The evening world. Newspaper, July 22, 1919, Page 20

MRE SiS “OMIC PAG! ~ ay, July 22, 1919 LITTLE MARY MIXUP bout Plays and Players «By BIDE DUDLEY ARTHUR HAMMERSTEIN and| He wants to love a lot of weight; M4 Wyrm have come to the| He diets, but no matter | of the ways When! How carefully he picks his food Tihs,” the Hammerstein! Joe Brown is getting fetter. Comiedy, recently at the i goes on tour In A Frank| Jim Green ts thin, he's very thin, pe fm Whiteface, will have the| He says he’s far too boney, ‘ B role. Ed Wynn ts now with| You couldn't get the man to emile, | Bhubert Galetios of 1919" at the To him thie life te phoney, h Street Theatre and will| He eats all sorte of fatty tuff at breakfast, lunch and dinner, It doesnt do @ bit of good, Jim Green te getting thinner. Ola Dr. Bingle emokes cigars That’ cost him half @ dollar, He wears expensive clothing and A shiny, stand-up collar, © He's happy as @ man cowild be For one im Ais position, His bank account ts large, for he's The Brown and Green physician. - OW-H-H - Mom — ‘Th Cows 4RE Browwe THER HORNS ar us! WHAT? You AINY, WEVER Seen AREAL, Live Cow? Wet come RIGHT OUT AND WE'hi OVER~ Look Some cows __ arrangements for the pre- th London of “At 9.45." HOW ABOUT THE AUTHORS? Gossip. | 00," sai George M. Cohan yes-| De Wolf Hopper appeared as Ole, Wi “that some of the actors are 1 ta tps Setar ‘Ole at the Booth | gs it nig! ‘Unionived; also that the man-| Jack Lait's play, “One of Us” bas are organized. Say, where does tren meee pg it will be at 7 itrand next woe! Playwright come in? This fellow | “hua Murry of the Winter Garden does the thinking for tho show seve © rty at bis, apartivent last soome to be on the outside | A! ri ‘0 casualties " |) Keightiey will pay Paul B in. Wouldn't it be strange tf) Bins uw new hat if St. Swithin makes it forty days, Clarice Snyder has been engaged for « role in “Oh, What a Girl,” upen- a the Shubert Monday, larie Colebrook has bean - 4 OUver Morosco to succeed Grace ‘aleutine in “Lombardi, Ltd.” ose Jealous ! ‘ate wor x COPS ANT EVERYTAIN' mig agin MENTERTAININ’ "EM IN OUR Home! | Mare Connelly has quit the news- paper business to be press agent for King Cole fim comedies. we te was Ae Lieut. Vic Shapiro has returned he big blimp | from service in France, He ts guing into the motion picture business, All the plays ph B. Dyar writes in the next five years will go to A. HL Wovds. Mr. Dyar wrote “A Voice tn the Dark.” Mark Reardon, 84, who came back France that city, Arthur Geary has tenor at the Hi =n THE OL Uncle Abner’s Generosity Was Exceeded Only by His Selfishness! - Yes eur HE ALWAYS ATE THE +1057 OF (TF. MIIVSE LFS WHEW EVER NE CAIVE HOME FRO A TRIP HE WAS L0Aapeo Oown UTA CANoYy! He BOVENT THE Ces, THAT (WOWEY CovLo OvY THE BEST WAS NONE 700 6000 FOR AVANT eurncna? HE BUYS A 80x OF CANOY Con WS WIFE! dend a Nobody’ to Grwndstone George* —_" WE NEVER THOUGHT OF COMUNE W0MG Oh SATUROAY MIGHT UtTHOUT A Bex af cauor! So THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE OF M3 ane? A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Barlow Jambo of Wellaville saye it's ood thing for a girl to chew gum, eit Fees tes tascent of talk “No sense at all but feeling” FOOLISHMENT. HITS CENTURY MARK. Once winked at «t silly young skirt, It caught the Queen's eye, And though he won't dia, The nurse says he's terribiy hurt, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. abmy, yo’ jined de navy. SAM'S DIAMOND. AM, the chores man, returned from the city with a scarf pin that contained a “diamond” of If You Have a Laundress thi you Should Ine upon—that she Norub make ir whiter and thank you for thoughtful- you will and Pleased with the ty of the Be & 10c at your Grocer VAN ZILE CO., Mfrs. 's Worm Syrup roure the ente nud sure Kenedy tor | 0 it waver bottle kiled fall, Que CHILDISH CURIOSITY, ! se HY is it animals have ¥o many different kinds of skins?" “That, my son, is what is culled protective coloration.” \ “What does that mean?" | “Well, for instahoe, the zebra and the tiger are strij wo their bodies t A) congealed by ‘haga grass,” = o “And the polar bear is white so hia body ts not easily discerned against a backing of snow and ice.” | T see, “And the backs of many birds are streaked so they will be almost in-| visible in underbrush.” “But there are some I can't figure out.” “Which are those?” “The giraffe and the leopard. About the only thing they would be in visible in is a tlock of measies."—~ UST as two Irishmen were in the J middle of a large field one of bull making for them, With a yell of warning he bolted, His companion, less nimble, ran wildly round the hedge to find an opening. Twice he went round without es- caping. Then, as he passed his anx- ious friend fof the third time, he shuuted: “Tell my missus my insurance pol- icy is in the bottom drawer, This is my Inst time round."—St, Loul Globe-Democrat, west WHAT NEXT? HE limit of neighborly forbearance is graphically pictured in this colloquy from the Bi:mingham Age-Herald; “I don't mind lending you my hoe, my axe, my lawn mower, the madam’'s ice cream freezer and a lot of other things about the prem- ines,” said Mr, Glipping, “but I'll give you a fair warning, Gadsour." “Eh? What's the trouble?” “If you ever them turned and saw an angry, and just managed to clear the hedge. | § here and try to borrow our ble garage, I’m going to say + ol eam ho GosADINe!T! 1 CAME OUT HERE FoR PLEASURE-~ AN YA GOT ME WORKIN LIKE A TROCE LITTLE GIRL WILL You GET ME A BITE To EAT SAY! You GOTTA crust TO BRINGA IFELLER OOT INA TUB Like TAIs! 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