The evening world. Newspaper, June 25, 1919, Page 22

EDITORIAL PAGE ‘Wednesday; Pity the Bourgeoisie! — By Helen Rowland Coprnigh, 19, by The Prem Fudiishing On, CIM New Tork Brening #ori 0. H, Providence, hear now my prayer! ‘Protect the Bourgeoisie! For eighty million Iuckless folk 1 offer up this plea! On one hand stands the Profiteer, Prepared to snatch our coats— And on the other wait the Reds, To out our little throats! ‘The Bourgeois is a simple man, ‘Who works for all he gets, Believes in God, and shaves his chin, And pays his honest debts. He asks but little here below— Plain food and nutriftve, The right to breathe, to think, to vote— A decent place to live, atens a’ New Party ee ne ee Rn MEMBER OF THR ASSOCIATED PRESS, eel LS hE UT ee Sd Te onl wee ela bere OW that it’s all over but the great formal ceremony at Practical uses to be made of the wished-for peace. ) im Germany or any other part of Europe. The guard over Germany MEP VOLUME 50..0c5ccesccccesccesssscssesseeseesNOs $1,187 BACK TO AMERICA! ; N Versailles, the people of the United States should begin to get down to brass tacks and consider the first, immediate, , There is no reason why Americans generally should continue to = ecoupy their minds with forebodings as to what is going to happen ie @etablidhed by the Peace Treaty is a strong one. Germans themselves p. ‘are pretty certain to prove increasingly tractable once the worst of | thei humiliation ia over. In no part of Europe can conditions be © improved by needless worry on this side of the Atlantic. im The best thing Americans can do for themselves and for the resi - @ the world after peace is proclaimed is to turn briskly and ener _ getically to their own affairs. Not that the United States has not new and exacting duties of fn international character. Not that this Nation’s position is not “te be one of immensely increased importance and responsibility in th: ne _ Rebuilding its prosperity. . And fought through all the strife— | ty, including the League of Nations, in order that there shall And now we only ask the chance } Be Rothing doubtful or equivocal about the position of the United ‘To lead & peaceful Life! in the peace. Then, Providence, oh, hear my prayer! or - _ Second, that Congress shall then immediately and forthwith ‘The magic hour has strack! ‘ ‘s ae et to pressing domestic needs such as the return of the Lord, send the Bourgeoisie some SPUNK— 2 to their private owners, revision of the tariff to safeguard And jest & Uttle PLUCK! Pa ; . snes cence tensinataemehinstsintaiieticalpiitihammestocitat idustr created or developed by the war, new bases of adjustment i i 5 . SMEs Gittsosaces bevwoes Inher’ sadveaplieh and the remeral of he Jarr Family | The Office Force |How to Keep Your Baby and unnecessary war taxes. By R - p ° . i ‘ _ In recommending each and all of these domestic problems to the Copsrient shen pe a > L McCa rdell B y Bide Dudl Libel é a y cs : * 4 ¥ "abliching (The New York vening Yoridy Copyriedt, 1919, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York ‘vening World) ‘ attention of Congrats, the ‘President, in his m e of May| A Si ” : 4 , , in hig messag y jafe and Sane Fourth of July Awakens Prelimin-|Spooner, Who Never Quarrels, Learns It Takes Brains By Charlotte C. West, M. D. ‘Wy laid opecial stress on the need of getting rid of the so-called R ‘ aig ary Reverberations in the Jarr Household to Quarrel and That Starts It Copyright, 1919, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brmning World), luxury taxes. ‘ ce ASTPR, WILLIE JARR stood ) read and write and figure!” 66] SHE by the papers,” said Miss] Young man, if you continue to insult General Principles of Infant Feeding These luxury taxes were admittedly ill considered. - They were herbal like, and then] “Paw, is it Fourth of July?! asked Tillie, the Blond Stenographe: people jn this office I'll have you) ¢¢ UST as the highest aim of med-) her particular offspring. The sugar e m ‘a oy - row! in the Revenue Act as finally peasod, rather because ‘of the] ining ote ne eemae, SOme- | the boy ence more =|, wheeling about in her chair,| thrown out. Mr. Snooks and I are old ical art should be directed to|in milk, for instance, is not found in r mal oe Bie. ing rut the Fourth of July: “Why don't you anewer.the child?” | “that some people believe Jepp Wil- friends ard he'll fire you if I request the province of preventive] the blood itself, It is made right in ity at that stage of eliminating than from the desirability of| “Now» Willie, stahd up straight!” | asked Mrs, Jarr. “It's no wonder he's | !ard will pull his punches in the big| !% You haven't sense enough | megicine, so the highe most : u “Bi Y ©") cried his.mother, “I do declare that fight that ff in Toledo July | Pound sand in a rat hole iy spon) ond he glands. The amount of mineral | Retaining them. Congress should have repealed them early in the] child stoops over like an old man pad rpg yi tiie HAYES ee tae rile 1 don't understand that, 1] ‘Let's try to be friends” cuuokledy re gees epee mod). | salts exists ia dierent proportions i , , 4 . epeil!! \. rs cine should consist of the study of | the milk from that foun u present session. Let it do so as one of the first legislative acts of Til _be glad when school ts over, for] “1¢ you'll give me a chance to speak | ‘bought a prize-puncher had to push | 3bble, “and everything will be/ the pest means for starting young| serum. Who fat in Sees io Nee as f tm sure the ohildres wet that way | IM answer him,” said Mr. Jarr. his punches, not pull them,” paged You never hear me quarrel-| human beings in life, They should| oped within tho gland. Now the rea- , ‘ be ending over thelr desks!” *I didp't say @ word!” exclaimed | “It’s plain you are not conversant |/"S do you?" 3 . se sel bie ’ b “5 * ! ' be preserved from the perils whioh|son why babies who are wet-nursed do __/ With ‘the return of the President the people of the United], oa sas tine July yet, paw?" | Mrs Jarr. “But when yourown child |With the terms of tho pugilistic pws was about to reply wheM| surround the early hours of! their|not thrive well upon a stranger's milk Ps @ little boy, paying no at-| asks you a question and you treat |Same," sald Popple, the Shipping | ‘Y¢ door opencd and Mr. Snooks, the! existence and be given strength and lis : Btates earnestly hope that the best thought and activity of both anor to his mother, the while bis | him with indifference and disdain it's Clerk, smiling benevolently. “By pull. | 208%: entered. He said “Good morn-| i507 to resist the attacks which jl ibteataasodripdlany beer gi bee 0 ™ * * 4 7 uther was “d nm mn; wo! seem ro) ie Biecutive and Legislative branches of the Government are going to be| nim Paying no attention t©| no wonder the poor little fellow gots | DK his punches it means that Willara| ‘ent stood Ia the middie Of th®| muse inevitably be madd on thelr|ehat the child of a Migisthes wodian ’ ; ‘ nervous, Come to mamma, Willie; |™ay not hit as hard as he can, The}? nee vitality. Preventive medicine in he ah altel rm " @ancentrated once more upon the welfare of the 100,000,000 Ameri-| “Why don't you answer the child?" | she'll tell you!” best"—— r Look here, folkst” be finally sald,| early tite becomes pre-eminently the nik re . si (linda § bs jab . if a: tive asked Mrs, Jarr sharply. “You are| “Pp; " “He'll have his rape under w “I'm golng to start some sort of riv- os milk of a low-bred peasant = eopes the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, the Crest Lakes and] aways pel il aly AE al ms 7m, init Spores a Tey ines gine ce ames Bey fobictael alry in this office. You're all too {ntellLgRny SabRAeMRORN ot. the, Abs)” So we again quote Prof. Rotch, who Mexito. manners, and yet when the children | tio h fs 7 Iriendly, I‘believe that if you had|™° | says: the ion to his mother, "If you please, Bobbie,” said Popple 4 fey ings to breathe and grow and live.” SAP SS AES UE Tes rp do speak to you no alteniion is paid| “No,‘it will not be the Fourth of | ‘7'l! explain to Miss Tillie without the | “Mething to scrap over yan'd eet | Rotchy “General principles are vital in i . pe P pie: to them, no more than if they were—| July for a week yet,” said Mr, Jarr, | N€¢d of interruption from you.” Ther more work done, I don't want @ Ras thelr importance when we come to : je Back to America! ® were—were"—— Mrs, Jarr was at a| “And now thi ? “lto the 8 baie sweet, namy-pamby office force, 1| I have so often referred to the/study the subject of infant feeding . at you go to school, can je Stenographer: “You see, dear F4 af loss for a simile, “than if thi wil want a force of scrappers. beauty and usefulness of the human /in all its phases, whether the nutrt- \ ban ae ee eee eth eauat SN abt pate Mvladel bce Mains Suro rdoghedebed Wiehe pecmanentie inure hia core. | With that the Boss continued on| female breast. Few women, however, |ment to be provided for the infant “ THE RIGHT LINE ded. oom | 1 © reat- ae «to his private office. Silence, born| have any knowledge of the exquisite|/{s to come directly from its mother, . Mr, Jarr roused up from the con- | ened demonstrations of Bolshevist ae paren * of awe, followed bis disappearance, | mechanism of the mammary glands,!a@ wet-nurse, or an animal, or in- “ ‘The President's proclamation putting millers, grain deal- Ritrtabanaal pein cavetnn * the ey Pi PORT Rea ig sie dear,” began| /, was broken by Miss Tillie. and of thé readiness with which both| directly from the product of the @rs, flour jobbers and bakers under license carries the hope * e the lateat hy do you use such big words coe =e “That's all right about this quarrel-|the character and supply of milk 1s|mammary gland, ‘These principles ‘a ‘ont caines tad Ghichix’ ven ty ieee othe! of the day and said) to the child?” asked Mrs, Jarr.| “Wajt a minute, you two!” came! ling thing,” she said, “but I don’t yet|changed from hour to hour, perhaps/are: (1.) ‘That nature throughout ss American cons: uy flour at lower bla x Ai Ag was it you were ask- Pr vag and Demonstra- from Miss. Title “Where do you get) understand how Jack Willard ever'ex-| by thoughtlessness, carelessness vs |all the ages has clearly indicates Ly r prices. Tigard tions of Bolshevist Anarchy,’ in-|that ‘dear’ stuff? Are you courting | pects to whip Jipp Dempsey if he’s| deliberate neglect on her part; thus,!means of natural selection what the Millions of people in the United States are finding it a Paw, wad inv liltis bape toot Peet Los t d lebrat th ae ee Soper io Peas Bob: going to pull his punches in wraps, or| changes in atmosphere, in food, the|s#ource of supply whould be; that is, * ¢ ie . alin’ a lo we celebrate on e “Aw, he never meant it,” said Bob- hatev it was.” c] a that th 4 To ar a all i pid J e h whatever it was. emotions, fatigye, sickness and many |that the mother should during some svar Hy post: ed on ot sve with pre-war a hae am i i yin of July?" asked Mr, Jarr of bets pail pies IT heard him call] “Good night!" came from Bobbie,| other influences affect the delicate |early period in its life supply fod incomes. supplies and record crops have net “Oh, I do not think your mother ie boy. 88 Primm ‘dear’." as he went through the door. poise of this very sensitive and highly | for her offspring from her mammar: compared mr a . t ba ad ” ow, 2 td yet resulted in # consistent fall of prices. Plenty in this coun- mpared you to that scaly reptil ind crackers! replied the boy a Primm, private secretary to Wait till lunch time, dear,” sald| organized construction. So marvel-|glands, (2.) That when, owing to oe try 1s not yet being distributed among the Amoricans who need ania M an sagen ‘ oe | Nae di aa Lr vad ye the Boss, turned on the boy very/ Miss Primm, “and I'll tell you all|lously poised are these glands that| disease, over-civilization, or any said you paid no more attention | Cents to buy fire crackers for e | angry. about it” eds | causes which = Mt er epee Pa eel to him than if he were an alligator!” |.Fourth of July.” “Do you mean to insinuate that any —S Mara gerry rhage ie es from receiving Tateieeenae , wh ernment can ald in securing such dis- said Mrs. Jarr, “Why don't you an-| “What month does the Fourth of | man who might call me ‘dear’ cannot U d h Ss d Ss ° quantity being supplied as required;|from the maternal mammae, some 4 tribution, no time should be lost in studying the situation and |awer the child? Willie, stop stand- |July come in?” asked Mr. Jarr, be believed?” she demanded, | Under the Stars and Stripes) tye constituents, that 1s the quality, | nutriment must be substituted which putting corrective Machinery in motion. . Ing on your foot this minute. Look at} The boy thought intently fora min- “0 h, golly!” murmured Miss| HIRTY-TWO peaks of the Green | ig Also regulated by the mechanism | Will correspond ag closely as possible Whe President's order applying to the grain and flour him ute and then answered, “The Fourth | Tile, grinning, Mountains of Vermont are| itself, the amount of solids béelng de |to the natural food supply. (3.) That @ealers should be only the first move in a programme to Witie had one foot on top of the | I¥- “Just a minute, folks,” came from more than 3,000 feet high, creased or increased not only from|this substitution can be obtained most bring the benefits of American food abundance to the American Jothe# and was grinding the heel of |, MT Jarr laughed. “He's too smart) spooner, the mild little bookkeeper, ae day to day but from hour to hour,|exactly through the product of the consumer. the superimposed one onto the ankle pd ol Oyneapoay but 3 font poe ted er ped ie sare a, to pe Uncle Sam is one of the greatest | Now, Nature provides these marvels so|mammary gland of another woman. ‘ | of the nether foot any money to js and ev ing will be lovely,| hunters in the world, In his constant | jong as she is not interfered with, and| (4) That owing to the strong analogy ¥ . ATR “What was It you were saying?” |DUY AFecrackera, They are danger-|You never hear me quarrelling, do| warfare on the wolves, bears, moun- | so Jong aa she is being obeyed. Irreg- between human belngs and all antmals WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE SAID? asked Mr..Jarr of the boy ba end Senet tne en your tain Hons, bobcats and coyotes that | ularities In feodings, permitting the|in our efforts to copy good human cuit 5 “How a oe “Paw, "t ave cents to buy “My father says It takes me: ith] prey on Western cattle and sheep h ki Re as ce ‘ How can I keep you In shoes? pr COR y ys n wi ep he | child to suckle long after its appetite|make use not only of what we hay “alae gale Pook A Aga Pe al ag Wary ‘Diregtay cried Mrs. Jarr to Young Hopeful be- Oe ent ke Boney of tule re »|praine to quarrel” said Hobbie.) employs betweer and 350 profes- | nav been satistied, prolonged intervais| earned from human, belngs, but a sg dy preblganet Inspection service of the De- fore the boy could answer bis father, | replied his father, “and, besides, you| “Those base little braing are milk-| sional bunters, between feedings, are ail factors that oe ee ange of lactation as it oc- ., 4 “Look! That's a new pair of c. are big enoug now that the | soppy and” Mi Bae rofoundly influence the character of “I found a number of people in the const cities of New Anoee 1. jase act Wehbe bth any, Pinte furkticn as Tedmentuat Of| “Pardon ue, If 1 seem to interrupt] ‘The United States 1m §2,000,000.000 |e mith. WANTED Jersey, New York and the New England States who gave Pro- aid the celan hue ceanthe off thant | “Hn ee es or ye | you," snapped Spooner, “but your| behind in its public works coastruc-| i /eay algo show that the nature ITED TO KNOW, hibition as one reason for leaving this country for good.” “Paw, is It Fourth of July?” sakea | Washington or. Gen, Pershing?” | father must be a fool." : tion, according to Col. Arthur Woods,| MY SY Cnanges in accordance asa ncrraunan|* yi ‘What would the Fathers of the Republic have said had the boy asked the boy. “Y said Bobbie, “That's what} New York's former Police Commis- bred the age of the cbiid—ln other & pate ’ ie ‘ oe “It means—oh, well, never mind,” thinks,” e Is no! : he re-em- i of oys- ‘they been told that many families would one day be leaving And stop wiggling!” ried his| said Mr. Jarr, “George Washington | a don’t care what your Ma thinks,” Ce ee tan wae be words, the demand furnishes the sup- ters,” vi 9 eeernenennst eeeneeenereeeee affection that he can’t stand still a! iq the neighborhood!” said Mrs, Jarr| want you to know my brain is a — now established eolentific fact that ‘rv in this momth, > ieanuten That's all they seem to learn | proudly, as the boy ran gleefuly | normal one,” Tho first American suspension|the finished product is elaborated WA wir.” 7 Prof. George D. Herron says Germany has won the war, {as sehoo on tn ee eee pros “ize one, you mean, don't you?"| bridge was erected in 180} by James |within the mammary glands them- Say, is thip a movement of civilization. But one of the best ways to prepare to meet the new obligations ies is to give immediate and efficient ition to American interests at home. Of reconstruction in France, Alfred Capus writes in Le Figaro: “The task is not above the strength of this nation, which comes out of the war with a prestige which remains only to be converted into prosperity.” Weakened, war-ravaged Fsance sets bravely and conficently about Will there be any excuse for Americans if they bungle their itie problems, miss their trade opportunitics, lag behind in their and spoil their start in the new era of peace? ‘The prosperity of the United States in the immediate future First, that the United States Senate shall promptly ratify ‘ae At, the present momeut we doubt if even Berlin nerves could | “It's Delsarte and plastic motions, | perhaps,” gaid Mr, Jarr, ‘They teach remy aoe 2 SO ccntates crrenteateeneneveres them everything in school but how ¢o ‘i Mor ies) CAE eh " Pe ee eile Ng al never do alm,” 4 * fongotten all about it! And yet you I thing te encourage asked Bobbie, innocently, Finley acroys Jacob's Creek, West “No,” ————— moreland County, Pa It had @ span af 10 Leet and eoat 4,000, Well, rather not! Not HE! And he gets « bilt for tea! A two-by-four apartment, At @ price he cannot pay. Some T.N.T. each day! A shoddy coat, half-worn. He gots the merry heba From the jolly politician, i Yet eighty million of us Fill this Land from ea to selves, and that every healthy mother is enabled by, nature to furnish pre- olgsiy the of milk required by | Soe na | IT as HRSA But does he get that little bit? He gets a bomb for breakfast, He gets a robbery each night, He gets his cook’s contumely, He gots his’ waiter’s aporn, He gots « pair of paper shoes-— And wien he seeks to drown his woes They hand hin Prohibition. ‘The radicals are called “The Reds”s But if the name WE choose, It ought to be “The Blues”! Aye, clghty million simple folk Like you, my friend, and me! We paid the bills and bought the bonds, spelling bee or a taur eis inener sheers mene is a -t