The evening world. Newspaper, May 31, 1919, Page 14

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Mune’ tant 1 ve you" te “bench; he urged. ““Buppose the others should “aile’ in?” she demurred, “Let me ‘clamp’ you to my heart,” he “You shouldn't let your arms ‘com- joiner.” he suggested. “Promise not to ‘chisel’ bim out of his tee,” she requested. “That wouldn't ‘augur’ well for us,” he answered. “Shall 1 wear my ‘blue print?” she asked as they started for the license. +—-8t, Louis Globe-Democrat. arena Seo A NEW CROESUS. jOM® friends had been twitting r, Dr, Brougher on the wel] known o™ tendency of ministers. and law- FE girls every] vaudeville at the Brighton She has deen engaged Winter Garden production, Taner ith in “She' satiafes with @ movie shows! , Toa Fellow" at the Globe, were fednesda: Hi The But once a wéek I'm let go free, rate Y evening. “I dearly love onions,” said Nellie, “They're better than cranberry jelly, medals ~ “Did be? Say, dat boy wus de mos’ rhéddlesome iad Ef- Bagham Pinto, Vinton Freedley, u- Bene Rev: Charles Nordstrom and the club promises vat they fa will De very saucy. On ht meh! THE GooDs. You've got to have the goods, my dow, If you would finish strong; diuf may work @ little while, But not for very long; Une of talk alt by steels, Mit seldom sce you through; | got to have the goods, my 3 g iy | r? ytning else will do, pretty stif, my doy, E37 Feat : PY eed is Charles Dilling- This column never “ rie Chapin'a” ota “Who Is Heath is ———. with ‘heatre. for a new ‘Marguerite Farrell bas been en- “Bing, Bang, Boom! ong ary the performance ly in " last night at | ft usher asked the head downstairs” was. Mre. Thomas 15. Cam e Governor of Arizona, ‘YES, AL, WHY? A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The editor of the Wellsville Bugic on hts The other to say in paper that iter, made it FOOLIGHMENT. “As food you can't beat them, “And yet I don't eat them, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Eph, did your soldier son get any in de whole regi- grandmother and in thanking her 4 “| was awful surprised when bod gave me so m money, and ‘man at the bank Ywas " wrote in my book “By gosh, $10."'" —Les Angeles Times. -_———_— DID HIM CREDIT. HE old sea Captain in brass byt- tons sat smoking comfortably by his fireside, when Jack, his sailor son, burst in upon Nim. “Weather’s too rough,” explained the son, “so we've put in for a day.” “Too rough!” exclaimed Mr, Tar, with visions of his own days on the briny. “Why, sir, I was once sailing around the Cape when a storm come on and it blew down the mainmast and the mizzenmast was swept away, but we didn’t even think of putting int” “Well, you gee,” explained the son, “this storm Was so bad it blew the anchors off the chaplain’s buttons, bow 3 the paint off the ship's bow and"—. “Stop!” erled the old man. “You do me credit, Jack—you do me credit!"— Milwaukee News, ———. THE SOLDIER'S FAITH, OL. ROOSEVELT was a deeply religious man, and one evening at Oyster Bay he sald to an editor: “How this world war has clarified our ideas! It has clarified my own ideas about religion. “Before the war I was inclined to yers write almost wpreadable ‘Dands, but the divine was too much them. peor writing, de not «2 agree with the philosopher, who said: “ ‘Religion is the experience consti- tuted by those thoughts, feelings and actions which spring from man's sense of dependence upon the power or powers controlling the universe, and which have as their centre of interest the cosmic fortune of values.’ “But how different is the definition of religion that the doughboy has flung us from the trenches, and how heartily is ment yaaa he says: Cunerene. 1018 Frame Petiaating On NY Rrvseng Wert) THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY WOTd THis XT HEAR RUMORED ALONG “THY LINE — 19 “THAT RIGHT -ARE Y'GONNA Divorce TH’ WIFF ? JOE’S CAR Carrriate, Vien Prem Pettehing On HY, omming Wart) INOW LISTEN! “Tat CAR LT PICKED OUT 15 “TH' CAR WE OUGUTA GET — - \T'Ss coT POWER! RAISED A LARGE FAMILY ANO HE WAS FROVO OF AtL HtS CHILOREN! 1 WAN'T YOU "TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN & THERE WER@ TWELVE BOYS, AND THERE WASN'T A * LACK SHEEP IN THE WHOLE. CN’ MEAN “OS tty SAM" =THAT GONNA DEMAND A Divorce ON “TH ALLEGATION. “HAT V'WIFE CANT DECENT MEALY A CAR “HaT'S NICELY PAUNTED !! WANT TO GO SKATIN’ IN MY MAMAS KITCHEN 7O PREACH “HONOR, THY FATHER ANO THY MOTHER To THE, KIDS EVERY & SECOND Dist — S'POSE YGET stuck IN & MuD-HoLE! WILL A NICE COAT OF PAINT. PULL Y'OUT ? NO, BUT HE DISGRACEO THE KIDS. BY GETTING THER WASNT ONE OF THEA THAT EVER 20 A THWE TO a ra 2 \ =" THERES YOUR SKATES PuT 'EM ON Yobr, DisHes WERE. “so SMALL. “DINNER® WITH ME SomeETIME ¢ WELL = IF “THAT car YOU PICKED OUT Got stuck IN “HE muDd, I'D LEAVE | {T “HERE : “NOBopy ” HE GIVES GOOD DOPE aN THE RACES! Sind 2° Nedeiy' to “Brindstong Coorga* PUT AL (, YOUR DOUGH OW SKINELINT" BILEY Youwes fhe James F Dolan RY Hippodra me.