The evening world. Newspaper, November 1, 1919, Page 16

.COMIC PAGE _ SATURDAY,NOVEMBER 11,1919) About Plays By BIDE DUDLEY AVID BELASCO will present| Because they never ketch a pair Lenore Ulric, as a star for the In life’a big poker game, first time, at the Belasco The-! They sit an’ howl an’ “Damntheluck” atre on Wednesday, Nov. 19, in “The An’ weaken on their grip, Son-Daughter,” a play of China, by | go every time an ante comes George Scarborough and Mr. Belasco. They're out another chip. The first performance will be given Tuevday night in Baltimore. In the| Sit wp an’ show you've got some supperting company will be Edmond sand, Lowe, Thomas Findlay, Albert Brun-|' Just keep acomin’ in, tng, Frederick Burt, Harry Mestayer,| An’ make the other fellers play Henry Weaver, Richard Malchien,| For every pot they win. Nick Long, Jack Amory, W. T. Clark, | Stand every raise before the draw, Jobn Willard, Charles R. Burrows,| An‘ then don't call it rough, Bert Hyde, Lawrence Wood, Edmond | put play your stack with nervy hand ; Norris, Logan Paul, John Mellon,| go gern it, run a dluf! Wiltam Crowell, Miller Murdock, Marion Abbott, Jano Ferrell, Jo- sephine Morse and Olive West. Woman" are doing a barrel of busi- NEXT AT THE SHUBERT. ness on tour. “The Magic Melody,” a romantic! kd. Wynn will be the announcer at GOSssiP. Bertha Kalich and “The Riddle I wont ¢ T cot SPANKED “THREE TIMES THs WEEK For, SSTICKIN’ MY TONGUE OUT AT Fo. Ks —~ ee MARY WONT LET ME “SEER HER TONGUE ? T CANT Do AnvTHin & WIT. HER Now Mary (OUR “TONGUE “Rap ee AP ape 7 ND IT WONT to ) I T-S0OME MoRE 5 if FOR ANY BoDy 1 zs SS Play with music, will be the attrac- tion at the Shubert Theatre begin- Monday evening, Nov. 10. The and lyrics are by Frederick Ar- nold Kummer and the music ts by Sigmund Romberg. Wilner And Kom- berg are the producers. In the cast * are Julia Dean, Flavia Arcaro, Etleen Reneo Deitling, Bertee Beau- Monte, fay Marbe, Tom McNaugh- en. Bari Benham, Carmel Myers, falter Armin and others. EDITH DAY IN “IRENE.” BAith Day of “Tickle-Toe” fame has decided to go to work again. She ig to head the cast of “Irene,” a new musical comedy by James Montgom- ery. Harry Tierney has written the music and Joseph McCarty the ly- rics. Edward Royce is staging the plece. The production is intended for the Vanderbilt Theatre. Lyla An- drews says it will save his theatre a lot in eleatric light bills, as he can use Day light for the signs. Yes you did, too, Lyle! LOEW ADDS TO STRING. Marcus Loew has acquired two more theatres and will build a third. He has purchased the Francais, in Montreal, and the Brevoort, at Bed- ford and Nostrand Avenues, Brook lyn, The one he will build ts to Jocated in Toronto. Mr. Loew is Planning, also, to do something to the New York Theatre property, which includes the Criterion, but he Won't shy just what. if you've got a theatre the Fifty-Fifty Club's benefit, Hud- son Theatre, Noy. % You remember Kd, don't you? There are now four companies play- ing “Civilian Clothes,” all made in the Morosco tailor shop. Mabel Burke, of “An Old-Time and Modern Song Revue,” bonsta that she is a native of Yorkville Reckless girl! M. 8. Bentham announces that Wish Wynne will appear at the Palace Nov. 3. Wish Wynne should meet Hope Latham. A manufacturer sent Bert Levy of the Hippodrome a sample of shaving cream, Bert's whiskers are his for- tune, John Cumberland has been filming | in his spare time: His first is called} “A Gay Old Dog,” exactly the title one might ex Edwin A, Relkin will send a com- pany of Yiddish players to South Af- THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY OUGHTA HEAR ME DESCRIBE APPRECIATE ME THATS EASILY SEEN _DONY -T NEVER pocsgag ll DID HEAR OF YoU ‘You Leeragpnel EMPLOYMENT rica about Jan. 1 dolph J, Adler will go along o# manager. Alex Sullivan has written a song called “Sealed Hearts,” based on Eu gene O'Brien's latest film. Myron Selznick has approved of it. The Owen Davis melod: | will conclu | Vanderbilt T tre to-nh; . Ite going bye-bye on the Subway Circuit The Blaney Brothers have taken a lease on the Nesbit Theatre, Wilkes- | Barre, and will put a stock ‘company jin it. Harry Clay Blaney is over there tuning ‘er up. Tom Lewis has accepted the Mc- Intyre and Heath invitation to attend their minstrel party. ‘Tom once JOE’S CAR @ burnt cork person, but Broadway poetic. pig) + imade bim stylish. py Tf you don't | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. look A Wellsville woman, who caught out, |her baby drinkjng ink, fed him a blotter sandwich, HERE’S A RECORD. OH, YOU, BILL! ‘We have been informed that the! wo would all like to know where gross Lair head Fos lage | Willie, the Wall Street broker, found 1 Bigg bal cand resenting t Well, Bill, we have to give Shakespeare at the fhubert Theatre cg Vlg ne nd Will excved $100,009. Looks as though A An. 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