The evening world. Newspaper, December 9, 1919, Page 20

ah EVENING Wusnid, LUESDAY, DECOEMLER 9, 1919," Broken Arm a Life Saver It It’s Wife’s Fighting Arm | ‘ And She’s Walloping You' ’ oe The Price of What Would Have Happened tolzzy ifMrs.Izzy y | Pork Chops and Bacon Had Had the Full Complement of Punch} Shooters the Judge Shuddered to Think, So ; Here are reasons why the fine, the Timid East Side Husband, Whose Only | , i | Sin Was Cleanliness, Gets His Essex cori fresh pork tenderloins and pork chops, } Market Summons. aS : a or savory ham, or crinkly bacon, which By Roger Batchelder. ; “It was like this,” bean Lany. “| ) . ‘ meine you enjoy for breakfast, cost much more We cea no telling what woutal 7eme to take a bath and I took with | | per pound than the market quotation on tte Toaddore if] Me 1He soap with which to ke A ns ‘ bath. 1 guess that a two fighting arms) way the trouble In instead of was he had his} the first place, be- hands full and| cause I took by me admitted his ina-| the soap. Well, | when T comen back bility to cope! | received behind with the domestic! the ear the milk situation. ft sooms ¢ bet) “you mean that wrangling was in| your wife hit you progress at the| With a milk bottle Ketay home. Mrs.| 2nd punched y* | : SRS live hogs which you read in the newspaper: An average hog weighs 220 pounds. Of this, only 70 per cent (154 pounds) is meat and lard. femmes | “CT, > 4 So, when we pay 15¢ a pound for live hogs, we ro had| reed 1aky” aa I've been Accepted : are really paying more than 21¢ a pound for the meat SUE Wate fost ec thay'c, On arm! mused Judge Nolan. ig ’ : ‘ ” which we will get from these animals, even after I m going to be a Telephone Operator taking into account the value of the by-products. tho contrary, while he was as inno-! [gzy ‘I mean, that is just what But people show a preference for only one-third cent as could be, that arm probably| saved me with myself from being saved his life. t that was his] Mundered” contention whe t were you doing when ahe hit ame to Busex ; Purket Court to for life, Wberty| “I was being bit," admitted Tany, Of course, she is elated! She has secured a position , M Yot she had vken arm? in- : 4 ‘ * aE : ee paett &t tence. jauivat Ne ads broken, arm ik tn: that is permanent and profitable. She will receive a of the whole—the pork chops, fancy bacon, and choice ; Nol. yas kee ot | manne: * A A . . i : RAAEO Asi g64 Wahi?” he aonea asl. Practly such J With one arm ahe's | salary while learning, will associate with other worth- cuts from juicy hams. bad ike the dickens, but when she . . . . & woman came to t ols over it and 0 T can't while girls, enjoy pleasant, healthful surroundings ani : : : ; want @ summons.” Frit whet. wit bappes to.0p, 1 want| b 8 felis J Y As pape reed ge and This means that when we are selling Premium ‘or whom?” | you should summons her with you at | e assured a real future in a real business, un eka Court mo that T ean be safe at home.” bacon at 43’2% per pound wholesale and Premium ‘or his wife. Him" was Izzy.) }115 Honor shook his head doubt- . i oe oa mee anh adi femal Pall Mt pga Heb a Rie eel If you are 16 to 23 years of age you are eligible to be- hams at 30f, there are other parts for which we Bahu... y come a Telephone Operator. Apply immediately at get as low as 6¢ or 8¢ per pound. The net result is eelfy" inquired His Honor. it, he seid an average profit to us of less than 1¢ a pound. I guess 1 do need it,” replied Inzy, “Lzay is suctr a delicate person, He| snatching at the passport to happl- 4 wi ai" ind leaving the grand old temple 7 . didn't know where the court was, and) DCN am) leaving te Bra ete ite | 1158 Broadway (corner 27th Street) Manhattan 1 did, and 1 wanted to come and sce|Ainung me," he concluded. $ a.m. to 6 p.m. or The choice cuts are higher because of a demand that his rights were protected.” ~e cto layer ragweed Jerry “ANOTHER CHANCE” SCHOOL. Telephone— Madison Square Official for them. ® Another thing: Only 35 pounds of the entire hog “Exactly such,” agreed the lady, “Lam here to protect my brother for Crippled | } i. and Disabled Men, | f . dary against his terrible wife.’ - ie, ; “L think 1 will hear Isadore’s story," | ner agg oN De cle dreiron oN “ —or about Yth is usually marketed at once. The rest 3 suggested Judge Nolan We anne Dilamia eitan * ies ar | must be pickled, cured, or smoked. This takes “My wife has a broken arm," de- Avenue, in a statement tssued NEW YORK TELEPHONE COMPANY months, and adds to the costs which must be met. olared lazy, when he had summoned /to-day urges that men who are dis- courage to speak ‘ abled and are unswle to find work call PST NESE “Do you want medical’ treatment| st the institute's employment bureau ; r | ‘és Bor meer isnaived the Judge. and register as applicants for positions. Buy Red Cross Christmas Seals and Help Save Lives. Swift & Com an S *L should cay not. 1 want treat.|, THO statement adds that the institute | i 9 [ if iy A . A “| has upon Ke rolls « number of ¢ ment for myself.” ers who are willing to employ “Tell me the whole story,” ordered 4 the eervice to cripple: Mis Honor. m employment is enti | Geventeen Wholesale Distributing Markets in Greater New York 3 Central Office, 32 Tenth Avenue G. J. 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