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Which Is Tough on the Cat, We'll Say About Plays and Players 7 By BIDE DUDLEY fReay |) \—annT wanr pp \BAW-W-t Yeree K anp T'iu Bey I “) { LITTLE PRee po Fem pip You Hurt i | Tskinned mY SQUASHED MY LIVER HEW! It’s all over now—the) A. H. WOODS 18 WELL. OF LIVER FOR ] YOURSELK ELBOW=— —~ ( ‘ance Gil ESOS suspense is gone, Believe itor) Fully recovered from hig recent MAY TT } 1 < not, the Capitol Theatre is to| ype A. H. Woods is back at bie KiTheE, hi & GIRL - “ , 4 office smoking dig cigars and making open Friday night of this week. It's «| arrangements to produce geveral new fact, Ben Atwell's mimeograph has) plays. Among them is “Ready, to 8. § just tipped us off and that setties| Occupy,” by Otto Hanbach and Ed- i , wide gar Franklin, and “The Pearl of S / “y Biioe cit binh hate polsnia it)Great Price,” by Robert McLaugh- Ths audience that attends the open-| strength that ete almost easy 10 ing of the Capitol will be amazed. It! fake on Jack Dempsey. tone of the largest and finest thea- pion a thes in the world—a veritable palace of chtertainment. Besides the best in| | FROM LOVELY MADISON. filme the management will offer uj. Will Lawrence of Madison, N. J., “girl and music’ show produced by |has sent us a rhyme which is worthy Ned Wayburn, Douglas Fairbanks's | your notice. Take it home and new picture, “His Majesty, the Amer-| fread Jt to the folks after dinner. idan,” will be the film feature, and| Here it ls Arthur Pryor of St. Joe, Mo., will be| 4 certain young Tennessee Colonel present with his band of seventy| Taught a parrot to learn all his tgoters to furnish the instrumental jolonel; etnbellishment. After the opening , ; night performances will be given| But good folks who heard every afternoon and evening. The! The talk of the bird wie. nlgrceetaas pe Ah age hed \iha| Said its language was something - ubhers would use motorcycles has infolonel. Z ~~ béen denied. | THIS BIRD 18 WISE | GOLDEN Likes “rHunven” | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Sam Sure Chirped a Truthful Bit! " John Golden still believes “Thun- . . Meo Newman, ticket broker, has/ ae" woud have developed into « hit FINE Boss TYESSAN— He HAS - BUT trained » canary to talk, he #ay®|nad it remained at the Criterion, Its BUY X GoTTA ECONoMmIZE GONE TO WORK AGIN HE DONE. LEARNED - # _~ = R= "~BRIN NE RHEE Among the things it says are, “Whoa, ak an f m4 O . Hoots!” “Two in the ffth row" and| from was, nuarly #7. ay ‘bad WHILE TH WIFES AWAY AT GooD PAY ¢ “O PLAY TH’ SAXOPHONE “Good Morning, Judge!” {and hints that if he cannot get a TO TW MOUNTAINS | = \theatre any other way he'll buy one A STRANGE SIGHT. — 1 ea a funny sight to-day, BUSINESS BOOMING. imal down | Chicago appears to be “ ene Broadway | oragy.” A note from Jake Aftached to some queer thing OM |states that "Up in Mabel's Room,” wheels, |now In its eighth week at the Woods The deast iron Theatre, has not fallen below $18,- nes on Ce Rape, 000 a week in gross receipts. “Three A man was riding just behind ‘Wise Fools” got $17,062 at Powers ‘This animal, and ‘Theatre last week an en had to Ms if fissiees h close to live up to its booking ar-| ns Re was on the t Heath rangement in Detroit. advertise a show somewhere. — T asked some friends what it might HE HOLDS THE BELT. * | mean; A. L. Jacobs, the attorney, ts now They 4 ‘ Broadway's most persistent first eal tte like they'd never seen.) vi nter, He front rows at almost They thought the man might be @|every new show that bubs up. freak page Whose brain was out of whack, or A NEW IRISH TENOR. | woak. John O'Sullivan, Lrish tenor, landed! lin New York t ther day with a 18 took ten cops to hold in check fine , a French family and a The people there to rubberneck, iF “i that is delicious, |He will sing at Carnegie Hall Sun- Rey burned with curiosity, |day evening, Nov. 2, and his press HIMSELF A SWELL pushed and fought the sight to\agcnt suggests that McCormack wor- pong ry a bit about his laurels, oth @ man of ninety-five ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. wp, ond I said, “Sakes alive! Raffalovitch—Apply direct to the- Ne Le tell me what that blamed |e Meee There will be dancing > ts. at the Capitol. See Ned Wayburn. STEP ON ER ALPHONSE! 2 Tae ——_—__— ° Fi ’ nol ayrite Evelyn Hubbell, No. 16 MAKE OUT Y' DIDN'T LISTEN OBRIEN, GRAB | ie 1 GOT CHa muReH! ] ~-AN IF YE= Lt gus RUN : als he, “I can explain of course; |nate'in not investigating’ the sbow HEY You! SEE Ham! TH' BLUE ROADSTER Comin’ \ ‘LL SPEAK “To ‘IM Lansh N BAul pe TV eeiee ” Phat onimat ts called a horse. first. Better luck next time. ) YouR wav! HE PASSES A \ FIND “IM WAITIN . HE WANTS; The rest's a buggy of the kind ABOUT tT! SS CONGRATULATIONS, BESSIE! TROLLEY UP HERE AN’ 2 Ane horses weed to drop dehind. Bessie ‘Thull, you sure do look cute 5 : ‘ " He wasn't talking through his hat; | in your new ult. Now, don't think ( WOULDN'TsSTOP FER ME! Ud often read of things like that. I'm Gattering~no, not at all.—Green- OU! - YEs They used to travel all about point Home News. m'sieur! Before the motor car came out. 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