The evening world. Newspaper, July 7, 1919, Page 18

* COMIC PAGE. . Monday, both d ve 1919 ; Magazine The Manufacturer and Not the Mud Pie Was Whipped Into Shape! A -BANEE Rt FE About Plays and Players | ARS BROWN WHPPED mit, SuRe you By BIDE DUDLEY SNE DiD= An’ T wag Real, saan ok Saggy Sie Asked ME--DID AND ALL T saiD Pours 4S HER — ALL * * I MaKe MuD-PIES On 1 saip was:"Yes Mam HER FRONT FoRcH e NUTT ON THE JOB. was: "Yes 44m" Bri ved yesterday. He has sent us following communication: “Dear : Hawker and his dig blimp have arrived. Understani it flew from Newfoundland and intends to continue to Europe. I and the gir! Harte, James Dyrent are band Pe ie fae he can rn nothing. forgot tel Tas Overman. you I married her (the girl, not she . eo imp) Sey, A Toledo wr “THE STORM” TO-NIGHT. | ‘ossed off the necessary an and ber beat it for bere. We had our aie’ “Te Beora” toate | Bicture taken and would suggest you uss it Instead of that of ths bilmp, as overy other r in town will print a photo of the balloun and me have a beat on I and her, n't worry! Just as soon os anything Lap- . a] here I'll shoot you the dope. | easy. “JEFF.” im 4 a FE : 3 : Gossip. ik R. Rubin, our east side post,| phe vaudeville team of Laurie and using the mails lately. We! Bronson will split ot the o New Brigh- w Soe tanaes At Store An etn rerrveon” tate of ve cur-| THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY - “Liz” Pushed Out a Bright Morsel of Repartee! was @ girt who loved to dance, Dae, Deaete 98 0th, beeen phe wos wondrous wise; While at the Stamford Theatre re- and danced and danced} cently Cyril Keightley was mistaken jody A aga Bhocking, say we, uced han : \omad re her oles, De ba danShs eee ber? boen Ms And when ound her weigh! gaged by Thomas Dixon for a go van idaaats ft wae | Sart in “The Red Dawn.” ” Adeline Leitzback has completed ‘ait her might and main her new musical comedy, “The Per- a eeledrated with a feast, fect, Man.” It is eald John Cort will t ét buck agai peegese “\pyhechen wd D. W. Grimths's' fim, “Broken Blos- soma,” will not close its engagement TO BRING NOTED PLAYERS. it the George M. Cohan Thegtre unt Casadesus, art director of | July 19. new Theatro Parisien, which will| ‘The new Cohan & Harris play, “The the Belmont Theatre next season. | Acquittal,” is reeciving much com- aimost ready to sail from Paris) mendation on tour: py wets the members »f the'company. It rd ‘eros ag! be 1 one-term | - : contract acl in mn ir Renlart + % eens Seed Feeney players will! pictures. She will appear in “fin-; ‘ aeets 2 ’ here” soon. Kenneth Webs will dl- fl i - ; _ BY WAY OF DIVERSION. " : The Barney Fagan testimonial per- lary had o Wttle lomd; 48 | formance will be held at the Manhat- ce was white as snow. The | tan Opera House on Aug. 31. W. W. Randall reports that Raymond Hitch- cock will be Master of Ceremonies, Jather A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ¢ E = E : : “TAat lomd would make | Holly Peyster of Wellsville was ex- = + Count HAN chops. They're worth suet | pial to 8 crowd jn Biick's poet ‘ at-H ! cents apiece at alt the butcher | should ha ht Dem: -flome T love — . . may be worth FOOLISHMENT. Cie We bans NOBopY lot, but 1 don't give @ |TAere wos a young woman in Red- Asuee WAS ene A NATURAL GORN Gh te au Andean? hay an fe ee Yes, Bur HE TAKES THE BLAME FOR. T will not sett my Uttle ding, OF IME BEST LAWYERS ORATOR. HE HAD A TMAT wouLo BRING Coury COURT FOR. HIS WIFE WON ALL THE ACCIOGNT? p mw ee | a, Pattee aac GUT OF SpeecH THAT )|\| \ TEARS 10 THE EVES FORTY YEARS AMO THE ARGUMENTS Send a Nobedy'te Grindstone Seerge merely shouted shedding, _ SEFORE THE GAR. WAS MARVELOUS! OF ANY Jury! NEVER LOST A Ar Home?! ‘ lamb then echoed, Bhe wailed and she wept, + : CASE! one day Mary sow Then into ded crept, at Bunkem’s store, |4"¢ covered her head with the bedding. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. He-—-Which de you like better, blondes or brunettes? She—1 don't know. He—You ought to—you've been The Day’s Good Stories | “THESE FARMERS FROM WHAT MORE COULD SHE ASK 4 WINSTED, CONN.? FOR? @ certain evening last autumn| RILLY glowed with rapture. He had ; ‘& group of farmers sat around won the girl of his heart, and in Ve y ; De nina lille cantute ee oie ebdveting rote VIC’S VACATION The Board Was Included in the Room! in a general and heartfelt} he Was discussing his rosy prospects int about the ravages of the| With a friend, according to the Philu- 5 delphia Inquirer. “Yes,” he wald, while | DYA EXPECT A MAN WE FURNISH ROOMS ase ony. wield ‘potari te skit front deiahaea Yaady theben, Ba fty epee al TO SLEEP IN A BED WITH BOARD, DON'T wet . j in two weeks,” said one farmer,|"! thiOk Molly and I are starting mar- Tr Now) taba aee iN! LIKE THAT! 4 TH BOARD! ‘ate my crop in two days,”|ried life under the rosiest duspices. I » 4 farmer, “and then they | Her father is giving us a little, creep- on the trees to wes if I'd| °-olad cottagé; her mother will fur- Ralaay more.” nish it for us; her grandfather ts giv- 7 iw salesman who was travelling for| 19K ws # motor car, and in addition to ¥ has a snug little in f weed house cleared his throat, = (ner own.” “Excellent!” eal his 's remarkable,” he said, “but| friend, inspired by the young man's me tell you what I saw in our/enthusiasm. “And you—what are you 1 saw & couple of potato| rinsing to the happy union?” “Me? ore. eat S I'm giving my name!" before Sethe time to see b had bouubh “peed."—Chicago HE GOT RELIGION, _ News. A MONTANA private who was ee among the wounded soldiers ar- TE THIS IN YOUR FORD IN |riving in New York the other day ex- . JAPAN, hibited a Bible that had been given r OU must drive your automobile| him by the W. C. T. U. of his home at the speed of eight knots per/town, A German bullet had struck on the city roads and at twelve|the Bible, which deflected the course per hour on the country roads. of the bullet and saved the soldier's you see the policeman throw- | life, The private said the funny thing hand you must not drive! was that he hadn't belleved in any it of him, church, but when he was asked if he you get ahead of the pas-/ believed in God he answered fervent- zon foot or the Roren you it, Oh; Sel I oaeroet mene, DOROTHY He’s Starting Low, but He May Get to the Top! *, although the German bullet has W Z pe eT Y panes DOG OF YOURS Lie BIT ME ON gov COULDNT EXPECT A ~ Ny ar a you meet the cow or the! spoiled it for reading purposes,— mpeed slowly and take care to| Utica Press. the hora and not been afraid of Leokap pers peers , m, Drive slowly when you meet i i t aT TIN’ Morse or the eaitle, do aot maxe| ANGRY PURCHABERDidn't you ee "a THE, ANKLE TO-DAY LITTLE Pore vOuON THe afraid and carefully make the tell me that you had got as many Af they afraid the sound you| 4# twelve eggs in one day from those escape a jiitie while at the side| elgit hens you sold me? RTPA Re TET ates: Sas when | | POUltry Ratoer—-Yos, ma'am, re Amok’ and do not smoke on| APsry Purchaser—Then why is it| ver seat--Japan (Chronicle. that I'm never able to get more than __ two eggs from them and sometimes | - 3 ‘PAST MASTER AT SKINNING, | not so many in one day? | 74 DARDON me,” said the army cook,| Poultry Raiser — I don't know.) » for military ebefs are prone to| ma'am, unless it's because you look 44 lor eggs too often, Now, if you loo! thelr underlings courteously. for them only once a week I tee! | 1 prithee tell me where you! quite positive that you will get just d to pech potatoes #o artisti-|a» many eggs in one day as I did.— iy? 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