The evening world. Newspaper, December 16, 1919, Page 28

By BIDE NE Albert Payson Terhune, who raises dogs at Pompton Lakes, N. J., has sent us a communi- eation in rhyme, under the appropri- ate ttle of “By Way of Extortion,” Which would indicate (hat he doesn't} get Snough of theatricals at Pompton | Lakes. In order to show you just! what offect dog raising bas on 5 | we're Kolng to print it. Woof! We Said Old Mister Dudiey, in Peewee ple’s store: hat nu ferhun don't annoy 1 ANd seasons, * he's pulled m some show. it on my desk and promulgate tN St ‘nerves and th es toad He'd strike me for seais and pick out some show that flashed me no me hb six months or off let for a pass tol For sr \ the message of doom, ‘8. KR. 0. Thank goodness, he's gone; he's at Pompton, N. J., where people don't know there's such things as a play. About Plays, and Players DUDLEY nounced by Man ing Director Bows fo week. Pr Band and N Wayburn'’s Demi Tasse Revue w out, the latter being discontinu to permit of intensive rehearsing tor a new Wayburn show for New Ye week, David Bispham will sing uoxt week and there will be a Christmas fantasy, a scenic novelty, fntroduc ing ve instrumental music ¢ This will inelude thy the Ruwdan Cathedral ) 1 an offering known as many Yuletide,” i ine lude a balley led by Pourl Rogay here will be, also, the usual pro| symme of motion pictures GOSSIP. L4o, Ditrichstein, in “The Purple | * will open in Hartford Ch Day vy ‘Ashford joined the cant dal at the 89h Street The last night dean Neweomb hax teen added to Herbert's new n Girl” ers oof the © Club Y Phe My life is now merty and free from) “The Storm," at 48th st wil care. Terhune's at his bh and] Theatre lust night he’s. duc to stick thefe.. Ih to yea|, Jitne McAlpine has been engaged \by Willia leads in fuse an old Failure like him, whose] series of cash and intelligence both have! pmmy Dextinn will sing two He Brown dim. Twixt his merits and] prow songs for the Palewiine Restor. needs there's sorta of disparity, /ation bund at the Hippodrome Sun- | doled him out seats « matter of] day afternoon. | :! charity, Vm giod that he's gone tol The Western {08 Shine” Soin fee, Pew fields of endeavor. Dm braking | pany will y might iny es with joy that he's left here forever.| Johnstown, sh e's buried in J mowuito- |" Channinis new. play. ' Tringed thickets and rr again willl Room at t opened at t m4 ke strike me @or tickets.” Globe nic City, last! But Peewoeple winked at the night. Republic of the bunch, and snickered: | here Monaay as ho Sign on sorry to copper your hunch. Bu Pomptun Bazoo, the Greenpoint ningiam, song writer, and News’ twin, informs ail the world hovante danni. teaag a that Terhune's coming in. He's due 5 tour inf new avt yosters ty strike town the fifteenth of De- vember ind you ure blamed near ihe first friend he'l! remember. For cight months he's lived the glad life of a Tube, but he's buying his tickets for udgon’s old tube, and soon he'll be | addling, unshaven and slow, to cail on the man who has seats for a show. you repel him and turn him down flat, remember he's old and a dead one and fat. You may have a grandfather back in the West with nigotined whiskers and spots on his vest. Now, how would you like it 1 folks should screech ‘No!’ when your poor old grandad cadged seats for a how? In mem'ry of all the dead tease you have known—of down the-hee! folks yon may call your own— when he whines for seats, as he's blame certain to, come across with a * will—like he’s hopin’ you'll do.” ) «JEALOUSY NOTE. Mark A. Luescher, manager of the ippodrome, says he knows of ut seven press agents who are try- ed to charter boats for a trip to fassau for members of the troupss they represent. JOLSON TO START IT. ‘The Moevera, Shubert will inaugu- rate their “run” policy in connection with the Shubbert-Creacent Theatre, Brooklyn, n@&xt Monday when Al Jol- gon openr an indefinite engagement there in “Sinbad.” Heretofore this theatre has been operated under the “week stand” system. - A WEIRD MAN. WYiliam 8. Lemen of No. 126 Greene Avenue, Brooklyn, wasn't feeling well the other night and he wrote the fol- lowing “poem”: He lwoks so strange and lonely, Standing on the street, I notice with reat pity that His shoes are fult of fect. He's neither red nor yellow, © But this I know is true, While some contend he's very green, To me he looks quite blue. There's Ndir al through his whiskers, He's corns there on his toes, His hat-band makes sweet music, | No matter where he goes. i bis ' CAPITOL’S NEW POLICY. jtreatment, the sitter asked: te. in the pro- A , change gramme at the Capitol Theatre is an- day at pew's Fulton Street Theatre “The Wedding in Gooweland,” is the title of a new Christmas offer ing to be produced at the Strand next week under the direction of Ad Newburger. Mildred Richardson of “The Little at| Whroppe nt the Casino, will sing at | the Friars’ Frolic Sunday night the Lexington tre. Rudolph Friml, the compos: her on the piano. Three will accompany hundred and fifty public ers and their friends saw Melody” at the Shubert t night. Edward Mandel was chaperon, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Burstein—Jeff says to tell you're a regular guy. Silver—"The Merry Widow" opened at the New Amsterdam Theatre on Oct. 21, 1907, you A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Willie Cummings says he believes they held this year’s six-day bicycle race to get rid of last year’s hot-dogs. Greenpoint Home News. FOOLISHMENT. (By 8, M. Ehrlich.) 1 am worried about my liquor, About my income taz, too, please note, Imercly think of my sugar, And a lump appears in my throai, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE., “That's a modest clock.” “Why?” “It has its hands up to its face.” PAINTING A PORTRAIT. pompous old gentleman was A having his portrait painted. It was to -be given to him as a present. After sitting for an hour in silence, he thought he would ‘break the monotony with a remark. “Flow are you getting along?” he inquired. To his astonishment the artist, ab- sorbed in his work, replied: “Move your head a little to the right and shut your mouth.” “Not being accustomed to such “May I ask why you address me in this manner?” The artist, stil absorbed in ‘his | work, replied: “I want to take off a little of. your cheek!"—London Answer: TYRONE: 24in. 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