The evening world. Newspaper, July 21, 1919, Page 18

SUE VL f Plays and Piijers | By BIDE DUDLEY A Re eae CGE LITTLE MARY MIXUP Monday, . ‘ * ® duly 21, 1919 O--H-Ht— There S 4 MAN OVER AT THE DEPOT He RAN AFTER 17 AND CALLED IT some. AWFUL NAMES — And the Train Didn't Come Back Then He. cHasep iT CLEAR out Either! . HAT S MAD aT Tie TRAIN. about it will tip you off. | and the ee ee rh it through the Capitol to-da, - went through t pi! 0-day, oR TB ong x guy smiled at her, and she was the Seibilia about to hand him appy when I f “ot Edwin © ae et he was a Sn President; Cloyd V. Koonts, * old her, not to common, I'm and Treasurer, and Anton goeg eos wf er de: o “ eture tour ye can speal ong- Solbia, Vice President and Gen- jish, May let you in on it—Jeff. Managér. It is based on William — comedy succes “All the OUR OWN POPULAR SONGS. | | } of Home.” William Lennox A maiden fair once took a chair Margeret Michasi are the authors 1m Hooley's cating place; and Leon De Costa nas 4 youth came by and caught her eve and music. Re- Ang smiled right in her face. July 28 In the goig she: “Why, Pete, come rest your feet, ij Sit down some time to kill; TU order you an oyster stew And you may foot the bill; 4c TN fake (some dbeefsteak pic.” At that the youth dia ery: Chorua, “T would not cat an oyster stew Though you, my dear, insist; interests will 1 would not cat an oyster stew y, " com: Though you sat there and hissed; United States and 7 would not eat an oyster stew a, Though you declared it treason; . Ww » I would not cat an oyster stew, ‘ Wey LOOK LiKE A SCHOOL For oysters ain't in season. ‘ ‘ OF "PoRPUSSES"! GouLD'NT STN, tome REdoRT I No RUNNIN’ relations of capital to labor. THE RIGHT SORT OF Boy. me the fellow who knows how to gmile trouble looms up in the road; tightens hia delt with a grin on ane pit nia car for spite. hia face, oh y: 4 Baid her “Tut, tut! Base up, you) i matter how heavy the load, soy sini | Verse 2. The maid arose and tapped hia nose Quite deftly with her right, One eve she blacked, his skull she cracked, I'm feeling pretty biue.” But she replied: “Get up, you anide,! teeth And cat an oyster stew.” | e While lyin; " ig on the floor, ne enfling tte buf, The youth to her did roar: Gee me that fellow—I need such a Chorus. ! r it" de, FAnd, Miater, you need thot tod too. “! WOuld not cate” Ee Phe country’s foundation is made up of hMm— Boy who knows how to go Who faces misfortune dy gritting his by Now All Together—Ho Ho—Hee Hee—Hah Hah!!! call Jong as we have Rim we need “phe shudert Galeties of ( f Mating Hillott's Theatre, are now al jaxine jott's ea ' sorong in this land ca; hold Delng organic. lowing the opening of “Oh, What give fellow Knows & Girl!” at the Shubert Monday, the | how Ngentoreg ph e Messrs. Shubert will prepare “Hello, | needs him, r'tt “ e, eing a whlatler, it say. ran jer, has a jelds's “A Lonely) 188 GEORGE REHEARSING. BLANCHE - I GOTTA Take. “Th'oud Bus “TS “TH'GARAGE AGAIN! “THAT “TERRIGLE_ SQUEAR'S Come Back # WELL, WHo BOUGHT THis car! HAH! answer me! WHO? HEE, Ha, HAW! Ou, JF Boveut tT -.euT WHO HAs “ME SwEET JOB OF “TAMING CARE OF IT? HO - Hot! \M GETTING sick OF “This! “That cak HAS BEEN LAID UP MORE. DAYS “THAN (T's BEEN RUNNING ! » succeeding Vio- the W 1 ou | presen 8 “ee Dawn,” in to-night. is play will be Epedway about the mid- es ] in’ Mabel's t' A Theatre, has to continue its to next season. le Love Birds” | igtie French dancer Well in a Broad- | e her own act | t se Ol the late King | | MRS. MARY WILL EVE ‘Em, ‘We have it from a press agent r veracity is unimpeachable that door are nck Sennett’s bathing gir! lwey Theatre. Also that Mre. wan has been made stage- oor woman and rested, to me Johnnies the hard boiled eye. ts have become pretty bold Idtely. , Saturday night one of. them | ‘on the sidewalk and when the; beautiful girl of all came out sp wi : “Hello, Pretty-Pretty!” idnig! JANTUNG MAY LECTURE. ' Nutt, our special correspoade: Washington, has wired us as fol- ‘ar Dud—The latest concerning| A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. " bie og situation isn't out yet,| Love may be blind but marriage is 1 1 learn this much, All the/an eye opener. | | | been do! ret, will r, the Indian | pearing in “The returned fron, a trip to a reservation bringing alon, Miss Bauveis and Miss Sky, ui maidens, The trio will appear in the! new Raymond Hitchcock show, VIC’S VACATION INT TAS THE EAT You may CALL VE, AIIKING For : IT Gear, suT Gosn! I Give THE MOUNTAINS AN | UP! I+ pon'T J i EE How You eee"ANe Ti aS een UP AS EASILY vl Live IN A WALK-OP ” FOOLISHMENT. 2 y. Ti (By Don em) hi to-day and, while they |! know @ young fellow named Guy, puldn’t talk, they seemed as though | Who chanced buy the seaside to spuy ey. didn't exactly like the way id Bu } are, going. If you use this,| 4 maiden named Bila, verter it, utt inks Chii Who faised her umbrella, Dingatiefed Over to | And poked muy friend Guy in the, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | “What insect doce the blacksmith manufacture?” vwhatt” “He makes the firefly.” (od BO w me. Washington is dry now, 1 under a a iaw is to be d to make the entire country hibition, If | hear anything more [The Day's Good SHE CLEANED IT, ‘OU always have that same Waitress in the restaurant, don’t you?” sala the busl- r man. “Always,” replied his friend. “She's 7 iC Aways very careful to » ) bring me clean LEAN FOOD tooa.” “How do you know?" oi WHICH SPOT? B RIZONA JOE, the anima! A hunter and trainer, was teli- ing an after-dinner story: se “Old Bill had} charge of the| animal tent, and| among bis peta} was a leopard. | He was a bad leopard, too, and | “Why, to-day 1 Save Bill no ead, shw hee brushing| of trouble, One | the dust off my day I went away | piece of custard |t0' arrange some business. While I with her apron.”—Yonkere States-|“ar having dinner a telegram was handed me. It read: ‘The leopard has | escaped, Prowling about town, What shall I do?—Bill.’ | “Bill was one of those fellows who | |had to’ have explicit directions to do | anything, even in an emergency. He | there is to that! | was always afraid of making pv I got @ notice | axe. from my bank! «shoot him on the spot,’ I wired. this morning!) forgot all about the affair until that I had over-| pout two hours later, when I return- drawn” ed to the hotel and another telegram “Weil, try) was handed me, It proved to be from | Ebank. They can't all be |curetul, conscientious Bill, and asked; | Vanity Fabs. “Which spot?'''—London Tit-Bits, HE WANTS TO FIGHT THE WINNER OF THE DEMPSEY: WILLARD BATTLE WANTS "TO MARE ENOUGH MONEY “TO PAY GERMANYS WAR DEST | SUPPOSE PAPA, HERE'S A CABLEGRAM f . .'TS FROM KID’ HOHENZOLLERN jf]