The evening world. Newspaper, May 10, 1919, Page 16

EF About MACH JOYCE is the iatest Plays and Players. By BIDE DUDLEY | STAGE KIDS AT THE HIP. Sereen star to decide to take) | Three hundred and sixty stage chil- flyer dren witnessed the matinee perform- . in ine spoken arama ‘ance of “Everything” at the Hippo- Ferriss, a Vitagraph dirrctor,| drome yesterday. It was thelr annual the play, and it will be) May party. Anna Orr and Ivy Baw- im the fall, according to an) yer, = the Globe, furnished omy 7 | die. 6 youngsters were reoruite sethh nw he vob ofl hen | sara by the State Children’s Fund, : of . Rot interfere with the star's | which Mrs, Millle Thorne is'President, acting. The writer of this col-| and Lee Shubert Honorary President Believes Alice Joyce, if properiy| They saw the show as the guests of would be @ genuine “find” in| Charles Dillingham. @poken dram. | : im guer work In the’ BLANCHE SWEET RETURNS, “Within the Law” In “The being shown at the Broadway The- atre, Blanche Sweet returns to films after an absence of several years. picture has a war background, butts not a war film. It is primarily a love story. Miss Sweet plays ® dus role admirably. COOPER MAKES A HIT. Lew Cooper, in Keightley’! ieee we the Vanderbilt Theatre iast night to make a call. Lew was tell- ing Cyril how he knocked ‘em dead in Oshkosh when es seamen? ati manager of “A je Journey,” Iooked in and announced that the negro actor, who plays the porter In the first act, was not on hand. Lew gathered up a few corks, burned them, blacked up and went on. He was 80 good it was another Oshkusb for him. wl Gossip. Octavia Broske has been be jameo.” form etts Bott will be presented at | the Morosco Theatre Monday night to | “Take It From Me. writes books on scientific farming. ‘The Hippodrome has recetvral tts 100 per cent. flag from the ‘Victory | Loan Committee. | “She's a Good PA gant | the Globe, is the twenty- must pro- duction staged in America by Fred Latham. Sam Burger, office assistant at the Shubert press headquarters, got mar- ried Saturday and jn xtill happy. Mae West sprained her ankle yester- day, but did her dance in “Listen, Lester” last night just the same. You see, she doesn’t dance with her feet. o F._R. Carter, the handsomest man on the managerial staff of the Nora Bayes Theatre, will spend next week in Atlantic City Doardwalking. Lacy is heen onepared by Gerald the star of his first film production, “Sunup,” an adap- tation of a story by Max Marcin. programme arranged for the 10 be tendered the members nish ‘Theatre company at to-morrow night promisos to be very interesting. Ernest Truex of “Please Get Mar- | ried” has been signed up by Amedec J. Van Buren to star in a series of screen comedies, No, “Amodee” isn't & misprint, ‘otton nm as i @ soldier carrying a small mon- on his shoulder. " pet for my wife, Adelaide,” Pa A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Milt Gewer of Wollevitte hae etven up proctising on the cornet. He saye he can't control his Adam's apple when he blows, . POOLISHMENT. A Pelham young girt named Mo- Vicker Once stenned on @ tack which did stick her. Bhe merely yelled “Ouch! Bat down on a couch And called for a drink of strong Uquor, And he bought the monk Out of the vafe came Mrs. , John!” she called, aimeer it him for you, sweetheart,” lear!” @aid Adelaide. “I want it. I've got you.” soldier took the monkey back. * A SUCCESSFUL TOUR. iam Faversham and Maxine will complete to-night, in Mon- & wonderfully successful trans- t tour. Since Christmas have played twenty weeks be- FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why is praising obildren like opium?" “T can’t imagine, Clambaka.” “Because it's laudanum.” lana to receipts. Miss Elliott f ‘uture. England tn the near }The Day's Good Storie: HEART OF A BASE. smiled the young man. “I was going BALL FAN. to say that I would bet thac she [E man who was seekin; wna ae tne Raeenenee 4 rides n't i,” cautioned tne other, 1) “tov t 16 not @ safe bet.”—Mem- want is a place with a fine|phis Avalanche. - he agent, who was rich in places i sorts, immediately exclaimed: I've got just what you are| $6 for, But it will cost you a @ more than one I've just shown R TO OUTGUESSED. POLICE court isn’t all grim and = sordid,” remarked Judge White the other day. Sometimes something really funny happens, Not so very long ago a chauffeur was brought in after hav- ug run down a muy “Didn't you know that if you struck this pedestrian he would be seriously ake, replied the chauffeur, NO WONDER! y didn't you zigzag your BE young lawyer was defending | car and miss him?" @ man accused of burglary, and own, = seyering himectt 44 wed me, Your Honor,” was the woman whose house had) oo swer,—yv Statesman, + entered was under examination. — dame,” asked he, “what time of ‘was it when you saw the prison- your room?” C to 2 o'clock in the morning, @ the reply. there a light in the room?” you sure the view is all right?” d the homeseeker. man, it couldn't be better! ply going on your roof you can TOO MUCH TO BELIEVE, ATE SALSBURY of the Chicago Post has an entirely new ver- sion of “ther ain't no sech Animile” story, which he told to mem- Gould you see your husband at|béers of the American Press Humor- ide?” ists’ Association while the convention ” was being held in the Windy City, lawyer frowned impressively! The “hero” of this yarn was a [shot a side glance at the jury as| wobbly individual who stopped to Mriy thundered: “Th lease, | gaze into the window of a restaurant explain how it was you; where some proud fisherman had see the prisoner and yet not seo { Placed on display a huge muskalonge, husband?” nicely mounted on a board. The man gazed at the trophy for some time, and then, as he turned to he put his whole soul into the ex- clamation: Hf 1 the man who says he caught it Pome’ ING at a dinner, Congress- rnd wy doggone liar.”"—Youngs- man Houston of Tennessee re- Sanne ane » ferred to the charming fads and) A BLACK AND WHITE ARTIST. of the fair sex and smilingly| ¢ ¢ ELL, Rastus, I hear you W are working again, What the following incident: a@ social function one business are you engaged in?” ning the male guests be; done be in de mining business, ean a re- with the words. “I bet she will,” an older gentleman interposed. « man,” he added wi LITTLE MARY MIXUP en Wont You PLease Have) ANOTHER PIECE OF Pe, AR. MSINTYRE 2 ConrAete 8 Prem Petahing Co OY omega) WELL,"ED' BOUGUT “TH cAR! HERE'S HIS CHECK FoR 4700 — TH FULL AMOUNT! PRETTY SOFT FATHER. AS GENEROUS TO A FAUT HE WAS ALWAYS DOING THINGS PoP-AH = WHAT DOES M-O-N-O-L-O-G-U-E SPELL? WE OWNEO THE FIRST AvTomobILE WW ST.VITUS Ano Ha. WORE IT OUT HAYLING FRIENDS AROUND AS KONG AS You sist, I witt Take ANGTHER Piece I THoueut You were ASKING 800! yegvens! You GAVE Him “THe CAR AT &% Too! THOUGHT OF TAKING A PLEASURE TRIP WITHOUT ASKING YOMEONE Fo 60 ALONG ! A TALK 6Y ONE PERSON? Leave It to Mary—She’ll Find a Way Out! Y'see, Mom Did NT WANT TS cut The OTHER Pre UNLESS sie Had 6, “Bor Site SAD iF SHE dad TS cor iT —— |, ODEAR! Now THAT PEACE’ 1 DECLARED TM DES THINKIN’ OF TH’ PooR FATHEADS ~ --AN' 3 AGREE with HER! SHE saYs 1 GAVE You, “TH'CAR AT Thar PRICE! wy, I courd P WAVE A SECOND Piece t WHO GoT MARRIED To Duck WH i WELL - (Le fae YOU A Girt OF T ANY DAY-AT TH’ Same PRICE! Father Leaned Heavily on His Friends! HARDLY A SUNDAY PASSED BUT THAT HE Toom 4 40A0 OF NEIGHBORS POR AN OUTING AND ME QIONT GIVE A RAP FOR EXPENSES PORN HE THEA GUY THE GASOLINE AND FURNISH LUNCH! MOTHERS 40ve 7 Go To Scroot? FRO. Sufre Twit, 10 “NOBODY, Jr.” HE LIKES TO G0 TO SCHOOR. Send a“Noredy* to “Grindstone. George | . = ~ CHess 1A Maat Ano IM THe SMARTEST ove HERE!) Does rer 7 Larsen A MONOLOGUE, 13 WHEN You AND MAMA ARE TALKIN’ To GETHER -