The evening world. Newspaper, September 17, 1919, Page 22

’ TLL VU 3 aA man. . Te rret]| Paeids forthe Rain EDITORIAL PAG WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1919) x 1 Bs "reme Pvatrivatis ] ni ced Now York Evening Wort.) | r Misha Dit Boge Ceaser wy the Frees Popusbing Company, Nos 13 10 papemenenmnmneas . By Marguerite Mooers Marshall G"Fark Now, ew York, 0 o_o Copyright, 1919, ty The Press Publishing Os. (The New York Evening World) RALPH PULITZER, President, 6! wr. . » sods PULATEOR’ Irn mecrerary, 3 Park Tiow. } The Fable of the Two Lovers—Moral: In All py Husbands, Seek the Golden Mean Me Pa esa OLS SEAT alla | OYNCE woon time anwsiied snare booed <5 rr atic O A radical young man fell {n love with me; val ‘ | He wore brown flannel shirts, | (It kept down laundry bills), And passionate tics; His hair was bobbed instead of barbered, And in moments of excitement Fell over his horn-rimmed spectacles And reminded me of my aunt's toy dog. | My radical comrade <= Was a Bohemian and lived in Greenwich Village. | HOW he could talk 7 Of love, fetterless love, and the splendid tyranny of sex and suppressed ‘degires and varietism. P 1 think he had me HYPNOTIZED, | For when he told me he loved me “VOLUME 60... ese 4 THE CHINESE WAY. +3 “N’ SALARY to be paid to any local labor union official during the pendency of a strike by his union.” Watch out for the ructions that will be rai He demser labor leaders over the above proposition, which is one of the q veforms demanded of the President and Execut Council of the a American Federation of Labor by the League of American Federation ; @f Labor Members for Partnership and Industrial Democracy, The oa Iatter is a new organization formed in labor's ranks to back the/ Preposal—recently turned down by President James P. Holland of , the New York State Federation of Labor—that strikes shall be ens i spemded for at least six montha in order to give every aid to the national movement to bring down prices. I blushed and trembled like any heroine in white muslin and Mme ribbons. Then he went on to say That we would go through the formof merriage For the sake of our benighted relatives. + ¥ No pay for labor union officials during a strike! This ia clear | “But of course, little comrade, you will keep your own name \ : JOB.” . : amalogous to the Chinese plan of paying the doctor while you arr | And your \ ‘ Fs y ; | came out of : Gd well and cutting off his fees for as long as you are sick, Ft would be | iw an pete my trance ee Sard blow for some of the labor agitators who prosper most when) | “Yes, and of course you will GET a job.” | trouble is rife and they can look busiest. | rs ‘ No one questions the many just benefits labor has secured by, seearized effort. But has labor ever yet counted up the losses, the} , Gsappointments and the needless odiam it has incurred through pro. | [feazional “leaders” who have exploited its struggles and ambitions} far their own selfish ends? ‘Then he faded away | As if a Draft Board were after him. A The next man Was a conservative 5 With a fat pocketbook, a fat body and a fat brain, He was the sort of person For whom musical revue, commercial club dinners and supereimes are made, i& 1 | He remained an anti-Suffragist | Charlie Sclrwab says: “We are on the threshold of the Even after New York women were voting. } greatest era of prosperity in our history.” But he had restful spots i¢ More shame to the Senatorial feet that are jamming the Between his prejudices, ¥ * door! And I liked his dinners and his oar. ‘ hes ibliniecinaicnine T might have taken them on for life, ma : But the devil entered into me. é ‘MORE PAY FOR POLICE AND FIREMEN One evening when I knew it waa almost proposing time i i ™ I burst out, with child-like insouciance, a } HE people of this city will hail with approval definite announce “Oh, let's sit up all night # ment that the Board of Estimate hus decided to increase thi OEE ORNS eave teen tereon On Te Setr7 beer To see the sun rise!” ({ wouldn't have carried it through, I couldn’t have kept. awake.) He should have laughed Or called my bluff. . Instead, he looked as shocked as if | had suggested introducing him to Bernard Shaw, For people don’t do such things. That was the end of HIM. Now I am looking For a man who is neither a radical nor a conservative, (A plague on both their houses!) pay of policemen, firemen and street cleaners in the lower grades. ; Despite the heavy burdens the municipal budget for 1920 is ‘certain to lay upon New York taxpayers, the latter will be glad ‘o see the salaries of workers in the municipal service raised so far us the city’s revenues will permit. ‘There is no dowbt whatever that the ‘pay of these classes of workers has lagged far behind in the general rah “upward movement of wages, and that their standards of living have a suffered accordingly. t . Who is moderate, yet modern; self-respecting, yet me-respecting, q Recent expressions of loyalty from the New York poliwe and ae sap ae ead re just as funny as Varletists, § 4 : firemen have been of a kind to make the city more than ever proud oat set ME better than any new ideas or old conventions—or himself, 09 of them. It is only right that this pride should show itself in a For of such is the Kingdom of Husbands! practical effort to help them, #0 far as the municipal treasury can . __ ‘etand it, to maintain their living standards, a Sanaa taer 4 Be cas Sean bs Foleat Steet 2c tong n, =| dneGayLifeofaCommuter| The Jarr Family letter carriers? By Rube Towner By Roy L. McCardell What to Do Until Pe We know no class of workers serving the public who are more Copyright 1919, by ‘The Prose Publishing Co. (Phe New York Kyeuing World) Copyright, 1019, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Byoulne World), Th e Docto i fe Co mes 4 entitled to present consideration than the postinen Honoring a Returned Hero When a Woman Says a Thing Is “A Dear” She By Charlotte C. W. M. D. 5 When will Uncle Sam get around to them? ik sth faite pares bs as y eds ome Tule, and so on-and on- sn’t Mean the Price 'y ariotte \. est, 5 . “a . returned heroes," sald Dot New er and the Captain invaded T her autumn shopping again, or|#econd floor. I'm in charge up there] ' Grand opera in New York began at a dollar, Who'd have on the morning express from Para- | the ma FAG Ge nek chi awny all A rather loading Mr. Jarr.to his,] and have only been down here till tne} Series of Articles Written Especially for The Evening World 2 thonght then it would so soon get seven times grander? dine, “and I'm sorry for it. ‘The pa- like typleal commuters loaded down) | Mrs, sare pavees ehh) ore Meets rush ig over, This WY,) ooo right, 1918, by The Prem Pubitshing Co. (The New York Evenine World), “~~ \radea in honor of returned heroes with additional packag millinery sale of ha | please, + _ were the best alibis the commuters, ‘Tho line of march to the subway | eMtrance And such is the force of suggestion Fractures din review of numerous! ‘There isn't a hat here I'd care to| that Mra. Jarr, who had come to RACTURES are of many kinds.)added danger of infection. In this sald Mrs, Jarr, Her eyes swept] ‘elect a suit of ready-made clothes F eg i cotati Bispace ; Le co hseh gel Teeatinnal the bargain tables with scorn, for Mr. Jarr, and Mr, J who had n cl ‘el connection there are two germs to completely ovsified and bend in- I far untilit was! “Why not?" asked Mr, Jars, ‘“To| held out the money by force of char: | stead of breaking sharply; for this THE GULF STORM. Ler sae Wen MaDIANe wand pecpee and my misses, Who wouldn't stand persons who hold the war-tiine Pro- | Wear, hibition Act to be ur T WILL probably take several days more to arrive at an approxi dati tled de AypiresnraPamoneay be feared, the gas out,’ or a ‘short cireult’ or any of the It had not proces cillus and the ‘e ° fs . ” * bacillus of tetanus, When, then, af- : mate total of the loss of life in Sunday's great tropical storm| ld stock stories any longer, would) nccessury to summon first ald and re-|mo they look Just as prepostetous, ere S58 ate etcalae to ESS the] reason they are called green stick | toe a gay or two, the patient's condi ; ; percep ae ¥ : » ather | sult of clothes, followed the dominaat | fr; ° dd a MORES i i in the Gulf of Mexico, More than two hundred bodies have been | *!¥4¥% fall for the hero parade. I'.a cover the contents of several pack-| just ax disproportionate aa any other} ©) ih “buns pminat! fractures as they resemble an incom: | iion ig rurther complicated with fever, ‘i dhoA alread hed aah he T « patriotic American citizen, but Uni! ages that scemed to have undergone | women’s hats L've ever seen. a 5 plete break in a green stick. In old] 46 ynow what in all likelihood bas : repo! already washed ashore on the Texas coast and the property; cimost sorry the army is demobilized. ehell shock ors hg. As the| “But they are so cheap; they CAN 1 could show you some bargains] jeopie the bones are dry and brittlé}taken place, Should the Infection losses are mounting by millions. ‘ I suppose now we've got to fall buck parade continued no of march} NOT be goo replied Mra, Jarr.| UP here,” said tho suleawornan, as] therefore a fracture may occur from travel to the broken bone, destruction she added, na if struck |®"e led Mr. and Mrs) Jarr from the Galveston’s $2,000,000 sea wall stood like a five-mile op the ‘sick friend’ or the ‘unexpected hat in use, old or nearly new, was “being worn.” But the expression had a different me war hero for a long time or until At New York Every city in the United States—New York first anon ® thers I can negotiate a peace treaty with| Paradise Line but one . ho Mis pe man now stands ready to send the suffering communities along the storm bia at suggested Mr. Jarr. : was easily distinguishable by various | “Ob, 1 know! een oy a muscular torsion; entanglement In] 4+ i+. tissue may prevent bony union i ef rock barrier] visitor trom up-state.’ fruits and voge Irom time to/b¥ a sudden thought, "hey are the |¢levator at the second floor, “but 1|the bed clothes has caused a broken | o¢ tng piling e paseene frac- f tock against the waves and saved the city from any repetition of] “4m 4 patriotic American citizen! time the packages were bound to- {dds and ends, Job lots of the eum-|#ee that you aro just like me; the |iimb; a sudden turn or twist of the | ture then, it 1s important to sterilize a the terrible flood that took a toll of 5,000 of its citizens nineteen| too," said Newcomer, “and 1 honor! gother into new wombinations, which | mers styles.” heii yes bi es ig i" Te eatae | PORT: AY 2. 80s the wound (broken skin and so on) i years ago. The country h for all the boys who were in the sorvicu | became an easicr and easier task aa| ‘They look to me very much the|™ securing & hat that's being! 4 simple fracture is one in which] | i+, Re eon 5 " 'y has never forgotten the courage with which 0 q ame an easier and ed ask a earn” with hot salt solution or with steril- Galveston met that disast a anh ats ‘l whether it was a case of volunteer! (he number of packages steadily de- | same, if not the very same, as the the bone ts'broken and no injury to} iceq gauze soaked in an antiseptic 9 another saster and went about fortifying itself against! or served on draft, but I'm off one! creased [hate that women are wearing now." | OF (ctaae Whe, AbaUE he. bay DAT ADV boty parye Js NUsiRIaNe: SUTIPOHEA solution, ax sdvived (6. previouR ere 4 | fracture exists when the skin and soft | ticte tissues are also 2roken, In a com- minuted fracture the bone is broken “That's the very thing!" said Mrs. kage remained Jarr, as if waking in a great light. xt in importance is to “fix” the ning for women, evi- fractured parts, For this purpose a dently, for Mrs, Jarr nodded as if to At, , . “We'll form a League of Nations! Neweoomer felt of the big one and] “They are the styles belmg worn] ool bia : in several pieces while in a complt-| 114 gptint is needed, A splint to be Favaged ‘Toxas shores anything and everything they may need. Kffi-}and help you ont,” said Mawtuss doolared it to bo his, an it vontained | NOW, but they axe not the styles |*9¥> QVBy to be aurel cated fracture other structures are! crectiye must be ay long or longer 4 cient first aid is being rendered by Army units now in ‘Texas, as} "* ™4n of his habits docsn't need | meions. ‘The sted it was. Chat are GOING to be worn Thats th na ade ‘ nrodel hat,” said} involved, such as nerves, arteries, | ang ax wide or wider than the limb; Bs ‘ » Nati , y MF), League of Natlons,”: intercepted | his, as the . he was| plain to be seen jthe saleswoman, lifting up @ quaint | jeints and 80 on. | 44 to the patient's co . Well as by the State National Guard loc, “what he needs iy a jeHeyy ft] sure, were alli h festte “Why is it plain to be seen?” asked | construction with one side flaring up ? From this it will be seen that Alrerieriss Hf telesi ae ee P Past experience haa proved Texas extraordinarily capable | hit , Mr. dary hd two reddish-brown and black] 11) ; niete an 4 : ‘ . y capable and} © dissipation, oh |dotted objects tastonea to the fare. |iracture 1s a very serious matter, and) more splints are bette n one. gy { salf-reliant in dealing with like catastrophes, But that in no way| “E¥e tied ‘om atl," dociared New Newcomer waa obstitiate and the Hecause they are so cheap. 1)'% a it is wiser for the inexperienced per-| ‘Temporary eplints can be made in 4 one but he Missa efuses oh tain conciliatory, he esu ever fu at ¢ this quality at any-| ~ o e I e use ‘0 ca 8, D a 0 lessens the eagerness of other communities al) over the country to cep x na a b ; ' ty f “al t " eh y : ne ” Nal py nae Be aig et 1 know} “This ts an advance style,” she con- | 9? - ® $9: NH8 taba t99 aval ths ohne from sentt, _HADeeiiads Sender.aid directly th f ’ r excep how basis of co 1t Neweomer te ne ain for] thing near -, tinued. “You see, it has the flare, ang | #imple fracture Yy ‘ansfo! roometicks around which blankets _ Tend: y they are asked or permitted plete reparations, heavy inden [Paradiso and the h undertook | there MUST be some reason ie aan hav arn Bi the eile into a compound one by injudicious| are rolled and held in place with ties, a - Ret ceteeuishiies and @ covenant that will absolutely |to retrace the line of march and try] “I thought you women vars aivreys it an be worn with the Mare either! i andling, therefore extreme care and | ribbons, belts, atrips of cloth and 90 | prevent any more personally con-|to find the other lat achage looking for bargains," sald Mr, Jarr, , q ' hens abe imperative, oni from coat sleeves, trouser lam. i How eminent must an opera singer be to escape the Labor ducted hero parades |} At ho Newcomer opened the| And if theae are xood hats and very |,Dack? but I think it looks smarter and mney . pinallicralad’ witht scaay iar aera esi ! Department's now ruling which keeps out of the United States a Then Newvomer supplied the di n y ‘ fowl | cheap, why not Ket one?” more chio with the flare over the ear| First, make your patent as fom 1.0 siiowa may be tled to slat State: | c ewsomer supplied e do-| package and discovered a huge fowl] cheap, why no} one? een . race waiting | lows, lows may ‘0 slates, $16-a-week man who can sing roles in forty operas 1 ils ne Captain 1 At complete “And find myself a month from |—have you seen the deflected paradise | fortable as Popaible, while 8 noah rilera in tack. aaxthihe that ’ on the i mat completely . ylumes down over the eur they will|the doctor's arrival, Second, should | 5 8, in fact, anything that ground that he is a contract laborer? low commuter who lives on the |surrounded by ut but} now with a hat on my hands’—— £ on f | be long in coming and help be | can be ulilized for the temporary pur-™ | By the namo token isn't Caruso a contract laborer, albeit h » Ane, but in a neighboring | ho sign of bh he ‘On your head,” ventured Mr, Jarr, | ¥* a fae autuma? . ia He. DA Ia. Mactid ee a ia| pose of supporting @ broken arm, leg . : ors MIRA AO ' 4 . head, then, that is not the| “Yes, they are dears!” replied Mrs, | . i Dhol e pers ger Fito or 80 per minute? . recently returned from Irs vaately Mes, | ear eariae * l'Sass |ytraighten out the Lrokea limb by thigh, hip, should be put to use umtil ‘ | looks as if the Labor Department were either asinine te POPEATER HOLY Leds nem. | “Suppore it's becoming to yout*| “Aud this is a dear, let me try it/manipulation 0: the soft parts; inj the doctor comes, a or snobbish or both when it comes to ineasuring art. Pa Oe i OATS -Adoig| alike on ans leanne. Mh Jam, sn you,” said the saleswoman, She|this manner the muscular rigidity is| On the street, wagon-boards, win- F te Ren cere Bite eae pee ge hy 4 nt sie ome Tine of march, but without recovering |” witow gould it be sming if tt| vested Mrs, Jarr of her old hat and | overcome and the broken bone brought | dow shutters, canes, umbrellas, any- 4 i Letters From the People Ei eseai cin ccormiectycell Acer ongeteial ANGE Ga tua rope aPC AL Her ous tee ern & if | placed the new one on her shapely|into its natural position; then by/ thing available, covered with clothing i HA paar, Aa BIG, AE BO | ce afl Ih getting ome more alligator was Ds pad te Te head. Then, the saleslady gasped] binding or fixing the limb, the pa-| from bystanders and fastened to~ i lines, auch as Rianne : evcept in an assault upon vin blanc q (arrival in his home | as Ja 4 handkerebace eres Sw & toe Brening Wend lawyer, hy puts io the samen, {Despite all this, his friends and asso . yas hand ier aps axa a aaleswornan, disengaged for the| With delight and admiration, tient can be moved without fear that | eather with neckt “ 5 sa . + further damage will occur from sag-| belfs, garters or any other piece of moment, noted the Jarrs moving} “I wouldn't shcw you another hat! | : i= s one bs away and asked if she could show I wouldn't let you wear another hat, | 8/28, torsion, jagged ends of bone | wearing eppare!l only too gladly prof- © amount heard ‘ or ten years ge ite had closed for the Knowing your paper to be a cham. of study, but who ever | plom for the cause of the just, may 1) of them after fiv | hagwest that you give publicity to the | only $40 a week insisted upon making | pest sta 1 hero of him upon every occasion | t ting | ae RY ‘1 4 . , h soft parts, and 80 on. |fered by sympathetic bysts ‘ ollo . Using my own case as an example, [284 conferring upon him the Croix de Captain's wife | ates) Jarr any of the bats, I wouldn't try on another hat for you, | CuInE Liars pets hasty and| may be seat valaieen } following: j1 recently applied for a draughts, | 8ourbon, the Haig & Haig medal, and Ar Oe was UUSt | opney are great bargains, you can| after the smart air this gives—no, not| Remember Pease y sed, Tt has been gaid that the unorgan-| man's position, and although | have | Uke honors Wtained at the} goe that,” sald the saleswoman, it 1 were to be given everything in| lly advised handling may do serious,! {In the country one has fence boards, } ized labor of the country is feeling | sx yeare Pareere nee besides an e Newcomer took the Captain in ie rang and] « thank you,” said Mrs, Tarr| this world!" cried the saleswoman | even fatal injury. oe tree branches, tent poles, fishing rods ig technical schos ing oweome nformer ne vtain's " ¥, . wp bn is the varie . { most the increased cost of living, But | prvee Gay ce ymen ey Pani: | WAS cnarge one Baturday afternoon, and! Arweomer Informed the Caplaint] ot, “ous with an alr of belag|ecstatically, ‘There now, what do| _R compound fractures there 18 the|and an endicss variety of rushes, } to my mind, among the unorganized, consider this an outrage in View ot r they explored’ that scction of |imekage | ME “TO Gaptiina ye iy amused, after the manner of| you think of your wife?” she added, | corustalks and the like that can be } the technical and engineering class! the fact that there ury so many poo- | No Man's Land between the trenches| "That's my last hev« ude," said |e woman in an automobile going| turning to Mr. Jarr. | price to society and cultured people} bundled together, making firm yet j . » ] han lis Ww ou ‘i ' 7 | mea vot Sure » 0 7 a J ort ile | has poe ot the biggest kicks. | |ple getting more than this without! of ihe Anti-Baloon League and the | Neweomer, “out | want to aay one | vough & poor quarter of the town| Mr Jurr ‘as hypnot zed, tuo for a few days. Aa 9 BAS Chat Bitar elastic supports, white manufiac- | fe Pither a collexe graduate or one! There are firms, of course, that pay | Retail Liquor Dealers’ Association: [sie was sweet ¢ Captain's wits, | THDOEN © ling how the lower clasces| ‘How much ls the hat?” he asked | out the classic profile of your wife! turing plants, tin sheoting, longeimme | who has spent the same amount of! their men 4 living wae, but eo tar pe © Was continuously reine! pro: 4 juvited me and the missis | pet slong, }as one in a aream would be an advertisement for us, I| dled tools, sides of packing casegie 1 ae Jo on oveniog feohnical schoo, | as | 0a8 ane theae re very’ few ania. forced aw the | AAR: for Sunday ¢ pers Von ae course,’ said the keene] “It's a forty-dollar hat,” said the can let you have it for twenty dollars, | leather, ¥ , softened with clothing 4 ° ow abe d itsinen organi A ; Na you go? ked Doe. 2 . meta " | dding, le nemsc —" he is not getting more than|ing? Let's hear what others have to UP from “Al's Place” to the Ar eh UNS 1 es m curiously {minded saleswoman, half apologeti-| saleswon but to bu.id up the de- It's a dear! f i jor padding, lend themselves to @¢his ate @ week, in other professional | sy about it, F,T. B Cafe, formerly the Kalserhaus, thence and replied. “I'm not a hera” cally, “the expensive bale are om tie} partment I'o. allowed to make balf-| And go it was--at twenty dollars purpose, —— Rae rE CROPEER © ARON ET EMT SORIA FON ORI On FARE aD