The evening world. Newspaper, September 8, 1919, Page 6

The “One-Cloth” Cuts'the time and Rub once over your furniture—not twice. Cleans, polishes, and Gives a clean, dry, lasting lustre. Lyknu_ actually re- moves dirt—does not Use Little! Rub Dry! y World "Wants Work Monday Wonders vuciue stopped laughing long enough | aie oee le ase a Cal ek ‘are baked in ovens heated steam under pressure. ovens they are Essex Market. “No, me and mine vife don'd speak,” declared Abie Needle, in con- veraation with, the oMeer on Hasex It all grew out of Abie’s trip to the beach, Abie's out- ing was really an J exemplification of the old adage, “On the holiday the devil goes hunting.” The wife away, the boys play Abie Needie, Sam Bernstein and Lucios Davis were ail humming “My wife's gone to the country, hurrah!” Their better halves were all at Ar- Verne on a week's vacation. The three lucky ones met at Louie's and docided that the proper way to cele brate their freedom was to go to the beach for Saturday night, After con- siderable debate Seagate was selected As the scene for the festivities. Tho plans were well laid for a “large” evening. ‘ Saturday arrived “fair and warmer” and 1 o'clock found the three friends at Louie's ready to start on their party. One-thirty found them jammed into a B. KR. T. Coney Islanh train, “This is a fine Turkish bath ride you picked,” @maid Able, who had favored Palisades Park. “Well, what do you ‘spect, a private car for a jitney?” avked Sam. “And think of the fan wiftn we got there,” offered Lucius, who insisted that he was well known at Sea Gate. “You know we are going to an exciy- sive place nowg Abie.” = Abie, who always told his height as “five full feet,” was silent for a long time, but his expression as he occa~ sionally looked up with diMeulty at the under side of two picture hats was not at all indicative of the joyful trip he was on. He was so plensed fresh air on the platform at Coney Island that he immediately an- to Bea Gate, Abie led the way down the incline and asked the fat man ahead he way to the Bea Gate train, “Follow me," demanded “three to Sea Gate.” ‘The ticket vender shifted her gum to the other three ducats and 60 cents, Able rex- istered a look which: said, cheated,” but béfore he gould protest crowd and had deposited his three I, Sam and Lucius soon came.along in asked Lucius. the last lap of this joyful journey js on mé@, boys, 1 dropped three tickets; started off, “Oh! what a joke!” said Bam, and baked for hours at high heat without, crisping. are ide digestible, as old-style beans were Yet they come to your tai mealy and whole, mushy, none are crisp. Their zest is deli comes from a sauce It ich these experts perfected by testing 884 tful, recipes, with the beans and the pork, 26 that every atom shares it. Here are Baked Beans as the: should be dainty, delicious, ‘a stible, It has won a welcome in 2 million homes, and we now urge you to know it. Have your grocer send « trial can. Van Camp's Peanut Butter % ‘‘Wife’s Gone to Country, So Devil Gets Very Busy, |; And Abie He’s in Trouble Street inst night. | when he finally. stepped out into the | nounced that he would pay the fares | answered the “hefty” one. Hé felf in| line at the ticket window and Abie | Iined up “next.” As the lipe moved | aiong Abie threw out a dollar and | cheek and threw out | he was swept through the gate by the | costly pasteboards in the “chopper’s" | ‘vo! d. “What you doing in there | come on,” and Abie} They bake the saucc | Beans , 9 9| when he also heard his wife speak he rushed away tn a rage. aca‘getiny eral esting Sa window, his wife Minn’ It Was a Week-End Party of Blunders, Con- tretemps and Other Unfortunate Things, Including Louig and Sammie and Three Be-e-oot-i-ful Girls, and the End of All Is to holler: “Wait a minute, Abie; are you crazy? You've paid three admis- sions into Brighton Beach Park.” It at last dawned on Abie that he had bought and use- leasly wasted three tickets to an amunement park. He endeay- ored vainly and with considerable at last reluctantly’ followed Sam and Lacius tb the crowded Sea’ Gate car, They were obliged to stand on tho By, he could see what took place in the Passing panorama. As the crowded beach resorts were passed, with bath- ing costumed girls becoming more and more common, Ablp remarked,} “Oy! Oy! So much girl in a show even, I never saw.” “Let's all get acquainted,” sug- gested Lucius. The plan seemed to be a good one and worked so weil that three hours later found them on} a New York train with three lovely | creatures, answertng to Sarah and Rosa The evening’, at “Uncle's,” sptrits, Uncles “2. flowed freely, and if only this veracioun | entertainment ended y one was in good chronicle could end here we would! & say “Good time had by all.” ee But, alas for Abie, friend wife had met some Varyesburg cousins and im- modintely went home to entertain them. Abio was startled upon hear- ing ® man's voice in hia flat, and HDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 19 Lord & taylor --BIFTH AVENUE—_ This Store Will Be! Closed i In Honor of Gen. Pershi And the Parade of the First Telephone Orders Filled——Phone ‘Greeley 1900—Awk for Twlagthante Oxiier “Pedk opt. 8—The British de- of jw ing some judicial advice! goth Street ednesday, Sept. #0, get,” he continually repeated. cousins having de- The only clue she could ket whs that he had been seen in Uni pany with the big Marine, Davia, and two “bu Showhas sworn to be Essex, Market Court th won't he quake when he gets handed my Summons for desertion.” And Abie's Iast remark to Lucius sistant District At- get met divorce, He, could get anyone a divorce. . 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