The evening world. Newspaper, December 20, 1919, Page 12

rr enn in ta Ney ie | COMIC PAGE |SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1919, j About Plays and Players HILADELPHIA isn't so slow, af- A WEIGHTY SITUATION, | ter all, N LITTLE MARY MIXUP | AL4y OUR WRAPPING “PAPER \ 1S Gone — 7 Guess Te | HAVE TS Pack ‘THis IN 3, OLD NEWSPAPERS | that “Ap! sans her tury Theatre here reached the city | Ev . \ L cant FIND, 1 WONDER. Ly comic | (“on used j Face IT To Pack 2 ee | Rar OLD | ae Box 2 Witte w -w-? I'm GLad T HAve THAT AK TER Aur Hing. PACKED / AN tour's WORK \ ar epreermar L Found 17 MoM —BuT IT \ WAS CLEAR 5 in people ybody liked the but there was one marring in- Frank McIntyre, who 4 1 Trenton this week than | show, gation dramatic writ- | ‘ his arm fi Mi. t efe decided to run ov oak Nard iat a few shocks. They wi e in New | Holmes, the t comedian ght | "Miss Millions, Work jate this alternc 's dress athe? in the ofthewtra at |{0N, Toor. The 8 at the tiny they will gat ap ashe “| Puneh & Judy are so small that Mr. © Sheehan and dure Appy to do ber | joimes’s fits him like a glove. When t Endest. he McIntyre to All the members of the delegation the door be- Mave told tioir wives they're coming, | CAusG Mr, Holmes was in the way, 0@ business of course, and have posl-/the way because Mr. McIntyre was ttvely promised to return to Philadel-|in the way. Finally Mr. Molntyre \ phia some day. At the Pennsylvania | ad to squi ough a window and Terminal they will be met by Will A.) Con parative ter ie wae Page, manipulator of the Morris Gest) “and step through feebox, who wil! escort them to a hote hy | 2 the door, si Mr. McIntyre has had weird ex- sit them down in the dining room 4nd) gariences of this sortbefore. One day fmform them the lid is off so far aS;when he wanted to call on A. H gustenance goes. Appy will be warncd| Woods at the Eltinge Theatre the of the) presence in the audience of the ake te ibn there had to Philadelphians and, if she has the| Mightest intention of wearing a beauty YES, HOW ABOUT IT? spot to-night, she will be asked to re-| R. EA. who lives tn Bast 63th gh aa "1 train. Among those who will be in becad pty oe Penge lei aed aun ONE THING To BE — ne H : R THIS ! A GREAT HERO } party are: Jdred and Nineteen.” a + STHANKFUL FO! ; HE BROUGHT Rermats L: Dick, the ministerial, an|make you thinks Nd HAE Mill) | CurisTMAS" 19-PEACE ‘ I SPosee? Did x £ A { i were, critic of the Record. | Today, the papers say REIGNS once More! HE WIN A’ CROSS WIFE BACK WITH ' James 0b, Gee Duffy and Bushnell) The world is no more to play; | 2 OVER “THERE HIM ' ) Diamond of the Wress. | If you knew what woutd you think “Luke “® A Richard J. Beamish, managing) At December seventeen? _ of the Press, who loves train | pirse 19 think, second to act, jes. ; t B®, Marti of the North Amert- | Would you put yourself on the rack) gan, recently married, but who never |Or would you see how many people : shirks a duty. | Your kindness to be? KB. T. Cr ser, an earne: Arthur Tub! en of the Evening Led- | 7, i 54 Phe " viaent ot That would solve the worid's 6, critic of the Balle- | Mystery. | tip, who has his doubts. A GOSSIP. G. P. Garde, city editor of the In- | quirer, who f{cels that his readers have a right to the news, Phil Kingsle y editor of the ‘ord, who always | 'P5* | tries to be on hand to asstst his chief, | Victor Herbert's latest musical piay, ‘Alvin Plough, moving picture editor | “My Golden Girl,” opened last night of the Ledger, horning in because |! Stamford | Derothy Dalton is a movie actress {The usual Sunday night concerts Harry L. Knapp of the Inquirer, | Will be given to-m at the Win-| @ean of ail the Philadelphia critica | ter Garden, Lyric, 4ith Street, Central | and Chairman of State Board of | and | Film Censorship, a man who has seen| A * version of “Hamlet” | almost everything. | will be off by the Friars at their ae “Mr, Gest and I will see that the ic at the Lexington ‘Theatre to- JOE’S boys have a good time,” said Mr. w night | Page last night. “We know they'll | enjoy tiie show and to-morrow I shall eacort them to churc and later to one of the museums. “But the icebox?" asked. “It will not be working. Not a mingle one of the Philadeiphia boys CAR 8 Joined Ethel |] cogs win Frew Pebehing Co (MV Rovaing Waitt company at 5 ALL RIGHT “THEN -*1F "Y INSIST"ON A COOK, WE'LL HARTA CUuY OUT GETTIN’ A CAR! CAN'T AFFORD BOTH — a Declassey MORETDRIZZLIN, RAIN! Darling and duties no the Keith Vaudeville f the late K, . ‘ hag ever tasted liquor.” od jformerty of the Win. f eee ‘ wish "D0 Gor A { “TALKIN Ssay, LISITEN ¢- “See | varacry ernie wenalnik vocently itn \THa's A CINCH! YGONNA FIGURE A HOUSE NEARER‘ TO \VE» DECIDED, LL “TAKE! NUTT'S DOPE. Jeff Nutt, who is out in Joliet, IL, WOMAN out ? wife and little daughter Muriel he a big dinner. WELL, I'M SICK —TH' TROLLEY !_ “WaT “LiL, CLOSEDIGAR nt us a story about a new play| Henry Haummel, carriage man at : at ae there. His Communication the Eltinge, and colored, is petting up OF HANGING oveR 1 WAS LOOKIN At het follows: a big Manasia dance.’ Henry ways “THe STOVE AND “Dear Dud—I and the wife stopped |Managia” means all colors will off here to try to collect $50 th wife's brother owes her, byt th we got out of it was two tic the theatre. However, they an 31 wind that blows nobody 60 1 am happy to inform you saw a new play caiied ‘The Funn Old (Man and Woman in the World produced by a man who says he take it direct to Broadway my criticism of it. Print will scoop the town: ‘The Funniest |2#™med Adolph Mann | Gid Man and Woman in the World’ ig a good farce, but we think the A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | ‘an in his drunken scenes | Robert Spectand writes us he saw Broadway would never | the following sign in a Brooklyn dry | a drunken intoxicated man, |800ds store's window: “We are about | me is needed here. The|to retire. All garments one-half off!" leading lady, Miss Mazle Roselle — Clemenceau, is rood but she does not FOOLISHMENT. know how to cry. Undoubtedly she |The snow looked ao good to Smith's} wil pick up in this respect before wife. | she hits New York. The other actors * were all pretty fair; but we think|That Smith said: “Ah, light of my| the play is a steal from “Three| — tife, | ‘Tramps on a which we saw in| 7 at Cohors in 19 ‘This, of courae,| At Christmas I'l! get you | gd ave to be elin ted, Out-| A cutter, you bet you.” le of this, we be Rroadway ) 2 7 7 r. Me tore tne Slay no Hateclag [Af Christmas he gave her a knife model in the second act will go al —r uttle further. Proadway does not FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, like deception. ‘The author's name is| “Children, stop that yelling. You're Cooley, and this is his first work. | making too much p BeMeve us, it work too—| “But, mother, | days?" THE SINK !! roof the film “The ~ will see it open a} Rialto toe ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Cannon—Only at the, headquarters | of the phonograph companies. K. K. K.—Yes, there is @ comedian MYt—T NEVER EXfEcTED VO FINO YOu AT HOME, —7 LOO'—YKNOW- = \ MRS. 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