The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1919, Page 16

— COMIC PAGE Monday, May 5, 1919 Ler 5 see Lve Got $ Tevuess Tarts Say, Mister Ine ; Bien seen 2 (WE MIGHT #S ) About Plays Players By BIDE DUDLEY [ LETTUCE SEED AND Tomato ENOUGH VEGETABLES ( TAke 4 LITTLE BiRD- ‘A/V WELL PLANT A | DDIE LEONARD, well-known] were deeply interested SEED AND RADISH SEED / But — — ’ SEED - a , COURLE OF / as a minstrel, has been placed| that Morris Gest would ta :. Canaries ; under a five-year contract by] ™Athew (0 Mer ow an we have —_— Ai { John Cort, who will present him next] just see anid Major Cra season in a new musical comedy by| Stuart, “should win great popi over there, as we have nothing like Bdgar Allan Wolfe. The play will al into rehearsal in August and willl ‘the Major paid a neat compliment open in Atlantic City early in Beptem-| to the choru ber, After visting Baltimore andJ| * Washington it will be brought to)! Broadway. | | L,& so young wae “THE LIGHT” COMING. | NICHOLSON’S NEW ROLE known in New in earnest when he said recently ne) T00' | pted a play by his nephew,!| geant 1: nmerstein 2d. It is called| the Nora Bu and is a comedy drama,| Harry Tighe will begin to-day and the! v" E L — meme | He's tn love, we think; R = = Beh oh nt | FOR “PEEK-A-BOO.” | Mother tells him: “Sakes alive - : J ~ A ARE eTeF Ee | For Jean Bedini's burlesque revue,| You're a silly gink.” “Peek-a-Boo,” which will begin «| Billy knows Cordelia Burke THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY She'd Make a Great Kitchen Camoufleurette! j summer run at ihe Columbia May 19,| She's his latest mash; the follow nuined have been en es niaene ita ad word eae gos Conan 18 Pree Pablaing Oa 1 ¥. Erening wm? } gaged: Clark & McCullough, Joe he) §o please “tip bi iced onl im ALL OF A ) HAVENT You ee SnD er >: s | Selbina Kelso “others, Re mustache, 4 ) i aetveraity rio, Wolsae misters, Bed raiclbe FLUTTER ~TH ery ‘ A SMART WIFE ) on! BaAeN! cr T AINT i Harney, r Knight, De Fores',| Billy gets, oh, awful mean LEFT US FLAT ANT | Nciggs Oka 2 ve J PY ” { Three br sebuds, Seven Mus'-| 77, just as a josh, nn 1 Cookin . aia? MADE Wor KIND PUDDIN' cal Spiele fay Myers i A ; a A‘ PUDDIN “too We tT DEAR? ‘ ol Mi cna vit i Mother says: “Your tip ain't clean, | : \ WH SUR OWN > : Georgetio and Bmmy Barbier Better go an’ wash.” 4) S d 2 7, wee LIL HANDS Or if dad says; “Here's a tip, u THE GRIFFITH PLAYERS. | Listen now—don't sco, e Griffith Players is the n eof the organization witch Wil appear in| RMB ome cream onto your Up the D. W. Griffith repertory at the| Calf will lick tt off George M. Cohan Theatre, beginning May 13. The following-named will be | Uncle Bi gets Billy mad ' eon or in per ‘on- | ron, | Sava: “That's some mustache, my lad - ' arrid (Mr, | For a little runt.” Marsh, . 1 Uriep, | But Cordelia praises it Marshall and| Calls it cute and new Billy vows, if we don't quit He'll raise side-burns toc Yellin’; “Down in front! | Kate i uce NO DANGER! - They opened the doors at the Shu bert Theatre Saturday might to give GOSSIP. the audicnce Witnemmusg the perform-| Ruth MeTammany, who has sung ance of Md Moeaii.g, Judge,” some! in Hurope, will make her New York blew in, Straight | debut in "The Lady in Med’ at the t Ponto and there] Lyric Monday night Violette Wilson "cast, will ha _new show, he hid under a - “Get him out,” sald Bob Campbell, aw nice the company manager, to Manager The Lonely » Long, of the theatre. “Someone will] Rom JOE'S CAR step on him and heli howl, It might| Charles Dillingham will present hin start a panic,” latest musical comedy, “She's a “Don't worry about the howl," re-| Good Fellow,” at jlobe Cheatre plied Mr. Long. “This audienc to-night. heard some of the singers Regina Richards n troupe. It's not going to get panicky | for a role in “MA over # howl.” which Grace Valen Messrs. Campbell and Long will not | lead, exchange Christmas cards next win-| Ann Pennington will have a rots in ntly of the je ind —E Caeyeb A Pree Foie Ca (4 omming Work) GEE wuizz,eD! Lonly Harta | CRANK (T WHILE 1M GETTIN’ MY , STORAGE! BATTERY RE-CHARGED, Y'poor FATHEADS ALL CARS Have BATTERIES IN EM. J Youve Got AN AWFUL GALL JOE, [ “RYIN' “T'SELL ME Your Car! IDON'T BUY ANY CAR “THAT'S LDONT BELIEVE HE WANTS MY been engaged _ George White's “Scandals of 119, GOTTA BE CRANKED! THEN I DONT Ry 2 > —— PROWL eben mona ne tha ts | — Izzat so 4 PARK GETS A COMEDY. MAT lakes teenie seco) pa ANY GAR WITH A al aia py! “It Happens to Everybody,” a come | performers in rything’ a TERYS edy by, H. 8. Sheldon, author of] Hippodrome will be seen in Lurope, Henry Miller's former. starring ve- | this summer, hicle, “Tie Havoc,” will be presented| F. Ziegfeld jr. announces that tho at the Park Theatre Friday evening | annual Follles-Frolic” pall will be by William F, Muenster. ira Hards| given at the New Amsterdam toot staged it. The cast includes James| Sunday evening, May 18, beginving Gleason, William P. Carleton, Joseph- | at 9 o'clock. ine Stevens, Nila Mac, Frank Joyner,| The records at the Hippodrome George B. Miller, Dorothy Allen,| show that up to and including the Olive Oliver and others, performance Saturday n pele persons —h seen MISS MINTER HERE. there Mary Miles Minter, the petite| Proof that “Monte Cristo, Jr," at Dilonde screen star, has arrived in| the Winter G » is just what the New York from California and is to | doctor ordered, in the fact that remain here two or three months to! thirty-nine h, N. J, phy- Duy clothes and rest. Mary was/|sicians will show. to-morrow seventeen April 1, and she is indeed | evening. dignified. Se years ago, however,| Managing she wasn't. The writer of this delic- | of Terrace tous column, one time back in 1912,| ranged for nee took pretty Nellie Kevelle on his sion at the Terrace Ga ° and visited Palisades Park.‘ Palace to-morrow because of the he met Iitue Mary and struck up| Division's parade. STORAGE BAT u cus Nathan ns about free idl te "Gnnditione Ceorge? ch w thing — has sent ussthree GOSH! lunch, just as thougt Herman A. Leonard of the Strand’s| really’ existed Publicity department, working In the game aimosphere with Doc, Victor A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Wilson, has developed Into quite an! 4 Welleaville chirsrodiat. wow held expert bum poet, Here's just a taste |) ung robbed Friday night. Gongtas of his latest whizz: Ha oe RAL Ua ah “I got @ good scheme,” | Baid big Hiram Betts, FUE AM, 70ST BEAUTIFUL. PART OF THE WHOLE DAY quite a friendship with her, First he| Will Rogers will return to the New “wera Ir ee aE nea A = is gave ber a big ‘Teddy bears then he Amaterdam Roof Monday, May 12, | mp Puc | \} | eld her on his knee an Awe’ er, ane ng on alternate nights he ny wi iH _ i & And little Mary smiled and sald: | "Nine O'clock Revue" ang. ie MMide \| NT ith ] ROE YN | NOBODY “Thank you, sir!” night Frolic, | ele WEL 4 | They say history repeats itself, a | Sinunen, a —~ HE Was 48 Loveo | ce (5 ie OP HE WS Wie HE TAKES THE RATTLED OUT dat, in this case—excuse us, please. WRITES OF A RELIC, | HAIR, IN UNCLE AW EARLY RISER THE EARLY MORMME; | Ca. VG MAQOE 4. eS . 1» OF HIS CAR Our wife's on the telephone, A Brooklyn youth named Lefkowitz WikeS HEAD! ALWAYS UP AY HE SAID [7 WAS THE | GET UP FIRST AND Senda’ 7) | WELL, FOUND 6 | | BUILD THE F/RE! + “How to put a stop | FOOLISHMENT. | ie the’ teestite Hate” | “I hate to sell a woman shoes," } Herman writes us he is expecting The old-time shoe clerk said; | to receive his bomb any day. Lots of luck, Herman! *TWOULD PLEASE LONDON. Lord Reading and his party of dis- FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, 1 Britons saw the Century “I want to buy a stone hous Midis ht Whirl” the other night and! “That's a hard thing to get The Day's Good Stories | ET hr a A chains Tivedg ecg \ || Baas ' “She never wants to fit her feet— She wants to fit her read.” ™ , ) HIS ANXIETY. | SACRED HARMONY. DOROTHY ei | ANON CURBTON was to preach! ¢¢7THERB may be union | zaeiiae! j a En ves hes sche Te saored, barn "mM NOT SURE- RUT THIS SMELLS LIKE | \ TASTES LIKE JAM ) | Westminster School attended service | Vatdaman, "but y bE ekS LIVE JAM= a omar pear ec asia j day as a holiday. Mr. Cureton was! 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