The evening world. Newspaper, November 28, 1919, Page 29

=f = oseenes oe wee esr= s- r seacies sae -= i ' ts Tol € rT) , ‘ ‘ 4 = af re ' ’ j ¥ ae care —~-emn wey > if % , father passes out he has brought in flenly #12." J THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1919," m’s an Actor, Not PERSHING CLUB ANNOUNCES Sams an Actor, Not a Bum, LAST DANCE FOR OFFICERS | Tackles the “Inside or Outside” Puzzle and Declares It “Out” for Sam, Who Must Go But He Likes Home Cooking And His Mother Has $100 eae ‘Keep It, Too, for Essex Market Judge Back to His Acting Job as a Doorman. ee By Roger Batchelder. LL of the Baffs—Joe, Sam and A Moe—were on the warpath. It ‘was an internal struggig, with Sam, who was the biggeat, always on top. More properly, he was always get- ting on the inside, while Joe and Moe wanted him out- sidé. And it was up to Judge Corrigan, in Essex Market Court, to decide ab top or on the bottom, and whether he should be allowed inside or kept outside. His Honor tackled-the day's puzzle with determination. “Why all this domestic strife?” he ‘inquired of Joe, when Sam was brought forward. “Sam won't work and is all the time ooming’ around for meals, He wants to eat in the house, and is always wanting $2," declared Joe. “Correctly,” corroborated. “gam is a bum.” “I am not. I am an actor,” replied om with some heat. “He comes after money because my ‘mother has got $100 in the house,” yoontinued Joe, “But I never touched a cent,” re- turned Sam. “And if my mother didn't have sore feet she would be here for the wit- poss,” went on Joe. “Did you say you were dn actor?” Anquired Judge Corrigan of Sam. “I certainly am,” replied the de- fendant. “He is not, All he is is a bad actor, not the kind which goes on the stage iat all. The nearest he got to it was when I got him a job as doorman at a theatre,” irisisted Jde. “All I. want is for him to keep away because he is the biggest of the crowd. Since my Moe. " “Why didn't you Keep the job of doorman?” in- quired Judge Corrigan of Sam. * “As soon as he got $10," put in Joe, “he throws up his job and ‘conics around tho house like he is Rockefeller him- welf. And sbortly ‘he is as more.” “ “Make a charge bY aisordert WELT GUESS WE WONT nave ANY hae MORE Pal ng for $2 y con- | AUTORUNS WED “FORMMEENNSISY STREET, NO DAMAGE Thief Abandons Car and It) Speeds Down Columbus Av.—Trotey Stops It, | Flow a “filvver,” with no one at the steering wheel, dashed for a mile through A busy avenue without doing @amage to person or property, was rep@tted to-day by the police of the West 100th Street Station. At 1.80 yesterday morning Fred- erick Arrigoni of No. 598 Bergen Ave- hue, Bronx, went into a place at 109th Street and Columbus Avenue to cad, ‘the engine start and reached the side- walk in tithe to s strange youth driving It south, Hy, ie of “Stop thief!" was nears by Polleeminn (Ww PsA . who has béen a “cop pa RK, tna was at 105th Sir Ford jumped put-and shoute the map. in the car to stop. In the imiin tried to run him down. As the car wrizzed | Jeaving his car at the curb, He heard past the policeman.threw his night- stock and it went thr afear win- iow onerate thief, put on more | ‘ord began firing at the | The filvv “guice™ and tres, This so Srightengd the thief | he jumped witho! szto slow down and left the filvver omits way. | He ran to Manhattan Avebuo and sb eeewnite the fiivyer, running, in the southbound troiley tracks, whizzed | youth In Columbus* Avenue at full| On each side were elevated “At every corher. pedestrians wi All along the line other auton berth, but stra slowing down on and picking up spee ‘A number of venturesome men tried to get aboard and stop it, but it kept geing until it overtook a southbourd Columbus Avenue trolley car at 78th Street. ne conductor had seen coming, d discover cant and motorman, By the thm with the tr ing such good time that It absorbed the shock of the collision, and none of the passengers were hurt, ‘The then halted by stopping warned ho put on more spec the er the trolle When the auto was examined Pi Meeman Ford's nightstick, broken as found inside, There w t ples in back of the ich the police restored to its duct Honor. against him,” again came to the stand. reiterated Joe, ‘Will you leave them alone and get a job®’ asked Judge Corrigan, “That's me,". agreed Sam. alon “Sentence suspended,” Judge. said Instead of being on top and inside, Sam was then declared to be down nd out, ‘Now you got to stay outside and get your own meals,” declared Joe. 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