The evening world. Newspaper, November 15, 1919, Page 14

| QUEM, i COMIC PAGE — SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1018 About Plays and Players 'D J. KIM, a visiting hotel! hunger of Herman Fuchs of the box Propriewr, come In to be us {mee at the 44th Street Theatre. Yost night on we sat at our type- FREE MEALS! A Turn Over in Dogs f Hey C’mERE AND | LITTLE MARY MIXUP a a ae we Lt dave To GET RID OF (Towser — He | TRACKS uP MY Ve “5% HeRE OSCAR HERE S A-~ Five SPOT —~ TAKE THis r 4 PEST OF A DOS Ws see MY NEw DOG ¢ rg Mi AND YOUR FARM AND KEEP Floors -Some~4 JZ PALA E. HA = Wikk: Youle Peeking out this unique cotumn.! A man went out between the acts “BoBBie SOLD HM TS ME « 3 FOR “Wo DorcaRs # 6%. MAING AWFUL. | lo “We COONTR - we o fs the other great man at whicn|at a performance of “Hello Alexan- mecmmmoet cam a) Com, B 6 ‘ w . alibi der’ Thursday night, and when he ‘ J oe CD 7 Euerenworth, Kan., point “| eame hack hurriedly handed the door 2 AMP, Kihm Is viso generat ‘ OT inan what he thought.wan bis paas- North Shore and bvan hotels| out check. Later, it developed it was Bvenston. igit in| @ meal tieket issued by @ Second Ave- nue restaurant, A fetter from the doings of halt « dozen other how-!man to the Treasurer of the house Send We hadn't seen him for|/next day asked that the ticket be Pienty-six yours. Naturally, we didn't! sent him quick, as he was huysty. laze him at first, as his face| The ticket was mailed hmmediately, " bui get this, more Chicago than Leaven-| "Soa two new holes punched in it] worth. which \Herman Fuchs could not, or) ” . sy | would not, explain, ref prea he sald. “The starch) Wow «et in line, folks, and put your : ody way hands to ygur ears. ‘The next number pe"What starch factory?" we asked/is a story from Wilbur Bates, press aay. agent for “Where's Your Wife?” @"The Silver Shield plant in Leaven- remember—you once " d Tie Tete you? Tut Buy Him . ond has »goop!" THE VERY worD. | “Gen. Robert Lee hema ale . Bates, “is most popular with his fo did remember. We worked) Mr. Pa» went into the Punch and three days and were then fired) jugy Theatre to see ‘Where's Your while carrying a bag of starch,| group of priva’ fell over vt Aad pret about the lobby and asked them if they had tickets to the show. They said they Worth of Silver Shield. Yesterday) jag, and the old fighter responded, took occasion to ask Foreman) ‘Good!’ a unique story, isn't it? How- want to know fs this, al ah -PA-BRINKER Hak F— An’ He'll Be Strugglin’ Ever Afterward "WELL “THEY ay Your DIVORCED WIFE” HAS MADE UP HER MIND TO MARRY A STRUGGLIN' YOUNG LAWYER ! & question that bad been in our twenty-six years. 4 Kihm,” we asked, “why didn’t) “Good' HE MIGHT AS WELL STOP BSIRUGGLIN' ! seein, it just a moment, friends, | eee what scandal we can doses. EF reg gE ? j q i i Be = “3° H g LFS How Y FEELIN’ Joe~ MR. SMNKS ~. Howd VLIKE “To'Go uP ' How po Y'LIKE IT? WITH ME FOR A LITTLE Jazz [on - WondeRe de es G-G-GREAT!? “CRASH” HELMET - Yoy KNAtw - IN CASE ANY “THING HAPPENS —! j j Hie fl spt 32F A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, The men of Wellsville who belong to the J Husbands’ Club are an- gered, at Griggs for buying is wite a $250 fur coat. FOOLISHMENT. The air on the ocean ts grand, ‘And so 48 the air on the land; But there ts one air For which'I don't care, I The a of the bagpipe's the brand. —_ FROM THE CHEGTNUT TREE. To the Life Boats, Men! We've Struck a Mine! WHEN YOU DISCOVERED THEY HAD THEIR MUZZLES ON! WE COULD HEAR THEM YY HOWLING AN! GAINING h ON US AT EVERY MINUTE — AT LAST WE COULD ALMOST. YY Fee “Heir MuzzLEes M77 AGAINST - : The Day’s Good Stories | RAPHICALLY ANYWAY. OBO—Lady, will you help a sick invalid? Lady—Why, you're not an invalid. 7s You look strong DECEIVING, |and healthy. Hobo—Looks is | leceiving, mum, How else could I ra MUM WSK, bs when my UG ¢. ‘ather was born exe 5 | in Cripple Creek, Colo,” and my nother in Pains- Unw, and £ was raised in pelas, Ind.?—Detroit Free Press. ee ee POOR DUGGIE! bem [ALTING opposite the French w restaurant which be was wont le” «to patronize, he invited his to dine with him. “You know,” said, “this place is famous for t, You'll find it a regu- “Horse meat!” exclaimed jend, in alarm. “Wouldn't touch if I wore paid, especially after what pened to poor Dilgei “Why, abort him? he was asked, sl to death in a. hotel the other iy,” answered the friend. “He was ting a piece of horse meat when A WELCOME FINISH. 66] DON'T imagine that there is | tovtning in the world worse than & severe case of seasick- ness. It will unman even a dough- doy,” recently declared Novelist Syd- nor Harrison. “I remember one doughboy on thi same ship that took me across, wh Was terribly sick. His Corporal, hop- ing to rouse him to a supreme effort and get him on deck into the fresh air, rushed into his cabin one day, crying: “"Get uf, Mike; the ship's been tor- pedoed and is going down.’ “Thank heaven something is going down instead of up,’ gurgled the Goughboy, adding, ‘and, Corp, see if you can hurry it up a bit.’ "—Buffalo Commercial, +4 —— HUNG UP THE RECEIVER. “ss ELL.” said the Far West Mayor to the English tour- fet, “I dupno how you manage these affairs in your coun- try, but over here when some of our boys gut tied up in that thar bank. rupt telephone company [ was teJin' yer about crusty.” “Oh!” “Yea. they didn’t lke the way the receiver was handlin’ the business they became mighty \ | nohow, “Indeed!” commented the eartest Metener. “Then may I ask what they inn V THOUGHT Th THE ONLY THING HARD. i 1T WAS HARD ABOUT IT, 1S THE PAVEMENT | | iad