The evening world. Newspaper, July 12, 1919, Page 12

0. ih Pee iw COU Vie | By BIDE DUDLEY + HE DEVIDED ALL His TILIAM HARRIS JR. bas re- | If you wish to meet the poct *) That wrote these words into a rhyme, ; CANDY WITH YOu & ; Forty-si2 North Eleventh Street, i i Wm. D, Rich yow're eure to find, , ‘ ret MLLE. GUIDA HERE. Mile, Guida, the noted Italian danc- Ing mistress of His Majesty's Thea- tre, London, arrived in New York yesterday under contract to Comstock Saturday, July 12, 1919 CoV ULL wy, T Tink Boek I Klow -BoT He WAS “BEEN VERY CENEROUS WALKED “RIGHT oor STinew OF THE CANDY STore- witeN He str WAD THREE CENTS . EET j Ag » The first Production this fall will be “Dark Horses,” by Samuel Shipman = Percival Wilde, which was tried in Washington several months MRS, BRADLEY DIRECTED. ‘Mra, Lillian Trimble Bradley has George Broadhurst’s play, Crimson Alibi,” which will 0} at the Broadhurst Theatre M Bight. The cast will include Harri- gon Hunter, William H. on, Graham, Robert Keny, Rob- John Ellis, Roy Rue, y, Jack Kane, Bertha Mann, , Bina James, Mary Foy Cozzens, BROADWAY BITS. Joo Vion was a 424 Street visitor all yesterday. ‘ Newman hints that he has ‘@ little cellar under his ticket Ueberall lately ‘become as 66th Street's best-dressed ‘He says white socks did it. wan iets cigut bowing Might and left it Louls Rote of lovely hep jell, rd J. he intends to go to the seashore If he doesn't go somewhere else y at home. REHEARSING A FARCE. yesterday stust tn bed” ths new farce by and Hillard Booth, in H. Woods will star Florence aia te m n fe ; 5 iF & Gest to stage the new dances in the which opens at the Aug. 4 TROUBLE ON THE FARM. Marthy's got a city suit, Since the borders came, She's discarded her dlue frock, Btyle is now her aim. Me an’ Ma don't like to hich "Bout our daughter's dude, But we don't intend to raise ‘ No fine social buds, Marthy puts her new suit on Barly in the day, Acts jest like a reg’lar queen— Has a haughty way. Century Theatre "Course, for dressed up lady folks Bweepin’ floors is rude, Spends her time out on the porch Gassin’ with @ dude. Marthy's booked to get a jolt Some of these fine days; Me an’ Ma ain't no one’s fools, Though we're country jaye, ights of Columbus of Free- I, will institute Holy Re- Cc il, No, 197 44th treet Theatre, thereby increasing the sea! cay ity by 150 ‘d coda ak A scene in Be Cee” mee be Se on nown as 's Midnight Revue,” i has , been renamed “Intermission at the Galeties.” Mar: Pringle, who was Pel Seat ete re donna of “Come q pists at ee ba tee ‘We eee | WwW. W. Randal! 1 states that William second edition of “Chu Chin ry Collier, Mcintyre and Heath, Lew Dockstader, Willis P. Sweatnam, George Wilson, Bert Williams and the Gorman Brothers will appear tn the testimonial performance for Barney Fagan at the Manhattan Opera House Aug. 31. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Duicle Parker, cashier at the Eat Cafe of Wellsville, announced in the longed, ay y Ayenned of ne Bugle mre 9 u she was writ! a and Where Church or Club or Socials|Tuesday an automobile Taleoman meet, called on her, Poems for fun or puns to treat. ‘Alao Addresses I Compose, Forget the author of the prose, For ali occasions I can speak, Funerals, Weddings or Friends to greet, ‘Hymns or Songs, sacred or profane, FOOLISHMENT. (Contributed.) Lives of actors all remind us That our doard bills thust be paid, And, departing, leave behind us Two bits for the chambermaid, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What is the difference between a ) With words or Music for the seme, | cioud and a bad boy being whipped?" ‘Btage sketches or descriptive verse, To start a laugh for jolly mirth, THE REASON WHY. THAT HE follow- ing story Ce. is an illus- ve “Ss tration of the unfailing humor of the Yankee soldiers in the trenches, Bill, from the Bowery, busily engaged in hunting “coott to his companion in misery: “Say, I Knows now why dat guy Napoleo plways had his picter took wid his hand in de front of his shirt!” ‘MONDAY’S CONFUSION 4 “I don't know.” “One with rain and the other roars with pain.” % WHITE ~My wife is go ten- der-hearted she won't whip the cream, Mr Blaok— That's nothing; my wife won't beat the carpets, and tears come into her eyes when the onions are skinned,—Philadelpbia. North American, A HORRIFIED HOSTESS. CERTAIN Kansas City man moves about in society very infrequently, but when he does his achievements amount almost to @ triumph, One of his most recent triumphs was in the home of a cas- ual friend, where he and his wife had gone for tea, The hostess, hav- ing poured, asked the social lion if he wished cream, “None, thanks,” he replied in his irresistible manner. “I never apoll good tea with cream, Unless the tea is very, very bad, I prefer no cream or sugar,” The conversation then turned to more important subjects, and within five minutes the hostess was horrified to see the social favorite, quite ab- \sor’ded in the subject under discussion, reach for the cream pitcher and pour the entire contents into his cup. ae Tt Poe Commenene OY -— THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY | WHERE "BEEN Doe” -DAWGONIT Y'LOOK LIKE “TH WRECK O° TH’ HESPERUS ! JOE'S CAR, Gosn! if 1 CAN GET TO “hat GARAGE BEFORE SHE FALLs APART (M A LuckY GUY! GEE wHize- wHAT A Nose! THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON os ra Ou yer wend. UNCLE PECOY WAS A PRACTICAL JOKER HE HAD A KEEN SEWSE OF MOMIOR! AIADE HUNDREDS 4AUGH. FOLKS Ht ST VITUS OSEO TO Cntt 49 THE VILLAGE. “CV T-vee DOROTHY DOROTHY WAKE _UP y’ { VERY SjMPLE ~ (TSA BUSTED BEARING! \F You TRY To DRIVE IT ANY, FURTHER SCRAMBLE ,TH' WHOLE WORKS! | v’ MAY THE JOY of EVERY PARTY, THE LIFE OF EVERY SOCIAL GATHERING! COME, COME DAUGHTER, WAKE UP | t=] Fa) MANY A ‘MAWS PRIDE FELL wicrtia Ta Ms KEL SHAFTS OF W/T -2 v¢ ce _ We'll Say It Was a Lil’ Bit Rough at Dugan’s Wedding! DAWGONNIT! Ev'RY CAR “Hat Passes ME Unk Established a No-Hit Record in the Humor League! Yes, 807 ne Cov.ow'r °- STAWO ANY KIDOING HiISLtLFL "NOBODY" HE ATTENDS CHURCH REGULARLY vend » Nebedy" te "Grindstone George * >} POONT CARE! IF THE BIRDS/ WANT TO MARE FOOLS OF THEMSELVES, LET 'EM