The evening world. Newspaper, December 13, 1919, Page 12

Fa leita RT yan COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1919. MARY MIXUP a rary i Ke re AND HURRY } og | ) WAVE THE correr (om, pent fu — v—— | “Back —, | ) K CAN OF BEANS | GROUND OR WN O+, DONT PuT | \ wee EAT “EM | { aAn® « } | { AN” & Pound ; The BEANS } 1T ON THE Beans { j~Se PA peel | os FF te Ca es NOKET grafters are at work | should go in the «how hin } Cprree J DSC Semen inlaid | r 1 ' Burnside 1th . , — a : ~ again in the theatrical dis rict ’ t eS _— ¥ z ; thers connected with shows and ask | purneue a look and sald } 8 “Yor seat ming to be editors of; “You may fire when ready, Grid j Warious magazines or friends of thea. ley Re.| Mr. Hubbell Mrieal people. A man went to th * now aiming the gun WwBlic Theatre jast night and said Gossip. gOtto Harbach had sent him there for Clara Moores will be seen in “Shay Bhwo tickets. The treasurer telephoned | ings” when it is produced + hA@ Bolomon of the Casino, who found| Karl Carroll has engaged Henry MBir. Harbach in the house and ob- ven: 3 « Sbanks f ey &@ denial of any knowledge ot | w - delwyn f . man's claim er, on being | T ) ow night. warned down, Midnight y. Not long box officer o ker and the Co humber of seats for and ‘The Little W « they were for the me ,kaown ciub and giv | Fro! bh « song which ieraseaghichag hdl et, yhite sing Monday the Knicker- nigh nd bought a] Alice Liow@ saw pe oe eg |Ody" last night. she nts inde at one of the co Magic Me ughed heartily ns—Tom M San re SayiNG | Naughton, her husban re of a well! ‘The first dress reheursul of ¢ in payment | Wayfarer’ took place at Madi Square Garden last night nn Ww 7 a) = \ = % im ~ = 2 < i © ? | copynant 10% Posse Puahudin oe iM Y Peening _ = < R\ ~ eyayre git eon , vebeoks which later turned out to be} on will Soin the cast of forgeries. Peapi> who appeared wih thevagei sieves Theacte| THE, BIG LITTLE FAMILY A Full House, Say We! the tickets were permitied to see the |t the role of Regina show the Uhenteas ie. |. The usual concerts will | > en hers wf ceonll ops ta ltne r Garden, 44th Street, Lyric | a pie i the loses, Plans were laid ang Central Theatres to-morrow ap capture the man, tut he has not| night | OH! Bay! BoucHT \ Now T Gorta PuT (TIN A Good ‘Deen lo aT id Gurney has be P| . i: % etc § sicwins | by the Messrs. Shubert for a role in | FRIEND WIFE A HIDIN' PLACE WHERE eS art CARPENTER Busy. “The Mood of ithe Mo ; or WELL LILY XMAS Th’ WIFE NoR ANY ‘ATS WOT {crate BARRO Jon Golden has accepted for pro-| , Harry Houdini jumped into the | PRESENT } DAWGoNE OF TH FAM X SAD ‘ WoutD (NK : Guction a new comedy by Edward rt to rescue four men from a WON'T SHE BE SuRPRISED Ubilds Carpenter. e mame wuthor boat | : XMMP MORN t HERES YouR Dear? XMAD PRESENT has signed contracts covering a Lon-| Gilbert Miller, having seen “Mon tie ‘ pen at the New ' ‘aco “ sieur Beaucalre” ° . Tres Hoare” and Attnue Hopiare, | Amsterdam, is ailing for London to- | 3 . . x 4 A | ? im association with George Tyler, 1s | 9% seeking a New York theatre for M Garpenter's play, “Bab.” Ae if th @ Adoucit, ‘ weren't enough for one man the Cur. | 4, (Wo-act comedy next week, Mile. Senter play The ‘Cinderela, Man’ | Caubet and M. Casaresus will sing in | ite 200th perfor: “ English. | by Deitrich=Reck, Inc. for an impor- | “CARNIVAL” DEC. 22. tant role in the support of is Ken ; t ‘The Mears. Shubert announoe that |G" VT Re | “on Monday evening, Doc. 22, Godfrey] 4 role by Oli Tearle will be seen at the 44th Street! parton Butle ‘Theatre in “Carnival,” @ new roman-| cay yamma's A flair ; fo drama by H.C. M. Hardinge and) finel Barrymore will unfurl the new Matheson Lang. in the supporting | age of the Actors: Hquity at the hall company will be A. i. Anson, Mary Malone, Olive Oliver, Schuyler Ladd, Busi West phd... Laura Alberta ‘Nothing But Love,” now at the 44th that tho second 5 formance of Bisvet, will make 2 tour of the out-| ainsi show will take place at the Tying theatres, The Theatre Parisien will offer | Musique Adoucit les Coeurs” and The Hudson Guild Oe spuds Chun Aan Fulton Theatre to-morrow night is On Christmas Eve Claudius and "Se CO 5 De i AcauTious woman. | om ,cujamas, Ere Cuuuant) JOE'S CAR ; Anybody Here Seen Kelly} while the words their songs are oman went to th box-office at Mhel thrown on a screen, will Introduce | <r MA Pom Patan Co OY Homing wats . Seed 008 wo PE ag de brie Christmas carols and invite the audi a » to KO to ly Enem s.” On being told) “"r : Incle Joe Cannon Ras written John was not) ag left but second) nrinkwater congratulating him on hie LOOK JOE , WHY NoT SELL (T “To ONE OF KELLY WRECKING Company! | WELL WHY WOULDN'T I LOOK SOUR ? 1 HAD MY CAR PRACTICALLY Beats, ve replied: be atulating him on hl th “WRECK SHOPS”? =e. =< cane $f ig BAY, Prienaly Bae-| nich wit borshown at the Cort the {| SOLD TO A GUY YESTERDAY — nots Keer b-b-¥ . Wetty mite’ in the «0 peney, 2607 atre Monday evening. AN’ BEFOR IT KNow A PLACE NE ALWAYS LIKED THEM. Thero will be an, increase in priecs nt EFORE HE CouLd COME. ae | eal got ner eng Vhyeae brag Bos aOR matulday caarbanise 10 “Take tT AN ees RADIATOR BEehsin Tt GoTcHa! tend | a 4a nolida ernoons /n¢ cs | z t Spight.'A film starring Will Rogers is | ments encticctry nay wEerhoons and GRORE ghe piece de resisiance there this! pus 14 cents war tux. On other nights “Week. After it was shown, a manland saturday afternoons | 4 > first ten DEHEER y warned to Mr. Freedman and said: — | rows in the orchesira will sell at th SHOULD “Pretty good, ol)? I always did like vane ? NeT use the Rogers Brothers and this one ts y ’ C Nex Ue r quit as funny without lis brother as | cost of improving the tone of buries rater the was with him.” iw tho reason. Att bay ARTHUR LEVY'S “BOMB.” ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES Avthur Lavy, the Beau Brummell of | c.f. 1 —Tho oply way 1 kn fame Woods offices, formerly of Mans-|to ubmit your sdig te wome } “Held, O., was sitting at his desk yes- | or (o the publishe ody reaming of the beauties of | ©. G.—You are tho fifth this old home, whch Sam Hirschberg, |has written to mo. about @ifice boy, entered the room. man recently, It looks lik “Gee!” ‘maid Bain. “They was altising scheme. Why not write feller just come in here that looked Mike a “Anarchiet.”” 7 FO : ’ kee Anarchist.” ie asked ar-| _.& THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY: , There are two kinds of debts—nec-| ay TJust’ then a siring holding an|@##@ry and unnecessary, You don’ es r jec oe WN tric bulb over Arthur's head need to be ashamed of the first ke and the light came down on head, exploding as it struck the FOOLISHMENT, @ Ward surface. The athletic Mr. Levy |A Montclair young lady, quite fair, | A MvcH " YES, Mi WAAT'S THe LAreGES fi i pmeet tree fee: straint up and | Once sau at the 40m bus tonne | (20,8 Aouur wie LA Artee A Man rine Accum | Se eo NSURANCE AGAINST FIRE Sarum 2 yell thot soun: 8 | You hug welt, hear.” DOUGH WITHA US THIS LATED MILLIONS , HE eee EXALTED , I'VE GIVEN IVE Ever HEATED OF! : “Phe young lady stenographer was| Said she, “Oh, my dear DIEING |= MAMONAIRE BEGINS TO THINK OF TRE | 16 THar s ly amused. 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