The evening world. Newspaper, August 20, 1919, Page 10

**‘Maxy’s’’ First Essex Day In His Magisterial Robes Is an East Side Holiday Judicial Functionary Is Full of Dignity, land All declared that it had the Halley's Comet backed off the boards. With wuch tokens of approval from the Easox Market Bar Association, | | One seartely needs longer to ponder. | | Rasex Market Court, the grand old | temple of justice of the east side, | opened as usual yesterday. But | while the gates were open for the | itigants there was no excitement at) that hour. Instead, Warrant Officer | Murphy and Bill Beirns, the peerless | finger-printer, were wangling in- numerable floral contributions and placing them in such positions that the artistic point of view would still be retained and at the samestime the | turried Judge Levine with exactly the HE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, 1019. dlers, pickpockets, et al, there wan the “gang.” Cheers are not allowed at Essex Market. Accordingly, silence was the order of the day. “Good morning, Maxy—I mean Judge,” mid Moe Lazatus, who has long been one of the pillars of the temple. “Good morning, Mr, Lazarus,” re- proper gravity. Everyone was watch- ing for that first moment. and every- one was disappointed, There embarrassment: “Maxy” was much Judge Levine as anyone could °. \ ObiM Miateter Arrives. Carlos V. Clark, Chilean Minister to Washington, and Gustave de Laigne, Fronch Minister 10 Panama, were among the passengers on the steamship Car- | rillo, which arrived erday from Sor 4 Central American por Use Cocoanut Oil For Washing Hair If you want to keep your hair in good condition, be careful what you wash it with. wheels of justice @might revolve un- hampered. At nine-thirty. Maxy was informed that he might come to the bench. He came, not as “Maxy,” but as Magistrate Levine, if you please, clad in a black, flowing robe, and vested with’ the power to adjud guilty or not guilty some seven mill- jon inhabitants of the metropolis. There were fity-seven horse-sh bouquets, Dan Direnzo, the ecu vor, guessed forty-seven, but lost to Bill Beirns, who counted them and had the authentic dope. And perhaps & score of less original bouquets were in the offing. Truly, staid Essex Market Court looked like a regular flower shop. Behind the Judge's chair was a titan horse-shoe from Unele, who is rarely known as Na- than Viodinger, and which 9 in- scribed in gold letters “Beat of Luck to M. 8. Levine from the N, Viodin- ger Association.’ Being elght feet high, and several inches taller than and When Abe Abraham Declares Himself Off the Giggle-Juice and Is Discharged, He Proves His Fitness for High Place on Bench. was o grand day for old Essex Market Court. Every so often one of the sons of the east side brings home the bacon in a oubstantial fashion, and that day is one of universal celebration. But not only did the east side regis- ter yesterday in a convincing man- ner, but a member of the Essex Mar- ket Bar Association, one of the “than whom there is none than whomer,” slid toward the home plate and scored several runs without dif- foulty. Max 8. Levine, jong known as “Maxy,” garnered the pork chops lint week in the shape of a per . 4 tectly good ten- year Magistracy. (No rain checks allowed.) Maxy has long been a fullfledged diplomat, good scout, and everything else that goes with a leadership, and accordingly his broad jump to judicial ‘WORK WONDERS renown was broadly smiled upon by Speeches were in order. Every mem- ber of the Kissex Market Bar Aasocia~ tion gontributed. And when it was ali over, "Maxy"—beg pardon—Judge Levine, spoke. He didn’t say much. Perbaps it was just what any one might say. But there was that some- thing, when he declared that he was going to do his best, not only with the east side but with all of the big New York, that sounded like “cold turkey.” First came Abe Abrahams, hog aad with intoxication. Abe declared that he was all through with the giggic- juice, and Maxy believed him. Abe was discharged. And thet Maxy was & magistrate in every sense of the word. When the morning session was over oll repaired to Uncle's. Around the boards were Judge Blau, Judge Eder ond others of the clo And then there were the “boys.o” Toasts were — hog wy a allowed us, and there were the “boys.” Toasts were Max, it naturally won first prize and| drunk, such as are allowed us, and first place, Uncle, host of hosts, spoke for the Maxy appeared from the passage-|boys when he opened the meeting Way which leads to the bench. And|with a “Good luck, Maxy—I mean, instead of the usual coterie. of ped- Judge Levine.” Most soaps and prepared shampoos contain too mach alkali. 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