The evening world. Newspaper, June 10, 1919, Page 15

Violate East Side Axiom, ( “Only Two Drinks in One ' Place,’’ and TroubleComes That's What Happened When the Chuck-a- Luck Trio (See Real Names) Tarried Too Long in One Spot and Forgot to Drink so They Might Fight. I" is generally considered bad form Canestra Canu@huck, Peter Shur- karurk and Mike Taverschuck were celebrating the leak of the the peace treaty from the Ship of State, “Let's go somewhere else,” was the watchword for several hours. to remain in one place longer than two drinks. a ‘LIFT OFF CORNS = ) WITH FINGERS Boesn’t hurt a bit and costs only few cents LETS ALL FIGHT! «| At last they came to a place that was so good they forgot all about going “somewhere else.” Youll Langh. | the thick glasses, Cancstra warmed ‘Apply = few drops | UP: then lift sore,| “Now here wo are, threé good friends,” he said. All shook hands feelingly and mur- mured, “Never surrender.” “And we haven't had a good fight for a long time.” “That is true,” agreed Peter and Mike. | “Let's all fight,"seuggested Canes- tra jovially. “Why do we want to fight?” asked Mik A few cents buys a tiny bottle of | 4%" the magic Freezone at any drug| ‘“Lét’s all fight,” repeated Canestra. store. Apply a few drops of Freerone| Finally the other two fell into the upon a tender, aching corn or a cal- lus. Instantly that troublesome corn or callus stops burning, then shortly you lift it out, root and all, without any pain, soreness or irritation. ‘These little bottles of Freezone con- tain just enough to rid the feet of every Lard corn, soft corn, corn be- tween the toes and the calluses on bottom of feet. So easy! So simple. Why wait? No humbug!—Advt. Men’s Suits, Pants --- *y 3 Best Values in the City touchy corns right off. Nopain, Yea, magic! elry changeable rule. 3g2.75 UP at the Opening Sale of United Clothing Stores 80 THIRD AVE., NEAR 12th St. Srd Ave, “L.” 14th St. Station into court. ———————EEE——EEEE With False Teeth? SURE-LooK HERE— Make your dental plate fit snug and firm instantly. Get from the tor- | yesterday. tures of a loose, wabbly, dropping pli fi hae eee DR, WERNET'S POWDDOR for F I went to the houseq of the defend. ants and searched them.” “Did you find any money?” Teeth keeps them firm. Prevent \ gums. Not a dentifrice. 1 der is antiseptic. and eliminates Wernet Den * a, N.Y. and Mike had two and a half.” ors, Guaranteed by s. Co. 116 Beekman zes. At all drug and,| came the verdict, Adve Canestra, Mike and department stc ROCKINCHAIR Athletic Underwear far Men & Boys Safe—from the torments of old ° fashioned underwear. Rock- ) inchair is the finest thing in union suits, the improvement (i that has brought solid summer comfort to the backs of thou- sands for the past seven years. Slip into a suit yourself— you'll forget you've got it on, Henderson & Ervin Norwalk, Conn, At the final round of the tussie with “There is nothing wrong among spirit, of the merry jokester, and for some time the east side resounded with their expressions of gleeful rev- In the good old game of “knock-out” on the east side there Is one 1.0- The loser always has the others arrested and brought Canestra followed the rules closely and went to the police station, where he swore that his two good friends had taken §60 from him. “What did you do, officer?” asked Judge Marsh in Essex Market Court | es. Peter had seventy-five cents “Discharged for lack of evidence,’ Peter then | THE EVENiNG WORLD, TUESDAY, STF walked into the corridor, grinned at each other, and started for the corner | saloon. |_ “Let's go somewhere else,” sug- Rested one of the triv after the second | glass. They're still going. Essex Market Court is still doing business. 6 Ae 8 NE can understand the action of friend wife when she refuses to get up and cook the eggs for breakfast after a large evening, and one cam also be kindly toward her when she comes home late after |a trot in the bargain district. But when a general strike goes into ef- fect, with little hope of amnesty, fol- | lowed by an enforced evacuation at the hands of friends of the family’s| | better half, one stops to ponder: “Oh, death, where is thy sting?” And then} to be arrested and brought into Es- sex Market Court on general prin- ciples! ‘The above chronicle of unhappiness Was the lot of Henry Berman, hus- band and father, alleged disorderly person and defendant before Judge Marsh yesterday. “Why do you bring your husband here?” inquired His Honor of Lizzie, | the temperamental spouse, “He roughs things up and hits me.” That was the gist of Lizzie’s accu- sation. “She makes me no supper,” claimed Henry indignantly. “Doesn't she stay at home?” “Yes, but all the time she talks with the neighbors and doesn't have time to get my meals.” Lizzie, babe in arms, remained se- rene. “And then,” continued Henry, “1 get thrown out of the house by the neighbors, An now she is just get- ting into court to show me some- thing.” “Did the neighbors eject you from your own house?” “Yes. Right out so that they could talk to my wife.” “What did you do?” “Nothing except get thrown out and then kick.” “You shouldn't be fighting when you have a baby to take care of, I shall postpone the case until Monday. Now go home and behave your-/end the little Berman nonchalantly selves.” in the van, with Henry stalking | ‘The pair accepted His Honor's sug-|doubtfully at a safe distance in the gestion and the parade formed, Lizsie | rear. Sac] you get the Vital tnineral salts in your dish of (jrape-Nuts — those organic elements of the field grains,-those valuable phosphates so essential to the building and upkeep of health at every age. “There's a Reason. Uptown Store home. 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BS it d 3) -: aR ETT TSN a eR Ce Fe TRO ee re On RRR Orb Salddiniecemetanenece a JUNK 10, 1919, . BLOOMINGDALES 59TH TO 60TH STREET LEXINGTON TO 8D AVENUE pa o- nota he = ‘Now in Progress A Wonderful Sale Of Player-Pianos Once every year at this time we have our QUEENSBORO BRIDGE SALE, in which we always offer TREMENDOUS BAR- GAINS, and we are glad to state that the beautiful new Walters Player that we offer in this sale this year at $425 is without doubt the most wonderful bargain ever offered in our Piano Department. If you have no Player, this is your chance. Dont fail to take advan- tage of it. Remember, a chance like this will never be offered again, and as there are only a limited number of these Players to be sold at this price, call tomorrow, and COME EARLY to assure your- self of a good selection. WALTERS - PLAYER-PIANOS *425 Special Free Offer With Each Player A Beautiful Music Cabinet—Handsome Bench to Match 12 Rolls of Music of Your Own Choice and Free Delivery fi Special Low Terms During This Sale OF ONLY $2.50 A WEEK [ We Do Not Charge Interest eset Only a Limifed Number of These Players Will Be Sold at $425. So Be Sure to Call Tomorrow. For months past the Walters Piano Factory has been preparing for this great QUEENSBORO BRIDGE SALE, but, owing to the difficulty of secur- ing enough of certain materials used in the building of these magnificent Players, they are only able to supply a limited number of these instruments in time for this sale. The fortunate ones will be*those who call tomorrow. If you are unable to call personally, mail the attached coupon properly filled out, and we will reserve a Player for you. | | pape h If You Cannot Call Tomorrow—Mail ‘Coupon ee | | Gentlemen—Kindly Send me Illustrated Catalogue and Particulars Regarding Your Queensboro Bridge Sale | NAME. | | ADDRESS H BS KE2KEN Summer Show Song Hits by the Ten Most Famous Composers on Broadway, including Jerome Kern, Victor Herbert, Irving Berli Victor Jacobi, Lou Hirsh, &c. First Song, June 22, “A Hepa Wedding Day,"’ from “She's a Good Fellow,’’ now at the Glo ANN) Theatre. (Published by special arrangement with the J.B. Harn Co., New York.) Words by Anne Caldwell, Music by Jerome Kem. Secong Song, June 29, “Some Wonderful Sort of Someone,” from “The Lady in R at the Lyric Theatre. Sunday World; get the set; order fy