The evening world. Newspaper, August 4, 1919, Page 18

Plays and Players - By BIDE DUDLEY FEe Fratice Booth tor one and, with £ fortwo. . dee: HE Messrs, Shubert are an- Roancing the most extensive ac- ' tivities they have ever under- on fer the coming season, They i not only stage many plays but @ extend their already large cir- \ VU Shipman HARRY BULGER’S NEXT. ‘cult of theatres. They state that they| } _ > Will book the shows of W. A. Bray, A. Hy Woods, Arthur Hopkins, #el-| Wi wyn, @ Co., Winthrop Aimes, Oliver Morosco, William Elliott, Morris Gest, _ ¥. Rey Comstock, Wi'tiam Harris jr, George Broadhurst, Arthur Hammer- ‘stein, Roland Weat, John D. Williams, excellent cast, incliiding Bul Carrie ‘Perkins, Georgette de ue. Brooks, Capt, J. H. Rigg. Dawson, = Neff, Dan pert, Bogue, Sid Meyer o war A dancin, ch plete the SHE'S HALF CHINESE. company’s Playing a small part in “Fifty-| , LA4.,”" the musical comedy be- produced by Scfbilia Theatrical Enterprises, is a young woman named Elsie Young, who is haif Chinese. Her real name Elsie Yick, her father ing @ Philadelphia China- jer mother, an American wo- man, met him while doing otissionary | “While my father is all-Chinese,” sald Misa Young, “I'm thorolighly | rhat do you think of Shantung?” “Bay, that's all Greek to me," abe ‘Then she added: “Who's go- | ing eda the National League pen- | attend the opening "The Challenge” en ite the author, Grayson will have the in- role in Thomas Dixon's new “The Red Dawn.” William and Gordon Dooley will re- to the Morris Gest “Century ight Whirl” to-night after @ vacation. Lee and Dick Temple have added the Lea: DAWGONE Yo! Bill Walling is back at his old tricks cigars and holding conver- sations with the fair se: jampler,” in Greenpoint Home News. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. sipeomsit \ FOOLISHMENT, With dosens of guitors, Miss Klinger The reason was Joo wes a ringer. FROM THE ‘CHESTNUT TREE. “Was it a fast train?’ “Well, it started just as I was about to Kiss my wife goodby and I kissed @ cow three miles down the track.” Day's Good Stories if ; nor 66] AM not wor- es worTHy OF thy of you | 54; “All right George, go ahead,” inter- posed the girl sweetly, “We've got that much settled.” — Louls- ville Courler-Jour- pai SES 80 TO SPEAK. AR mother’, he wrote, “Ern- est swallowed a dime yester- day and we have been much Yorried ever since as to whether or he is going to be 11.” he addveesed the letter to A week later the old lady replied: “My dear son”, she began, “I have unable to rest since hearing from Just. Piease let me know as soon you can if Ernest got over his n diffculites all righ t.”— of the American Medical As- a, E _——— “NEW AGE OF GRANDMAS. L} HEN grandma was a girl in teens, maids did not dress like burlesque queens. She p't wear a lot of rouge, nor six- heels upon her shoes, She jidn't i Pet nor smoke a per- tte, She never donned ‘waist—but then ‘twas how she laced! And, Oh! the bust the fell sweeping to the floor and caught | & million germs or more, The waixt | she wore was called a basque, tu | jueeze into it was a task, And once Inside it made her flinch to raise her arms a half.an inch. These things to grandma seemed all right, to mod- ern maids they are a fright; and cigarettes are bad enough, but are [F they worse than pinching snuff? When I'm @ grandma, though, Vil rls were more modest in my | ‘The Kansas City Star, ple sven: OS bined SPEAK RIGHT OUT! STORY is told by Norman Forbes in regard to the days when he was playing in 4ir Henry Irving's company, in which was also Tom Mead, a well-known actor of his day and one of the old school, Mr. Mead had a very full voice, and his agides were always given as loudly | 4s his utterances. In one of the parts he used ic play there came the lines, “Bleeping in the orchard, as my cus- tom always was in the afternoon,” but he so often said “morning” in- stead of “afternoon” that at last Sir Henry took him to task about it. Mr, Mead was very contrite, but at the very next performance this is what the audience heard: “Sleeping in the orchard, as my custom always was | in the morning~-I mean in the after- noon, Said it again, by heaven!"— Chicago News. Nee FRED'S INTENTIONS WERE GOOD ait aa, F RED—Kitty is L certainly a A. 218th! matchless girl. | Harry—Yes; the abeence of suitors long ago con- her father Saaawern” lig, | orus of pretty & calurla LITTLE MARY MIXUP Yes >ae Wik Be “READY -S00H — T Jost SENT MARY our TS “THE GARDEN FoR ‘he __, NEGETABLES WHERE'D YiecT (T JOE ? “HAT, AIN'T YOUR REG'LAR BRAND AuuT . L EUPHCIIA WAS A WoMAaw WHO WAS SHE WAS Always INM4fLPING OTHERS! Han! NOw For. A Gooo pars sporr! 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