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dp ‘Miss May Christie, English Author, Admits THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1920 New York TrainsanaStations. That Great Britain Has Nothing in Stations! That Can Possibly Compare With New) York’s Grand Central or Pennsylvania Depot — Could Anything Be More Clever or Original Than the Upper Berth of a Sleeper? She Asks. ; By May Christie Miss Christie Is Considered the Laura Jean Libbey of the British Isles. She Recently Arrived in America. Coprricht, 1920, by The Preas Publishing Co. (Tae New York Evemtng World.) RAILROAD journey in America is a vastly different proposition from a railroad journey in Great Britain. ‘To begin with, take the railroad stations—depots,” as you New Yorkers call them, We have nothing in Great Britain that can possibly compare with the Grand Central or the Pennsylvania Station. 1 stood, completely awed, in the vast, cathedral calm of the latter duild- ing. It is the exact antithesis of what I am accustomed to. For our Brit- ish stations are noisy, grimy, smoky and unheated barns—nothing more nor less. Under the sooty glass roof, where in spring the swallows build, the rains come dasiving in, They are little, light-built, wooden trains with “THE SLEEPING COACH IS VERY WONDERFUL.” y little engines, yet they make a dreadful noise, The British “depot” isa nglomeration of strange sounds—ol hissing steam, of ear-splitting whistles, of thunderous rv And it is COLD and VERY DRAUGHTY! But the New York “depots” are magnificent T board the Pennsylvania Limited for Chicago delightful little innovations everywhere. : ise ‘The first thing that astounds me is the HUGHNESS of the New York train. Why, it’s a Httlo township in itself! 2 Never have T perceived such a colossal engine! And the whole train ds heated, too! ‘Delightful thought! Our British ni his only frequently—e little it-are the two signs b little handle to just as chilly as the My coving eye takes in handie on the wall * und “O) They are mish * side, and the compartmeiity 2 grave. RE FX 1 a Our British trains are speet¥s & must. for Peps Sab 58 ne Scotsman,” running between London an CBngtand into Sogt- tand), ages eighty miles per hour, Butewleat alas we ‘no “sleepe stem such as yours. “Hot many thes bgve f sat up all pight in a crammed carriage, listening to the niellifiyoud, musid of aie ost S la nuyingly perpetrated by fellow passengers! a ba in Some of our trains have sleeping eabins, it is trae, very Yard to get, for there are mighty few of them, Anti they \dotisty. The Amertcan however, is a most compact, wonderful affair. Delightedly Tw porter mahing down the upper berth. Could any thing be more clever, more original, than this vanishing-during-the-day- tune sleeping-plare? i gs a Pe cant the day-time seat becomes the night-time bed! ‘The white-aproned negro maid, smiling and helpfu intrigues me. (U shall write a book ubout allthis when T return to England.) And the collapsible paper cups from which one drinks real ice water. And the liquid foup in the washroo! And the little toothpicks. And the utter friendliness nd nicene of the 7 eonge (Why ARE we Britishers so extraordinarily formal, chilly and reticent our railroad trains? Why DO we sit in silence tor cight hours on end, staring xtimly at each other, or retiring behind our magazines and pape’ WHY?) 1 love the friendliness of the American fellow passenger. But most of all 1 love to climb into my “sleeper,” draw the curtains pnd, trom that intriguing vantage ground, peep out at the mysterious feet, arms and portions of human anatomy that emerge and disappear behind rae otner curtains. 13. | THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 1920 THE BOLSHEVIK: |They Dare Us to Clean ’Em Up An’ We Know WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE 2 NOu ARE MARRYING ME, NoT THE GOWN . Now N N THAT OLD FASHIONED Gown ! ET A STYLISH ONE OT a 2 \'M STYLISH LET'S GET MARRIED I INSIST BE STYLISH OR | WoNn’T MARRY YOu The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell copvright, 1920, by The Press Tubishing Co. (The New York Ryening World.) oT of Most Everything or Anything Points Again Mr. Jarr Clears Himself When Suspicion Strongly in His Direction. 66] think some women are very| “Ll was only going to say that some foolish,” remarked Mrs. Jarr,| women a . from what I read as she looked up from her] in the py * said Mrs. Jarr. m1 Ul neither affirm nor deny the]? Ae fess snany of tied nS” ment,” replied Mr. Jarre, “What| > Jarre calmly s you say such thing: said Mr D This year agrees with the most fervid feminists In assigning to you the right not only to fire but to hive; Not only to turn off a lover or a husband, But to take him on; Not only to delude, beguile, smile, tease, tantalize, provoke, persuade, in- But to pop it YOL ap Year prerogative of saying, right out loud, Fables for the Fair By Marguerite Mooers Marshall Copyright, 1 BAR Miss 1920, left—can dispute, Like the frog, you may a-wooing go! ‘Dradition, which not even the anti-Suffragists—if there are any by The Press Publishing Ce, (The New York Evening World.) trigue, manoeuvre, vamp and hypnotize him into popping the question, PLE! a hay ree, d the L rling, ll you be my husband? Oh, don't send me away!” ad cr ‘or the divine right to propose of course includes the divine right to be gold fillings, freebooter de emain 0, w hk, will ving room, dential candt- and predigested ght to propose “Well, they are no worse than} ‘“‘'ve been reading another case anscesh et Jarre bristling up.| where a man gets mixed up in @ mat-[r Dona Juanita of 1920, me leer of fut, they are notlter he shouldn't be in, and all his! Before you start your wild career of wooing, As a popes it thia world would |own fe too, and his wife comes|I pray you, emulate the canny pedestrian at the raiiro near 80 bud ; fo their best {forward and says she believes in him,| “Stop, look, listen!” ve it the women didn't do ‘tthat he is being ftulsely accused and of all, marriage for a man is a sort of promissory note, ) keep it sune und sensible 1 don't) 8 Is It still means—except in very advanced circles— that she will stick by him. rs now.” Sipe + |“L promise to for your boots, beafsteak, matinee tickets, vryou were just mying that some| “What'a wrong about that?” asked) “ia cary, fare and postage stamps scapes aR ake lid Mr. Jarr|Mr. Jarr, “When all goes well It is long as we both do live!” women Ww Jeasy enough to stick by one another, h uw pledge is hard enough on a man in any circumstances, aay re footiah, but It's not at all difeult; but what we) but when HE proposes he acts more or less—even if it's mostly “less’—on “And some women are nae a friend who will stick by fl his own initiative; that’s no excuse for you me when we are in trouble." ‘He is not kidnapped after the administering of knockout drops, nided Mrw. J + anybody, | “Po you think I'd stick by you it) 8 in Proposal pointed at him, like a@ pistol, by a fair Pea ee eran agnin @ folka|30u got in tronble like that?” asked) vn np your tife tid Mr. Jurr, “but the \ 1A Pps ons our money J our life, te born foots), und some are made | Mre Jarr we, thing | Till death do us rgban ne have foolishness ‘Oh, there's no danger of aoyining | niess a woman is economically independent and intends to eR look at Biniials jot that wort,” suid Mr. Jarr smillngiys) Asking a man to marry her yrust upon the x ‘out the best man may be falsely ac-} 14 romantic panhand tron. for instance nae cused and we should all be considered! And there ought to be uad of Cupid's cops “I'm giad you men had pot 4 Mrs,|inagcent until our guilt is proved,” |1r0 arrest her for sentimental vagraney hese thrust upon you,” retorted Mrs, Bee : And PROT masculine victim, Jarr grimly, “But I will say that of Wilely Suspicions, | Who, poor dear, “finds it so hard to say ‘No,’ 1 the exasperating people I ever} “Oh, m exel 1 Mrs. Jarry In love, as in crime, any sort of confidence gi Boe ws you ane the I try to| with a w ed look Are you in} But when it’s a que n of beget the worst flirt, like the aut enaible talk with you and all) any unpleasant trouble? 1 felt it inj boast how she never fel ~ to mourn for drinking and} my bon at something was going} Next, | submit that, merely to afford variety to both mu ida is tom good riddance!” to happen, but 1 didn't think you! A man should ask a woman for SOMETHING— avinking plu would do anything to disgrace your-| #ven if it's only for the privilege of supporting her Disagreeing to Agree. | All the rest of her life she will be asking HIM for thing ‘nine atthe Oe you ’ | Por her allowance, for a sealskin coat, for new curtains in t woan'eianing enyning Of” Ne) oir dove a thing!" | for this year's model in cars, for her opinions about Pr hind,” replied the astonished Mr. Jar. astonished Mr. Jarr, “What Makes} dates, for a trip to Atiantie City, for honest graft started to tell me ul Wore a | ‘ou talk that way?" leas veing foolish and, out of politene ‘Oh, tell me, What have you done I ly. in that inevitable ) hour of matrimony 1 didn't even agree with you"-— nothing terrible is it ease say] When a wife wishes she n't : You never agree with me about! yo, even if it ts terrible!” Mrs, Jarr a she exclaims ang’ tragically, dramatically t an a at would happe vnything,” said Mrs, Jarr intorrupt-| tearfully insisted | Riedie Penapi ore DARE LL ing him. “That's what makes all the} And ‘t took half an hour of all thi eee fF ae es Ae ning, trouble, You might try to be kind t0| indignant elequence he could com: Neco cow her husband could—and did—rete th snide me, That's iittle enough for you to! mand to clear himself of the skirts} ciheause you asked me, and I didn’ a do, isn't it?" é | of suspicion wid ANY woman listen to THA urvive All right,” replied Mr, Jarr, “UN| nd A es tk T nay eons women n't THAT reason enough why, even in Leap Year, a girl be kind now. What is it? What isle uny. they nev inything Ought to be a theory and not a condition? @ all about?” against their own husbands. Horrors! 1 should hope so \ ‘ Coprriaht fhe Now Peek "Brenig Worth °° | ’Tis a Tough Job; Nice, Sociable Set, Those Boys—What’s Yours Is Theirs, Including Your Wife; No Safety in Russia Now, Not Even a Safety Razor—The Dumbheads Like Their Suds, but Are Suspicious of Soap. By Neal 'R. O'Hara Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Breaing World.) T'S a great world, We quit fighting Barleycorn and the Botshevtks | step into the ring. They dare us to clean ‘em up, and we know ita a tough job, Like giving a Turk a Turkish bath. A nice, sociable set, those bays. They're willing to take the shirt off | your back. What's yours is theirs, including wives. Everything’s free, including love, Free love, free booze and a free shot—that’s the Red programme. Three R's of the Bols are. Rule, Ruin and Revolt. Aim of the Bullski is to make Ruasia as worthless as rubles—and their atm is ex- By Maurice Ketten O, LETS GET MARRIED FIRST \CAN GET A STYLISH No, [WANT A STYLISH Ip tremely good. Russia for the Russians— that's their idea. And look at Russia nowt It's the bums’ Russia! Vive Lemine! Vive Trotzky! Vive les Bolsheviks! Vimmen, vermin and vodka—that's us!—forevar, ame Takes a smart Alexis to be a Bullaiei ) ALL RIGHT leader. Look at Trotzky, that old fox \I'LL GET THE Trotzky, There's a smart feller for you. OF THOSE SHORT ON! He used to work for $12 a week in New York, and be didn't belong to no cloak and sult makers’ union neither, Mawruss, And look at him now—he's worth $10,000,000. In Bolshevik money. ‘Trotzky gave ‘em their | dope on free love, too. As we said, he used to live in New York. Free booze is Leon's idea, too. And we're all in favor of free booze for the ( LATEST | Bullski—as soon as wood alcohol'’s the national drink. Free love is a nice idea. It do way with mothers-in-law. It does away with ALL kinds of law. For instan like this: | haw wite— | | love her. You come along and YOU love her—while I'm in the cellar sifting ashes. When | come up for air we both struggle for her—ove against love. And while we're struggling she elopes with a sleigh driver. That's free love. Or mayhe it ain't a wife at all. Maybe it’s | only a lady friend, No safety in Russia now—not even a safety razor. Bolshevism ain't | Bolshavism, The Bullskis—those guys HAVE to have whiskers. Too busy | chinning, no time to shave, Besides, to shave you need soap! | Those fellers, the Bullskis, they'll get at the bottom of everything. Except the bath tub. They aim to raise wages, morals and Gebenna. In fact, they aim to raise Gehenna with everything. They're going to convert ‘em in Finland next, and it looks like a Finnish fight, And Poland comes after that. Those Poland guys though—they're tough customers. They | won't listen to Lenine and ‘Trotzky. ‘The Poles—the sapheads!—they fall for Paderewski, They'd rather be run by a piano player than listen to a talking machine. The dumbheads! And such a nice platform the Bullskia have, They don’t want no government, rich guys WONDER wet @! |or soap. But plenty of suds! Now ain't that | fair enough? They'll cut down the cost of | living. With massacres, Now ain't that a good idea? They'll give the hungry working- man his loaf-four or five months of it. Now don't that sound good? They make no dis- tinctions either, Those what don't agree with ‘em are crazy and those that do are crazy. It makes everything equal. No rules to join the Bullskis either. Only thing a DBullski's gotta romomber —the thicker his skull, the longer he'll live in a riot. That’s why their trade mark is blood. Blood is thicker than water. one The Life That Won’t Be Beaten By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1920, by The Presa Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) Copyright, 19: | “You Can’t Beat Me—I Am Master of My j S oe , by ‘The Cress Publishing Co. (The New York Rvening World.) models again show the| fluted. Sometimes this pleated ef- hips which have been| fect appears in panel form or it may struggling so hard for recogni- | %® 48 4pron tunic, tion all winter. Some of these ef-| ‘The trend in millinery seems fects ure decidedly pretty and will,| toward lustrous effects, Straws are ho doubt, meet with favor, ‘There is, | of the glistening variety and there ara Own Fate’’—Defeat Is for Those Who Recognize It. for instance, the jubot drapery at|hats that resemble oil cl “ BOUT @ year ago in these col- everything, and to make you more! the side whic ih int aw pleaeiog andl ‘ara del een wnat lay umns I told of a woman who| Powerful to help. You don't know! graceful form of fulness that is es-|that simulating metal. Foliage has a What your pen says to others, it 18) pecially adaptable to soft fabrics, celluloid fin interpreted in many ways, just as the was slowly growing blind and ers have petals in glazed effects deat and nearly|need is, I know you have hundreds| Most af the new skirts aro] Shiny leather and oil cloth aro used dumb. of lett to read, and little time, 80 | either accordion pl: or finely trimunings. Ostrich and fur fan- She wanted no]! will not cane mare of tt fay A gl = = are glycerinized, Faney braids 8 ad her me ‘ A: , charity, but af ey tmnt a tee mensage TthiOk Of] slight is anticipated, and x0 on, There | “76 Used with bands of pyroxylin tn chance, She in-|to me, of which she speaks. Some| re one hundred and one thing sepia | ; , ; petty grievances that are only bub “we sisted on mak-/of these letters are filled with dis-| bien in daily living und ure blown out | 94 Ovel effect. in dress trimming ts ingiher own-wayy con ent over tritles Homebody RAO! vane atten aa Gueely they come, |%22wn in a new model exhibited in and the courage of | {1 (c4 {0 call them on the telephone} “7 “Would like such people who hug | 0M? of the shop windows, The navy at the moment when they expected it, their tritt Sle; blue skirt is aceordion pleuted and her convictions| Another has not been invited to a) thelr trifling trouble to thelr! at tho waist line are suapended was based on her| party of a friend ‘ hin hae ieer edir ey and a horrible of matching moire ribbon about an These are sewn directly |next to each other. The ends are pointed and finished off with a long glass bead in contrasting color. The effect is a tunic of ribbon ends and it Is very, very pretty. cheer and tr se al inch wide name a belief that good must come somehow, and that each must bear his burden until the time arrives, To-day I hi from some things a uffering lotters are always an inspira- tion to me. They make me fee! weak | UAT es id real sordidness and toes indeed ay Compared to such 4 soul as a letter her thine pA aia Oy ies to liven hk If through any pen word of 1 ne Laas peer: pera) ved , {she hus received even one me Women are buying bright colored room in a vacant house until it is | Copyright. 1920. by The Pree Publishing Oo. | of ines I have been sport clothes for Palm E h we soldi Ga way (The Now York Evening World) thousand-fold by the spirit They especially favor the small pl “But the hot 1, What State is the home of Col.| the soul of her, and the desire tpes for skirts, so this is pr Tam here asie lazause? to be mistress of her own de what we will be wearing later felt thanks hourly for the roof over of wh baseball team wit], Hor months she my head and for the coal given me ©" Ruth be a member during the} HEtsre means —iny LS the first fire I've had since 1 came | coming season? 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