The evening world. Newspaper, November 7, 1919, Page 36

HE Kind Hearted purgtar,” & new melodramatic comedy by Bayard Veiller, has been Sdoepted for production by Oliver Mu- who will stage it first tn Los jes four weeks hence. Mr. Veilier leave soon for the Coast city to tend the rehearsals, AS TO “DERE MABEL.” stage version of “Dere Mabel” been completed by Lieut. kdwerd in collaboration with J. K. It is to be @ comedy with Mare Klaw, who owns the Will produce it with Louis Ben- in the role of Bill. There will b ‘war in it. The scenes are laid at a Steamship pier in Hoboken, ut a Loag TM@and Country clud and in a rmall town up-State. _ TWENTY MORE FOR LOEW. _Marcus Loew announces the pur of the controlling interest in more theatres. They cunsti- what is known as the Ackermin Harris Circuit and all are in the Far gs Loew will open an office Francisco, from whiecn this will be directed. He will build few more houses out that way soon to keep his hand in j u “! ait i § if if HIS LONG TROUSERS. Bye got ‘em on at last, but say— BY hate to go outside; he as I appear in ‘em es certain I'll be guyed. @& course 1 tike ‘em, but 1 wisnt _ “Pd wore 'em several days, | fhe gong wll make me fect darn “ar cheap An half a dozen ways, “Hey, Jim, them britches shows yer wrists,” UU likely come from Joe, Walle Skinny Smith ull kid me 'dout ‘ Highwater pants, I know. Am prod’ly somethin’ ‘bout like this Ul come from Billy Brown: “Fer fect should give a party, George, An’ ‘vite yer britches down.” “ ‘Wen, anyway, I won't be called Kid Spindieshanks no more, Am’ stockin’ holes won't make me 7 ‘themed ‘The way they done before. an’ look just like a man— ‘much can't be denied; got 'em on at last, but say— hate to go outside. a 4 ei cag Harbach, Whopper,” at the Casino, received following note in yesterday's mail: Sir—I saw your show at the | About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY | But Love” at the Lyric to-morrow HOW'S YOUR DERBY? J. EB. Gump arose from hie seat at the Hippodrome yesterday to let a lady pass and his $7 derby hat was crushed. Mr. Gump reported eldent to Mark Luescher, Ma: the Hippodrome, who gave order for a new toppiece. If your derby is getting old and shiny why mot go and see “Happy Days” at the Hippodrome? TO ACT POE'S WORKS, Commencing Sunday, Nov. 23, a series of performances will be given at the Princess Theatre of Edgar Allan Poe's stories made into one-act plays by William Barstow. Except the Sunday evening performances, the playlets will be given on after- noons when “Nighty-Night” isn't using the theatre, MARION WRITES ONE. Bert Marion of Marion and Pearl, has written McIntyre & Heath con- gratulating them on their forty-fifth anniversary as a minstrel team. Not only that, but Mr. Marion has writ- ten a poem about it. This is how it hops off: “Hello, Alexander!” All hail to your minstrel kings, On their 45th anniversary and the foy to them it must bring, Gossip, Princeton rooters will see “Nothing night. John Pollock has been elected May- or of Leonia, N. J. Let's hope the political vipers do not blacken his good name. 4 “The Magic Melody” will open at the Shubert Theatre Tuesday night instead of Monday, as announced. Fred Astaire and Roy Atwell of “Apple Blossoms” have written a song called, “She's Got the War Bride Blues.” “Irene,” in which Edith Day heads the cast, will open at the Vanderbilt Theatre on Tuesday, Nov. 18. The Jewish Art Theatre will revive “Samson_and Delilah” and “Gobri and the Woman” in the near future, Arthur F.| Reck| has! bought! the Creation and Kalem studios at Cliff- side, N. J., for $30,000, A. H. Woods has insured Barney Bernard's life for $200,000. Now, tf the star of “His Honor, Abe Potash,” should die it wouldn't be such a ter- rifle loss. "Gee-Saw” reached ita fiftieth per- formance last night and the principals had a party to celebrate the event. Coffee and sinkers were served and all were pleased, William Foote, cashier at the Park Avenue Hotel, is doing some dancing before a motion picture eamera for a series of films called “History of the "| Dance.” After five years of consecutive bookings in New York vaudeville houses, Mabel Burke will go to Bos- ten Monday with her song revue. voy & Brennan joined the cast of “Hitehy Koo 1919" at the Liberty laat night, appearing in the barber shop scene. Saturday night while soused it a I saw it again it sober still consider it —Brooklynite.” ler where he got it,” was i. i ax u other night Elsie went to the star’s dressing room expressed delight in Miss Barry- ‘8 performance. fell, Elsie,” replied Miss Barry- “they want me to play this in London. You've been there 7 — How do you think it 50 “How would it go?” exclaimed Miss “Say, Ethel, you could play part in Sweden.” _ Das bane fine compliment, don’t it, om | SUGAR a | A Cohen of the Cohe f Brookly: ’ Bent us the following sweet so fi was a young man named O'Hare, fell and then started to swear, “Oh, sugar!” he cricd, John Cort has signed a long-term contract with Mabel Withee of “Just & Minute,” the musical show at the Cort Theatre, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. C. G. D.—I'd let vaudeville alone. Siogell—Don't know any hypnotists. Sorry! A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | The greatest gossip in Wellsville, according to Jeppy Pease, is a cer- tain woman who has a wonderful sense of rumor. FOOLISHMENT, A little frog sat ona md And sang a song of hope; A bumblebee bummed up to him And soaked him with some soap. A bluejay laughed in greatest glee To see this strange assault | (The blame for this stuff goes to me. It's not the paper's fault), FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. : “On, The D WHOLE SHOOTIN’ MATCH. N English Captain who had fear’ that American troops ‘were in France but as yet had seen none in his La) sector passed an J] wbandoned dus- out one night, pee Fl Hearing move- ments within it be at once thought of Ger- man spies, drew bis pistol and it at the entrance. ‘ho’s in there?” he caved, flash of white teeth showed in £4. sgt nA) pee F f i £ z e g 3 Fy 5 am de American Army, merican Legion Weekly. PURE PE ——.__ BRITISH HUMOR. speaking of English humor, and the Englishman now dwelling in Pittsburgh of- the following as a sample: He was riding on a London tram- bf when the driver became involved ban altercation with the conductor ‘the rear of a car just abead. Both fore at one another violently as the’ Moved slowly’ through a con- screct. Finally, being bested verbal battle, the conductor x siead’s Worm Syrup 44 the riaiaee mere Re on ay's Good “Where were you born, Tessie?” In California,” ‘What part?" “Why, all of me.” a ————— Ued a plece of string around the end of @ lead pencil and then dangled the pencil toward the driver, The latter became. more vituperative than ever, keeping up his harangue until the front car turned into another street. The Englishman said he was curious, and asked the driver why the dangling pencil had made him swear 40 violently “Oh, that is just a little joke be- tween ourselves. 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