The evening world. Newspaper, December 11, 1919, Page 25

) 9 aw 5 in THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1919 | Motorman Is a Travelling Man and Conductor's | Business Is Always Fare——Between the Two of) | Kiddie Klu b KCorner ’Em the Passengers Are Taken In—Conductors j | Fill Up Car Space Like a Presidential Message— | Poor Little Income ! peRtteletgcn,, Conducted by Eleanor Schorer Which Is Completely. | nomen sat - ? ; By: Neat R. O'Hara | Fill Out This Coupon to Obtain TICKETS to “Che Wishing e YS that run a trolley car are called a crew—some crew! $ : Motorman has all the power and the conductor has the Copyright, 1919. by The Prem Publahing Co. (The New York Evening World.) Members of The Evening World Kiddie Kiub who wish to ate punch. One wave will stop crew—when a passenger - | $ tend the Klub Christmas Play, “The Wishing Ring.” does the waving. Car crew sails the bounding main line instead our | SEN D it to Cousin Eleanor, together with a SELF-ADDRBSSED of the bounding main. But they're good sailors and never get AND STAMPED BNVBLOPE. car-sick, Some crews work in the subway, some on the elevated and Rane some crews are 6n the level. Motorman ADDREBG,...0..65 ceseeeeterteeneee oe Sento eeeeeeee controls the juice at one end and con- ( ; ductor the jitneys at the other end, When PER coeliac teil dol laa’, the day’s work is over both ends mei C | Carmen have an opara named atter them, | ; han oe f : afte adult's ticket, & And when it's sung it’s one of the few i No adult will be admitted without a child. t arma 01 " " prt perp arman comes out with a perfect No child under thirteen years of age will be admitted without an Car guys run all kinds of car: , ke f. thirteen years and over may use the second ticket let cars on Broadway shoot to kill, . to brin, fi ne 4 town cars double-cross the city. Elevated ¥ ; Bs be ‘ carsare above the common people. Sub- i way routes are in the ground, Car rails are the only Kind still in THAT MADE HE use in America, Guy that puts his foot DIZZY \ on the first and second rails will find ‘em ad harmless. But the third rail’s full of kick—it'll knock him stift. Many a car bet acaie " that's stuck to the rail till 2 A, M. has a One morning after breakfast my} It wae about § o'clock when some gone home to the car barn without a friends and I decided to go for a pic- y knocked at my door. I went td see who it was stegeer. nic. The day was hot and wo were] Sdminn il Bee | S few sey Motorman is a travelling man and * Z very tired before we reached @ suita-| knew where his sandbag was. I , ‘ » to have,our pienic. that I did not, but told him conductor's business is always fare. Between the two of ‘em the : . neated ourselves immediately | wife waa a fairy and that Passengers are taken in. Car crew always bas a route, same as ( r the large trees ot . they | know where it was. W! d the customers walk ¢ ‘ ° 1 cool the heat within us.|/came in I asked ber if she the vaudeville actors, And the customers \ out on ‘em, same * wvéed, and then we|Mr, Sandman's b was, 4 told as they do the vaudeville actors. A vaude acrobat rings up the thought that would all go berry| that he wanted it, #0 be could curtain some of the time just like a conductor rings up the fares. picking. ‘© formed into little squads! sand into the children's eyes, Bhe some of the time 8 And set out to see who could pick the! the fairies had it, and that abe of most berries get it for him. When she brot You've got to admit the couductor’s hospitable, Makes no Unfortun I set out with some| {5 him, Mr. Sandman maid, difference to him how crowded the car is, the always room for girls me we Me hicwnarey pac you Now. Santa, you will be one more. And if you think there ain't he insists on it. Conductor satin er Eres ot ee oe but in order to get there we had to boys.” will put himself out of the way to take on another passenger! cross a brook, To sult our need, we By JOHN OSGOOD, How many times have you heard the old conduck shout, “Move saw a narrow board stretching across} nine years, : ai s the brook, Nobody was willing to ko up forward, pleas Qvery time he says it he’s giving the front on it to see if It were safe for the ’ ‘Pp, W o f ays boasted of Foom to somebody. Conductor {Ms space lyke a\Presidential meg- Nheas E one AS Tt ail looked to me to| {HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB ANB sage, which is completely. Aud a conductor ab¥ore a vacuum S ‘ ore LE walk on it, So 1 went straight ahead OBTAIN YOUR PIN, the same ax Nature does: Guy that said “Three's @ crowd” was INCOME? teaee ory teeeresterereeeres AGB. ccceee as if 1 were not afraid of anything, no conductor. If the conduck only pushed himself forward like ua u Poca: Wists ) Whee i. Fete Me ek Ra he does the rest of us guys he'd be president of the road before INCOME / HE IS IN me frightened and 1 wanted fo run The cae crew is @ great gang. Motorman mak up time as LAST Lancy! water, he goes along and the conductor makes up the streets as he goes My friends began to laugh, for to] $*Klub Pin” along. Only difference is the motorman controls HIS brakes, but them Wesenaaie Ae a edly aes ee the conductor can't control his. Conduck knows all the streets Ieagon T learned. trom this ‘adventure 2.26 ow by, their last names, but he never gets A dear friends, ix not to stful. familiar enough with ‘em to call ‘em by By RUBECCA FEINBIRB, eleven COUPON NO. their first names, Conductors are the only guys that use the universal lan- Schawcerery ster nthe rol Prolong Your Life Wirtsumpf Street to them. A New York a“ conductor could work in Petrograd with- ns By Eugene Lyman Fisk bss a dasied peta j Medical Director the Life Extension Institute, New York City. Railway company gives service Written Especially for The Evening World. to the guys with long enlistments. ay y if Y iv * |. by Tho Frese Publishing Co. (The New York Evening that works five sin Brooklyn gets a ’ at How I> YouR UTTLE INCOME To Day? World.) , Meylan of Columbia University recently stated that ‘ a , bi ag men of to-ay are ving on a plane of 40 or 50 per cent. physical ¢} pitas stripe a foreign : pie bh Pal ‘ Dr. Royal 8. Copeland, Health Commissioner of New York, asserted pes mean ten years and a bunch of ‘em ‘ 4 N - h b 3 T h J F e tically the same thing. The mening Are sermities Mi Bigs mean a lifetime, same as they do at Sing . l to a number of leadnig physicians of the coun: as views Sing. Tunnel guards are in the sub- Oo u r e ug i) r 8 nnenenmamenemed e a r r a m U y to rules of health and living essential to promoting longevity. The Aret one marine service and those Brooklyn boune- 4 : L Cl k IreneLoeb By Ro y | M cCardell aeries of articles is presented to-day. ers'are first to fight. The Brooklyn pas- , A arm oc a Cheevieha: 2008. ke, Suh eles Peace a ‘eas The Health Span. eengers treat ‘em rough. One thing's Coprriaht, 1919, by The Prees Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World ) I. JARR halted awkwardly, al-| to-night and geo if 1 am not there; Y INTPRBST is not in prolonging the life span, in parsimontoasty, certain, though—the car guys see pervice! HE other night 1 was awakened things that cause annoyance, ¢s1 though he knew be would pe | Nd Jenkins, the bookkeeper, tov.” hoarding every grain of vitality, but im prolonging the health spanj Gomebody's always atiacking their lines by the, sound of an alarm | #t unusual time, only telling the truth, the|omurauemeajed wearily. vh wont The health span is the period during which man enjoys ex- Car companies discovered the nickel { clock. CRG ot at was one of the kind ee tn ign whole truth and nothing but the truth. eau you and that man Jenkins have| uberant, abounding vitality, with ample physical reserves, The so-called before Woolworth, but Woolworth wa that seems to go! . j Verhaps, us Mrs. Jarr afterward said | hired @ hypnotist—no, | moun intoxioation of youth, a keen zest in living and a vjvid interest in life are thé * 4 aint le ‘é triloqulst—to imitate your voices; and ahead of ‘em on getting the dimes. Railway sharpers have now on until you take | clock is tly a ie pen Homily: Sh wae kal Lh have posted him at the telephone in| expressions of it, It is the period when men can take heavy! punishment, switched to Ford. They're trying to get what Henry got—six hold of it and ha wheer novelty of it, he hesitated, case anybody should be suspicious "4 "4 cents. Or maybe seven if the public will play penny ante, Rail stop it “t © people who a “with the—um—er—holidaya ap-|and oall up.” Seeing an incredulous | ental and physical, and come up smiling, This health Bran waaay ‘ 2 e e ie will play penny ante, Rail- "alate eu hen nein are the people Wes voaching, we-um—er—are very |/00k on Mr. Jarr's face, ahe added: | reaches its peak long before thirty and does not extend over a period ef way bunch figures Jesse James wasn’t the only uy that knew ) Doubtless the Toney f | , ‘i “Oh, there are men that can d i 7 Just when things are going peaceably | bugy down at the of do such} more than ten years, how to hold up passengers, » sleeper was either rae yoy unin t fe isn't wo. ba bee fa ene If 14 vain ocen: | ney ,t heard A nian at @ vaudeville h unawakened = or |i fier all, su comes alons | Phe boss asked me if '@ mind com-| show imitating Virds and beasts of What are the causes of this early waning of vivid health? They ard Subway has no conductor--third rail does the conducting wad tin contort with some thor 1 lirely his ing back to-night and help Jenkins | the forest and a swwmill and the causes of all physical decay, disease, old age and death. They ar there. Subway is now the bright spot in a dull town. It’s the f Bay dip ‘ : obi ‘gp able to move to |W and in waich he wants to awaken! with the books, mobile and 8 Or the’ Kite Ard lunder the following categories; Heredity, Infection, Poison, Physicst only place that’s open all night in New York, and that’s where the your concern sa, wel underworld is! Yes, sir—the subway's the leading Broadway sue- by Tt was hours be- |help him, he ‘a ) he added: “Honest, it's true—Jeakins d he wot $100 a night stop it. Noting Mrs, Jarr’s incredulous guze, | crove. wonderfully, and 1] Strain, Physical Apathy, Mental Strain, Mental Apathy, Food Deficiency, Ye i ’ x pecinigess she | “Well, that's more thin Jonking| 00d Excess, Accident and Injury. cess, It's got the longest run and it always plays to standing *|, Sven fore 1 went to, {ie alurm just the a ‘i staying In town f rte aupper 9 and t gould Gay thie VECRetiin Imitne re the best means to combat | —————— room only. Admission is only a nickel now, although the specu- sleep again, us the result of this dis- in had ves in the suburbe—Kast Malaria iy you had not known 4 " aan tor of strange sounds,” said Mr, | thes cow? ‘The great funda- lators—from Wall Streei-—favor a raise, Wall Street guys will turbunce-—all of which gave me fo04) inatter might have you. kp Jarr But if you still doubt wll , ad ri idly. * ‘ « of protection is the i ‘ ' ; J ior soksolcn. RR ACCAy aronid: Save bends ny |g, Again, Mra. Sate gave him a stons me, dearie, Tl bring you any proot| periodic cxaminacon of the body and | ANNOUNCEMENT. ee Me i ape ae : i us : atic e da How thoughtless some people concern, it! Don't look at me | pou sweat, and he cased himself | the individual 4 the appli- “The Diamond Pin,” the fio~ There are so many pe at to his overcoat, received a per. on of corrective hygiene oF sciene ; vut such a seemingly trifling thing. | yr they have to do at ‘ed Mr. Jarr, prompted | runctory kiss from the martyr wife treatment to put tho busnan ta. | J) ten story by Carolyn Wellp, 1 know of a dear old lady who Was! cr meet soine (rial | at the implied injustice | und wae on bis way in order, Neglect of physteal| || usually printed on this page, attended by a doctor and nurse, but| events, they are n tt picious? Suppose 1 was | Disappointed oilers, ly the great under- will be found on one of the elars nlgorite aly | news pag Dlack’s got as much chance for a t as a banker, depending on who sits down first. Guy that said “Six feet of earth makes all men equa!” was chatting about the subway, And it also makes all for u:long period suffered from | YOu are suffering along Wit Sent | t ut everything you said| Arriving in the deserted jabyrinths |)" ger ant poe the 4 : 5 withithe rest of tHe strap: ee ee Ricca natehbor| acter 4 fd I get along fine, wouldn't |of the downtown business section se Ray ‘cme ie women equal-they bay ‘ } auch & CBE af flee nalgnbo ud y 7 3 am not suspicious, thank after dark, he found the melanehely on. the lndividues muae s hangers. There's just one big difference between the surface and {| with an alarm clock. im the f : | Jenkins waiting for him in the door rlained and seientifie methods ap- the subw with a woman. She has to wateh t tep in the sub: | it was not until the murke inter iy aus M | arr shrugged her shoulders, | way nearby i al I ih FO ADVERTISEMENT, way. Somebody else watches it on a surface ear. | fore jat the nuisance was stopped ; r nly bare going out bowling or to] “The ‘boss called it off, erowler In th ¢ sic rr sof living have | : “appnet 1 ‘ « ‘ on your eronies at that favorite| Jenkins, "After 1 had 't " ‘ LT —- but ally Her PeCOvAry wae: Pe t of yours on the corner to play | out home to my wife and she roasts mulated ld, “however Jarded becwuge of this distu Y t 1 pinochle,” she said, “say 60, Don't|/ine to @ fare-you-well, thinking |" applied vf istered | certain hour in the morning, just as : nd a hypoerit am patting one over on her the individual ¢ p H zs { to sta d by Two Minutes of Optimism | 20 oe ee ae ean eee ee oon aimom tates Mr at fk aaod end age fie ene |b Ye ate bes ; Great Way with the F needed rest in sleop ne All risht, then, If you think |lights out on account of tie coal | NOt cure a reo! Matar , . P Rats The thoughtless person in th’ : ‘ pocrite, you Just call me up| strike, and me with 85 cents in my] Sil or chronic : Ale egos Covyreh:, 1918 by Thr Prose Punisting Co, hy New York Bening Worl ' menre te ; : ——— —- » home—-and te »| Kida | / stitt, clockwork rman 010 by Ths New Yor ) mh, Latwaye have the alarm ¥ : . an txtri hookkeonee |THE SIXTEEN IMPORTANT RULES | d pelea “ty But 7 . a ; ¥ . Jan hour before Tam ready f aay. Wana What was the name of the morrow to help ua out and that OF HYGIENE. Mellke dou thag Not Always Peanuts, |°over ten we got to the] 1 wit know L have that much longer | Shilo rina Pry coree ras ries DB i Cuil Eee rey si coins a3 | take. tong. or lahore 66 HEN [ was a youngst * to remain in bed. And I could just Ld sater’s massacre? set to disbelle w, no Wear lusht, and porous f ete, Simply ‘take W ih Chie iy ing down a different road.) a. weyl pny it under my pillow or in i matter what time » home, 1 by tha | her hat city is the seat of the or - tanh Anais | clothes. b: e hand apd she, 1 part of the room where nobody will thought I'd stick around and let you} "3 \ eek out-of-door occupations and | { had th i wW 1 : wed’ back | hear it but myself.” . : times he would chase one o Government of Alaski come down without warning you by! pooreations: Bennehat the} phone, and we might bowl a few! Sie ys you can, liked peanut t : a | Some day there will bo a law 4 orld), ‘od States obtain the Isle of /ffames, or xomething. Have vou got hire very particu 1 . t aa t00 Bt urinst this, as there is for other them, There " ot was our favor u , 6) no he got}a Vttle consideration and a bit : Any money? I'll eplit fifty-fifty with| 4g) Avoid overe ating and overweight ee Se eRges Danes. Bu lathe Usa nade? ’ - the part of an arto- ver ‘Fin doing!" exclaimed — the ie + game t Cg taree re i “captured Maas ceian we ap litt se noun, weld acu'ter again, Tthe Golden Bile will go & tons wy | wink * ’ a called which fits into the ie good ttn ‘Tim golng home| raw Bion se are 0 Kia at grown lrawing on tracing cloth? branch, beware the awful he four of us would each make a » written thought | Aside from the alarm clock, fhere rane’ oe rs Roay'a |ianche!’" quoted Jenkins with Liv it go pane Of th eit haar ) new one thing that our|are other needless noises created by | ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY wild grab for one of the biggest bass bird I QUESTIONS. “When Mr 3 w vender didn't know and | thoughtless persona who are forever vir 4 \ When Mr. Jarr No F 13 ‘ot allow poisons and Infoc “In a moment o thew at the man who docs not| precteut that there ore people with, | OAFTY, messes’? ; 2 Burr; % Holland; 4, $t.]of joy shone in thi wite | te ter the body MN A ly oe ee man would f me yal ’ iti SAK PRR RES TY Who wrot n Town's Michigan; ® Hebecea’ the of hte bosom. "Don't try to explain,” Keep the teeth, gums and tongue loys, kames and playthings, behl ho down | hla sto! rad whi in earshot who may be unnecensyr- |”. wens Joan of Arc: & Intsh; |she said, “you might get confused and behind, and we outing down | n peanuts @/ ily disturbed. aint F : Leavenworth; 10. “Phe Barefoot| give yourself away. The papers to-| ; vest and sleep in|{ MANHATTAN DOLL CO, I aw Miweet which led to what was called aay joges when he does. not con-} At such people would only stop and| " What is the headquarters of the! poy Carbon dioxide; 12, New| morrow will tell about that Gus's| moderation, \ 741 Fifth Avenue, New Yorks the Four Corners because four roads centrate,”* reflett, many @ one would not do’ police system of London calied? ti . . (place being raided!” | 16. Keep serene.