The evening world. Newspaper, July 8, 1919, Page 20

‘THE NEW PLAYSo| “Shubert Gaieties of 1919” Varied ‘and Elaborate. BY CHARLES DARNTON Hey- Hey ~- MISTER - WHAT You pon’ 2 TA BONE Burimp RIGHT Heke wiere You'Re DuUMPIN c- OUR ROAD SOME Place ELSE OF. Reavy, MisTER, Bet Au HAVE “To Buy TWAIN once said: “Everybody's talking about the weather, ‘Dut nobody's Going anything about it” But times have changed with. qummer shows and their barebacked performers, for they're about / | BMP" fairly shivered with the “shimmy.” In fact, one exponent of this at ‘art—a Dionde creature of rare self-control—seemed as cold as ice. | Ber strenuous sisters, she did not exert herself in the least, yet there say her “personality’—that made her! OO ee ee ee ee eet ae ~ it was that Gilda Gray came into her own | loffman aired her voice in operatic fashion tt was the dancing that set the pace of the performance. | By BIDE CHaNDs@' musical comedy called a ef i 8 2 tl Hl i pi titny afrttigst ff Hat HUA PT Fr 5 hy i He i : matter, there was never any lack of, little Ina Williams seemed always ing tim seriously. Certainly, this scene, 60 far as the lady sleep-walker {8 concerned, should be cut short, for as it stands it is in very bad taste, Stuart Baird sang well, Marjorie Gateson was graceful and attractive, Julle Ballew entered the lists as a more or less innocent “baby vamp,” / and Marguerite Farrell gave a re- freshing Irish touch to the pro- ceedings. , “The Shubert Gaieties of 1919” of- fers varied and elaborate entertain- ment. gad Plavers DUDLEY ee ave =o Laurito, would charity producti President and his OUR POETRY CORNER. Jack I. Braverman of No. 976 Kelly Street, the Bronx, has penned us & poem which starts out: Bhe was @ dashful old maid, And he was a plumber by trade, At the finish the plumber marries the old showing he’s a braver well, you know! Pete Beckett of Brooklyn also has favored us with a rhyme. It's too long, but here’s the start: My father used to go on dats, Come home and kick me in the slate. And last, but not least, comes little Mi Pearley of 57th Street, with a lovely poem ing like this: My doggie ts 40 very sweet A mosquito bit him on the feet. ‘That'll be about all for to-day, HARDLY APPROPRIATE. Marcus Nathan was standing in front of the Terrace Garden Dance Palace yesterday when an auto drove Op and stopped. “Are you Mr, Nathan?’ asked a mop in the car, he young wi lancers here. ‘| I've driven down from Illinois to see e Island. The ladies en- ert Goodman went to the 8 yesterday with a can favorite so-called smoking to- and threatened to drop it if his Play was not accepted immo- aA Lesagoo’, who visited the yivania te Prison last week, safely yesterday. His ‘were doubly glad to see him, \Fleok, whose Rattler car broke I Rar, Tecently, was about et yesterday. His bone was and, having collected his \u- 20 was he. Co Townsend was seen danc- ‘on the Majestic Roof last night. len Mr. Townsend shakes shoe the orchestra always plays MLLE. PESSOA To ACT Mme, Wpitacio Pessoa, wife ifazil’s President, sailed for home ‘wrote John L. Golden thanking for bis perminsion to give “Three TSF Hf hich One of Your Neighbors wash out first? Ten to one Van’s Norub the first wash out able to hang wash and early, Se & 10c at your Grocer VAN ZILE CO., Mfrs. West Hoboken, N, J. 9 tlemeay for Ne Kiled her.” Mr. Nathan was gazing at the number. eon the car, “If you're @ doctor,” he said, “you should change that plate.” The plate sai@ “45,007 1.” “Up in Mabel's Room,” tinge, will be played the 200th time to-night, Renee Adoree and Lewis Sloden have been engaged by the Messrs, Shubert for “Oh, Uncle,” Thomas Dixon has engaged Flora MacDonald, recently in “The Invisi- bie Foe,” for “The Red Dawn.” “Greenwich Village Nights" will be Produced to-night at the Greenwich Village Theatre. May Vokes has been engaged by John © the le feminine role in “'T' w girl Romeo,” & divorce i over a stage brace and sprained her ankle, Reports that the presentation of “The Five Million” at the Lyric Thea. tre would be postponed are denied by Comstock & Gest. The play will open to-night, I Mile, Guida, an Itatian dancer, has sailed from London for New York to stage the dances in the second edi- tion ‘Chu Chin Chow.” Kement of Mack Sennett's iris at the Broadway has been extended four weeks. The show played to more than $15,000 the first week. Crane Wilbur has written a play called “The Fools’ Game" in which Maude Fealy will appear, Another called “The Love Liar” has been ac- cepted for production. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Le Soir—See Paul Scott. P, Drew-fVill_ hetp all we can. Bring her in at 6 P. M, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The man who can write poetry easily usually’ finds it rather dimeult to write checks, FOOLISHMENT. A Bethet young fellow named Milt Once questioned a pickpocket's guilt, The chafing he got Made Milt so darned hot He yelled: “Have a care—you'll get kilt.” FROM THE CHESTW'YT TREE. Husband—What! You boiled these {sess eighteen minutes? 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