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seers ie age en we 5% oo nace a aACT ANTRUM an as) Judge With No Customers all ite green graces and penguins. ft is necond only in their profeasonal grasa which will be gree the summer months, it was nec ary to go again to the Harlem Court for a story. a There was a gen- loman named Tip- ple—or something w that effect—who was sent out to buy some face pow- der for friend wife. Mat, as Assistant District Attorney Direnzo remarked West Faims Tribunal Is No Place for an Essex Marketer, for There Are No Indians Around The:e—Only Lions and Penguins and Tame Things Like That, and the Chronicler Who Wants a Live Story Must Go to Lively Harlem for It. was about as sen sible as sending friend wife out wv ag By Roger Batchelder. the Bronx River, on which one} cet some neckties — 9 fe ‘i nt to] ®entleman, attired in sadly inde-/or tobacco. Naturally, when Mr. true Essex Marketer oug! vorous Wousers, was skauing; of] Tipple brought home the baoon in the go further north than the West Farms Court. That is at 181st Street, near the road which leads to Boston, and over which one George ‘Wash. ts alleged to have sent valuable punphlets a century and a half ago. shape of the face powder, his wife did not approve of it. He took it back to the druggist and demanded money back. He appeared soon in the Harlem Court and demanded a summons, on the ind that the drug-mah had acted in a disorderly manner, Yes- terday, the druggist agreed to return the $1.80, and Magistrate Simpson dis- missed the oharge. inky, the well known lion of the Z00; of the hippopotami, Who came fro the Nile, the Harlem River and other points west; and of the trained pen- guins, who eat three squares a day Without coaxing. Incidentally, it cost & quarter to get into the 200 yester- day, and although it was nice to see the lions and penguins and every- thing, it would have been nicer tf it hadn't cost a quarter, ‘They say that in the summer time,| Mr. Tipple returned in a moment. the reporters draw lots to see who! “Just in the hall, Mr, Judge, he can get the West Farms Court with ealled me a kike!” legally speaking. There is no reason why a good Esrex Marketer should not admire Pongo, the trained seal at the i weasel || MORNING—ana Feeling FINE! the famous Hssex Market Hotel in septa, logatty, a mouabee of the Te- All Headache Gone. sex Market Bar Association in the Tongue Clean. Skin Clear. Complexion Rosy. Stomach, Liver and Bowels Regular—So Convenient! + ‘West Farms Court, or any further orth, if there are any, would have about as much chance as Carrie Na- ftlen in Hease’s mucilage parlor. Asa regular court, the Weat Farms might as well be scraped off the list. Tt te Just as tho name implies, west of the farms. It ig bounded on the south by the Bronx and Manhattan; on the north, west and east by Bronx Park. would expect rightly to see a or a flock of wild ducks brought as evidence. For West Farms Court, according to subway geogra- phy, is at the end of the map. At 11 o'clock yesterday Judge Simms was in dis roo gourt room looked, like atre in Farmington, Me., "if morning m. The at al business,” said Judge Simms to do at all. that there had been hitching their steeds to a lamp post or something while they were doing business. Then there were a couple of “THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, JANU “No ¢ nplaint Asse Honor | Such wae + ty ‘ita ® ltratned e ' Weat Pa 8 not receive the bal { | SHE “DIAMOND His | lot of Essex Mar! t; it hasn’t enough action > _ sh OF THE TEXT. he Detroit Pree rere.) dd the minister select ") don't know: but whatever ft war he manased to use It to show Bow rotten most of us really are.” DYED” A SKIRT, BLOUSE AND A CHILD'S COAT ee ete See old, faded garments turn new! Use “Diamond Dyes,” guaranteed to give a new, rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods—dresses, sweaters, stockings, gloves, waists, ribbons, feathers, draperies, cover- togs—everything! The Direction Book with each package tells how to diamond dye over any color. You can not make a mistake. To match any material, have drug- gist show you “Diamond Dye” Color Card.—Advt. 2 OPEN EVENING PUNIS ie & 4 © EASY MONTHLY PAYMENTS PUN jen ADD EASY MONTHLY PAYMENTS Bench, Cover, 12 Player Rolls and Cartage Included MNS 2D Jo, Cover, Thin Week With Exch Upright Piano, 4US'D UPRIGHT $ PIANOS at 1 90 87 Monthly Until Paid. 4 USED UPRIGHT $ PIANOS Under 2 1 0 88 Monthly Until Paid. VICTROLAS other cases of equal importance; tlemen who had speeded toward Boston at more than the approved rate. tm ides thot, there was noth. at dnepection was made shortly of Convisers’ ZkINEEDA cites} CREDIT CLOTHING CO. 525 w to 300 REASONAPLE TERMS, Records in Languages, PLAYER ROLES, sitkier MU cABINLIS Duet Pinno Benches, Chairs & Stools ‘sIO nous 40° Each THE LATEST WITS he Girine ‘Over, You Don't Have a Wonderfu how, J.nuaey, f ell Me, PIANOS 10 RENT. GOETZ & CO. +81-87 COURT STREET, vexinos, BROOKLYN. qti!ikty. EVENINGS, WOMEN! Shoe Sale Extraordinary! 5,000 Black Kid Patent Colt Kid Top. All Welted Soles. | Yes, every pair of these shoes have welted soles, that distinguishing mark of real quaity. Another 7.35 Special Pairs at ad Brown Kid ARY 16, 1920. | oe DELICIOU A tascions big piece of snow white sugar cream with plenty of the best mint flavor all enclosed in rich coated chocolate. We regularly sell these Patties in our stores at 80c. a pound; but by manufacturing in our own Candy factory ve ¢ quantities for this occa~ Suess OC Ib, c_ WEEK END FOOD SPECIALS of any of the followin for te. when you buy profit as to et keepers to visit our stores. Opeko Tea Your choice of India Ceylon, Formos, Oolong, English Break/a mized in half pound car- tons. Regular Price SSc. Wasbeats 2 Jor 56c “ Breakfast Cocoa Fine tlavor—wianes w rick, nouriaas Ing drink—in halt-pound ting, Rew 2 for 40c ular Price Sic. Weekends Cooking Chocolate Te cake fee rey Lasie} eater. sing’ in belkpaue 1 Bee ht pee onde 2 for 36C Mayonnaise Dressing Excellent ase dressing for salads, meat and fish, Just ustard vinegar and spices. Our setae Fit se Weekends 2 for 39C Peanut Butter We can poaltively say that there is no superior product en the mi ‘the market. "A hna smooth, ne) 4 nourishing food product in 1) ounce jars, 6 Petry septs Weekends & for S0C Breakfast Coffee Im one pound double parchment lined bags. A very satisfying t blend thor- A Price ase. ¢ "Weok-ends 2 for 82c Price 55e. Drug Stores CUT PRICES A few samples of Liggett’s every day cut prices on Drugs, Toilet Needs and Remedies ju, 100 Aspirin Tablets, U.D. Co... .09 Reswlar 25c, Beecham’s Pills . , . . . «22 60c. Bromo Seltzer . . 1. . 45 gon. Castoria 2 ee et a oD 25c, Carter's Liver Pills - , , . At 50c. Cuticura Ointment . . . . 42 25e. Cuticura Soap. . . . . . «20 1.00 Danderine . . «2 2 es 07D 50c. Dioxogen. . . . . « « » 40 Epsom Salts, per I a3 6 al 5c. Eskay’s Food , . . . . « «oo 1,00 Father John’s Medicine. . . -90 1.00 Fellow’s Syrup... « « . -89 35c, Freezone , ie ee ee a 33 1.25 Gray’s Glycerine Tonic. . 1.19 50c. Hind’sI1&ACream . . . 37 $1.00 Horlick’s Malted Milk . . «79 50c. Java Face Powder . . , . +36 30c. Kolynos Tooth Paste . . . +21 75c. LaBlache Face Powder. . . +59 30c. Laxative Bromo Quinine . . -24 $1.00 Listerine . 2... . » 0% 25c. Lyon's Tooth Powder... -18 50c. Mennen’s Shaving Cr... «45 1.00 Mellin's Food . . . . . . 69 50c. Mulsified Cocoanut Oil. . . -39 O6u Mum 23 TOONGGls 6 64 4 6 1s 6 CoO $1.10 Nuxated Iron. ww ww 00D 15c. Palmolive Soap . . . . . 09 50c. Pebeco Tooth Paste. . . . «37 _ Peroxide Hydrogen, , . , 25 80c. Pompeian Massage Cream. . .65 60c, Resinol Ointment, 3 a eee 25c. Resinol Soap . . . . . «20 60c. Sal Hepatica . . . . . , 40 1,50 Scott’s Emulsion. . . . . 1.19 35e, Sloan’s Liniment, , . . , +29 Seidlits Powders, , , . 2. » +23 60c. Syrup of Figs. . . . . . 42 606¢,Vick’s Vaporub, . . . . . 50 Wampole’s Cod Liver Oil. . , . -79 25e. Woodbury Soap. . , . . 20 A SALE! PYRALIN TOILET ARTICLES AT % OFF A very desirable and complete selection in plain as well as the new DuBarry de- sign. Here is an opportunity to buy odd pieces to add to that Gift Set you got Jhristmas—or to buy a complete set at a saving if you were disappointed. Each piece is plainly marked with the selling price. The clerk will subtract V4. IVORY FINISH This offer for January only. Better Values Longer Credit Clearance Sale and 10th Anniversary COUNT FIFTY! NO. RHEUMATIC PAIN Don’t suffer! Instant relief ||} follows a rubbing with old “St. Jacobs Liniment.” To the Worthy Poor No worthy person need suffer a moment for want of proper Medicine. Prescriptions will be filled FREE OF CHARGE at any Liggett Store upon presentation of a note from the - FREE with each 60c jar of Cocoa Butter Cold Cream Ovr regular tor 05 Ladies’ and Misses’ All Wool, Fine Quality, WINTER “dosing” rheumatism. y; not one case in fifty Rul Jacob’ Liniment” right on the “tender spot, Hand Sewed Arch Support soothing, pe face powder & cream, A 35c box of Charmona Face Powder i 1 rt oe C O A ‘ S nue ee Biter Hwee ‘sali Long Counter, Hong Heel During doctor on his professional card, and distress. “St. Jacob's Liniment | . stating the patient is needy. eo Winter's newest noints and doesn’ j and most wanted Styles and Fabris, all ewes naingt ad | nicely lined and tallored. Peseta utes | srookiyn's bes anvun dun couse || $ 50 $ ness stops. se naa i |] 0204 Mle Ava, Cor, Bdge Sto |, | r= er ie ie ST $9.4:50 a $40 of ald time, honest “St, Jacob's Lini am Ba Ph fal a nent” from any drug store and in * — mon ou'll be free from pain: . + $9 9.50 $ Inches and’ stiffness, Don't. suffer APPLY POSLAM sas fe nk Constipation and 29 50 |Rub rheumatism away.— Advt i ii | Sluggisn Liver Don't take chances, Get Carters Lule Liver Pills right now. They never fail to make she liver do ite duty. They relieve constipa- The ‘‘Milled-in-¢ /)’’ Tooth Cleanser A Wonderful New Discovery Chlorox contains a wonderful element now used for the first time in tooth paste. It removes tar: Other REDUCTIONS In higher priced, Fur-trimmed, silk lined COATS, MEN’S OVERCOATS $15.75 Formerly $29.75 STOP ALL WORRY OVER SICK SKIK ||HELP YOUR DIGESTION “ Wh id-di: tar, massages. gums and protects tooth enamel.| Gon, banish im. $29.75 $42.50 ji alga ghar This remarkalle ingredient is White Russian Oil Elgestione “ relieve the indigestion t ie milled, wlong with @ non-abrasive polishin, | driveout bills e $47.50 $62.50 with Discourage at once the progress 0 gents $0 Ut it is carried into the finest crevices | Gusness stop : ® 1 k 80) ei y in the teeth and under the overlap tissuesof | Gizzineans, COURTEOUS SALESPEOPLE TTR etannel tte yun eral the'gum'whert Kt amis ania inion ving | areca é essed by eee or otlier irritatin ties and reveals a clean tovth e. 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CARTER’S IRON PILLS, Nature's great nerve and blood tonic for Anemia, Rheumatism, Nervousness, Sleeplessness and Female Weakness, Ocarina must bear slacatare Aon 7 ie oreO Monday till 9 p. m. Wednesday till 9 p,m. Saturday till 10 p,m. Other Evenings till 6 p. Oe Le De Meee [ OPEN EVENINGS | re, For free sampl ney Laboratories, 24 New York City. is a daily treat t Contains Poslam.—Advi West. 47 Poslam tender skin, World Wants Work Wonders items bpm z BROOKLYN tence 4 .