The evening world. Newspaper, February 9, 1920, Page 18

i ) SUOMI The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell ‘Copyright, 1990, tty The Prom Publisiing Co, (The Now York Brenins World) maids,” said Mrs. Jarr as dinner was over. “It would be|Avenue. Yes, that's the fo have a larger apartment, |°@n read figures, Olgn?” ii BE i ‘. ber. Make the car stop.” and went hence. teach the children any/man and a street car | ie And, Emma, don't let me ei] Fi ii “ replied Mr. Jarr composed himself to ef , | iil Hid i fist Br 5 * SBlevator! There's no elevator in| 2. dhene figure-eight flats,” said Mr./ 3. dare. “Aad bed you mean by the eactent mound dweller made? together, because two girls never | Hays a leader? Sibieraiay are sate uns eoee wrote “A Message to Gar- they fight worse. But when | cin”? Gertrade left her old place Olga left] 9. What is the name of the oalen- algo, and now Olga has left her last ‘vy which our time is caloulated? Remeeieet bo coking foro. position. 10, Of what kind of wood are the course, when there s a girl coming | best wagon spokts generally made? fo your very door looking for a place,| 11. During whowe | administration the giri you Have gives no sign of | Was the panic of 1893? you. It's always the way. I| 12. What disease is commonly don't Olga can cook, but she's|known as the White Pingue? meat looking. If Gertrude was AN6WERS TO SATURDAY'S Cd Ta take Olga in a minute QUESTIONS. Hut I don’t see why Oten is looking} 1, Browne; 2, Ash Wednesdmy; 3, ‘@ place; realty, when ten thousand | 13; 4, Blue Noses; 5, Caveat emptor; 5 ! i ‘About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY PPOOTH TARKINGTON, author of “play, which wil be produced in oe ‘New Haven Feb. 22 by George C LAWRASON WINS. = ‘Tyler and with George Arliss as its Aetas Taree | yore Liner Pe a4 called “Pold .| is the in e correct finis! oc Rago lekin” and oon-| for our latest limerick. He sends us cerns a quaint and whimsical Russian} giso his check on the Gosh Ding Bank whe comes to the United States with} of Bunkville La ha We dave és, ome revolutionary propagandists and) cided to offer Mr, Lawrason’s > he aves | asa ptixe for the best 100-word con ‘nconaciousty asstinilates the spicit.of! tripution on “The First Time I Beat ‘the country. In Mr. Arlise’s company | Up My Wife”, Later we intend to will be Carl anthony, Manart Kippen,| give the wives a chance with a con- : test for stories on “Why My Husband }adward Donnelly, Norma Mitchell and) [2", yoo)" Mr. Lawrason’s limerick a Robertson. On Monday, Feb. 16,) rojlows: ir, Tyler will try out a dramatization! coig wary Ann Helen. McGoe: ielen Hayes in the chief role. The| “There's something the matter with following. Monday Emily Stevens un me; management appear {i Baluergre in Phillip Moeller's new Oh, heavens—gosh wing! comedy, “Sophie.” O. P. Heggie will I feet a queer sting,” play opposite Miss Stevens. | The girl had sat down on a mosquito. MISS O'NEIL UPTOWN. In two weeks more Richard Herndon READ AND ENJOY. ir transfer “The Passion Flower,”; Herbert A. Btorg, who from the Wace O'Neil's starring vebicle, from] rear, might be called | Grote, has ilage Pheatre to the|tinkled up a limerick. Since he has Bere eV cated read this column five years and likes “The Little Whopper,” we're going to ‘ t, now called the Theatre » print the rhyme. Here it ts: = & RECORD AT THE HIP. ‘A young country plumber named Dick ‘qvith the 286th performance of “Hap-| In the ways of the city és slick, ¥ Days” at the Hippodrome to-night) wy nis purse Becomes slender b2 bi, jayhouse will reach its3,000th A That big Playhowjer the management of| The bill he will render Pp Charles: Dillingham. Is intended to fll tt up quick, TWO NEW ONES COMING. — F. Ray Comstock has gone to Palm | GOSSIP. Jieach to remain six weeks. Upon his | return he and Morris Gest will try out | tthe Cheoker Board,” a play by the /C. A Mations, and “The Cage Gi by} G. M.A tieorge Middleton and Guy Bo “GUM WAD! | Vanda Hoff, who danced with Ruth SpeTONe t. D ngaged for the | Mime. Marguerita Sylva has two) ug Précocious children. The other day ey it measage tbe Older one asked her sister What) coiwyns of 1! a Le progin int, [TBP il is a hit at the Haymarket, “and 1 forgot where.” ‘law bas engaged Else Adler “y as in “Dere Mable.” This show HE WAS WILLING. will © to Broadway early il WiNiam Harris jr, hates to have his | March wwicture taken. Mike Goldveyer, press | fent, has always wanted a likeness | withd: ‘of his boss, so he fixed up a schem Haturday Mr. Harris, seated at hi desk, heard Mike say: “Look Up,| house ae.” he Acai ‘The manager did and was snapped | Fox py.a photographer, It made Mr. Har-| The aig mad. ‘ iw “Aren't you ashamed of yourself?” | Feb. 16. De said to grapher, “You | cast. ht to be ing snow | will succeed it, egy | Mes. ITS GRANDPA LOEwNow, |“ Marcus Loew became a grandfather | Miss Sawyer. esterday. An eight-pound son i “orn to Mr. and Mrs. David Li HE ACTUALLY JOKED. Re sill shiteds "Manager Bill Norton of the Casino! FOOLISHMENT. Was on a Long Island in that w My Irnng H) held up by the storm near Woodside | She stood before her mirror last Thursday. The delay lasted! Her eyes were closed up tight; about two hours. Al) during that n @ man seated just in front of She tried to see just how she lookea i Bill read a newspaper. W! When sound asleep, at night, 3 e perused it from front to bac folded it up, arose, stretched out and | "na Joud voice said: FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ) “Anybody want to buy @ house on| “The burglar says his accomplice . Rover was one James Smith. H iter that followed broke! “Took « Jimmy along, eas” HH, dear, I really wish we She wished to leave the memory of a could afford to keep two pod and sympathtic mistress with i. “And let me see the directions,” gathered in the front room | wire. Jarr went on. “No. 1578 Bighth Where we could entertain more and|__ Olea nodded her head to tmply_phe | could. i} HAVE & spare room for guests”"— “Well,” Mrs. Jarr continued im- “For Aunt Hetty or your Unole|pressively, “take an Eighth Avenue Henry trom car. Take an Eighth Avenue car to ea eons ane ieeg. [that number. Make the conductor time for spring planting?” | stop. And be sure it's the right num~ don’t interrupt,” said|. The taciturn Olga again nodded her ‘Tm pure it's hard | "A" naif hour or so later a police- lie, stop kicking the|turned with Olga a sullen captive. ‘i “Say, explain to this fas? — inspector. “She's got e BI again about putting | Avenue line blocked, standing in the in your mouth—when|tracks and won't ride till she can iinerre: "| get car No. 1578. She says you told pt me Im the rudest man- !her to stop them all till she got that number! “Didn't I always say all them foreign greenhorns was boncheads, no matter how long they are in this Se aaa asked Gertrude sarcastic- ly. ‘Then it took the united efforts of all to separate the militant servent- e 6, Caesar; 7, quinine; 8, spectro- up the game of Old Maid in which HS “clarence,” has finished another Manager Bill was absolutely cleaning oD. Harry Levey 8 lecturing on films before the night classes of the Y, M. e jerson may send “Frivoli- to Havana after its run ©. | has apprised the | fact that “Tea for Power of Darkness” will be wn at the Garrick on Feb, 21. formerly a Shubert ager, 18 NOW manager of my of Music for William “Russian Thea” will open for a # run at the Belmont Theatre on Serge Borowsky heads the ed the eamera| ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, 8S. S-—The managers pay for cos- Rose—Everybody says it was A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. hewcomer will be given a little} For two daydflast week several of Thettre to play with next Christmas. |New York's one-way streets were THE Good sHip “ Yoosevess” ION (T'S WAY To THE STATES LITTLE MARY MIXUP THE BIG LITTLE BEFORE We. GET DOWN “TO BUSINESS “HAVE A SMOKE t JOE’S CAR Co A, Pee Peihng Ce ORY, tng Wd WELL, MY DEAR ,.YOU CAN x GOSH’ - SOME CUM lor | T WAST Goop LD NEVER WANE Mave (Ti THEY SAO SHE WAS VP WERE ON TH’ r. pol ccuca tin ya Allow Us to Introduce the Cast! 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