The evening world. Newspaper, April 28, 1919, Page 20

7 Bord. ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Daily Except Sungey by the Press Publishing Company, Noa. 63 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZDR, President, 63 Park Row. J. ANGUS SHAW, ‘Treasurer, 63 Park Row, JOSEPH PULITZER,’ Jr., Secretary, 63 Park Kow. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, — Monday, Aprit EDITORIAL PAGE 28, 1919 | Your Service ‘Stripes! minnie, By J. H. Cassel Sayings of Mrs. Solomon 0 Te Amoriated Prom ig exrtusively entitied to the ume for remblication of Alt new Anmpatcooe credited Tt ce not ouberwise creiiiad in this paper and alm the local news published herein. VOLUME 59... .cccccceeessvers seevecesccccecveeNO, 21,069 | \ THE REVISED COVENANT. ROM an American standpoint, three changes are conspicuou above all others in the revised covenant of the League o} Nations; (1) The Monroe Doctrine “article of its own (Article XXI.) (2) Recognition of the regulation of immigration a in a domesti question is implied in a new paragrapli under Article XV., which provides: If the dispute between the parties ts claimed by one of them, and is found by the Council to arise out of a matter which by international law is solely within the domestic juris diction of that party, the Counci] shall so report, and aball make no recommendation as to its settlement (3) Withdrawal from the league “after two years’ notice of inten tion” is provided for in Article I These three changes alone, it must be apparent to any one who has followed the course of criticism in this country, remove the strong est and moet fundamental objections urged from this side of the _ Atlantic against the earlier form of the covenant. ; That the revision embodies most of the constructive suggestions sof Mr. Taft and takes away all ground for most of the destructiv Veriticiams of Senator Lodge and his Republican confreres there car @ no question. Republican members of the United States Senate who refused to cast their votes for the ratification of the revised covenant as stands would stultify themselves to a degree from which they could never expect to recover during their political lives, Even the most pig-headed among the partisan will hardly risk it + Postmaster General Burleson is up against it again—this Ume in Illinois, where Federal Judge Landis upholds the State's power to fix telegraph rates within State boundaries, If Burleson was bestowed upon tho Nation that he might forever discredit bureaucracy and be a monumental warning of the complications and evils of too much Government control, then he fs fulfilling his destiny as did never man before. ‘ es THE 69TH. HAT it’s called the 165th Infantry, U. 8. A., doesn’t matter ‘Ty It's New York's old 69th. As it parades to-day the city greets and cheers it for the same old famous fighting regiment tle ‘yrave Irish traditions of which every New Yorker has known from childhood. Well and worthily it has upheld those tradifions in France. Ii somes back with fifty-nine silver battle bands on the etaff of its regi- | mental colors and more than 600 gold stars that stand for the officers | jund men it left on the field. Under its commander, Col. William J. Donovan, the 69th return to New York true to the old standards the 69th set for itself in the} Civil War under that gallant Irish fighter, Gen, Thomas Francis Meagher, who commanded the renowned Irish Brigade. New Yorkers remember how only a few months before it sailed for V'rance the 69th came back from the Mexican border—swarming ‘ out of the ferry house and swinging joyously up Tenth Avenue to the . tune of “The Rocky Road to Dublin.” , The welcome the 69th got then was nothing to the present one. » Nevertheless New York is not forgetting the earlier fine record of this regiment even among the new honors it hag brought upon the city and specifically and with a new 3 Waugh! Spasm of alarm, clutched at her heart. | on that street, the first was the voice of her darling boy. mother saw the street accident, doc- tora, nurses, crutches and such vis- | t! | | Ss rRe Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1919, by the Press Publishing Go, (The New York Evening World) Nobody but a Mother Knows What a Mother's Troubles Are. ROM the street below, up tho/ond tooth? cried Mrs. Jarr. “And @ stairs and into the Jarr flat|pretty sight you'll be all the days of came the cry: “Boo hoo'| your life if it was a second tooth Boo hoo!” Mrs, Jarr, in dded the now exasperated mother. 1 do declare, children are nothing but a torment and a worry The accident had occurred afternon and at his usual time Mr, Jarr returned home in bad humor, He had had words with his boss, or, rather, the boss had had words with him, Mr. Jarr had to take it out on a There were a million little children but from the moment note struck her ear, Mrs, Jarr knew whose wall it was, It In her mind's eye, the frightened | By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1919, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Eygning World.) Being the Love Song of a Husband Who Admitteth, That He Is Happily Married—and Is Unashamed Y Daughter, thou hast questioned me saying: “Is there no such thing as a Perfectly Contented Husband even a Happily Married Man?” Yea verily. aboundeth in such; but they do not ADVERTISE their joy and few aware of them. Yet, harken, and thou shalt hear the Love Song of a Happy Husband, which le singeth in his secret beart! “What art thou, oh, my Beloved—what art thou, oh, rarest among women? “Behold, thou art my Rib and my Backbone, which were presented to me in the Garden of Eden. “Thou art the Waterloo, before which I fell from verily, Babylon single blessedness. | “In my folly I thought to remain a bachelor all the days of my life. “But THOU camest—and all was over with me! “Thou art my shield and my fortress against OTHER women which |seek to ensnare me, Thou art my private detective, who guardeth me against their wiles, my alibi in times of need! “Thou art my steering-gear upon the straight-and-narrow path and |my passport unto Heaven. “Thou art the hand of wrath which maketh me to hesitate in the face of temptation, and the tongue of fire which causeth me to turn away from the smiles of sireas and the lure of poker parties, “Thou art the Luman safety-vault for the keeping of my conscience, the hook whereun I hang my excuses and my follies, the uncomplaining |footstool whereon I may lay all my mistakes. “Thou art the spur which urgeth me on te noble endeavor, the whip which driveth me to hard work, the alarm-clock which awakeneth me trom idle dreams, the applause which crowneth my success, the head-rest~ jand the soothing draught which comfort me after my labors. | Thou art the custodian of my digestion, the steward of my pipe and _, my razor, the guardian of my appetite, and the keeper of my collar buttons and my cravats. “Thov art the repository of my sorrows and confidences and troubles, the anaesthetic for my moods, and the bearer of my grouches. “When thou sittest at the head of my table, thou art more decorative than cut flowers and a gold service, more expensivelooking champagne. My PRIDE delighteth in thee. | “When thou goest forth beside me, arrayed in gll thy glory, thou art a living advertisement of my financial stability and my generosity, My vanity runneth over. “Come then, oh my Beloved, let me sing thy praises and cover thee with garlands and rubies and imported clothes. r thou art worthy! “Let the Bachelor rejoice in his cynicism; but, as for me, | am one |man that knoweth a GOOD THIN | “Surely, all the days of my life, I shall be guarded and thought for, and coddled, and catered to, and envied. - shall turn to gaze after me in the streets, marvelling. Yea, they shall murmur one to another: ‘See, see! There goeth a man who ADMITTBTH that he Is Happily Married—and {s unashamed! The Only FRANKLY Contented Husband in captivity!” elah than mm waited on and to Be a Better in the! Mrs, Bean merely scowled, It was then that Delhi's most noted woman, » Doolittle—the girl who original Ellabeti sent the King of England an rhyme called “Love Time in read the following compre scription of the da | ters underground: ' ° ' Ellabelle Mae Doolittle | \ . By Bide Dudley Noted Poetess Describes the Dangers of Coal Mining and Shames Mrs, Bean. | of Delhi held a meeting Satur- day afternoon in Hugus Hall to planing” read by Mrs, Hampton Bean, who, it will be remembered Islan® N last summer Mr: Bean became so imbued with the in-| ye coat miner ts working in a hole, up the study of aeroplaning and) i, is gigging out the coal, wrote the paper. It was, indeed, in-! put maybe the gua makes him sick, Copyright, 1019, by the Prom Publishing Co, (The New York Prening World.) {FE Women's Betterment League hear a paper on “The Risks of Acto- | went yp in a captive balloon at Cone pressivencss of the air that she took | «piv, pins” goes his pick, structive, and many of the ladies said How | Salesman and Earn Bigger Pay By Roy Gnffith | The Evening World's Authority on Successful Salesmanship. Ceperlsht, 1010, 07 tbe Prose Publlching Co, (The New York Rwalng World) Mr, Griffith's Salesmanship Coiumn is published daily. Instructive articles like to-daj/'s alternate with un answer to questions column, He will be glad to answer questions addressed to him, care of this news: paper, and only correspondents Education vs. Experience I initials will be used, his way throu ry 1 there were broad, traffic. roads—if he had but knowa » ta look for them, He spent so HAV before me four letters, each written by a salesman of ex- on f fdas pepsi 0 much time learning, by experieng., Jeome one, and hadn't hea wife? Well! |they would just love to go up in an| Vat ¥ @ dia rock comes down perience, One of them is @ COR-|ihethinzw which he could have learned + commonwealth, fons that appal and fill a mother's! «11, front tooth, too!” exclaimed | aeroplane providing it didn't fall with | , 2%2 oav7# im on the head—alae! | fessed failure as a salesman, one is) in books from other men’s experlencs It’s the trusty old 69th. soul with dread. Mra dare “And obs 2 think 1 in ®|thocr con cai chen Before you know it the whole town | tho “common or garden variety” of | he has not been able to rise very hinh, She had hardly strength to turf | tage tooth!” eee te het cane var In excited while hearing of the crash, | successful salesman, the other two/No one man lives long enough > se dale dl eee is le 4 ! Bs eye or very ; eeatne sane ather together, hima . oe heer ae ae ane one abe “Why don't you keep an eye on ni She once studied public | fy sister's child, Teeney Ricketts, bay ae oat at ineora live Senn and ex n . “ oor handle, but turn it sh i RA i kchoraue a Sebivahiiie ge letters discuss the value of a! the world concerning sal “The 77th Division will parade in New York asa unit. Any there stood her bawling boy with |Your children?” growled Mr. Jarr.!épeaking in Oklahoma City, and) | Ulm ortws stth 6 se petincad systematic study of salesmanship The third letter is from . doubt on this point should be dismissed.”—Benedict Crowell, muddied coat front and trousers. His I suppose you expéct me to look | therefore showed evidences of skill in i Ppoarric aeaH ow i @ ** compared with the value of actual ex- | 4! Meine says ; er the ey f ° delive ore as really full of joy, aeution 18 an acquired me Acting Secretary of War. little sister stood beside him. after them all the time, and also to|the art of delivery, She was inter y dev: rienoe: Tchave taken up this mate|couitory onan ee eee mental Eat that stand “What is It, dear? What is ite” 69 down town every day and work|rupted occasionally by various ladies But getting hack to underground io, several times in thes lumnw LORIRE Ride SOkele ana obieeette thes ¥ i p 2 at is | € r ese columns, nore clearly and correctly 1 . like a slave for that old dog I work! who wished to ask questions, but th work 1 re sped Mrs. Jarr. Whereat the in- | " but what these men have to say is;ho naturally would his may bo . re and muddled one replied, “Boo | ff, Who doesn't appreciate a good|did not bother her. At the conclu-| Oh, the danger of it is big won while auived by thinking; hence it Is pos ie man, but has a lot of favo: | sio1 m ywev: - ec some of your daughte FP as ‘ sible for a to holly seif- hoo! Boo hoo! Waugh! Waus! Abhi : ve fear iee shat | ai n of the reading, however, Ella- |! ane 4 your daughters at the) whe man who is confessed failure | educated. ‘The quicker and usual way THE LOAN LAGS DESPITE ITS NAME. “He fell in the street and cut his| {WN and toady to him! I suppose |helle Mae Doolittle, the noted poetess ep as a salesman says jis to study what previous thinks 4 tongue on his tooth,” cried the little |!t’# my fault that Willle busts «/of Delhi, arose and brought up a| Waiting to flirt with travelling-men When you attempt to teach peo- /have put on record in books, fit HE Victory Loan campaign is more than one-third over, yet tho| girl, “and then the tooth came out!” | t00t" out and looks like a chime pueiiee that has not yet been settled! ‘Phe jast two lines of the poem elbies c Gave Telawed youn Keel fae areola ale Tisaten ae ee t total for the Nation is not much above 15 per cent. of tha| “let your brother toll me," erted jt iNest pals - onlised 8 -eenmition:, ‘Three of. the 1 find them interest nd of as assistants to thour it ies opal | etre. Jarr, excitedly want to seo if| Mrs. Jarr could have stood all but! iy dear friends," said Miss Doo-' jadies went home immediately to see » that you have ‘been may me a hindrance rath $4,500,000,000 required, and New York has subseribed only | | can sneak. ‘fell mother, my peer| {he enimpanses allusion, That's | little, very calmly, “I have listened to| about their dauyiters, The others you haven't told me a thing|thana hb about one-seventh of its quota 7 He pe shane : right," she d coldly, “sw and|the reading of this document on { stood up and applauded with great! that js Rew or why I did not make | is a fair attitude. It is 8 " a | darling, tell mothe * : Sine: sto. money at selling. ‘wo things | have! mitted that books help, but that they Th og Je York i = iw t Boo hoo! bel- | c#fry on before the children, It is a|dangers of the air, but one thing has | ust fag Gort ia gs TE pate Pg sy ut t ut v ks help but th That means New York is more than twice as slow as it ought to wugh! Waus joo hoo!" be | be saneterie All were pleased ‘ S| are not the whole th The danger ; be ea : aie : " 8 lowed the injured one. | splend way to make them respect een f ro : proposition and he must work like} of following books blindly instead of v be~-even assuming a rate that would bring it up to its quota only the A ie }us both!" What?" asked Mra, Cut “*. > hell Jusing them to supplement your own * | “It wasn't a good new tooth,” ex- . ‘i { ‘ «| “The dangers of wot g der- ant i | - ‘Yhis man has no use for salesman-| experience and as a guide vou nee sinined tHe Inule girs, Ye Woe the | eu See Rone Nt! T don! tionrell!| cna. GANGA, CF werKIng uper Ainsrica in the Lrenches, Jani ssccnum wernape there une | aR e anette eats ar. HeUE 'T) , aan | Beained 3 norted “I've got to e/ground,” replied the noted poetess ‘ ‘ e . rinking Is pointed ot Nn That is not the way a Victory Loun should move in the biggest,| front one that was loose, He used to |Sn0ried Mr Jar. “I'vo mot to make ivubie’ CDs tlt Ahk Ba ACH infantry division of the |e Hated. “Lhe would ok oer suune /man iy going. to de much tNinking, Ney y he living for this family, an can't | “Has or ogeurred to yo nat a pe ss now vf the thou ette have re-| must have somet o think ut” richest community in the United States, pull it out with his fingers, be playing nurse to them! It's your|Man tn a coal pine may get hurt if a United States Army, as ROW (ccived {roi aalesien and aa pou Ter HIDe te SRi Aow r : H ri ‘Boo hoo!" yelled the boy ag i . e \ ‘4 4 pare . 2 : ¢ ituted, is made up o} agers all ov ‘om another sale Victory invites promptness, speed, enthusiasm. Clinching a m 5 pe a if nearer a uth on {Place to watch them, and T don't | big hunk of (Ose oHN? WOW! ee caece ad man, ri ohebene tr from another sales triumph ought to go exuberantly and with a rush igaeyaye ‘ nie i fectly | Want to hear any more about it!|/has, you will readily realize that, ing helptul, u fully when you gs ‘ Xube ) | 18: the back of his hand, and ina perfectly! Whats a tooth! Huh! \while the has its dangers, the Rah ? t : Sut > : a 2 per) p at's i uh I had all| whi yo alr its dangers, th Subdivisions of a division: Head- But | uon't think $ a man must pay for his success, What is the matter? Mainly, we believe, that Americans are | rational and calm manner asked, | mine knocked down my throat before |? ground k has, too, Do I} quarters, 164 officers and men; one jconvinced in his own, mind | ail! "The pay may be partly in reading, in De he full thri vhat hes | pod ‘hey. iv aal t I have five cents to buy cantly, t his ago!" make myself plain Ihachine gun battalion of four com. |cducation is worthless, And be is alobserving the good work of othera alow in feeling the full thrill of what has happened. They don’t get AL amieon ! be vet jr eNature did that,” ald Mra, Bean, | mples, 768; two infantry brigades, | fail and in general observation, but most enough reminders, An occasional parade has its effoct. But the idca|” «we was playing and Johnny Rangle| gare ence tents he eee te | who wan griatly provo! oa to think | (Mon, compoued of two Infantry re The second letter iy from a man] assuredly a part of Me programme ts in A i i ‘ | © was playing and Johnny Rangle | garr Neourage the boy to lo: }} Who was g:-atly provo: od to think| ments and one machine gun battalion Who has made at personal sell-| the practical application of what one of celebrating a military victory in inspiring, sustained military! pushed him over,” said the little steh | pis teeth reel began to ery, [that any one would criticise her of three companies, 16,420; one fleld ing, but who fis never riven above | has tea ‘and in frugallty and good : ; : tary h j : x ide composed of three, the ranka of the ordinary salesman. | hab © Success can ever co! fashion—-with brief but constantly recurring glimpses of marching|"! Suess he ain't hurt much; he's a) At this arr surrendered, “Don't | Paper : Pee Areata bry eek says oe Latbelntion or burning. thers Intent te troops, bands, reviews, &c,—is one that doesn't go far in this country erybaby look so forlorn over kid's losing| “Tutt, tutt!" said Promptress Per. batter 5,068 If any man is looking around for] oil when one necds sleep Cae : ’ * Taal ; meant “Keep your tongue out of the place a milk tooth, dearte,” he said, “Take | tle, rapping the table with her gavel uo baatta one » good: iralning Held in be abl put in his time next day } Beyond a certain point somebody is sure te grum about incon | or Ww tooth won't grow!” erled it as I do—-as a joke! When “Let us not get into any wrangles) ment of enstnee er with plenty of ‘sell | for the nefit of his employer and, 1 was i ve ar lable ¢ } veniencé and expense, M arr, “and take that! and that! his age 1 pulled them out myself!" | to-ds Proceed, Miss Doolittio, 1) Renaquartors and miliary to give Rar aanine ae Pennant OC BM To stir up imagination to a thrilling sense of what the vi 5 and th at fa Navies with thas youns Hut Mrs. Jare’s feclings were hurt, | @™ 84 : we a are terested in what pply train, 472 A ‘ or Hard Here we have four attitudes: The j 4 ruffian, nn tangle! ow often Her thought just the as she ariving at 34; one sankary train h | man who doesn't believe in salesmav. | heen and how the Victory oan gocs with it has been left to p Nava I (eld eau lo plas: wis pocdUEIA tito ne eater ae i gontinued the postess, "I ANGHR HOR Wien Hla Ra ship education at all, the man wha ‘ ‘ os ; : didn't. blame Mrs, Bly fo ; , Yo move a field army of 80,000 re- Will decide this withou | etual experience a ante newspapers, pageant experts and orators, The actual military {lril! poys!" It might be added that “Phat, |jeaving two husbands, But then that | Merely Wish to say that 1 have been | aie. ul of 6.229 passenger, The experience is worth a grab- Rustin wba asralin than bonis has been supplied only in rare and not altogether judicious doses and that, and that!" were smart slaps. was ¢ for Mra, Kittingly to do, | 8tudying this underground thing ever! jaggage, box, stock and flat cars, |full of salesmanship courses, It is a) help if you don't depend too much on 6 j 8 To justify thi Ww th hould b een Won't I ever get another tooth| She had no children as martial ties |#nce 1 met @ man who worked in a| made up into $66 trains drawn by ajhard task-mAster Dut @ most profit-| them, und the man who say. y ; 'o justify this American way there should be a swift forthcoming ba A your ti i there, maw?" asked the boy. For the With your permission | able teacher coal mine. like number of locomotive must pay for your sues it And to relieve her maternal emo- an , iin tending ‘any " rae h | This man gives all the credit t®ex-| part of the pay is I W of American dollars for Victory Notes. Otherwise it may be fairly | ‘That, and that, and that" had hurt tions, she spanked both the children wih read + BR ERS Faber pee The Medicai Department of Uncle perience, He | le probably naturally studying. And Dieane mover Tine fue A - " he . am sure it will s uestion| gam's ne. y has a list. . {adapted to sales e has| me di “hg |_| harged that the people of the United States can't grasp or riso to a) PUL tle and atfocted him not a all and then gave them ten cents to" aestion| mem nom army, bas 89 galised pat, |2dnBsed,°utrcueh cheer eatarll his | Re™aiCee sneetes Cunaing and. ora "I don't belleve you will, not if it|to the moving pictures after su ing are men who have risen from the was a second tooth—oh,swas it @ #9c- | per, ranks and now hold responsible pusde \ tions, * 4 “We should just love to hear the poem, Ellie,” said Promptress Pertle, for all time.” dd | compares with 6,600 just before we|ity—not because of his lack of sales- decided t6 go to war, 4 manship education but in spite of it, ES a ae