Harry Delf, Lenora Navasio, Doris’ Arden, Edith Kingmah, Harold Crane, Ralph Ralph, May Ed- wards and John Duly Murphy. OUR SONG AND DANCE TEAM, Chip—Do you play the plano? op—No, the races hip hits him Chip—Our cow milk each morning. Chop—Milk? < Su th bladder.) 8 two gallons of hought milk came from a gon | (Chip hits him with bladder.) p-—We will finish with our latest V'd ‘a’ Came and Took You if pught You Would ‘a’ Went," A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 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